Wednesday, February 25, 2009

2ND Group American Idol

AI in the house tonight.. The judges are back for a week of watching and judging and Ryan is back to kiss ass ...Randy said the jitters are gone, Kara said bring it, Paula said I hope u picked the right song and Simon said its too late for advice when asked to give pearl of wisdom to the singers...The crowed booed..I hate the AI crowd. Ryan commented that there was an issue with the lighting and that is the reason why Simon was in a different position.

Here we go...First up is..

Jasmin Murray..As far as I have seen from the first few weeks, she is a natural and should ace this..One of the hottest in this contest...She is smoking..Love song by Sarah B..Contemporary song can she pull it off..Low register pitchy...must be nervous or something because her voice is so much better..Its flat and not that good....Moments in the song that her voice comes in and out...Like she cannot hear the music...6..Maybe a 5....Not really good...Randy said there were some good and bad but pitchy the whole song...Wrong song..Kara said your young but it was all over the place, started too low and you lost it...Paula said I want to disagree but I have to agree..Pitch problems..Simon said I am sad you have the look and attitude but not a great voice..Simon told the crowd I just said the same thing as them and you booed me.. Don't understand the crowd..She is going home. They asked her how she did and she thought she did good and said the happy fun thing but there was nothing good about this...I wanted her in the final..

Matt G-Rod..Talking about pinching himself...Singing Viva la Vida Cold Play... Too much vibrato at first and trying to look like Justin T.. Its either vibrato or nerves and it is not that hard of a song to sing and they said pick good songs they have. At least people know them but they should have told them to sing good..He hit one point in the song where he went up a few octaves and it sounded like Tiny Tim yelling at my cat whose paw was caught in a vice...The song is flat and he is making faces like someone is putting in a catheter.. And the pointing is creepy....Wow really bad....4... Yelling at the end scared the dead....Kara said you blew me away and tonight I am not..he blew it..It was lost..Paula said you were up there. It was risky and your performance was better than something..Simon said it was horrible..sang bad and you looked uncomfortable..Randy said you have mad talent and you have to go for difficult songs...If he does that it will be a long 15 weeks..Simon told Ryan to zip it..In a word..Matt Sux..

Janine up next..The only other hot chic in this show...Nice lips...This Love by Moron 5...This is gonna be a bad song for her. Low register again is off and it started to sound good a bit but once again it is flat and off tune and all over the place. It sounds as if they cannot hear the music.I hear more drumming than anything else. Its like the music is not mixed right. Could this be the work of the Taliban..Could this be terrorism in its worst form...The killing of American Idol... So lets rate this..She is hot so I give her a 10..Singing was not so good but so far the best of the night..6...Sad Sad Night...Paula said great legs...Simon said it terrible..Your not picking the right song..You do have nice legs..Randy said nice legs but the best part is that it was over.. Kara said overdone and wrong...She was honest and she seems realistic about how she did. Paula said she does not deserve a shot..She does glow...

Up the next, Nick or Norman..the confused Man Boy from Hoboken no Joking...Oh God Norman Gentle showed up... He starts off by by saying this is for group 2...He is hanging on the rail..I hope he jumps...Singing J Hud song from Dream Girls...Its a cabaret show and the sad part is he is the best soooo far and his singing is not great but at least he understands the joke...Do not even know how to judge it but it is very very funny...Better pitch than most and crying and all over the floor...10 for fun but he is crap... Simon said I hope I speak for America that I pray you do not go thru...His parent look at Simon..Said it was horrible...Now he is acting up..Randy said it was entertaining..Kara said at least we remember you...You wear the same shirt like Simon every week...Paula said this is America...You are fun....Simon asked Ryan if he liked it and Ryan said in a different way and Simon said I can believe that..the crowd ooohhhh'd like some crazy joke has been told and Ryan was taken aback.. Ryan asked if Paula would vote for him based on his singing..Her response I saw Simon smile...

Alison...16 and either has a grill or braces..Acting all strange..She is a strange person... Once again the low register starts off bad but not as bad as the others...the song is good for her voice..She has a husky voice for 16. Hitting the stanza and wow her voice comes out and although pitchy is some parts but her voice is very strong and the best serius performance of the night...8...Girl to beat now for tonight... Randy said funny show comedy bad songs and now you hit the ball out of the park...Kara said you a good....OMG I just hit my finger...Paula said you can sing the telly book..Simon said you are the best tonight so far. Very impressed.. With Ryan she said she does not remember what happened. I think she is bi polar....

Chris Allan....Doing Mike Jackson low again is a little off, he is doing a little hoppy thing...some good parts but no one is going to remember...better at the end...Best of the guys...Maybe a 7.5 ..Just ok for me... Kara said back half is good but front is bad and it is not the right song..Not great..Paula said she disagrees and said he nailed it but he did not..Mike J did...Simon agreed with Paula..huh you are not the best singer but you are easy to forget..Randy said Simon is partly right....You did it..Nice jump off

Megan Joy Cockery...Hehehe Put Ur Records on by Corinne..good song for her... there are issues with sound..Something does not sound right..This girl can sing and its sounds bad.. Its like all you hear one vocal chord..she is doing a little strange dance like she is trying to shake a terd off her ass. Her voice is good but I am not sure what it really sounded like..I want to say 8 but it may have been better or worse..Im not sure..Paula said it was great and you did it right....Simon said you are a funny little thing..Startred it off good but oversang it but I hope they vote for you but wished the vocals were better..Randy said you have that vibe so he hopes to sing her again nice job..Kara said you are a package and with the right song you could be the best...MDL just txt me and she said she does not feel her... Hmmmm...

Matt....Welder..Tonic....Good song for him..This is the right song for his voice...Best guy singer of the night so far...Simple song and not challenging but give him an 8..Know thyself..Simon said I like you but hated that song, boring etc etc no favors...Randy said he agreed but it was good and cool..Kara said it showed no side it fell flat...Paula said you put everything into it...

Jesse.. Betty Davis Eyes...What a horrible song....Your hair hollow gold...Too fast to start off..She has her grammy's sweater on and it is just blah...She can sing in tune which is good tonight cause many have not. I just don't get it..7..Randy said it was ok but he was not blown away...There is a strange convo going on with Randy..Kara said you look good and there was moments.. This becoming odd..Paula said you were captivating..I think its blah..Simon said you will be forgotten..Just flat line.

Kai......What Becomes of the Broken hearted...Good song..Finally a person that can start the song off right..In tune not pitchy. Not too exciting though...Ya know this mom is funny..she is sick all the time and cant get out of bed except for this...I smell rat. anyway good sound not exciting 8...Kara said I like you. She said pitch issues and song was old fashion..Paula said you like the throw back songs....Simon said he heard many performances like that at weddings nothing distinct a good back up singer..Randy agreed..

So far the singers tonight are hovering around suck....

Miesha...Drops of Jupiter...In tune at the start and she has a strong voice... not all that exciting but they will like it...8...Paula said she is fan song not a good choice but you can sing..Simon said great song and its not you and it left him cold...said your 18 and act 50..It did not do it for Randy and Kara said you are put together and shake it out and she was acting strange at the end to show she was young but it was hokey

Last up is perhaps the creepiest guy on AI..He wears too much make up.. Satisfaction....Rolling Stones...the creepy version. OMY its the Broadway version of the Stones the Scarlet Pimpernel of the rock stage and he is screaming and i am now scared of AI... I don't want anyone to go through tonight..I want to go to my happy place..Which by the way is not walking the dog...That has fast become my sad place... Paula up first No words to express this I am watching an Adam Lambert concert... Simon said this is difficult because parts are bad and brilliant..Randy loved it and here is why..You are current but manic..The bomb..Kara you have good vocals..He will be here for a bit but we will soon forget him

I hope no one goes thru and the place blows up

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Season 8 First Week Vote Off

Oh God, for every time I look forward to watching the show, I forget that you have to sit thru all the commercials that they do and the crappy up with people singing routines...

Anyway..Casey...who boy what a rack..Not going thru...Steve Fowler..Not going thru...Knew them both would not make it...Alexis..I said she will go thru and the verdict is.....Made it into the top 12.. Please review my comments from last night..I'm right again...OMG they cut to her father who is a crying hippie..A boo hooing Benny Franklin...I hate the hat the hair with the fake Halloween pink color in ...ooh she is such a rebel..Rebel mom with a baby....She needs to get some sun...

Next up Jackie No Tone and Ricky Bobby...If anyone goes it should be Ricky Bobby...Ricky is not thru..Jackie is.....she is not either..I was right about that.. So that means that Anoop is thru and they bring him up and Mike..Anoop should be thru and Mike should be going home...Mike is now being asked to describe what he is going thru and he says he is nervous...Going thru is Mike...Wow America got that wrong....Anoop deserves it more than Mike...America is really kind of dumb...For god sake he is wearing a members only jacket on stage..You know its hot on the stage..he is singing his victory song and it is worse than what he did not last night...HE IS NOT EVEN SINGING....I guess I am an AI Purist

Back from commercial and Ryan is ragging on the dawg...two freaks just walked out Carly and I forget the other guys name..Mike and I do not understand what they are doing..They are singing a song..I just don't understand how they putting out records but now I see why they did not win...This is just really strange...They are bopping around like Beyonce and JZ and they are doing a cover..come on now..

Back from commercial and from almost committing suicide because of the last act..I mean do we really wanna see performances from loser idols...Ann Marie..I think she did well...Bent and now Stevie...All of them have lost..Which leave Danny and Tatiyanna..Oh god I hope that Danny gets thru because I do not think that I can handle another minute of this bitch...If she goes thru there is a major problem with America...Ryan ask Paula which one...they are playing that music that is looming..she says Danny goes thru...and she is right..thank God they got that right...OMG she is freaking out..She cannot stand, her dream is over and I am so happy and lets see what she does..I hope to God they put them thru the metal detector..We could have our first AI CSI...She is outraged that she did not win..I do not agree with Mike getting thru..I was two for three tonight and I love the fact that the T bitch is crying.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

The Night Is Here: Season 8 American Idol

Ryan starts off gabbing with the new girl..She says it has been wonderful..Advice for the singers..Don't be nervous..Paula said this. This is your dream so hit the center stage and make magic happen..And if you don't look to the left and right and whoever is better your going to go home. Ryan said it sums it up and everyone laughed. Simon said only three are going thru.

36 to 12..Only three stay..First up

Jackie Tone...Less Conversation by Elvis...WTF is that outfit...I cannot get past the outfit...Odd song choice..not a bad job but it will be forgotten..6.5...No energy for the first song..Just OK...Randy said way to start it off. Not blown away by the song and eh..New Girl said you can work the stage..Not the best vocals but you worked it..Paula said you had me dancing..I love you and remember you the most..Perfect is boring and you are a performer..Simon said you have a good voice but played the clown..Gimmicky and do not think you did yourself any favors...Simon said he does not like the trousers..Now we are with her parents which is odd and very uncomfortable...She should be going home..

Rickie Bratty....Is telling the audience that making chicken fingers was not for him anymore..O M Fing God...Chickens don't have fingers..They have talons...Some song by Leon Russell...Nice song choice and he sounds really good...Nice choice for his voice..He is puffing too much in the mic..Hit the high notes but did not roll it but overall a very very good job.. 8..he is the guy to beat..He lacks richness in his voice but nice tone...Randy said this is what I'm talking about this is the start right here..But he said Jackie as well..Randy which is the start..Dude that great...Nice tone.. New Girl said you killed it, effortless..Paula said she is proud..You deserve to go far...Simon said it was very very good..I'm not jumping out of my chair like you other three..Nice shy guy that needs to believe in himself..Good vocal not as good as the other three... Simon is right...

Alexis Grace...Never Loved A Man...She is sooooooooooo white..She needs a tan..I can see bruises on her legs.She is translucent... She is doing good..She has beaten Jackie already..Nice tone..Not as great as Aretha and most fall even attempting but she held her own..I give her an 8.5.. She is the girl to beat right now..Randy said love seeing you are dirty..you worked it out and I am loving it..Kara said its a new girl..Paula said your present so much soul and you are small and very large..WTF...You are wonderful... Simon said you are the best so far tonight. You are the one to watch. Cut to NPH staring lovingly at Ted Danson..Looks like Ted has a new BF..Cut to her dad who was a member of CCR based on his haircut....

Brent Keith..They are having a tape problem...He works at home depot...Hit Town...Voice has good tone..He has the look but it is a country song...I don't think he is going for the win, I think that he is going to get his name out there for a contract maybe... Song is just boring but I am not into country that much...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oops just woke up.. 7...Randy said I like what you did and we can go to a cookout...Kara said I like you but you were safe..You have more in you..Paula said it was safe but I can see you as a country star...She said you can see what happened to Bucky Covington...Bucky sucked....Simon what did happen to Bucky Covington..The crowd moaned..It was not original and you may have blown a massive opportunity...

Steve Wright... You Belong With Me..Taylor Swift....Oh god...Started off really bad.like she was nervous..its flat and horrible..Sounds like a cat fight...This is really bad....5..She is heading home...I want to help her,,By the end she is just yelling.. Randy said Yo wow wow wow..Not hot not feeling it..Kara said you have an identity crisis...Paula said I agree with you..Not the right song..Low was bad...Simon said it was terrible..Song was ok, out of tune and you were nervous...Cut to NPH and Ted. NPH is making faces for the cam. She is so young and I am surprised she is not crying..

Anoop Dog....This guy is very surprising..He has a nice attitude..Angel of Mine Great song odd choice for a guy..here we go... I don't know what to say...I like it I think he is doing a good job but the version is off just a bit..too many pauses.. But he is hitting it..he is tied for the top spot at this time with an 8...Randy said interesting song choice but the song was sharp..Kara said she agreed with Randy..I do not agree with them.. I do not think his rolls were strong but...Kara added hard to sing that song and you did not nail it but you have great potential... Paula said America has connected with you..How do she know..Its like a thermos..Keeps hot hot, Keeps cold cold..How do it know what gonna be in it...Simon said why did you chose it..You must have been about two. Too grown up for you and too serious..Simon well say thanks to America and we will forget you..He reminds me of Kumar..OMG this is going to be good..Interview with his parents..Apu and Nita...Indians are becoming very American and this proves it..

Kasey Carlson.....This girl is vapid...Every little thing she does...Very very hard song to sing...What is that outfit and what is up with the hair and her stupid little dip dance
She cant sing and dance at the same time..This is sooo bad but not because of the singing..Singing is average..The movement is freaky...6..this is bad...Like a dancing monkey doll...The boots even look bad...Dances like Elaine..Randy said not good..Wierd..Wrong for you..Kara said it was wrong...you leave the police was wrong and the dancing was strange and ugghhhh..Paula said guys love you and that is so wrong..she essentially said to her that guys just want to touch you and have you touch them in places where it tickles and that is all you have to offer...She looked so sad...Simon said how did you think it went...Singing was bad and it was the worse song..You blew it..She is gonna cry...OH god the lame ass mom..

Mike Sarver...I don't wanna be...Good song choice..starting off slow...He is not hitting like he should..Sounds like he is talking it more than singing it..The register is low and he is having trouble with that but with the higher is ok..Good job but not blowing anyone out...7.5...Randy said you can sing, but it was pitchy..Kara said you have more in you and you are like able..Not the best..Paula said you did a real good job..Simon said it was tricky..We put you here because we like you but it was not great...But he hopes they give him a shot.. Now with his wife she said sing pretty..He did not..For the record I hate that the families are so involved.Music is about being along...

Erin Brokovich....Natural Woman...Aretha again..You have to bring it...Slow part good...In tune nice pitch... She is doing good..Bridge sounds more country than soul..coming to the middle she is really hitting it...She is the best girl singer tonight by far at this point..She has a strong voice and it was in tune and she did Aretha...9...Cut to Ted Danson..Randy said how do you think you did..He said it was not the right choice...Randy said she fell short...Kara said that she felt it was old fashioned...I think they are wrong...so far...Paula said I think you did better than you have in past..it is a huge song and soul and you gave it your all.... Simon said if I'm being honest you would be the best hotel singer and her voice is not that good for that song..I think they are wrong....I thought it sounded really good...

Steve Fowler...I like this guy..Rock with you..MJ..I don't know...soulful but a little flat and a little behind the song.. Bad choice for his voice..He should be singing Anthony Hamilton...wow I do not know what happened to him... 7.5 because he has a good voice but this was lame....Randy said I don't know what is going on..Never thought you would have chosen that..Kara said something about being connected again..Paula said something about cook and connection and rock and something...Simon said it was pointless and it was terrible... Said you made a mistake and said it was corny...Fowler out the house...

Tatiyanna..The most annoying fuck on AI...Saving all My Love by Whitney..She is crying again..and laughing...Starts off flat and she is behind in the song..Flat...and slow..Middle part is not bad but pitchy in some parts but hits the high parts..screechy at the end...I do not know with this one..I want to say about an 8...Standing O for what..Randy said there were some moments where I was like YO you can sing..Kara you are like a roller coaster and you are reserved and there were moments where do you fit in this industry..are you an artist or a character..Paula said you are the most talked about but it was pitchy and I don't know who you are....Simon said you are a drama queen..Never met anyone except Paula who wants fame....You are desperate to be famous.. A fight ensued...Simon said it was not bad and they all did her lame laugh....

Last to sing is Danny Gokey..Hero by Mariah...I ain't mad at him but ..... Very soulful voice....Piano is way too loud.... Has a lot of control over his voice and he is really doing a nice job with the song... Best make singer of the night..... 9...Raspy male version..Did it well..Best performance of the night..Randy said redeemer..Kara said it was great..Paula said sold out arena.. Simon said it was good..but not fantastic, not buying the hype right now...

Three that should go thru...Danny for the guys, and Erin or Alexis for the girls..Wild cards are Anoop and ricky Braddy or bobby or what ever..