American Idol

Well I missed last week..technical difficulty on my end that I would rather not describe...But I am back this week and ready to produce the most boring blog about American Idol you will ever read.....Tonight its the top 9 mentored by Tony Bennett..Not for nothing but this could suck this week..

Coming out live Ryan says the show is going to be hot...Cut to all 9 backstage and a shout out to the judges and now an introduction for Tony B.....

Blake..Singing Jack the Knife....Just boring.....and although it is ok it is it was not bad but just sommething...8...Randy said there was pitch problems, Paula said Pizzaz...Simon said it was good choice of song performed well...

Phil Stacey..How gay cause Tony is his hero......Kiss Ass MFer...Night and Day and it is pitchy from the start and just so boring..Cause we really want to hear young people singing this crap all night...Not doing a bad job but just boring..7....Randy said it was interesting sang it good but felt no connection..Paula said he sounds like Frank Sinatra...But warm the vocals...Simon said which Frank are you talking about..Simon said it had all the joy of someone singing at a funeral...No life...

Melinda Doolittle..Ive got rhythm...She is either humble or stop the act...She looks good tonight...Wow this is a great singer....Slow part better than the fact at first but she caught up with the speed and it sounds great...She can hit the high the low...10 plus for the night..Standing ovation performance..Randy said Yo yo..You give everyone a lesson in singing...Paula said you are a master class it was flawless...Simon said the first was ok but he loved the second half..it was great and I do not think we could ever critique you.

Chris Richardson....Ouch Mr Saturday is such a bad song...He is dressed the part with the fedora but it started out pitchy and not many people know the song. He is getting lost in the band...Not bad I guess but ..7..Randy said it was great...Paula said it was your best...Simon said it was good...said you made it hip and one of the strongest tonight..I did not see it though..What do I know..

Jordan Sparx...She looks good again sexy for a bigger girl...Don't know the song but she has perfect pitch for a 17 year old....She has really nice hair...Wow she just shows how much better the girls are then the men..three woman have such strong voices...10....Randy said it was the bomb...sound like a pro...Paula...said nothing and then said you are a magnet of joy..Simon is laughing...Simon said you sang it well but did not make it young and current...Randy must be wearing lifts tonight....He is as tall as Jordan and every other week she bends down to be near him..funny...

Gina and Sanjaay next the worst two singers in the competition...This is where it gets hot

Gina is singing smile by Charlie Chaplin...She is dressed in black with her hair up and fishnets on...and sitting..slow songnot singing that bad but once again just not a song you want to hear non pros sing...She is hanging in there...Actually she is kind of dead on with this one a nice choice for her..7...Randy said nice and control and I like it..Paula said flawless, and uderstates..Simon said he can't rave because two girls out sang you tonight..

Sanjaay ...singing cheek to cheek..his goal is to show america he can sing..Heaven off pitch and dressed like the cat from Saturday night fever..Hair slicked back and greased like weezer...He is so behind in the song and he does not care and now he is dancing with Paula and his singing is flat and it is sooooo great...He is our next american idol...I give him a 6....Randy said he cannot comment on the vocal..said he has different hair styles..Paula said vocals were off but it was nice dancing with you..Simon said incredible...He knows that it is a goof..

Haley up and getting a viewer question..Haley has a nice rack...Tony gave some whack advice...She is sitting down too..Many people do not know these songs...too many antics..getting faster in the middle..her voice is not as strong as the other two and it comes off very cabaret...Not bad though I give her an 8....Pussy Cat dolls meets AI..Randy said nothing..Paula said green is a good color..Simon said you have great legs...It was good style, little pagent....

Last up is Lakisha....Stormy Weather...Diva here we go..Perfect voice for this band...Little pitch or maybe just ahead of the band...She is singing it great though. 10...She is getting a standing ovation..Randy said perfect song pitchy in the front...Paula said nothing..Simon said sassy and great performance...