Well it is Neil Diamond nite on AI and I am not sure what is going to happen..The top 5 get to sing two songs tonight in one hour..Maybe they will spare us the 5 billion product placements and just make it about the music...
Jason Castro..Forever In Blue Jeans....Low register is off ..He is too nasal..hard song for him to sing since the Neil version is deep and rich..Lost in the middle and the whole thing is bad..He cannot find the right key and register...6..Bad man.... Second Song....Sept Morn..Out of the gate, its off key...He is still having a hard time finding the key, and even at the chorus it is off...He forgot the words a little...I do not even know the song he is singing....6..Bad..overall 12 for the night out of 20...Randy said dude it was just ok..Paula who must have heard him sing three times now..Simon said that this is not the Jason we put in the game and sorry...
David Cook....Playing the electric guitar and playing rock band with his cheese dick AC / DC patches..just corny and fake and poser..song sucked and he sucked...6.... Second Song... All I really Need is You...The way he sings it makes it feel like a bad 60's movie song....better than the first 7....13 overall...Randy said he is a fan and you rocked the house..Come on..Paula said she is sooo proud and pulled it off...Simon said first was ok, second brilliant...I do not see it...Nice flock of seagull hair style...
Brooke...I'm a believer??? ouch this is really bad...No power in her voice, tone is good, at the start she is behind....its all over the place just like the other two....thank god they are not saying things after each song..It lacked energy it lacked everything....6... Second Song...I am I said....Piano sounds nice...Not even sure..It was ok...7 for a 13..Randy said that was a tough song and said it was a nice job. Paula said it was something...Simon said I hated the first song and it was a girls night out..This is the Brooke we like and better than the first
David Archuletta.....Giving a goofy laugh like he does....Neil is old....Sweet Caroline......At least its more alive than the others..The arrangement sucks....Has the best sound of the night but is getting lost between chords as the others have...This song sucks and the movies that use it should be banned...7.... Second Song America...God such a shitty song. He is really hurting himself..Not singing it bad just something about him and the performance....8...Randy said it was great..Paula said it was the best...Simon said it was a smart choice of songs, it ticked the boxes...
Seyesha Mercado...This girl is going to do the best tonight and will be voted off tomorrow...She is the Jen Hudson of the season. Hair relaxed and sitting...Good song choice for her..This is the best performance of the night so far...This could be used in a Disney movie....9... Second Song..Thank the Lord....Trying to do a gospel song here..Singing blues and in the middle really hit a good spot..They are going to say bad choice but I say an 8...Randy said you are in the zone, Paula said something about sides and Minny Riperton..Simon said it is a strange show..Said that she will be in trouble tonight...I really feel bad for this girl
After she is done all the idols came out for advice..
Randy said Jason was ok, David very good. Brooke better last week, David A in the zone, and Seyesha in the zone, not great but very good..
Paula started giving advice on Jason's two songs and Randy pointed out she only sang one..Paula said OMG I thought you sang twice...Simon butted in..and said they all sucked in various ways...He said thank god they have a second song...forgettable, just above avg,nightmare, amateur, and old fashioned...
Over all, the show was really bad tonight..I really want this one to be over..No really fantastic singers....Where in the world is Taylor Hicks...
And a note to my readers..Whose initials are MH...Sign your name to your comments when you are insulting the only other reader that I have....
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
A thought
The world and the people that inhabit it in 2008 have the money and the capacity to feed everyone in every country...And we do not..We choose not to...We should be ashamed, but we are not
American Idol Down to Six and Singing Gay songs by Webber
Songs of Andrew Lloyd Webber..David Archuletta should be in his element tonight...Oh God this is going to be a freaky night...He says he loves working with young people..I bet he does....
Randy said that he and Simon were talking about how this week is going to be..I think it is going to suck and its really not fair..
Seyesha Mercado...She should do good..I love this girl..I think she has one of the better voices in this....Showing her ring...Mic did not come up at first..Her voice is getting lost in parts....but she has a very strong voice..Made sure we did not get an up skirt shot....The song builds..I think the song sucks but she did a great job...9.. even with the screaming at the end.Randy said you could be a huge Broadway star..Paula said something about happy place...you brought the house down..Simon said it was very sexy..One of your strongest performances and lots of personality...I think she always does good..She is probably going off though.....
Jason Castro.....Wow the pre-interview with him is mind numbing....Singing Memories.....Being told to let himself go..I do not think he can pull it off.....Sitting on a chair..A little too breathy....he does not have the strength in his voice to pull this song off....He is not doing a bad job though..I would say a 7....Randy said...Wow said it was a train wreck and it was not his thing..too much melody..Paula said it is a power song and that is not who you are but a wise choice to do it and it makes no sense..Simon said it was the longest two minutes of your life...sounded like a forced wedding song...it was a struggle...not good for him but not really his fault..It would be like if they did a rap night....
Brooke White...Evita Song...Blew it right at the start....She stopped again and re-started...Seems a little flustered but it is building a little...It sounds a little talky but she is bringing it together...Stop the stupid posed people waving their hands in the front row...She may have been thrown by their cheesiness....Have to say that she did not do a bad job...7.5....Randy said check it out dog, but it was ok....Paula said do not start and stop even though they said it was ok last time....she said she did not over act... I have no idea what Paula..Simon said I love live TV because it was dramatic and uncomfortable..She seems like a really nice person...she looks ready to cry....could bve going home...I do like her hair this week....
David Archuletta up next...Waving like a Muppet before the break...Freak...He should do well though and maybe de-throne Clay in Spamalot.....Ok this is very creepy..Hugging David, who does his signature guffaw....Nice choice of the word if I do say so....I guess I get lost in the song...Wow this is pretty good though...So far he is on key and sounding like he could sing it on stage...His and Seyesha are the best of the night so far...The richness in his voice is coming out in this song..The song sucks and is hard to really really get into it but..I guess us Idol fans are being pushed.....9....made a sucky night in songs sound OK...As he closes to a standing O...Randy said yo...you are what this is about and it was a big night for you, it was the bomb and the one to beat..Paula said it was perfect....took a risk and made it a pop ballad..Simon said it was pleasant, a weak performance and will not be remembered but will get you through....
Ya know why House is a good show? It undergoes time changes and day changes and still does well in the ratings...Promote that show and not Bones....
Carly..Superstar?? She is going to do good here too cause she has the voice..I remember this song from the play...Dressed in 60's garb which is good. Short skirt....Good start and good in the less power chords..Nice demonstration of a strong voice but in the stanzas she is getting oversung by the music and back up singers..not her fault..strong voice..8.5.....Very good with some exceptions..Randy said yo check it...said it was not your best and it was good and the clothing was nice..Paula said it was unexpected and she loved the chorus..worst part..Simon said it got shouty and was one of the favs of the night...Carly had a funny Tshirt in the end...
Closing out the night..David Cook...Music of the Night...I do have to say that Lord Andrew does seem to be really coaching it...Breathy and talky...at first...not doing a really bad job...not going to be hurt by tonight..will make it to the next round for sure and actually did pretty good in the higher parts...Low register had its moments but not too bad..9....he is very planned out...Randy said that was amazing...Paula said you are very well rounded and fantastic...Simon said you made the most of the song that you were given...
Such a stupid night tonight....Recap on now....
Randy said that he and Simon were talking about how this week is going to be..I think it is going to suck and its really not fair..
Seyesha Mercado...She should do good..I love this girl..I think she has one of the better voices in this....Showing her ring...Mic did not come up at first..Her voice is getting lost in parts....but she has a very strong voice..Made sure we did not get an up skirt shot....The song builds..I think the song sucks but she did a great job...9.. even with the screaming at the end.Randy said you could be a huge Broadway star..Paula said something about happy place...you brought the house down..Simon said it was very sexy..One of your strongest performances and lots of personality...I think she always does good..She is probably going off though.....
Jason Castro.....Wow the pre-interview with him is mind numbing....Singing Memories.....Being told to let himself go..I do not think he can pull it off.....Sitting on a chair..A little too breathy....he does not have the strength in his voice to pull this song off....He is not doing a bad job though..I would say a 7....Randy said...Wow said it was a train wreck and it was not his thing..too much melody..Paula said it is a power song and that is not who you are but a wise choice to do it and it makes no sense..Simon said it was the longest two minutes of your life...sounded like a forced wedding song...it was a struggle...not good for him but not really his fault..It would be like if they did a rap night....
Brooke White...Evita Song...Blew it right at the start....She stopped again and re-started...Seems a little flustered but it is building a little...It sounds a little talky but she is bringing it together...Stop the stupid posed people waving their hands in the front row...She may have been thrown by their cheesiness....Have to say that she did not do a bad job...7.5....Randy said check it out dog, but it was ok....Paula said do not start and stop even though they said it was ok last time....she said she did not over act... I have no idea what Paula..Simon said I love live TV because it was dramatic and uncomfortable..She seems like a really nice person...she looks ready to cry....could bve going home...I do like her hair this week....
David Archuletta up next...Waving like a Muppet before the break...Freak...He should do well though and maybe de-throne Clay in Spamalot.....Ok this is very creepy..Hugging David, who does his signature guffaw....Nice choice of the word if I do say so....I guess I get lost in the song...Wow this is pretty good though...So far he is on key and sounding like he could sing it on stage...His and Seyesha are the best of the night so far...The richness in his voice is coming out in this song..The song sucks and is hard to really really get into it but..I guess us Idol fans are being pushed.....9....made a sucky night in songs sound OK...As he closes to a standing O...Randy said yo...you are what this is about and it was a big night for you, it was the bomb and the one to beat..Paula said it was perfect....took a risk and made it a pop ballad..Simon said it was pleasant, a weak performance and will not be remembered but will get you through....
Ya know why House is a good show? It undergoes time changes and day changes and still does well in the ratings...Promote that show and not Bones....
Carly..Superstar?? She is going to do good here too cause she has the voice..I remember this song from the play...Dressed in 60's garb which is good. Short skirt....Good start and good in the less power chords..Nice demonstration of a strong voice but in the stanzas she is getting oversung by the music and back up singers..not her fault..strong voice..8.5.....Very good with some exceptions..Randy said yo check it...said it was not your best and it was good and the clothing was nice..Paula said it was unexpected and she loved the chorus..worst part..Simon said it got shouty and was one of the favs of the night...Carly had a funny Tshirt in the end...
Closing out the night..David Cook...Music of the Night...I do have to say that Lord Andrew does seem to be really coaching it...Breathy and talky...at first...not doing a really bad job...not going to be hurt by tonight..will make it to the next round for sure and actually did pretty good in the higher parts...Low register had its moments but not too bad..9....he is very planned out...Randy said that was amazing...Paula said you are very well rounded and fantastic...Simon said you made the most of the song that you were given...
Such a stupid night tonight....Recap on now....
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
American Idol Minus That Pompous Ass
Well America finally listened to me last week and voted off that cheese dick wannabe Aussie Ass. What he lacked in talent, he made up for in extreme cheesiness.
I thought Ryan was going to punk us again with a April fools joke, no, he is crying about Mike Johns being voted off...Hehehe..Maybe they want to date. Guest person tonight is Mariah. Ooops her record is dropping tonight...She is one nutty broad...
David Archuletta acting like a prissy girl and how he is so charged by her...Not sure what song it is right now..We are not afraid...Nice tone on his voice...once again it seems they drown out the singers with the band and backup singers...I made a few pan seared scallops and burnt my tongue, and then trying to cool it off in my mouth bit the side of my mouth..ouch..Nice job, not a stand out but good and nice tone...9...Randy said it was a hard for a guy to sing girl songs and said it was the bomb...Paula said you made her proud..Simon..said I actually agree..I thought it was very good...
Carly...Without you...Nice song choice for her..Did not know that Mariah sang it...Nice tone and pitch..Lower in the middle is lost a bit but it sounds good. She is bringing it out in the middle and I thought it was going to be a little stronger in her voice..but it is very good..9..Nice job...I just think everyone is fighting the band...They cut to her husband and he is tatted all over his face..So I pause the DVR to study his tatts..What mother on earth would let their daughter marry a guy that did that..I guess its a look but....He looks like something from Hell Raiser..Randy said you challenged yourself, but the lower was not good but it was good..Paula said that I think you soared..Simon said.....I really wanted to hear you sing this song..did not pull it off..said you are over thinking it and you held back and it was ok....Good advice
Syesha Mercado...I do believed she is one of the better singers in this..Last time I said this the woman got voted off..She now has an Oscar...Vanishings...She looks fantastic...Wow...she is singing her heart out...with the runs and the octaves..It is the best of the night so far..they may hate it but I think it was a stand out..I may vote tonight...9.5.....Randy said it was a tough song..and you did a good job..Paula said you are smart...learning how to sing and it was magical...Simon said it was very very good, but I am not sure that I would not have chosen that song...
Brooke...Singing Hero..Mariah said she is genuine...Playing the piano..started off tone...but got better..Playing a little too fast right now but it sounds good...Interesting, she was great in the middle but lost it at the end...8...I do not know what happened..she started shaking...Randy said Brooke in the house..said the bridge threw him and lost confidence at the end..Said it was pretty good..Paula said something...it was unplugged but the notes that were off sped her up..see my comments above..hahah..Simon said I don't think you had much choice but it was bit like ordering the hamburger and only getting the bun..the part in the middle was missing..Paula said at the end her and Ryan look great......
Christy Lee...Forever..This girl may surprise you..She has hung in every week for the last few weeks...low register not great but she hits the middle chords..but then back to the lower and it is pitchy again..once again not a bad job but slow and not exciting..However, she hits some parts where it is actually very good....8....Randy said it was not amazing but at the end it was good..Paula said it was not just the end, and you are very smart..Simon said you were not jumping for joys but it did not give me chills, but you were smart but not great...I have to say that this chick is tougher than all the guys and girls combined..I do not hate her cause she gets no props week after week and survives and does not complain..she is pretty good in my eyes..She may hold on until the last two weeks..
David Cook..Always be my baby...This should be interesting...I do not like this guy much either but...Got his male growth on the face....I am a little confused about this..see he should have just played it on the guitar..confused at the start but better at the end but see we cannot tell if he has a good voice...not sure what to rate it...8.5..Randy said you are ready to make an album..said it was brilliant..do not see it..Paula said it could be in a movie..said you are it...Simon said it came from hell into fresh air..I am listening again right now...I still do not think the vocals are that great until the end...He does not have a strong voice and they will have to put his vocals through a harmonizer for album..I stand by my score......He is more opportunistic than good. Simon said at the end that he takes risks..if that's true it should be him and syesha at the finals...
Jason Castro at the end..Not sure what song it is but I like it...I have to say this is really good..It is soft and they may not say challenging but it sounds a little Justin Timberlake...Nice sound to it..A nice song choice for him..I give him a 9..to a 9.5..Randy said he did not love it...strange beach party...Paula said I would love to be there listening there all night long..I actually agree with her..Simon said I agree with Paula said it was not the best vocal, cool version and the guys won the night...
I actually voted for Syesha tonight..Chick deserves it..Its like gymnastics in the Olympics..If you attempt the hard stuff, you get graded on a different level..So if you do good, it is better than someone doing great at a lesser routine..
Mark my words..she will not be in the lower group tomorrow....Once I vote, it becomes bible..
I thought Ryan was going to punk us again with a April fools joke, no, he is crying about Mike Johns being voted off...Hehehe..Maybe they want to date. Guest person tonight is Mariah. Ooops her record is dropping tonight...She is one nutty broad...
David Archuletta acting like a prissy girl and how he is so charged by her...Not sure what song it is right now..We are not afraid...Nice tone on his voice...once again it seems they drown out the singers with the band and backup singers...I made a few pan seared scallops and burnt my tongue, and then trying to cool it off in my mouth bit the side of my mouth..ouch..Nice job, not a stand out but good and nice tone...9...Randy said it was a hard for a guy to sing girl songs and said it was the bomb...Paula said you made her proud..Simon..said I actually agree..I thought it was very good...
Carly...Without you...Nice song choice for her..Did not know that Mariah sang it...Nice tone and pitch..Lower in the middle is lost a bit but it sounds good. She is bringing it out in the middle and I thought it was going to be a little stronger in her voice..but it is very good..9..Nice job...I just think everyone is fighting the band...They cut to her husband and he is tatted all over his face..So I pause the DVR to study his tatts..What mother on earth would let their daughter marry a guy that did that..I guess its a look but....He looks like something from Hell Raiser..Randy said you challenged yourself, but the lower was not good but it was good..Paula said that I think you soared..Simon said.....I really wanted to hear you sing this song..did not pull it off..said you are over thinking it and you held back and it was ok....Good advice
Syesha Mercado...I do believed she is one of the better singers in this..Last time I said this the woman got voted off..She now has an Oscar...Vanishings...She looks fantastic...Wow...she is singing her heart out...with the runs and the octaves..It is the best of the night so far..they may hate it but I think it was a stand out..I may vote tonight...9.5.....Randy said it was a tough song..and you did a good job..Paula said you are smart...learning how to sing and it was magical...Simon said it was very very good, but I am not sure that I would not have chosen that song...
Brooke...Singing Hero..Mariah said she is genuine...Playing the piano..started off tone...but got better..Playing a little too fast right now but it sounds good...Interesting, she was great in the middle but lost it at the end...8...I do not know what happened..she started shaking...Randy said Brooke in the house..said the bridge threw him and lost confidence at the end..Said it was pretty good..Paula said something...it was unplugged but the notes that were off sped her up..see my comments above..hahah..Simon said I don't think you had much choice but it was bit like ordering the hamburger and only getting the bun..the part in the middle was missing..Paula said at the end her and Ryan look great......
Christy Lee...Forever..This girl may surprise you..She has hung in every week for the last few weeks...low register not great but she hits the middle chords..but then back to the lower and it is pitchy again..once again not a bad job but slow and not exciting..However, she hits some parts where it is actually very good....8....Randy said it was not amazing but at the end it was good..Paula said it was not just the end, and you are very smart..Simon said you were not jumping for joys but it did not give me chills, but you were smart but not great...I have to say that this chick is tougher than all the guys and girls combined..I do not hate her cause she gets no props week after week and survives and does not complain..she is pretty good in my eyes..She may hold on until the last two weeks..
David Cook..Always be my baby...This should be interesting...I do not like this guy much either but...Got his male growth on the face....I am a little confused about this..see he should have just played it on the guitar..confused at the start but better at the end but see we cannot tell if he has a good voice...not sure what to rate it...8.5..Randy said you are ready to make an album..said it was brilliant..do not see it..Paula said it could be in a movie..said you are it...Simon said it came from hell into fresh air..I am listening again right now...I still do not think the vocals are that great until the end...He does not have a strong voice and they will have to put his vocals through a harmonizer for album..I stand by my score......He is more opportunistic than good. Simon said at the end that he takes risks..if that's true it should be him and syesha at the finals...
Jason Castro at the end..Not sure what song it is but I like it...I have to say this is really good..It is soft and they may not say challenging but it sounds a little Justin Timberlake...Nice sound to it..A nice song choice for him..I give him a 9..to a 9.5..Randy said he did not love it...strange beach party...Paula said I would love to be there listening there all night long..I actually agree with her..Simon said I agree with Paula said it was not the best vocal, cool version and the guys won the night...
I actually voted for Syesha tonight..Chick deserves it..Its like gymnastics in the Olympics..If you attempt the hard stuff, you get graded on a different level..So if you do good, it is better than someone doing great at a lesser routine..
Mark my words..she will not be in the lower group tomorrow....Once I vote, it becomes bible..
Tuesday, April 08, 2008
American Idol-Down to 8 Inspirational Songs
Mike Johns up first....Dream On...What an idiot..this is not an inspirational song..its a song about drug abuse....I guess if you are a crack head...Pitchy at first..Wearing the gayest of ascotts again...oohhhh its just creepy...His voice is soooo weak...He is drowned out by the music which is good cause he is screaming now..He actually cut most of it short cause he knows he cannot sing it...7...Its just crap....Randy said Yo Yo dog...He said it was good song choice but pitch problems....the place went nutz mad..said it was alright..said he had to do it, come on I got the orchestra behind me ...said it was a bad choice...so he is how we know what a vapid little shit this guy is..He says...Im here living in America and dreams can come true so....Randy tried to make some stupid point about this not being about dreams...This is just creepy..This performance is really making me angry..Paula said she disagrees more..said it was a perfect song..You sound as good as you look...Paula said the high notes are going to make her dogs join him on stage..Duh Paula its because they are howling at the horrible song. .Randy said that is what he thought too...Simon said it was a good performance but he is with Randy but you are trying to be a rockstar and it was a wannabe performance....Ryan try to make a joke about testicles but it failed...I should make this pomous fuckers score a 6...
Seyesha Mercado....I Beleive..Once again she is going to do a hard song....Mics seem low...so far so good..do not know how you can compare and vote for the other prick when this girl picks hards songs week after week and nails them..Pitch problem in the middle, but so far the best performance of the night...shows her range..problem is the music is too loud in the background...9..best of the night..Randy said...You took on another big song and yours was ok...said it had no attitude..she is talking back to him as well..she is doing it nicely...Paula said not many people can take on a song like that and that it was a shining night...Simon said to be fair there will be a compare..said you sang it well..it just lacked emotion....
Jason Castro..Over the Rainbow....This guy is a stoner...Playing the uke, so far it sounds good..He is playing a little too fast...Looks funny in the chair...Once again it is a good song for him and I think he is doing a good job..shows no range other than quirkiness..Hits some good nights towards the end..Good job...8..Randy said Jason is back in the hunt and it was hot...best performance of the night..Paula said it was perfect..Simon said fantastic...
Kristy Lee Cook....she will end up doing porn eventually..singing Anyway...This girl is a scrapper..I am just kind of blah with this..I dont listen to country so I have no comparison but it sounds a little flat but the will say it makes no impression...the backup singers are too loud....Not bad...8..better than that fuck Mike Johns....Randy said he liked it..Paula said you out did yourself....Simon said the choice was broad and said you were very good indeed....You look like a star tonight and well done...
Back from break and there is a guy on Simon's lap..Mike Darnell,,,Creep factor is crazy..,
Cook....Innocent by Our Lady Peace...Understands the song he is singing..Ouch you cannot hear him..low register sucks...wierd ...One of the worst choices for songs for him..this may be his worst pick of the show..it is not getting any better. 7.5..Could not understand one word..Randy said did not get it..Not a strong week for you..Paula you are the whole package..like different shows going on...Simon said it was pompous and not good...What about the other loser Mike Johns...Paula is acting very strange...oh god he has give back on his hand...
Carly...Queen the show must go on...Life must go on...Once again the voice is lost in the music...Her hair looks good...Not a great song choice..No one knows the song..having some problems in the middle with yelling and her voice cracking... Nice job but nothing to write home about...8..Average like the others..I think the singers are having a hard time hearing themselves....Randy said it started out good, bad in the middle, ok at the end...Paula said your voice is perfect but there was no connection..she heard that word last time..Simon said you look good..I thought it was a strange choice of song and you over sang it and it looked angry which was not the theme and you may be in trouble....
David Archuletta....If he does not win he may murder someone...Angels??? Robbie song....Playing the piano...Nice touch..Nice song little strange at first but in the middle it getting better..the guys always are creepy except for Daughtry..Not a bad performance..9..pretty good..Randy said check it out..the runs at the end were hot you are hot....loved it...Paula said that sums it up..Simon said best song choice, one of the best song ever written..not your best ever but it was good enought to sail through....I just see this kid gettin beatin by his father....
Brooke up last singing Carol King....You got a friend....did she mess up the lyrics..sounds in pitch....nice song choice for her but she needs to bring it home a bit..safe performance...someone needs to break out.,...8....Randy said it was ok and I aint mad at you...Paula did a shout out to her sister..Simon said it was a walk in the park...it was nice nothing more
I hope during idol gives back they give back about three or four of these freaks
Seyesha Mercado....I Beleive..Once again she is going to do a hard song....Mics seem low...so far so good..do not know how you can compare and vote for the other prick when this girl picks hards songs week after week and nails them..Pitch problem in the middle, but so far the best performance of the night...shows her range..problem is the music is too loud in the background...9..best of the night..Randy said...You took on another big song and yours was ok...said it had no attitude..she is talking back to him as well..she is doing it nicely...Paula said not many people can take on a song like that and that it was a shining night...Simon said to be fair there will be a compare..said you sang it well..it just lacked emotion....
Jason Castro..Over the Rainbow....This guy is a stoner...Playing the uke, so far it sounds good..He is playing a little too fast...Looks funny in the chair...Once again it is a good song for him and I think he is doing a good job..shows no range other than quirkiness..Hits some good nights towards the end..Good job...8..Randy said Jason is back in the hunt and it was hot...best performance of the night..Paula said it was perfect..Simon said fantastic...
Kristy Lee Cook....she will end up doing porn eventually..singing Anyway...This girl is a scrapper..I am just kind of blah with this..I dont listen to country so I have no comparison but it sounds a little flat but the will say it makes no impression...the backup singers are too loud....Not bad...8..better than that fuck Mike Johns....Randy said he liked it..Paula said you out did yourself....Simon said the choice was broad and said you were very good indeed....You look like a star tonight and well done...
Back from break and there is a guy on Simon's lap..Mike Darnell,,,Creep factor is crazy..,
Cook....Innocent by Our Lady Peace...Understands the song he is singing..Ouch you cannot hear him..low register sucks...wierd ...One of the worst choices for songs for him..this may be his worst pick of the show..it is not getting any better. 7.5..Could not understand one word..Randy said did not get it..Not a strong week for you..Paula you are the whole package..like different shows going on...Simon said it was pompous and not good...What about the other loser Mike Johns...Paula is acting very strange...oh god he has give back on his hand...
Carly...Queen the show must go on...Life must go on...Once again the voice is lost in the music...Her hair looks good...Not a great song choice..No one knows the song..having some problems in the middle with yelling and her voice cracking... Nice job but nothing to write home about...8..Average like the others..I think the singers are having a hard time hearing themselves....Randy said it started out good, bad in the middle, ok at the end...Paula said your voice is perfect but there was no connection..she heard that word last time..Simon said you look good..I thought it was a strange choice of song and you over sang it and it looked angry which was not the theme and you may be in trouble....
David Archuletta....If he does not win he may murder someone...Angels??? Robbie song....Playing the piano...Nice touch..Nice song little strange at first but in the middle it getting better..the guys always are creepy except for Daughtry..Not a bad performance..9..pretty good..Randy said check it out..the runs at the end were hot you are hot....loved it...Paula said that sums it up..Simon said best song choice, one of the best song ever written..not your best ever but it was good enought to sail through....I just see this kid gettin beatin by his father....
Brooke up last singing Carol King....You got a friend....did she mess up the lyrics..sounds in pitch....nice song choice for her but she needs to bring it home a bit..safe performance...someone needs to break out.,...8....Randy said it was ok and I aint mad at you...Paula did a shout out to her sister..Simon said it was a walk in the park...it was nice nothing more
I hope during idol gives back they give back about three or four of these freaks
Tuesday, April 01, 2008
American Idol
After a really piss poor April Fools Joke, Broke was the first up to sing Jolene, a Dolly Parton song..
Brooke...Starts off with the guy on the seat box hitting a beat like Mcphee did when she did the Tunstall song..Pitchy at first..Her song is not that strong but she has her finger on the pulse of the common person...She is staying with the acoustic version which is good..Fiddle..Letting the guys with equipment do their thing..Fantastic..Best performance of the night..8.....Randy said there were some pitch problems...but it was ok..Paula said something...Simon said there was no emotion in the song, busting your way through, you looked odd..I disagree..I thought she did really good tonight..
David Cook....Little Sparrow...Never heard of it...See his voice is not that good..I have a guest judge with me tonight and they said this guy knows his voice. I have to agree and it could net him the final contract in the end..He has taken a weak song and made it work...8....Nice job...Randy said yo yo check it out baby..you a rocker but it was a hot performance...Paula said I like your haircut..Never heard a guy do that song..Simon said it was not as good as last week but if you can make a song about sparrows good congrats....
Ramielle...Her voice gets lost in the lower register again...seems a little behind in the song...I thought she was going to be a contender but I do not see it anymore...just off a bit..7....Randy said he was not mad at her 6.5 out of 10..Paula said you connected, like the others.Simon said we are not going to remember this, sang it well but something you would see on a cruise ship....
Jason....bathed in green light, he does not know where he is going. seems like it is mic'd wrong..its a happy little ditty but it is not really doing anything to stand out..My guest judge gave a 4..I gave a 6...Randy said it started rough and unsure and then I liked..Paula said it was a strong performance..Simon...Did not like it at all. Sounded like the same song it does not suit you..
Carly....Here you come again...Acoustic version...Her voice was well controlled and sounded pitch perfect..They may say to slow but that is a dolly song..9...Best performance of the night..This could be your winner..Randy said the best of the night..Paula said great...Simon said it was good, not great, just one of those nights...You have to have a word with who is dressing you...Look more like a star..
David Archuletta....I am not too familiar with the song but I think he is singing it well...Best in weeks for him..So far he is on key and his voice sounds strong and a nice performance...9....Randy said you are back tonight..Paula said something..Simon said it was on the money..I agree...
Kristy Lee....Right off the bat she is drown out by the music..Coming back a bit but it is one of those songs that you just don't say is hot...I give it about an 7...Randy said country music is yours..Paula said you look pretty..Simon said last week was your best it was pleasant but forgettable
Syesha..she looks beautiful...she has to slam this song down but it is a more reserved at first...and then the Whitney version...I am mixed..not as good as Whitney but not a bad job..I give about an 8.5..Randy said you took on a big song and you did good..Paula said something about velvet and a voice..Simon the first part was good, but the second part paled to the Whitney version..
Mike Johns..I hate this guy..In the intro you can see he has such a shitty voice...they are going ot love this performance...My guest judge gave it an 8.5..I think he is a cheese dick poser...Randy said you turn it up all the time...Paula said you are a star...Simon said it has been introducing..The best he has heard him sing....
Brooke...Starts off with the guy on the seat box hitting a beat like Mcphee did when she did the Tunstall song..Pitchy at first..Her song is not that strong but she has her finger on the pulse of the common person...She is staying with the acoustic version which is good..Fiddle..Letting the guys with equipment do their thing..Fantastic..Best performance of the night..8.....Randy said there were some pitch problems...but it was ok..Paula said something...Simon said there was no emotion in the song, busting your way through, you looked odd..I disagree..I thought she did really good tonight..
David Cook....Little Sparrow...Never heard of it...See his voice is not that good..I have a guest judge with me tonight and they said this guy knows his voice. I have to agree and it could net him the final contract in the end..He has taken a weak song and made it work...8....Nice job...Randy said yo yo check it out baby..you a rocker but it was a hot performance...Paula said I like your haircut..Never heard a guy do that song..Simon said it was not as good as last week but if you can make a song about sparrows good congrats....
Ramielle...Her voice gets lost in the lower register again...seems a little behind in the song...I thought she was going to be a contender but I do not see it anymore...just off a bit..7....Randy said he was not mad at her 6.5 out of 10..Paula said you connected, like the others.Simon said we are not going to remember this, sang it well but something you would see on a cruise ship....
Jason....bathed in green light, he does not know where he is going. seems like it is mic'd wrong..its a happy little ditty but it is not really doing anything to stand out..My guest judge gave a 4..I gave a 6...Randy said it started rough and unsure and then I liked..Paula said it was a strong performance..Simon...Did not like it at all. Sounded like the same song it does not suit you..
Carly....Here you come again...Acoustic version...Her voice was well controlled and sounded pitch perfect..They may say to slow but that is a dolly song..9...Best performance of the night..This could be your winner..Randy said the best of the night..Paula said great...Simon said it was good, not great, just one of those nights...You have to have a word with who is dressing you...Look more like a star..
David Archuletta....I am not too familiar with the song but I think he is singing it well...Best in weeks for him..So far he is on key and his voice sounds strong and a nice performance...9....Randy said you are back tonight..Paula said something..Simon said it was on the money..I agree...
Kristy Lee....Right off the bat she is drown out by the music..Coming back a bit but it is one of those songs that you just don't say is hot...I give it about an 7...Randy said country music is yours..Paula said you look pretty..Simon said last week was your best it was pleasant but forgettable
Syesha..she looks beautiful...she has to slam this song down but it is a more reserved at first...and then the Whitney version...I am mixed..not as good as Whitney but not a bad job..I give about an 8.5..Randy said you took on a big song and you did good..Paula said something about velvet and a voice..Simon the first part was good, but the second part paled to the Whitney version..
Mike Johns..I hate this guy..In the intro you can see he has such a shitty voice...they are going ot love this performance...My guest judge gave it an 8.5..I think he is a cheese dick poser...Randy said you turn it up all the time...Paula said you are a star...Simon said it has been introducing..The best he has heard him sing....
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