American Idol April 4

Taylor-Country Road....Just got in and he did a good job...Give him a 9 and 9 for an 18....The judges all hated and I do not think it was as bad as all that.

I am out of sorts right now cause I just got settle and in the house as the show started....I was helping someone get their wireless going but it did not work...Did not pay their cable bill or something

Up next is Mandissa, not without an outburst from Paula and a gay member of the audience. I have no idea what song this is..She is tune and it is a honky tonk song..It is too easy of a song for her since she can sing well and well country sucks and anyone can sing it...9 and 9 for an 18...Randy said nothing..We have angry Paula, and Simon said he hated it. It is a cat fight tonight between the members of the cast and I think there is going to be a fist fight..

Elliot..Kenny told him no vibrato and what does he do...He sounds like he is singing into a fan. I have no idea what song this but he is doing a good job just like the other two. If I were him, I would have sung the theme to Augusta, the greatest sport event which happens in two days... Same score 18..Randy dropped some names... Paula adores him...said nothing of interest. Simon said it was simple but that is country...

Paris is up next and she is dressed as a nubian cow poke. Singing a song we know at least. Ouch a little bad at the start. Low register. She moves up an octave but is not holding her chords long,, Sounds like she has a smidge of throat problems. She seems off and slow...I give her an 18 as well. Randy said it was just alright..Paula said she did not feel connected to the song in broken english..Simon thought it was great but then it went silent at my house unti he said Dionne...

Ace up next but he needs to be let go...If you saw my hate Ace post last night you will see why.. Singing??? He is staring at the camera and singing to his lost love....Sounds like a song from a play but he is doing a good job. No real range etc but he knows how to hide things.. 18... But I am not happy with him..Ace's brutha looks strange..Randy said boring...Paula must looking for a quick hit from a young stud with her broken english.. Simon agrees with Paula...The cut to Kelly who is up next and she is looking dumb already

Ryan asks her if she playing dumb or is just dumb. She said she it just dumb..Singing Fancy??? Oh no she is coming from the audience,,I hate that..She is walking up like the devil in blue jeans. Hard hitting country song that empowers a young fawn like Kelli..Not great but not bad Give her an 18 so far...Standing ovation..Huh..Randy said it was her night....Simon said performance good, song sucks...

Chris Rock is there??What is this world coming to..Chris is up..Not a hard song for him..I have no idea what song it is yet..Something about loving someone..Wait that is every week...Not changed up from what he normally does..it was good. 18.5 Randy said he loved it and Paula said something...Simon said like the others they are picking boring songs.

Kat McPhee... No idea what song it was but it started out good and she looks like she is going to walk off that stage and fuck for each and every vote she gets tonight. She is sexy..Running around too much so there less focus on the singing..I am lost on the song, but she is sounding good..18.5 to 19..Randy liked it, Paula was asking for a date. And next is Bucky..Before they cut away they show a retarded Buckster waving from the side in his cow hat and shit kickers.

I see my only blog reader has left a comment. It appears we both have the same hatred for ACE.. The question I have for him is..What is mom making for lunch tomorrow.

Last up the Bucky..No idea what he is singing but he knows he is on borrowed time..This is not a country song..How is this a country song. This is alternative..I am crying foul...Bucky is cheating..He is a cheat. He has killed the song and it pitchy and I give him a 17...Before he threw an Ace stare at the end. Paula liked his hat. ..

Wel country night is over and we all know who should go home tomorrow... ANd ya had a bad day etc etc....Just an ok night tonight no real standouts again.