Well we are down to three on AI...I am predicting this to be Seyesha's night...Introducing the Judges and Paula looks very very pretty tonight..She is still nutz...tonight the Judges, the singers and the producers have each picked a song to be sung. David Cook coming out with his fake wave and head bob...
David A's song picked by Paula...
1) And So It Goes by Billy Joel...When asked what he thought he said..I was excited its a very pretty song....starting out with no music..Nice choice, but you know they will come in at the middle...He does have a very rich voice....9.....It was a very nice arrangement...I would say it was one of his best performances.....That could be the one that gets it for him...Randy said check it out man you are in the zone to win...Wow what a great critique..Paula said solid..Simon said good and it was not outstanding...
2)With You..Chris Brown...Acting all stunned...He is getting lost in this song...forgetting the words a bit but singing all huffy...and off in parts but then on in other parts...Not sure what to say about this one..Sounds ok...7....Randy said that he did not think it was the right song....Paula said it was perfect...Simon said I applaud you that you did not do a ballad but it was like a Chihuahua trying to be a Tiger...In so much as its not really you...
3) Producers picked Longer by Dan F...Now they have picked a very easy song for him to sing..He some pitch problems at the start, but has settled in to a safe song and he is sitting down and the people in front told to act like groupies are waving their hands, and he hit one high note to let you know that I should win this but overall just blah...7...Randy said you can sing the phone book..hot hot..Paula said it was lovely..Simon you sang it well but the songs and lyrics were horrible...You will be in the finals next week...
Seyesha up next..Randy picked
1) If I Ain't Got You by Alicia...voice seems a little muted...Singing it well for such a diva song..Coming to the crescendo...did a nice job they will say screamy in some parts...9...Randy said you did an amazing job..You are peaking at the right time..Paula said you are beautiful in which she answered in her best ghetto, thanks girl...Simon said you sang that very well but he picked something that you had to sound like the original...Said it was sung very very well...In her interview with Ryan she was very strange...
2) Fever by Peggy Lee....The acting part is hokey, but she is singing the song really well..She is playing the role of the sexy temptress..Song is very well sung but not exciting...8..did a very nice job with tone and pitch...Randy said you sung it well..Paula said she is surprised that she chose this song...Simon said you will regret this because it was a lame cabaret performance.
3) Producers chose...Well not we must pause..now that I have the DVR...Ryan just messed up again and insulted the gay community... We see the gay character from Entourage in the audience, and it must have thrown him because he goes up to two other guys and tells them about Idols on tour and that they can go together or with dates and the audience hushed..he tried to recover saying he knows its Seyesha's dad..what an odd thing...Creepy....Hit me Up....Not sure who sings the songs but she sounds like Beyonce...She is the most marketable of the three..Now the start sounded better than a few runs in the middle..Screamy but over all she did a great job with the song...8....Randy said it was just OK for me..Paula said something about Happy Feet...said you sang the song well...Not the type of song for you...Simon said it was better than the second song...Your best week was last week...
David C...Simon chose
1) First Time Ever I Saw Your Voice...Odd choice and Simon said he wanted to do something original not like Randy....Acoustic, slight Baroque quality..Yes I know what that it is...And they pan to a lone old woman standing during the whole performance...Started off well..Pitchy in the middle..Once again not a very strong voice but that's ok they have equipment to correct that...9....All did well...Wow his dad is old..Gonna be like me if I ever have kids...Randy said it was good but you are a rocker and Simon did you no justice. Paula said something..Simon said it was one of your best performances...round one goes to Cook and Cowel..
2) Switchfoot...Dare you to Move..David playing the guitar...God he creeps and his voice is either cracking because it is flat as all hell... Lower part horrible..Once again we see he can only scream and this voice sucks..I warn each of you out there....If he becomes the next AI we will hear from him as much as we do Taylor Hicks and Bo Bice...6....Randy said great song choice performance wise not good very pitchy....Paula said something and it sounds like he was not listening because she stopped to point out that this pompous little snot would rather check his gear then listen to the ramblings of a crazy woman...Simon said not much more to add...All three of you had an OK round...
3) Last song from David and the cut to Ryan in the faux mosh pit and all the pretty little people..Over Ryan's right shoulder, stage left of course, is a freaky kid..As Ryan does the Itune commercial the kid is doing a fake smile and turning his head and saying yes to everything Ryan is saying in a mocking fashion..I am replaying it and laughing so hard..This has to be the best performance of the night....11....for the fake mosh pit fan...
Singing I dont want to miss a thing...Started off flat...what a weak voice...Lame arrangement...Do not need to see anymore..I want to miss this thing so now he will scream at the end and fireworks will go off, a firetruck will drive through Ben Affleck will wave and a star will explode in the sky..Cheese dick moment alert...but let watch him bow and and genuflect to the crowd..7.....Randy said it was just ok..Paula said see you in the finals..Simon said David Cook wins the nite....Eh...
I really have to stop watching this show and find better use of my time.....
1 comment:
Blog master said "I really have to stop watching this show and find better use of my time..... ." Amen to that, friend! I don't know how you've stuck with this season of AI for so long.
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