Chris Richardson..bobs his head to too much like a bubble head. Singing an Eric Claption song..He always picks good songs but pitchy in some parts and you can see his voice is not that strong....Not doing too bad though. They are going to say he made it his own...8...Randy said You are in it to win it..Fly Jacket..Paula said that is was really exciting..Simon said it was a good vocal, said it was sexy..Said he did well
Melinda Doolittle... Faith Hill..Do not know the song..She looks good tonight..I get lost in her songs a lot fo the time...I do not know the song so I cannot compare it but she is beltin it out and it is very uplifting...She is one of the front runners in this competition...10....She gets a standing ovation...Randy said that she is dope and that she has arrived..Paula said it must feel good getting the support and good words..Simon said he loved it because it was not a copy cat song and it was a vocal master class...
Blake Lewis..Man with a first and last name...John Lennon Imagine..Nice song choice again...sitting in a chair bathed in light..Piano player sounds off..Not a bad choice for him..He is the most original. Easy song...Not a bad job...Give him an 8..Randy said it was alright, just ok...Paula said I was thinking that at the start but changed her mine and said it was a great performance...Simon said it did not go anywhere, but it was sincere so it was good..
Lakiesha I believe...This girl can sing, but not as good as Fantasia...Anyway I have to give it a 9..Randy said pitchy, but he liked it..Paula said she is a power house...Simon thanked Paula for being so brief...Simon said he is having an issue with the shouting again...Simon not impressed...
Phil Stacey...Garth Brooke..I am not familar with this song either...This is the first season where a lot of songs are not known..Singing it pretty good...Give him a 8..Not a bad job, just boring...Randy and Paula said it was good..Simon said you need to connect to the country in your voice
Jordin Sparxx...You will never walk alone...The mic is not on at first..She looks good and hits a soft octave run...but she is ready to let loose, and is singing an old song..She did such a fantastic job...10..Littly pitchy and screamy but fantastic...Randy said it was the best ever on AI..Not true..Paula said nothing..Simon said it was fantastic and said the song is 60 years old and she could have a hit with that.
Once again..the final three should be the ladies....Going home tonight Phil or Blake
Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
American Idol
Tonight is country nite on AI.. Perhaps one of the worst nites on AI. Ryan give a shout out to the people who knew loved ones killed in the VT rampage...
Phil Stacey.....Have no idea what song this is...Anyone can sing country and that says so much about this format..He sounded good..8..Randy said..You can have a career in country music...Paula said this is you...Simon said it has taken 10 weeks that the music and song sounded good...
Jordan Sparxx....Broken Wing..I think she is the prettiest girl in the group...She is tall too..Here we go..Low register is good and sulty...middle slight pitch issue at first but recovered..Wow her high register is fantastic...10..Best of the night so far....Randy said it was the bomb....Paula said she loves her and did a fantastic job...Simon said you could win american idol on that performance based on that performance.....
Sanjaya....Lets give them something to talk about...First note is flat and then all the next ones after that...His voice is sooo weak..Pretty bad and all he is doing is walking around..6..Randy said it was not good...Paula said we are watching someone that loves adverstity..Simon said bad as anything as we have seen at the start of american idol..Simon is making a statement about finding an american idol....Wow this is the show right now
Lakiesha....Dont know the song but she is singing it well...She has taken a country song and made it r and b...She can sing the low and high registers...The middle and ending better than the start...This girl can really sing..10...Randy said pitch problems and he is sooo wrong...said made it more yours..Paula said she said Randy was right...Simon said its like eating a hamburger for breakfast....I think they are all wrong..Said it was the wrong choice of songs..
Chris Rascal Flatts....Wierd at first...Bad choice of songs and he is doing ok but it is not something anyone will remember...8....Very pitchy at the end...7 changing..Randy said he felt no connection..Paula said nothing...Simon said had no impact and said it was nothing...Wow a cheese dick move to shout out to VT to get sympathy votes..
Melinda Doolittle....Trouble is a woman..Wow this girl can sing country too..Picked an upbeat hard song..she is hitting the camera marks and right on key..10..Randy said solid..Paula said way to go..Simon said it was fantastic....Said it was like tina Turner but lose the humble shit....
Blake to close it out..When the stars go blue....I like Blake..Slow at first....but pitchy in the middle.. and thru the song...about a 7..Randy said likes it..Paula said it was fun..simon said it was not jumping out of my chair it ok and he said something to VT
Phil Stacey.....Have no idea what song this is...Anyone can sing country and that says so much about this format..He sounded good..8..Randy said..You can have a career in country music...Paula said this is you...Simon said it has taken 10 weeks that the music and song sounded good...
Jordan Sparxx....Broken Wing..I think she is the prettiest girl in the group...She is tall too..Here we go..Low register is good and sulty...middle slight pitch issue at first but recovered..Wow her high register is fantastic...10..Best of the night so far....Randy said it was the bomb....Paula said she loves her and did a fantastic job...Simon said you could win american idol on that performance based on that performance.....
Sanjaya....Lets give them something to talk about...First note is flat and then all the next ones after that...His voice is sooo weak..Pretty bad and all he is doing is walking around..6..Randy said it was not good...Paula said we are watching someone that loves adverstity..Simon said bad as anything as we have seen at the start of american idol..Simon is making a statement about finding an american idol....Wow this is the show right now
Lakiesha....Dont know the song but she is singing it well...She has taken a country song and made it r and b...She can sing the low and high registers...The middle and ending better than the start...This girl can really sing..10...Randy said pitch problems and he is sooo wrong...said made it more yours..Paula said she said Randy was right...Simon said its like eating a hamburger for breakfast....I think they are all wrong..Said it was the wrong choice of songs..
Chris Rascal Flatts....Wierd at first...Bad choice of songs and he is doing ok but it is not something anyone will remember...8....Very pitchy at the end...7 changing..Randy said he felt no connection..Paula said nothing...Simon said had no impact and said it was nothing...Wow a cheese dick move to shout out to VT to get sympathy votes..
Melinda Doolittle....Trouble is a woman..Wow this girl can sing country too..Picked an upbeat hard song..she is hitting the camera marks and right on key..10..Randy said solid..Paula said way to go..Simon said it was fantastic....Said it was like tina Turner but lose the humble shit....
Blake to close it out..When the stars go blue....I like Blake..Slow at first....but pitchy in the middle.. and thru the song...about a 7..Randy said likes it..Paula said it was fun..simon said it was not jumping out of my chair it ok and he said something to VT
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
American Idol-Return of the Sanjaaya
Jlo is AI's guest host...It is actually pretty huge having her on.
Melinda is singing a Latin song. They are gonna say it is a little slow, but she is hitting it again. She is in the genre which is Latin...Kinda Latin blues or jazz Celia Cruz...I give her a 10....Randy said it was solid...See above..Paula said it was good..Simon said it was lazy and wooden...
Lakeisha..Singing a Gloria Estevan....Out of the box it is not the right song for her but she is singing it well..Kind of slow..9...These first two girls are good..Randy said it was hot..Paula said it was safe...Simon agrees with Paula but not a singing song..
Chris...good song choice...but not singing it well..little flat and know where near as good as the original..give him about an 8..Randy said he did a good job..Paula said it was hot...no way..Simon said the vocal was bad...Simon said it felt more contemporary...
Haily..Turn the beat around...She is dressed like a slut again...Dancing around but her voice is getting lost in the band.. Not defined enough...Lame up on top of the stands and Simon is checking out her ass..Singing is all over the place..7...Randy said not good...Paula copied Simon about singer song...Simon said wear the least amount of clothes and have fun...Vocals were bad
Phil..Maria Marianna....Came in too early...Do not know what to say..He is killing it, too slow...It is like a retard trying to sing it..tried something at the end but it gets a 7 from me....Randy said no passion, Paula said it was good except for the end..Simon said you are nice and good song but not original and flat..Not excited
Jordan Sparx....Rhythm is gonna get you...She looks good..Too much dancing takes away from the vocals...Not her best vocals...Wait she is hitting the middle part...and the end was fantastic..Upbeat...give her a 9..Nice choice..Randy said it was great, Paula said the same...Simon said it was nothing..
Blake..doing Mark Anthony...Good song choice for him...Not doing a bad job...Cannot dance...doing a straight song nothing original but not doing a bad job...8...Randy said great..Paula said great..Simon said great...
Last but not least..Sanjaaya...Beseme Mucho..Means kiss me a lot..Goat and teased hair tonight...He is actually singing this one pretty good..until that part it went flat..how great is the Jay man..He did good..Did better than a lot tonight...8..Randy said it was great..Paula said it was nice...Simon said it was not horrible
Melinda is singing a Latin song. They are gonna say it is a little slow, but she is hitting it again. She is in the genre which is Latin...Kinda Latin blues or jazz Celia Cruz...I give her a 10....Randy said it was solid...See above..Paula said it was good..Simon said it was lazy and wooden...
Lakeisha..Singing a Gloria Estevan....Out of the box it is not the right song for her but she is singing it well..Kind of slow..9...These first two girls are good..Randy said it was hot..Paula said it was safe...Simon agrees with Paula but not a singing song..
Chris...good song choice...but not singing it well..little flat and know where near as good as the original..give him about an 8..Randy said he did a good job..Paula said it was hot...no way..Simon said the vocal was bad...Simon said it felt more contemporary...
Haily..Turn the beat around...She is dressed like a slut again...Dancing around but her voice is getting lost in the band.. Not defined enough...Lame up on top of the stands and Simon is checking out her ass..Singing is all over the place..7...Randy said not good...Paula copied Simon about singer song...Simon said wear the least amount of clothes and have fun...Vocals were bad
Phil..Maria Marianna....Came in too early...Do not know what to say..He is killing it, too slow...It is like a retard trying to sing it..tried something at the end but it gets a 7 from me....Randy said no passion, Paula said it was good except for the end..Simon said you are nice and good song but not original and flat..Not excited
Jordan Sparx....Rhythm is gonna get you...She looks good..Too much dancing takes away from the vocals...Not her best vocals...Wait she is hitting the middle part...and the end was fantastic..Upbeat...give her a 9..Nice choice..Randy said it was great, Paula said the same...Simon said it was nothing..
Blake..doing Mark Anthony...Good song choice for him...Not doing a bad job...Cannot dance...doing a straight song nothing original but not doing a bad job...8...Randy said great..Paula said great..Simon said great...
Last but not least..Sanjaaya...Beseme Mucho..Means kiss me a lot..Goat and teased hair tonight...He is actually singing this one pretty good..until that part it went flat..how great is the Jay man..He did good..Did better than a lot tonight...8..Randy said it was great..Paula said it was nice...Simon said it was not horrible
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
American Idol-Vote Off Night
They are recapping last night's show...So now we are back into commercial and then we are once again inundated with cheesy Ford commercials....Now to the results and they are divided into three groups...Blake, Chris, and Sanjaaya......find out in a moment...Haley, Gina, and Phil..They are the bottom three....Jordan, Melinda, and Lakisha... and they are safe..They are the best singers....Wow, the first group is safe as well...So bottom three Haley, Gina, and Phil.....
Expected that Sanjaaya is safe again....Some guy came out to sing and I am not sure who he is but he sucks and he looks like he is strung out...my god Sanjaya is better than this shit head..Who is this fuck...Michael Buble..Wow what a total cheese dick this guy is and I just found out he is from Canada which explains some of it but wow what a horrible cheesy performance....I am going to pick him up some more heroin...
Who is safe right now....that person is Phil is safe....two left Haley and Gina..close up of Gina in High Def and she needs to shave.....Gina is going home..cut to a shocked idol cast and a really shocked Sanjaaya and then they cut to her old parents and friends that are crying and one old woman trying to figure out what happened...She says her goodbyes and thanks but we all know who should have went home this week..And yet that little freak is still on
Expected that Sanjaaya is safe again....Some guy came out to sing and I am not sure who he is but he sucks and he looks like he is strung out...my god Sanjaya is better than this shit head..Who is this fuck...Michael Buble..Wow what a total cheese dick this guy is and I just found out he is from Canada which explains some of it but wow what a horrible cheesy performance....I am going to pick him up some more heroin...
Who is safe right now....that person is Phil is safe....two left Haley and Gina..close up of Gina in High Def and she needs to shave.....Gina is going home..cut to a shocked idol cast and a really shocked Sanjaaya and then they cut to her old parents and friends that are crying and one old woman trying to figure out what happened...She says her goodbyes and thanks but we all know who should have went home this week..And yet that little freak is still on
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
American Idol
Well I missed last week..technical difficulty on my end that I would rather not describe...But I am back this week and ready to produce the most boring blog about American Idol you will ever read.....Tonight its the top 9 mentored by Tony Bennett..Not for nothing but this could suck this week..
Coming out live Ryan says the show is going to be hot...Cut to all 9 backstage and a shout out to the judges and now an introduction for Tony B.....
Blake..Singing Jack the Knife....Just boring.....and although it is ok it is it was not bad but just sommething...8...Randy said there was pitch problems, Paula said Pizzaz...Simon said it was good choice of song performed well...
Phil Stacey..How gay cause Tony is his hero......Kiss Ass MFer...Night and Day and it is pitchy from the start and just so boring..Cause we really want to hear young people singing this crap all night...Not doing a bad job but just boring..7....Randy said it was interesting sang it good but felt no connection..Paula said he sounds like Frank Sinatra...But warm the vocals...Simon said which Frank are you talking about..Simon said it had all the joy of someone singing at a funeral...No life...
Melinda Doolittle..Ive got rhythm...She is either humble or stop the act...She looks good tonight...Wow this is a great singer....Slow part better than the fact at first but she caught up with the speed and it sounds great...She can hit the high the low...10 plus for the night..Standing ovation performance..Randy said Yo yo..You give everyone a lesson in singing...Paula said you are a master class it was flawless...Simon said the first was ok but he loved the second half..it was great and I do not think we could ever critique you.
Chris Richardson....Ouch Mr Saturday is such a bad song...He is dressed the part with the fedora but it started out pitchy and not many people know the song. He is getting lost in the band...Not bad I guess but ..7..Randy said it was great...Paula said it was your best...Simon said it was good...said you made it hip and one of the strongest tonight..I did not see it though..What do I know..
Jordan Sparx...She looks good again sexy for a bigger girl...Don't know the song but she has perfect pitch for a 17 year old....She has really nice hair...Wow she just shows how much better the girls are then the men..three woman have such strong voices...10....Randy said it was the bomb...sound like a pro...Paula...said nothing and then said you are a magnet of joy..Simon is laughing...Simon said you sang it well but did not make it young and current...Randy must be wearing lifts tonight....He is as tall as Jordan and every other week she bends down to be near him..funny...
Gina and Sanjaay next the worst two singers in the competition...This is where it gets hot
Gina is singing smile by Charlie Chaplin...She is dressed in black with her hair up and fishnets on...and sitting..slow songnot singing that bad but once again just not a song you want to hear non pros sing...She is hanging in there...Actually she is kind of dead on with this one a nice choice for her..7...Randy said nice and control and I like it..Paula said flawless, and uderstates..Simon said he can't rave because two girls out sang you tonight..
Sanjaay ...singing cheek to cheek..his goal is to show america he can sing..Heaven off pitch and dressed like the cat from Saturday night fever..Hair slicked back and greased like weezer...He is so behind in the song and he does not care and now he is dancing with Paula and his singing is flat and it is sooooo great...He is our next american idol...I give him a 6....Randy said he cannot comment on the vocal..said he has different hair styles..Paula said vocals were off but it was nice dancing with you..Simon said incredible...He knows that it is a goof..
Haley up and getting a viewer question..Haley has a nice rack...Tony gave some whack advice...She is sitting down too..Many people do not know these songs...too many antics..getting faster in the middle..her voice is not as strong as the other two and it comes off very cabaret...Not bad though I give her an 8....Pussy Cat dolls meets AI..Randy said nothing..Paula said green is a good color..Simon said you have great legs...It was good style, little pagent....
Last up is Lakisha....Stormy Weather...Diva here we go..Perfect voice for this band...Little pitch or maybe just ahead of the band...She is singing it great though. 10...She is getting a standing ovation..Randy said perfect song pitchy in the front...Paula said nothing..Simon said sassy and great performance...
Coming out live Ryan says the show is going to be hot...Cut to all 9 backstage and a shout out to the judges and now an introduction for Tony B.....
Blake..Singing Jack the Knife....Just boring.....and although it is ok it is it was not bad but just sommething...8...Randy said there was pitch problems, Paula said Pizzaz...Simon said it was good choice of song performed well...
Phil Stacey..How gay cause Tony is his hero......Kiss Ass MFer...Night and Day and it is pitchy from the start and just so boring..Cause we really want to hear young people singing this crap all night...Not doing a bad job but just boring..7....Randy said it was interesting sang it good but felt no connection..Paula said he sounds like Frank Sinatra...But warm the vocals...Simon said which Frank are you talking about..Simon said it had all the joy of someone singing at a funeral...No life...
Melinda Doolittle..Ive got rhythm...She is either humble or stop the act...She looks good tonight...Wow this is a great singer....Slow part better than the fact at first but she caught up with the speed and it sounds great...She can hit the high the low...10 plus for the night..Standing ovation performance..Randy said Yo yo..You give everyone a lesson in singing...Paula said you are a master class it was flawless...Simon said the first was ok but he loved the second half..it was great and I do not think we could ever critique you.
Chris Richardson....Ouch Mr Saturday is such a bad song...He is dressed the part with the fedora but it started out pitchy and not many people know the song. He is getting lost in the band...Not bad I guess but ..7..Randy said it was great...Paula said it was your best...Simon said it was good...said you made it hip and one of the strongest tonight..I did not see it though..What do I know..
Jordan Sparx...She looks good again sexy for a bigger girl...Don't know the song but she has perfect pitch for a 17 year old....She has really nice hair...Wow she just shows how much better the girls are then the men..three woman have such strong voices...10....Randy said it was the bomb...sound like a pro...Paula...said nothing and then said you are a magnet of joy..Simon is laughing...Simon said you sang it well but did not make it young and current...Randy must be wearing lifts tonight....He is as tall as Jordan and every other week she bends down to be near him..funny...
Gina and Sanjaay next the worst two singers in the competition...This is where it gets hot
Gina is singing smile by Charlie Chaplin...She is dressed in black with her hair up and fishnets on...and sitting..slow songnot singing that bad but once again just not a song you want to hear non pros sing...She is hanging in there...Actually she is kind of dead on with this one a nice choice for her..7...Randy said nice and control and I like it..Paula said flawless, and uderstates..Simon said he can't rave because two girls out sang you tonight..
Sanjaay ...singing cheek to cheek..his goal is to show america he can sing..Heaven off pitch and dressed like the cat from Saturday night fever..Hair slicked back and greased like weezer...He is so behind in the song and he does not care and now he is dancing with Paula and his singing is flat and it is sooooo great...He is our next american idol...I give him a 6....Randy said he cannot comment on the vocal..said he has different hair styles..Paula said vocals were off but it was nice dancing with you..Simon said incredible...He knows that it is a goof..
Haley up and getting a viewer question..Haley has a nice rack...Tony gave some whack advice...She is sitting down too..Many people do not know these songs...too many antics..getting faster in the middle..her voice is not as strong as the other two and it comes off very cabaret...Not bad though I give her an 8....Pussy Cat dolls meets AI..Randy said nothing..Paula said green is a good color..Simon said you have great legs...It was good style, little pagent....
Last up is Lakisha....Stormy Weather...Diva here we go..Perfect voice for this band...Little pitch or maybe just ahead of the band...She is singing it great though. 10...She is getting a standing ovation..Randy said perfect song pitchy in the front...Paula said nothing..Simon said sassy and great performance...
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