America's Next Top Model

Tonight brings the first episode of ANTM. Or as I like to call it Auntie M. Changes this year include the release of the first supermodel whatever her name was. Disputes in the off season cost her the job. Back in Beverly Hill and the two J's walk up. The final 13 are being told what is expected from them from the two Queens. Today they are going take a tour of the Stars home with Robin Leech. What a little pervert he is.. Man after my own heart. So off they go to Rodeo Drive. They are saving the last home.. Whose house is it. It is where the girls are going to live. The house has a pool and it look like a department store. Each room has something different. The girls are crying. That scares me that hats, bags and shoes can make you cry. The one girl is a lesbo and she looks like a little boy. Ouch, the next statement may sound gay but she is cute. The girls are already beginning to hate one another. Where is the love. 13 chicks and the hate is starting. 4 pm and the limo shows up. Stretch Navi with bling wheel spinners. Certainly a dubbed out buggy. As we come to the first commercial break, the girls are getting nervous about their first review.

Back from commercial and the ladies have to get into makeup. Most do not know how to do it. The one girl does not know how to do her own makeup and her good friend will not help her. The runway is a maze and girls will collide. Nate Dawg is there for some reason. First dibs probably. The girls are going the wrong way but so far are doing a bad job. Mo 18 almost took a dive. Walked out like a linebacker, and almost fell off the stage twice. She is going to be singled out later. The one girl has strange eyebrows. Like someone took a weed wacker and shave them off slowly.

Back from commercial the one girl said she is a whacky. Their first shoot 530 am. Girls got out of Limo and there is alot of rigging. The girls will be flying. First up Kimberly. Did not do a good job and her friend told her she sucked. Ashley next. Struggled as well. Bre is up next. Looked good and comfortable. She was funny and fun. Nik is next she is hot too. DId good. Kyle did good, Diane did pretty good. Lisa is stoked. She did good. First complainer. Coryn. Scared of heights. Wierd brows. She did a good job. Cassandra did good as well. Nicole. Should have called her Nippole. Ebony up next. She did good. Sarah looked out of sorts. This is the girl who cannot walk. Now they are back into the limo and the Tyra mail is there letting them know they will be judged.

Back from commercial and they are in the judging room.. Judges Nigel Barker, J. Alexander, and Twiggy. Lisa first. Good look and good attitude, J said he can help her walk Her picture lloked good. Nicole walked well and her best shot not that great. Told her she looked wide. Kyle on runway was ok. Picture was ok. Bre looked like a horse walk on runway. Her photo shot was good. Kim walk not great. Picture not great. Ebony walk ok, phto shot not that good. Diane walk was bad. Picture face was good not pose. Ashley. Walk not good too slow. Best shot was not that good. Nik. Sexy walk and her photo was great. Coryn good walk but did not carry walk. Her shot was pretty good. Casandra not good on runway but shot was good. Sarah last, The girl that fell and her photo was good as a close up. Which girl will be eliminated.

The last two are.....Sarah and Ashley....Ashley let go