Ok, this always has been my most favorite show but I have to say this is starting out a little lame. Nerd from Superbad trying to make out with what looks like a crazy Brittany..She is trying to relax because she is starting the VMAs..When she walks out she reads a few words from the teleprompter and then the show starts..LAME...Bunch of freaks come in dancing with light sticks..OMG its Rhianna on top of a monolith. It opens up and she is helped to the stage..The picture looks smeared because of all the lights reflecting off the mirrors which are there to make the place look bigger because it looks like they are doing it in a warehouse..Hard to see if Rhianna looks good because of the picture...She always looks a little hippy in what they dress her in..Sounds a little off but at least she does not lip synch...
Out comes Russell Brand....Who the fuck is this guy..The audience did a collective gasp and said who? His hair is over the top peacock like, five o'clock shadow fla ditting around the stage all dressed in black cause Im so cool with my cockney accent...At least he made mention that he is only famous in the UK.. Lame jokes...Peppered with comments to get applauds his jokes are lame...He is probably about half way thru his stand up and no one has really left... He should have just read the paper.. Its topical, just not funny...So now he is making fun of the Jo Bros and no is laughing..Wow he is killing..the audience that is...This is soooo sad..25 years and they put this fuck on.
First presenter...Jamie Fox came in and said to the audience wake up...He is right..the other fuck put them all to sleep...Jamie came to do best female video..Brittany, Katy Perry..Rhianna, Mariah, and Jordan Sparxx....Winner is...Brittany...Some strange guy sitting next to her..Thanks God her fans and family....
Back to Russell better known as Lame Ass....They cut to someone else with two other people and I have no idea what the fuck they were saying..I know it was sponsored by Pepsi...Now they are letting you know who is performing and in how many minutes....
Back to lame ass who recaps everything that has happened every time he comes back on stage...Demi Moore...She was around 25 years before the VMAs started...Maybe you know my husband...Best Male Video....Chris Brown...Flo Rida...TI....Usher...Lil Wayne....Winner is...Chris Brown with you. He said he thought Weezy was gonna get it..Thanked God family fans and friends...
Lame ass again recapping the show and telling you what is coming out in the near future...Taylor Swift is there to introduce the Jo Bros..They are sitting on a New York set..they are singing a song about being speechless..I am too..I have no idea what this is..oops now they are rocking out and the fans are running in that MTV said could come watch them...Wow they are rocking out like only a bubble gum pop group can do..ooops they have Katy Perry singing Madonna...
Lame ass dude is recapping again...Introducing Phelps who is coming in with headsets on..He takes them off and his ears pop out..He looks like a chimp reading cards..To introduce Tpain and Lil Wayne and Leonna Lewis...WOW they are reaching into the yearly card of trix and bringing out the orchestra..Out creeps out lil Wayne..So sad when a thug turns to out to be a marketing schill for MTV...With his faded tatts..I bet you if you look close there are some corporate sponsors on his body tatted on.. I think there is more people in LL's entourage than in the audience....
Lame Ass russell recapping the incredible show that has been seen and what is coming back...Ciarra and Lindsey...Ciarra's hair looks like crap...They managed to ugly up a very pretty girlll...this is the reason why I should be directing the show..The dance off winners are going to holler and shout because they won the pre show dance off which no one saw..If they were that good they should have been on stage performing the dance steps...
Best dancing in a video..Neo, Maddona, Chris Brown...Danity Kane...Pussy Cats..Winner is Pussy Cat dolls brought to you by Friskees..to keep you pussy kat dancing...They giggled but thanked God family and friends and fans....and the troops...
Lame ass again asking you to vote, recapping the show that has gone on and who is there right now...The twilight books WTF..Walking out like Christ...Introducing Paramore...Who the hell is this and who are they..Green Day lite with a female singer....How original
Lame ass recapping what was seen...Trying to do a joke about taking the Jonas bros virginity..Slash and Shy LeBuff for best rock vid....Paramore, Slipknot, Linkin Park...Foo Fighter..Fall out boy doing beat it..WTF has happend to music..Winner Linkin Park...This song is a rip off of with or without you by U2..Not even original..Lincoln used to be good..
Lame ass saying a good job and Hanah Montana is in the back singing a song back stage and introducing Pink...Making a video live on the back lot breaking things and knocking people over and I do not know what this is....I gotta bail this show sucks
1 comment:
The show wasn't that bad and the only Lame Ass is u who watched it.
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