CK On The Road Again

My friend CK is running away from her job again. Willie Neslon must had her in mind when he wrote that song. This time she is searching for love and adventure in Costa Rica. En el camino otra vez.. She sent an email from the Central American Paradise...She caught a bus to La Fortuna...While on the bus, she made a line and beat an old woman and her grandson out of seat. However, the child took its revenge on her and began to projectile vomit on her and her bags. At first she thought the child may have yellow fever. But as you will see it was something much more base. She is heading to a volcano to meet a man named Joe...I will post more when she reports back in again.. Attached is her email. I had to translate it from an ancient Myan spanish dialect so I hope I got it right.

Holla Mi Amigo Seaner,
So my first mission was to get a bus to La Fortuna. I met up with the connection, and after confirming that I was the new mule, (a secret handshake and password) I
managed to get a seat on the bus by tripping this crippled woman with a stick. She had her grandson with her, but he was no match, even for me and my petite structure. A quick slap to the back of the head and gentle push on his back had him on the floor of the bus. People were shouting stuff in spanish, but I announced that I am an american and that I had the right to strike any child of another nation. I claimed diplomatic immunity. They mumbled but I just put my IPOD on and listened to the sounds of the Gypsy Kings. He stood the whole trip and started to turn green. He started throwing up and I thought OMG I am going to get his sick little third world country cold..But as I looked at the fluids on the floor, I saw three little condom balls and realized he was a fellow mule like me. I have always been a team player, so I scooped up the condoms and cradled him the the rest of the trip. As I left I kept his "package" and realized I got away with about 20k street value.

Well its off to the volcano to meet Joe. I met him online. He sounds really interesting. He actually once lived in a co-op in New York with his friend, but it was an all female building so him and his friend had to dress as woman to stay in the building. Oh the stories he has. I will touch base after my connect in San Jose..Dollar dollar bill ya'll.

ciao
CK

The actual email from CK

Mi primera misión era tan conseguir un autobús al La Fortuna. Me reuní la conexión, y después de confirmar que era la nueva mula, (un apretón de manos y una contraseña secretos) I
manejó conseguir un asiento en el autobús disparando a esta mujer lisiada con un palillo. Ella tenía su nieto con ella, pero él no era ningún fósforo, incluso para mí y mi estructura menuda. Una palmada rápida a la parte posterior de la cabeza y trata empuje con suavidad en el suyo detrás lo tenía en el piso del autobús. La gente era materia de grito en español, pero anuncié que soy un americano y que tenía la derecha a la huelga cualquier niño de otra nación. Demandé inmunidad diplomática. Mascullaron pero acabo de poner mi IPOD y escuché los sonidos de los reyes gitanos. Él colocaba el viaje entero y comenzó a dar vuelta a verde. Él comenzó a lanzar para arriba y pensé que OMG yo van a conseguir su pequeño frío enfermo del país del tercer mundo. Pero como miraba los líquidos en el piso, vi que tres pocas bolas del condón y realizado él eran una mula compañera como mí. He sido siempre jugador de equipo, así que saqué los condones y lo acuné el resto del viaje. Mientras que me fui guardé su " package" y realizado conseguí lejos con alrededor valor de la calle 20k.

Manar su apagado al volcán para encontrar a Joe. Lo encontré en línea. Él suena realmente interesante. Él vivió realmente una vez en un tonel en Nueva York con su amigo, pero era todo el edificio femenino así que él y su amigo tuvieron que vestirse como mujer para permanecer en el edificio. Oh las historias que él tiene. Tocaré la base después de mi conecto en San Jose. El ya de la cuenta de dólar del dólar.