Ryan came out all glittered up and brought us the clips from the previous night. The recap was boring and they were giving props to Rod Stewart who is going to sing and try to promote the lame album that he put out since he is 80 and his voice is shot and how freaky to see an 80 yr old Rod holding his new born
The commercials are even getting stranger. God the Ford commercials are getting gayer and gayer. Ryan is talking to Rod about his 14 nominations for grammies. Rod singing live...The way you look tonight. His voice is so bad he is forced to act out the song like a mime. Thank God Chris sang it last night and tonight we are treated to the butchering of the song. The reason he is singing standards is because they are easy to sing like country songs.. The interlude dance step he did was creepy. And his new young wife gave him a standing ovation. And all the idols grabbed him and gave him a hug.
Now at the 9:15 mark we are no closer to letting someone go and once again we are stuck in the middle of commercial hell. 5 minutes of commercials... They come back and they are showing Bercelli to do the greatest love songs of all time...Here we go...
Elliot comes to the stage far side...Chris ...Next to Ryan....Paris joins Chris....Pickler.....joins Elliot..Ace joins the near side...That sucks....Cat heads across the stage to the far side..What a rack tonight..Taylor is safe....One of the two is the bottom three. They are asking Taylor to joing the group that he thinks is safe after commercial...If he is smart ask Ryan joing the group that I think is safe next week and then join the Judges..We know they are coming back next week...
Back from break...Damn Ace, Paris, and Chris..Down to Chris and Ace... It should be Ace to go...and the loser is...ACE..Thank God and a quick cut to his freak brutha..The song kicks up and you had a bad day...His ape like brutha stands to his feet as his brutha sings the same shit song he sang last night just as bad....We bid ACE good bye but America go the other two wrong.
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