79th 2007 Oscars

Okay, half hour to the oscars. Jennifer Hudson looked great. Alan Arken up with Ryan and he is nasty. Beyonce looks great..Gwinneth looks lame in a mermade dress.. Showing Eddie with a little chippy...Not sure who she is. Is he gay?? Who is the beard. Lets say hi to Apple for the Paltrows... With Beyonce...She looks great but when she speaks she sounds dumb as a stone and she should not E is that they have Beyonce and then they put it in a small box to show people arriving that are not as huge as her...Cate Blanchet next...She looks like she is 80..Not sure why they try to look so old, like it was 1955..Stop it..It is 2007. Nicole Kidman is one of the last to arrive...757 pm three minutes to the Oscars..

Here we go..the opening is with the happy feet penguins..But now we are back on the red carpet for some reason the show is starting at 830 tonight...Eddie and Tracy Evans....Eddie playing the humble Eddie about not winning but you know he wants to..There is only one person I am wishing wins and that is Jen Hudson since I picked her as my early winner for American Idol... Marky Mark up now acting humble too..Back with Kate Winslett and it has taken her 40 minutes to get to the red carpet.

Show opens up with oscar nominees...they are talking about the nominations...and never winning.. Martin an one dude for sound that has been nominated 19 times with no win... pretty funny and a nice touch...They cut to all of them in the theatre and they are all standing up... Out comes Ellen...Hosting ...All smiles from the crowd..Doing what she does...Her stand up is pretty good...At the end she broke into song with a choir...

Nicole and Dan Craig to present Art Direction.....
Dream Girls
Good Sheperd
Pans Lab
Pirate of the Carib
Prestige....

Winner is....Pan's wins the first Oscar of the night.

Maggie Gynelhall....Saying not much...

Cut to a screen with dancers in the background...which was a cut to the commercial

Will Farrel up next singing a song to Ricky Bobbie..and now Jack Black...and some other guy..
Best make up

Apocolytpco
Click
Pan's
Winner is Pan's ..Second of the night..
Cut to Ellen back stage talking to stage hands...making fun of Dame Judy

Will Smith's kid and another young girl...Best animated short..Will looks so happy for his son
Danish Short
Lifted
Little Match Girl
Maestro
No time for nuts
Winner is.. Danish Poet...

Best live action Short
Binta
Eramos Pocos
Helmer and son
The Savior
West Bank
Winner is West Bank Story...First political speach..about Jews and PLO

Back with Ellen thanking the band...A choir is now doing sound effects Pretty cool...

Steve Correll and Greg Kinnear...Sound Editing
Apocolypto
Blood Diamond
Flags of our Father
Letters from Iwo
Pirates of the Carrib
winner is Letters from Iwo

Sound Mixing
Apocolypto
Blood Diamond
Dream Girls
Flags of our Fathers
Pirates of the....
Winner is Dream Girls

Rachel Vise presenting Best supporting actor
Alan Arkin
Jackie O haley
Blood diamond guy
Eddie Murphy
Marky Mark
Winner is....Alan Arkin he is shaking big time...He put the oscar on the ground...

James Taylor and Randy Newman singing but the mic was hot and static was up in their face
Melissa singing now I need to wake up for the Al Gore song

Leo and Al Gore up next... Cut to Seinfeld...The show has gone green...They are here to lecture us. That was funny Al was going to announce that he was running for Prez but the music came on.

Back to Ellen..She is in the crowd talking to nominees...Back to the dancers and now at 926 with only one big category done we are going to commercial...

Back to Ellen..Best Animated Feature
Cars
Happy Feet
Monster house
Winner is Happy Feet

Next is benniffer...showing writer clips...Lame shit

Tom and Hellen next...Best Adapted Screen Play
Borat
Children of Men
The Departed
Little Children
Notes on a scandel
Winner is.....Departed

Ellen back..Best Costume design
Curse of something
Queen
Devil wears Prada
Dream Girls
Maria Antionnette
Winner is Maria..

Up next is Tom Cruise..To honor ...Sherry Lansing,,,Her boney arms can not hold up the Oscar..Wow what a canned speach, She looked older than Peter O'toole.

Next up Gwinneth to present....Wow her shirt is see through...Best Cineme
Black Daliha...Horrible
Some other thing
The Illusionist
Pan's
Prestige
Pan's Lab is the winner..The speach was heart felt and directed to the director...

Best visual effects...
Pirates
Posieden
Superman
Winner is Pirates

Dont know who these two are but here we go.I have no idea what these people are saying...

Cate and Clive to present...Best foreign film
Missed the first
Missed the second
Germany
Mexico
Water. Cananda
Winner is Germany for the lives of others

Coming out now George Clooney,,, to present supporting actress
Adrianna Borata
Kate Blanchet
Abby
Jen Hudson
Babel chic

Winner is J Hudson..I am so happy for her..

Two freaky peeps up there now to present...Best Doc Short Subject
Missed the first three
Two hands
Someone won

Jerry S up to present best doc feature...He is funny....
Deliver us from evil
An incon truth
Iraq
Jesus camp
My country
Winner is Al Gore won an Oscar

Second political message of the night

Clint up next....best score...No just some lame shit,,,not even sure what this was but ow Celine is singing......Wasting time...

Orig score
Babbel
Good German
Notes on Scandel
Pan's
the Queen
Winner is Babel....

Dunst and Mcguire..They hate each other since they fucked...
Best screenplay
Babel
Letters from....
Little Miss Sunshine
Pan's
Queen

Winner is Little miss

Jlo up and inthe house..introducing Dream girls.. J Hudson and Beyonce...Wow what a performance these two....Now Beyonce alone..Now J Hudson...She is so young and has come so far in two years...Two hot girls for different reasons..Beyonce is singing her heart out...Wow to probably outshine J Hudson...There is a whole gospel thing going on here.now..It is good.

Queen and John Travolta...Best song
Mellissa
Dream Girls
Dream Girls
Cars
Dream Girls

Winner is Melissa Ethridge for truth..speach was ok


Film editing
Babel
Blood Diamond
Children of Men
Departed
United 63..
Winner is Departed.

Jodie up next to show who died...

Best Actress
Pen Cruz
Dame Judy
Hellen from the Queen
Meryl Streep
Kate Winslet
Winner is...Hellen from the Queen

Best actor
Leo
Ryan
Peter o'toole
Will Smith
Forrest
Winner is Forrest.....