Wednesday, November 22, 2006

A Shatteriffic Thanksgiving Eve Event

Tonight is the night that we have been waiting for. Show me the money.... We were all treated last week to a sneak preview. Tonight is the real deal.

Here we go. Show opens with girl shadows dancing and clapping. Standing O for Shat who is surprised at the welcome... He said he feels cash-tastic. .. He calls Paula up who has brought him a pie, a butter milk pie. He is making comments that she is big but he asks her to say hello to the million dollar dancers and now they are all dancing. He explains the game and now the first question.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer is the answer which she knew. She has locked in. Now she has to pick the dancer. My God she has the easiest questions..YMCA. After that one Bill cleaned his ear. Medusa is the next and she passed on the first question. Ouch she passed on a second easy one. She is up to 480 K and as Bill says ladies lets dance

Back from break she said she will leave her job. Next question...Come on it was Barry Williams ..Greg. Come on another easy one. Alyssa Milano.. She now needs to pick her next girl. She is now up to 700k if she wins and she is right...And the Shat says..Lets go girls. She has locked in with the Jerry Springer show.. She got it. They hugged and then she announced that the staff had her tape her titties down so the did not kill the Shat.

Back from break and she needs one question..and she does not know the answer and she says it is Ted Kennedy..Its the Tom dude though..She picked Mimi..Oops John Warner and she is down 100k.. Next question..She passed on the first...and passed on the second she is forced to answer a shakespere question and she answered Hamlet..They go to break but no dancing...

Back from break and she has to pick a dancer and she lost 40k. Still needs one more to win..Here we go... Dr Ruth....And she has such..Here we go she needs money and she gets 120k..Is she right..Here we go..She won and they all dance

Bill up next to take his chances. A NASCAR fan with his good luck charm a lug nut. Lets play. Easy answer Paul from the Beatles and htis guy would have to be so out of it to pass. Shat is letting him know what a dumb ass he is. Next one is easy too... Brittany..He does pull it out and lets see how much he could win?? This guys is a shouter...and it is very annoying.. Next question...Easy Hung, and he know the correlation. He picks 120k..200k in the black.

Back from break and this will be the teaser segment or the loser segment...5 mins left..The guy is starting to cry on TV and so is his dad. He is giving his academy award speach thanking everyone that helped him get to this point and answer two easy questions..Answer is Hee Haw is correct.. He is picking and he gets 220k. He wins and then in classic Shat style plugs his other TV show. Not as great as the first one and lost steam in the middle

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