Six Feet Under

The story opens tonight with a toe headed boy watching him mother pops pills. It must be the 50's. She is popping pills fast. Mommy is going to sleep really soon. She is making her son hold her hand even if she dies. Which she did in 1953. We now learn this is George's mother. And now George just tried to crash another funeral in the house. Billy and Claire are enjoying life for the moment. Claire is going to get laid. He wants to run off to Spain with Claire. He is wearing black underwear. I think it is DKNY. Cut to the fighting couple adopting a child. David and Keith are filling out forms. They need to include their various charges, assault, getting with young hookers etc. Make sure they are good parents. Nate and Ruth are at the table and Ruth is letting George run to the store. I think she wants him to get lost. So now Brenda is with a sick young girl and Brenda is going to make her feel good about herself. George is at the supermarket. He is seeing his mother at the store. He just freaked. Now back to David and Keith. They pick up a letter from Roger who says you did not try to kill me. Ah my friend Federico. He is out at a dating social and runs into his wife. He tries to sweet talk her but then has to watch her on the prowl. Now to Nate and Brenda. He tells her of an invite to dinner. Cut to Claire and Billy, Billy is like he is on speed. Now to a convention of funeral directors. Rico is there and he sees a lady adjusting her hoses. Their eyes meet. They meet later over a casket. If I had a dime for every time I met a chick over a casket. Cut to Brenda who got pushed around by a dude in her office and now to Claire. Her credit card is getting declined. Keith and David got turned do...oops someone called and I missed a few minutes.

Claire and Billy again. Billy is coked out frantic. David and Keith are in bed again and fighting. But david is saying he is sorry, with his mouth. Rico is getting laid by the freak chic from the conference. George and Ruth are sitting on the couch. Ruth is really being a pain in the neck to George. Cut Rico and the freak. The morning after. Looks like another go around. Ruth is doing the laundry and has found bread and an apple in George's pants. He used to do that as a child. Ruth is making him feel bad for it. Rico is back again with the freak. Now David and Keith are interviewing chicks to carry their demon seed. This woman is a freak, she lives to have babies for others. Claire and Ruth are having a fight and Ruth goes to hit her and she says I will hit back this time. Ruth throws her out. Back to Brenda and Nate. Brenda and Nate have a strange vibe going on and she keeps talking about them being a family. Claire and Billy are at home. He went on a shopping spree and bought mega things. Ruth, George, and his daughter are watching TV. Ruth leaves to take a batch and says goodbye, but correct herself and says i mean good night. George wants more shock treatments and knows he is losing Ruth. I think Ruth is going to off herself. It fades away to a haunting piano solo..

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A woman starts off talking with her shrink. The woman is dealing with issues and in the next scene the woman is telling her friend about how she make her feel insignificant. She is doing it to all her friends and family. She is now telling her father who is crying and now she is telling her husband. Her husband has become distraught. An argument ensues and she falls onto an end iron. On the first day she feels empowered she dies. My friend Alanis told me that is ironic. Cut to the wedding of Lisa and Nate that Brenda is watching. Nate now sees a guy in his video in a heated discussion with Lisa. Ruth is dealing with her hubby going crazy. The scenes are going fast and furious. They show Rico as the new mortuary stud. Ruth is getting George shock therapy. But Ruth does not want to bring him home. Neither would I. Brenda's crazy brutha is asking Claire to move in and she is really digging it. She is getting ready to go to Nate's for a party. Brenda is serving crackers, grapes and cheese. I think Nate likes being a family man. Claire arrived and its a party. Rico on date, back to to the Nate party. Talking about adoption and now David and his Keith boy are getting into an argument. Ruth and Rico are talking after his dte. Ruth offers him a drink. It seems like Ruth will bang anything that lives in that room. She tells him to enjoy dating but do not get blinded for lust. Now David, Claire and Keith are getting high, hitting the bone, smoking the spleef. David and Claire discuss why she has not talked to her mom. Nate got a bowl and now they are arguing over Brenda's crazy brutha. It is now the next morning and Brenda woke up suddenly. She reaches into her legs and she is bleeding. Reminds me of the Godfather. She has to go back to the DR on Monday which is a few days after her marriage. Claire had a moment where she thought Billy was gonna kill her. A huge strike of lightening just blew outside my window. Davis is now looking at models who are birthing chicks. David tells Keith he cannot rent a girls uterus. Rico and his wife are discussing who Rico should be dating. She tells Rico that he does better with someone. George is hsowing that he has lost some memory. George is showing he is lucid and now wants to attend the wedding. Back to Claire and Nate's house and she is taking Vicodine to ease the pain. Nate and Claire are now talking about not having the wedding. She is in pain about losing the baby. She is freaking out and it is freaking me out cause she is all like hugging Nate with her man hands. Wow a bolt just came down as if Thor was aiming to strike me dead. Nate told David about the dead baby in Brenda's womb. He is saying I will not get said and I am gonna knock her up asap to make her happy. Flash back time again. Everyone is watching the vows and thinking about their love. Keith kisses David hand which may still stink of gas. Claire is doing the photogs. Rico who was coming to the wedding alone but showed up with a date. Ruth slapped Claire because she took a picture of George after Ruth spilt wine on George. People are in shock and Ruth is screaming. David and Keith are talking about kids. They are going to adopt one kid and let Keith seed impregnate another woman. I have a feeling that Brenda may be the carrier. SNAP, Lisa just showed up to argue with Brenda. Lisa is being really mean for a dead person. She is calling a slut and a loser. Enter Nate stage door right. She is asking Nate to hit her. Now they embrace and hug and now he is giving a sappy speach all sweet and stuff. They are having their first dance. People are dancing. George and Ruth look miserable. Nate sees a seagull eating the cake and looks distressed. Claire snaps a photo. Next Monday they are at the doctors and she is getting the baby removed. Nate cannot go in. And when he is alone he begins to cry. Fade out to a song. Sounds like Ella or Billie Holiday.

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Hit Me Baby One More Time

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Dancing withe Stars

We have come full circle. Actors in reality shows. New Kids on the Block, Joey someone. He must be the forgotten kid. They are doing the Cha Cha to Beyonce's Crazy with a horrible singer. Joe guy is not really doing much dancing. He just kind of stands and she dances around him. They cut to the judges who are fiercely working calculators to figure out the score. You would have thought they were splitting the atom. This is becoming too complicated. Now they are backstage. Poorly staged. Here are the scores Total Score 20.

Rachel Hunter and some Guy. I missed her whole dance because I got so bored with the intro to her and how hard it is and she is so sick with the stomach flu that I ended up watching king of queen. Judges scores 20.

I just popped back and Evander is dancing with some woman. But the show does not grab me and bring me back in. I am watching King of Queens. Oh that Carrie and Doug. They always get themselves into strange situations.

9:46 and I am done with dancing with the STARS. I am watching 6ft under. This is the episode where David is abducted.