The show starts off with a retro look at the competition. The silver fox against the young sexy girl....
Christine up first. The boys with Cajon boxes are back and she is a song that swhe did a few weeks ago. Is this repeat night. She is not sitting down. Singing you're not the one for me. Short...Ok about an 8. Randy said it was not super but better than the first. Paula said it was fun but there is better to come. Simon..Good with a small g. The occasion is bigger tonight and it was a good warm up. Ryan should bang her.. Ryan asked her who the guy is.. We know it is either Bo or the other Queen dude Constantine.
Taylor: Living for the City... Funny that I just downloaded that song two nights ago. Oh God Purple??? Too much jigging and jiving. Good song choice for him and the crowd loves it. Not super great vocals but good enought to say he won the first song. 9...Randy said he was worried aobut him singing Stevie...Randy loves that. Paula said we match...Simon said the audience hated you. Worst jacket ever but good to start the show.
1-0 Taylor
Cat is back but she is going to sing over the rainbow again.. Now she did a great job with this but I want something new..the place loves it but I find it tired. May as well run a repeat. She sings his well. She made it tired and although sung well.....Its tired. Hit it once...Gave it a 10 last time but taking of the virgin skin...drops to an 8.5. ...Cut to her dad crying...Maybe Taye diggs will bang her..Place is going nuts.. Randy said anti climatic but worked it out...Paula said she is possessed and fathers around the US want to bang you.. simon said round 1 you were killed and Simon said great and now she is back in the running.
By the way I ran into a burning building tonight and put out a gas fire and evacuated a mutli family home...And then got over here to do the blog....
Taylor singing Levon..Great choice again for him. I am torn because this guy should not win he was there to only place and now he is in the final. Not a very challenging song but it will be popular. Have to say that he tied Cat with song so the score is 8.5. Score is 1-0-1 advantange Taylor..Randy said nice song....Pitchy...Paula said that pitchy is taylor..Somon said not popular..He scored the match tied now.
Cat is up for probably her last song..I hope it is better than the first two...My destiny??? Is this the idol song.... a little too soft a little off. Getting stronger in the middle but not too challenging a song. I may as well sing it. Lower register not good. They cut to her creepy Dad who is staring her down like a starved man at a chicken sandwich...Creepy. She just hit a note that cracked and now she is screaming for the end..the choir came out but they should have brought Jesus...Maybe he could have saved that one note. She looks a loof in the song too where Taylor has a soul. tooooo long..Randy said...three things..look great...sound good..did not love the song...Paula said she is great..Simon...went from brilliant to good in one song. Remember the second song....
Taylor is up last....Make you Proud?? Pitchy at the start....what kind of song is this..This song sucks... A bad BO Bice song. Here comes the choir again..they are dancing and clapping. If I had to pick a winner I would be hard pressed after this song. This finale sucked..The worst of all of them.....People are going to love him for the screaming at the end but the choir did most of it but people are so dumb they do not understand that. Randy said....You know who you are and you make the song yours..Paula said nothing but punched her fists. Simon said you just won.. I may have to agree with him...Taylor may be more popular..But the show sucked tonight..I do not want either being my AI.
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
Tuesday, May 16, 2006
Three Times A Charm:
Tonight the final three sing a song they like, one picked by Clive, and one picked by the Judges.
Elliot: Clive picks Open Arms by Journey.....A little slow but it was not bad... 8.5 score for the first song. Randy said you know I was in Journey..Paula said it was good..Simon said it was stiff and to loosen up...Heading to our first commercial break..
Catherine: Clive picks I believe I can fly....She is doing a good job but in the middle when she tries to do a 5 octave run you can see why Paris should not have been knocked out. Could not do the run and it sounded bad,,,8 so far.... Randy said you look amazing..Paula said she is beautiful and is trying to say she sucks...Simon said Randy is being unfair...
Taylor: Clive picked Bruce's Dancing in the Dark...Too much hopping around which is not singing...8.. Randy said you know how to have a good time..Paula said she almost lost a tit.. Simon said it waqs pale compared to the original and Paula for her age her dancing was fantastic.
Elliot: Picked a Wilder song. With what you wont do for love???..Too much hand popping and octave directing.... Doing a good job ...Have to say it was not bad....9 for that..Randy..Said it was good but sharp for most of the song. Paula is trying to say something..Solid..Simon said it was not the best song but he thought he sang it really well.
Catherine: Simon picked somewhere over the rainbow. Paula looked as if she was giving Simon a hand job...Oops she is sitting on the ground again. Accapella??? so far..Music starts during the bridge. Just a classic guitar and she is singing it really well..Strings are coming up next and she is smokey and sultry...It is an original and it may be her idol moment that wins her the competition... 10 best song of the night so far. Maybe the whole competition... Standing O for the Mcphee..Randy said finally a winner, Paula said something..Simon said it was the single best performance of this year...Told you..
Taylor: Randy picked You are so Beautiful by Joe Cocker. The to me part was strange... Looks like he is going to cry.. Doing a nice job with the song. Perfect song for him to do good. Have to give him a 10 as well. Randy said Did the song proud, Paula said you are a star, and Simon said it was his best performance....
Ellit: Ray Charles..I believe to my soul...People are not going to like this..He is behind in the song and it not a real well known song of Ray to the general public.. He is getting stronger in the middle. I give it an 8. Randy said....Not the perfect song but you can sing...Paula said no one can connect with it. And she said funky white boy again and again.. Simon said he will not go through but he will make his mom proud and we cut to her and now we see where the teeth come from. Catherine wearing black singing I aint got nothing but the blues.....SHe comes out like she is doing a strip tease...not such a great song but singing it well. She should have sang Patsy Kline Crazy...That would have won the show.... Crowed gave her another standy O... Randy said it was OK, Paula..said nothing..Simon said it was OK but too bad she could not reverse the order...
Last up Taylor after the break...Try a little tenderness.. Once again not a great song choice in terms of the majority hearing. I know the song and he is actually doing a good job..Shouting at the end but he gets the crowd going....10...Randy said...Have a good time funky Taylor, Paula tried to take credit and Simon said great song bad ending see you next Tuesday. Final is going to be Taylor and Christine
Elliot: Clive picks Open Arms by Journey.....A little slow but it was not bad... 8.5 score for the first song. Randy said you know I was in Journey..Paula said it was good..Simon said it was stiff and to loosen up...Heading to our first commercial break..
Catherine: Clive picks I believe I can fly....She is doing a good job but in the middle when she tries to do a 5 octave run you can see why Paris should not have been knocked out. Could not do the run and it sounded bad,,,8 so far.... Randy said you look amazing..Paula said she is beautiful and is trying to say she sucks...Simon said Randy is being unfair...
Taylor: Clive picked Bruce's Dancing in the Dark...Too much hopping around which is not singing...8.. Randy said you know how to have a good time..Paula said she almost lost a tit.. Simon said it waqs pale compared to the original and Paula for her age her dancing was fantastic.
Elliot: Picked a Wilder song. With what you wont do for love???..Too much hand popping and octave directing.... Doing a good job ...Have to say it was not bad....9 for that..Randy..Said it was good but sharp for most of the song. Paula is trying to say something..Solid..Simon said it was not the best song but he thought he sang it really well.
Catherine: Simon picked somewhere over the rainbow. Paula looked as if she was giving Simon a hand job...Oops she is sitting on the ground again. Accapella??? so far..Music starts during the bridge. Just a classic guitar and she is singing it really well..Strings are coming up next and she is smokey and sultry...It is an original and it may be her idol moment that wins her the competition... 10 best song of the night so far. Maybe the whole competition... Standing O for the Mcphee..Randy said finally a winner, Paula said something..Simon said it was the single best performance of this year...Told you..
Taylor: Randy picked You are so Beautiful by Joe Cocker. The to me part was strange... Looks like he is going to cry.. Doing a nice job with the song. Perfect song for him to do good. Have to give him a 10 as well. Randy said Did the song proud, Paula said you are a star, and Simon said it was his best performance....
Ellit: Ray Charles..I believe to my soul...People are not going to like this..He is behind in the song and it not a real well known song of Ray to the general public.. He is getting stronger in the middle. I give it an 8. Randy said....Not the perfect song but you can sing...Paula said no one can connect with it. And she said funky white boy again and again.. Simon said he will not go through but he will make his mom proud and we cut to her and now we see where the teeth come from. Catherine wearing black singing I aint got nothing but the blues.....SHe comes out like she is doing a strip tease...not such a great song but singing it well. She should have sang Patsy Kline Crazy...That would have won the show.... Crowed gave her another standy O... Randy said it was OK, Paula..said nothing..Simon said it was OK but too bad she could not reverse the order...
Last up Taylor after the break...Try a little tenderness.. Once again not a great song choice in terms of the majority hearing. I know the song and he is actually doing a good job..Shouting at the end but he gets the crowd going....10...Randy said...Have a good time funky Taylor, Paula tried to take credit and Simon said great song bad ending see you next Tuesday. Final is going to be Taylor and Christine
Tuesday, May 02, 2006
A Two for Tuesday
Paris is up first tonight. Sang a Prince song..She has a good voice, Song kind of boring..Randy said good, Paula said she likes the old stuff..Simon said screechy and boring. I give her about 17 on her first.
Chris up next..He is walking around with the mic alot..I hate when they come out and in the crowd...I forget the name of this song but it sounds like his others..I give him a 17.5..Randy said he was the shit, Paula set the far bar apart....Simon was better than the first two so I did not see the first one.
Katherine and Taylor next..
Katherine born the year I graduated HS...Dress like a little slut ouch first note was bad..picked a good a song but seems off in the first part...not holding the notes in the middle could have sung it better but not too bad, the arrangement is different and at the end we see some of her range..She has limits to her range which she knows..Gotta give her a 17..She looks like she was going to cry..
Taylor born in 76....1876...Singing play thaet funky music. Good choice for him but I do not see him being the next big idol.. He does make it fun..too much running and dancing and not enough singing...17 The crowd loves him....Not sure what Randy and Paula are saying...Simon said it was a horrible wedding performance..Now Randy and him are laying next to each other. Randy looks to comfortable laying next to a dude
Elliot up next....Home by Mike Bubble....Looking like a monkey in his suit..and his teeth coming out of his head. Doing a really good job with the song...give him an 18...Randy said likes his tender side...Paula said she is melting...Simon said the song might become his anthem....There was a miscue and he ran off stage....
Paris singing be without you..This is going to be great. This is almost as good in parts as the original..Sounds like she has a bad throat but still tops above the other singers... 19 for the effort...Both Paula and Randy said something..Simon said she did a great job..Paris is looking very sexy tonight
Chris singing I dare you....Not sure what song is but it sounds like the first..He cannot help it.. But then Herman was a great character for ...what was his name again.. Singing screaming like he does 18..sounds the same...Randy said it was ok, not a great song same thing from Paula..Simon said great first song you will be ok..
Christine singing Blackhorse and a cherry tree..Two guys playing the box drum bongos and trying to look down her shirt but did a fantastic job singing this one..Hitting all the notes...19..Randy said more like the bitch I grew to love..Paula said the same thing..Simon said it is a strange song..Different younger and good choice of songs....
Taylor Hicks doing a Beatle song which is very contemporary...Loophole...The arrangements are off tonight but he is doing a good job...Too slow a bit..When will the first idol make a political statement on the show...This is not a rebel song, this is Sunday ....17,,,Show went mono..Randy and Paula said nothing..Simon confused the song is 30 years old,,and they cut him off...
Chris up next..He is walking around with the mic alot..I hate when they come out and in the crowd...I forget the name of this song but it sounds like his others..I give him a 17.5..Randy said he was the shit, Paula set the far bar apart....Simon was better than the first two so I did not see the first one.
Katherine and Taylor next..
Katherine born the year I graduated HS...Dress like a little slut ouch first note was bad..picked a good a song but seems off in the first part...not holding the notes in the middle could have sung it better but not too bad, the arrangement is different and at the end we see some of her range..She has limits to her range which she knows..Gotta give her a 17..She looks like she was going to cry..
Taylor born in 76....1876...Singing play thaet funky music. Good choice for him but I do not see him being the next big idol.. He does make it fun..too much running and dancing and not enough singing...17 The crowd loves him....Not sure what Randy and Paula are saying...Simon said it was a horrible wedding performance..Now Randy and him are laying next to each other. Randy looks to comfortable laying next to a dude
Elliot up next....Home by Mike Bubble....Looking like a monkey in his suit..and his teeth coming out of his head. Doing a really good job with the song...give him an 18...Randy said likes his tender side...Paula said she is melting...Simon said the song might become his anthem....There was a miscue and he ran off stage....
Paris singing be without you..This is going to be great. This is almost as good in parts as the original..Sounds like she has a bad throat but still tops above the other singers... 19 for the effort...Both Paula and Randy said something..Simon said she did a great job..Paris is looking very sexy tonight
Chris singing I dare you....Not sure what song is but it sounds like the first..He cannot help it.. But then Herman was a great character for ...what was his name again.. Singing screaming like he does 18..sounds the same...Randy said it was ok, not a great song same thing from Paula..Simon said great first song you will be ok..
Christine singing Blackhorse and a cherry tree..Two guys playing the box drum bongos and trying to look down her shirt but did a fantastic job singing this one..Hitting all the notes...19..Randy said more like the bitch I grew to love..Paula said the same thing..Simon said it is a strange song..Different younger and good choice of songs....
Taylor Hicks doing a Beatle song which is very contemporary...Loophole...The arrangements are off tonight but he is doing a good job...Too slow a bit..When will the first idol make a political statement on the show...This is not a rebel song, this is Sunday ....17,,,Show went mono..Randy and Paula said nothing..Simon confused the song is 30 years old,,and they cut him off...
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