AI-World Without An Ace

Katherine McPhee...Whitney..Too big of a song for her. Good tone but too big for..Randy and the crew said bad since she is not as good as the Whitster.I thought she was about a 17

Elliot-Donnie Hathaway song.....They are showing Elliot struggling through the song...teasing us....Here we go. In a suit which is bad luck circa Ace last week... Song is a little slow right now but he is in tune and good tone and good strength in his voice...said I love you..we all love elliott too may low registers....song never really took off and most probably do not know what it was...18 better than McPhee..shout to Kevin Nealon in the house...Randy arrangement overshadowed him..A crying Paula Abdul and is moved and handsome and evolved and Simon is laughing and Paula is crying. Simon said it was superb...WowM aybe I am wrong???

Kellt Pick-Unchained Melody...She is playing the dumb act again...The blind guy is not saying or doing much...Ouch what a bad arrangement from the start....Started in the middle of the song..sounds l ike a bad song on a juke box in the mid west as you get take out coffee on your way to vegas....Her hair is bumped up in the middle which is strange...not great about a 17
Ransy said...pitchy..Paula said not raising the bar each week and she said she is not great and Simon said it was bad and bland and there was no heart or warmth..Once again Simon is cut off by the very people that pay him in the name of commercial.. I am such a sell out for watching this.....And for you that read this,,you are tooo

Paris singing Memories....The way we were...A little too affected at first...the band was big behine her and she was bigger...this was the best performace of the night this girl is amazing and perfect...20 my highest score of the night it was her fantasia night..Randy said it was pretty good...Paula over sang, and simon said nothing that was so strange...for the night this was the best and I do not agree with the judges including Simon...She was robbed of props

Taylor Hicks up next singing....Just Once...Could be big for him..Here we go....wearing a tux jacket...lower slow start...lower registers are bad but this is a good song for him but he is not killing it....but at the end he did bring it home and he does sell the song....have to give him about an 19....Randy is crazy tonight...Hated everything about the song..Paula said nothing, Simon said nothing..got a bad mark from everyone...

Chris D singing Bryan Adams..Love a Woman....Flanked by two classic guitarists...Slow at the start but got better in the middle. He takes the mic off the stand and now we are all going nuts cause he is such a stud....based upon that he has to get a 20 for the night as well..great job him and Paris..Randy liked it, Paula loved it and Simon loved it..I got one right tonight....

Ryan doing the numbers and I am going downstairs from my office to the big screen . I am out of sorts since the laptop malfunctioned and i could not do it from where i normally do..Good night to all...Kelly Needs to go tomorrow night and we will miss her and her dumb act...

April 19 AI Vote Off Tonight

Ryan came out all glittered up and brought us the clips from the previous night. The recap was boring and they were giving props to Rod Stewart who is going to sing and try to promote the lame album that he put out since he is 80 and his voice is shot and how freaky to see an 80 yr old Rod holding his new born

The commercials are even getting stranger. God the Ford commercials are getting gayer and gayer. Ryan is talking to Rod about his 14 nominations for grammies. Rod singing live...The way you look tonight. His voice is so bad he is forced to act out the song like a mime. Thank God Chris sang it last night and tonight we are treated to the butchering of the song. The reason he is singing standards is because they are easy to sing like country songs.. The interlude dance step he did was creepy. And his new young wife gave him a standing ovation. And all the idols grabbed him and gave him a hug.

Now at the 9:15 mark we are no closer to letting someone go and once again we are stuck in the middle of commercial hell. 5 minutes of commercials... They come back and they are showing Bercelli to do the greatest love songs of all time...Here we go...

Elliot comes to the stage far side...Chris ...Next to Ryan....Paris joins Chris....Pickler.....joins Elliot..Ace joins the near side...That sucks....Cat heads across the stage to the far side..What a rack tonight..Taylor is safe....One of the two is the bottom three. They are asking Taylor to joing the group that he thinks is safe after commercial...If he is smart ask Ryan joing the group that I think is safe next week and then join the Judges..We know they are coming back next week...

Back from break...Damn Ace, Paris, and Chris..Down to Chris and Ace... It should be Ace to go...and the loser is...ACE..Thank God and a quick cut to his freak brutha..The song kicks up and you had a bad day...His ape like brutha stands to his feet as his brutha sings the same shit song he sang last night just as bad....We bid ACE good bye but America go the other two wrong.

Life After Bucky Night On Idol

Well the one thing we have to look forward to is that we do not have to hear the tone deaf, buck tooth, long haired, red neck freak Bucky tonight... Kind of feels good knowing that he is gone.


Chris is singing first and he is doing a song by Louis Armstrong...In terms of singing he is doing a great job. I am not sure how the judges will react. This could be put out tomorrow on the radio. I have to give him an 19..Randy....the bomb dude. Paula babbled...Simon...took credit..Simon said great performance. Sad part is that each week we see how tiny Chris is compared to the rest of the world.

Paris is up she is doing the dumb Kelly thing to gain love from the crowd...Singing a Billy Holiday Song...In tune and her song..She does not quite have the Billy mannerism down but she is trying...Lets see how she ends it...Wow..did not show quite her range but a solid 19 like Chris. It was a crowd stopper. Randy said it was the bomb her best night ever. Paula said she was 17 and that she fell in love with her...Is that not rape.. Simon said she talks like Minnie Mouse but sings fantastic. Cut to a Taylor Hicks fag shot...He is up next

Taylor Hicks...Flattery is a great humor..Nice quote..You send me..could be a good choice for him. Rod, good mover??? Taylor...Once again he has picked a song where he just repeats the same thing with no range. Not a lot of range for him and it is good but the judges are going to say he did not stretch. Once again though he is entertaining at the end. Give him about a 17.5 to 18..Randy said My My this is a crazy night. He paraphrased simon from before..Paula said nothing...Simon...said lame at first but magic by the end.

Elliot...It had to be you???..Pitchy in the middle, hokie with the singers in the background...His teeth and tongue look like they want to jump out of his mouth...Pouring it on at the end.... Not sure not bad, why am I doing this??? 17..Randy said...Nice Job...Paula must be glued to her seat...Simon said it was good but lacked personality...said he was concerned...Ryan

Kelly is up next.Rod said she has personality..As he was popping wood...Sounds nice and harkens back to the days of Patsy Kline..However I am falling asleep listening to it...flatter than the others. So far her and Elliot are doing the worst..Kelly hit a bad note towards the end..Goodnight..16..Randy said pitchy...Paula said she looks great..and what a great actor she will be...Simon said boring..She was funny making fun of herself..

Oh God,,,,Ace is next dressed as Gecco...Greed it good.

Ace is singing some song..His hair is up in a bun and this is just creepy...He keeps holding his heart and it sounds off a bit but not flat but odd. Sounds like a song on a cruise ship and now he is hitting the hight parts...My head hurts from this...Randy said he used to pull his hair back..What??? Paula likes he is dressed up..They keep cutting to his freaky brutha who is there to probably pick up a 13 year old...I am so freaked out right now

Last up tonight..Kat..Rod loves the ladies..great shot of him trying to look down her shirt....Rod was dancing with Mr Clean....I hate when the sit down...but She is nailing this song. However it does not grab you all that much...19 did a nice job with the song..Randy said your song...Loved it, Paula is watching her for the first time...Simon said it was in a different league...He is right...

Kelly is going home tomorrow night..Hardest song to sing of the night was the Paris song.

American Idol: Life After Mandissa

In a stunning turn of events last week, three of the better singers stood where Bucky was supposed to. Alas the good ole country boy was safe for the week, but he knows his days are numbered on the AI stage. Mandissa was a good singer, just no one knew what she was singing.

Tonight they sing the songs of queen which makes no sense

Bucky..I was on the phone but I heard ....

Ace.Singing we will rock you. This really sucks tonight

Kelly Pickler...Bohemian Rhasody,,Kelly is wearing biker gear and her hair is strqaight and white. Bathed in white light she then turns it uo and becomes bondage Barbie..Her song is flat in parts.. I give it about 16. Randy said he was entertained...Paula said it was ambitious and Simon said he thought it worked.

Chris singing God knows what but it sounds good. Too much eye liner on but over all really good. 18 but not a great song. Randy tricked us by faking that he liked it..Paula tried to put a phrase together. Simon was dead on, song too indulgent.

Katherine...Who wants to live forever....Too slow of a song..sounds like a song from the bodyguard movie...She sings it really well and is so in tune with her voice....Giving her an 18 Randy said pitchy, Paula said something, Simon said that was almost the moment. Said it was won of the strongest tonight....

Elliot..Somebody to Love....Little behind..shouty, not his best performance... but he keeps yelling over it...Not the greatest but pretty good give him a 17. Randy loved it, Paula said something...Simon said he picked the best song, not great but pulled it off...

Taylor..Crazy Little Thing....Good choice...He is bee bopping around and it sounds pretty good....Best performance of the night 19...Randy said Taylor is back..Paula said breathe of fresh air, and Simon asked if he was drunk,..

Paris Dressed like a little vixen,,Her song is sooo strong and yet this song sucks the big one..I have to say it is a rock and roll sister. 19 Randy said she worked it out and Paula said something..Simon said he found it wierd...

I am stunned tonight because of this show..I do not know what to think

American Idol April 4

Taylor-Country Road....Just got in and he did a good job...Give him a 9 and 9 for an 18....The judges all hated and I do not think it was as bad as all that.

I am out of sorts right now cause I just got settle and in the house as the show started....I was helping someone get their wireless going but it did not work...Did not pay their cable bill or something

Up next is Mandissa, not without an outburst from Paula and a gay member of the audience. I have no idea what song this is..She is tune and it is a honky tonk song..It is too easy of a song for her since she can sing well and well country sucks and anyone can sing it...9 and 9 for an 18...Randy said nothing..We have angry Paula, and Simon said he hated it. It is a cat fight tonight between the members of the cast and I think there is going to be a fist fight..

Elliot..Kenny told him no vibrato and what does he do...He sounds like he is singing into a fan. I have no idea what song this but he is doing a good job just like the other two. If I were him, I would have sung the theme to Augusta, the greatest sport event which happens in two days... Same score 18..Randy dropped some names... Paula adores him...said nothing of interest. Simon said it was simple but that is country...

Paris is up next and she is dressed as a nubian cow poke. Singing a song we know at least. Ouch a little bad at the start. Low register. She moves up an octave but is not holding her chords long,, Sounds like she has a smidge of throat problems. She seems off and slow...I give her an 18 as well. Randy said it was just alright..Paula said she did not feel connected to the song in broken english..Simon thought it was great but then it went silent at my house unti he said Dionne...

Ace up next but he needs to be let go...If you saw my hate Ace post last night you will see why.. Singing??? He is staring at the camera and singing to his lost love....Sounds like a song from a play but he is doing a good job. No real range etc but he knows how to hide things.. 18... But I am not happy with him..Ace's brutha looks strange..Randy said boring...Paula must looking for a quick hit from a young stud with her broken english.. Simon agrees with Paula...The cut to Kelly who is up next and she is looking dumb already

Ryan asks her if she playing dumb or is just dumb. She said she it just dumb..Singing Fancy??? Oh no she is coming from the audience,,I hate that..She is walking up like the devil in blue jeans. Hard hitting country song that empowers a young fawn like Kelli..Not great but not bad Give her an 18 so far...Standing ovation..Huh..Randy said it was her night....Simon said performance good, song sucks...

Chris Rock is there??What is this world coming to..Chris is up..Not a hard song for him..I have no idea what song it is yet..Something about loving someone..Wait that is every week...Not changed up from what he normally does..it was good. 18.5 Randy said he loved it and Paula said something...Simon said like the others they are picking boring songs.

Kat McPhee... No idea what song it was but it started out good and she looks like she is going to walk off that stage and fuck for each and every vote she gets tonight. She is sexy..Running around too much so there less focus on the singing..I am lost on the song, but she is sounding good..18.5 to 19..Randy liked it, Paula was asking for a date. And next is Bucky..Before they cut away they show a retarded Buckster waving from the side in his cow hat and shit kickers.

I see my only blog reader has left a comment. It appears we both have the same hatred for ACE.. The question I have for him is..What is mom making for lunch tomorrow.

Last up the Bucky..No idea what he is singing but he knows he is on borrowed time..This is not a country song..How is this a country song. This is alternative..I am crying foul...Bucky is cheating..He is a cheat. He has killed the song and it pitchy and I give him a 17...Before he threw an Ace stare at the end. Paula liked his hat. ..

Wel country night is over and we all know who should go home tomorrow... ANd ya had a bad day etc etc....Just an ok night tonight no real standouts again.

ACE Must Go

Ace, the OK singer on American Idol that would rather mug for the camera than sing like he really wants to be there. Now I know why. In flipping around the channels tonight I see a person on Half and Half on the UPN that has an Ace trade mark beanie. It was ACE. How is that possible. Why can he go off and do a TV show? I have to say at this point that would qualify him as a professional and he should be removed from the show. WE MUST KEEP AMERICAN IDOL PURE. IF WE HAVE NOTHING ELSE WE HAVE THAT. I FEEL DIRTY AND BETRAYED AND NOW I MUST SHOWER WITH A WIRE BRUSH. I HATE YOU FOX.