Ryan taking the stage tonight with his George Michael scruff and thanking all the people for raising 70 million last week..Then right into the Bon Jovi tribute...That high hair spandex wearing Jersey boy...Which idol is going to sing a Jovi song...Jon is giving his take on what he thinks they should do...
First up......Phil Stacey..Blaze of Glory...Jon saying he sang it better than him in so many words...God I hate when they start out in the audience..Where is the crying girl when you need her..Too much running around but he sang it pretty good...Have to say this is one of his best performances...cut out the cheese dick walking and strutting around...give him a 8....Randy name dropped again but then said it was his best...Paula said this is a year out of your life...Simon said it was not authentic...and he is not a rock star...After the critique, Ryan said they are all on a different page...Bickering ensued.
Next up is Jordin Sparxx...Singing Living on a prayer....This is gonna be a hard song to sing...Looking all haughty with her teased hair...She is doing a bad rock impression at first..She should have done a slow version..Like Cornell did with Billie Jean..She is not standing out in her songs like she normally does..She looks hot. I am gonna give her a 8 because she brought it home at the end..I am confused... I think it was good...Randy said not your best, Paula said nothing as usual, Simon said the look was bad, and the singing was out of control..She did agree with them..She should be safe
Lakeisha...Never heard of this song....Her lower register sounds weak compared to her higher one...She is really singing it well...I have to say that since I do not know it she could actually record this song and make a hit with it....She did good this week 10....Standing Ovation..Randy said you are back, little rough at the start and blew it out the box...Paula said nothing...Simon said he could kiss her after that and they brought her down for a kiss, and said he did not know the song but she nailed it..
Blake You Give Love a Bad Name...He started out doing impressions, but this is what I was talking about with Jordin..This guy has to be the most original ever to hit the AI stage...wow, I like it..I give him a 10 for creativity and doing something fun. Randy said you are the most original version on AI..Please read above... Paula said something...Simon said half will hate and half will love it
Chris Richardson...Singing Cowboy...He does sing from his nose..Has not learned to let it come from his belly..Does not sound too bad right now..Walk these street verse went pitchy and shouty...Looks like he is taking a dump...Not bad though give him an 8.....Randy said you did your thing...Paula said you did your thing..Simon said you did do as much as you could with this song, but he is not sure if he will be here next week...
Melinda Doolittle..Have a nice day
Final four
Jordin, Melinda, Lakiesha, Blake
George Bush to thank america for chipping in to save other people so he could continue to bomb and kill children everywhere..How sweet is that.
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