Amazin Race

Tonight the teams are ready to travel the country. From the disclaimer it looks like they are heading to New Orleans. Ya know they never come to Newark. I can see it now..In this detour teams choose between jacking a car or panhandle for money.... Anyway what does tonight have in store for each of our teams tonight. They are leaving from Alabama, Huntsville. Find the largest office chair in Alabama. One girl just dissed Alabama.. Having been there there are a lot of dead animals in the side of the road. Some down there call that dinner. I just call it sad. The Weaver freaks are in the car again praying. I do not know if God actually really cares about the Amazin Race. Maybe the Amazin Technicolor coat but not the vapid tv show. The fighting family. The family you love to hate. Wow tonights task was climbing a ladder to up a big chair. Wow. They are going to Talladega raceway. Oh no the one team's dad was killed by a race car, in the one episode the mother got run over by the buggy and now they are heading to a race track. Bransen family is there first. Thy have to do one lap. The Linz boys and girl are coming in next. Instead of driving the car though they have a five way bike to do the lap. The Weaver family are crying and the fighting family are fighting. Now they are heading to Hattisburg Mississippi to find the old Col. I thought sanders but it is a trailer park. The Sanders are in the park now and they are crying that they cannot do it since Daddy died on a track... What will they do. We will find out after the commercial brake. Now it is a challenge and they are breaking down the wall of pain. The fighting family are the last there. On the road the pervert dad with and his daughter see the Linz boys. The chicks chuck a moon which was blurred..Probably showed a little too much roast beef. The Linz and Perv Dad and daughters are the best times at 7:20. The Schroder family is freaking out.
Now the teams are heading to Madisonville MS. They have to find a BP and find a man named Les. Heading now to Fair View State Park in LA. The Perv dad is getting angry with the Linz boy are hitting on his meat. Alot of the teams are fighting right now. The Perv dad and Daughters and the Linz boyz are there first.. Saw a log or play 21. I say saw the log since each member playing 21 has to win each time three times. The fighting family is the first to finish because they took the log.. Now we are heading into New Orleans. This is the second time that an area has been devistated weeks after they have left a location. Could CBS be taking the world over one show at a time wreaking death and destructtion in their wake. Maybe God is watching the show.

Back from commercial break. The blonde chicks are always crying. The Guaghan family are very supportive and they really do carry the kids. First to arrive at Preservation hall are is the Perv dad and daughters. Fighting family second, the Linz family three.. Crazy blonde chicks 4..Number 5 being the Weavers, 6 being the Gaughain family... Last family to arrive are the schroders. A few minutes did count. They have been eliminated. They are all crying. Dad to the blame and he deserves it since he really screwed up so bad. It is a good thing they live close and rather ironic