Mike Johns up first....Dream On...What an idiot..this is not an inspirational song..its a song about drug abuse....I guess if you are a crack head...Pitchy at first..Wearing the gayest of ascotts again...oohhhh its just creepy...His voice is soooo weak...He is drowned out by the music which is good cause he is screaming now..He actually cut most of it short cause he knows he cannot sing it...7...Its just crap....Randy said Yo Yo dog...He said it was good song choice but pitch problems....the place went nutz mad..said it was alright..said he had to do it, come on I got the orchestra behind me ...said it was a bad choice...so he is how we know what a vapid little shit this guy is..He says...Im here living in America and dreams can come true so....Randy tried to make some stupid point about this not being about dreams...This is just creepy..This performance is really making me angry..Paula said she disagrees more..said it was a perfect song..You sound as good as you look...Paula said the high notes are going to make her dogs join him on stage..Duh Paula its because they are howling at the horrible song. .Randy said that is what he thought too...Simon said it was a good performance but he is with Randy but you are trying to be a rockstar and it was a wannabe performance....Ryan try to make a joke about testicles but it failed...I should make this pomous fuckers score a 6...
Seyesha Mercado....I Beleive..Once again she is going to do a hard song....Mics seem low...so far so good..do not know how you can compare and vote for the other prick when this girl picks hards songs week after week and nails them..Pitch problem in the middle, but so far the best performance of the night...shows her range..problem is the music is too loud in the background...9..best of the night..Randy said...You took on another big song and yours was ok...said it had no attitude..she is talking back to him as well..she is doing it nicely...Paula said not many people can take on a song like that and that it was a shining night...Simon said to be fair there will be a compare..said you sang it well..it just lacked emotion....
Jason Castro..Over the Rainbow....This guy is a stoner...Playing the uke, so far it sounds good..He is playing a little too fast...Looks funny in the chair...Once again it is a good song for him and I think he is doing a good job..shows no range other than quirkiness..Hits some good nights towards the end..Good job...8..Randy said Jason is back in the hunt and it was hot...best performance of the night..Paula said it was perfect..Simon said fantastic...
Kristy Lee Cook....she will end up doing porn eventually..singing Anyway...This girl is a scrapper..I am just kind of blah with this..I dont listen to country so I have no comparison but it sounds a little flat but the will say it makes no impression...the backup singers are too loud....Not bad...8..better than that fuck Mike Johns....Randy said he liked it..Paula said you out did yourself....Simon said the choice was broad and said you were very good indeed....You look like a star tonight and well done...
Back from break and there is a guy on Simon's lap..Mike Darnell,,,Creep factor is crazy..,
Cook....Innocent by Our Lady Peace...Understands the song he is singing..Ouch you cannot hear him..low register sucks...wierd ...One of the worst choices for songs for him..this may be his worst pick of the show..it is not getting any better. 7.5..Could not understand one word..Randy said did not get it..Not a strong week for you..Paula you are the whole package..like different shows going on...Simon said it was pompous and not good...What about the other loser Mike Johns...Paula is acting very strange...oh god he has give back on his hand...
Carly...Queen the show must go on...Life must go on...Once again the voice is lost in the music...Her hair looks good...Not a great song choice..No one knows the song..having some problems in the middle with yelling and her voice cracking... Nice job but nothing to write home about...8..Average like the others..I think the singers are having a hard time hearing themselves....Randy said it started out good, bad in the middle, ok at the end...Paula said your voice is perfect but there was no connection..she heard that word last time..Simon said you look good..I thought it was a strange choice of song and you over sang it and it looked angry which was not the theme and you may be in trouble....
David Archuletta....If he does not win he may murder someone...Angels??? Robbie song....Playing the piano...Nice touch..Nice song little strange at first but in the middle it getting better..the guys always are creepy except for Daughtry..Not a bad performance..9..pretty good..Randy said check it out..the runs at the end were hot you are hot....loved it...Paula said that sums it up..Simon said best song choice, one of the best song ever written..not your best ever but it was good enought to sail through....I just see this kid gettin beatin by his father....
Brooke up last singing Carol King....You got a friend....did she mess up the lyrics..sounds in pitch....nice song choice for her but she needs to bring it home a bit..safe performance...someone needs to break out.,...8....Randy said it was ok and I aint mad at you...Paula did a shout out to her sister..Simon said it was a walk in the park...it was nice nothing more
I hope during idol gives back they give back about three or four of these freaks
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