2ND Group American Idol

AI in the house tonight.. The judges are back for a week of watching and judging and Ryan is back to kiss ass ...Randy said the jitters are gone, Kara said bring it, Paula said I hope u picked the right song and Simon said its too late for advice when asked to give pearl of wisdom to the singers...The crowed booed..I hate the AI crowd. Ryan commented that there was an issue with the lighting and that is the reason why Simon was in a different position.

Here we go...First up is..

Jasmin Murray..As far as I have seen from the first few weeks, she is a natural and should ace this..One of the hottest in this contest...She is smoking..Love song by Sarah B..Contemporary song can she pull it off..Low register pitchy...must be nervous or something because her voice is so much better..Its flat and not that good....Moments in the song that her voice comes in and out...Like she cannot hear the music...6..Maybe a 5....Not really good...Randy said there were some good and bad but pitchy the whole song...Wrong song..Kara said your young but it was all over the place, started too low and you lost it...Paula said I want to disagree but I have to agree..Pitch problems..Simon said I am sad you have the look and attitude but not a great voice..Simon told the crowd I just said the same thing as them and you booed me.. Don't understand the crowd..She is going home. They asked her how she did and she thought she did good and said the happy fun thing but there was nothing good about this...I wanted her in the final..

Matt G-Rod..Talking about pinching himself...Singing Viva la Vida Cold Play... Too much vibrato at first and trying to look like Justin T.. Its either vibrato or nerves and it is not that hard of a song to sing and they said pick good songs they have. At least people know them but they should have told them to sing good..He hit one point in the song where he went up a few octaves and it sounded like Tiny Tim yelling at my cat whose paw was caught in a vice...The song is flat and he is making faces like someone is putting in a catheter.. And the pointing is creepy....Wow really bad....4... Yelling at the end scared the dead....Kara said you blew me away and tonight I am not..he blew it..It was lost..Paula said you were up there. It was risky and your performance was better than something..Simon said it was horrible..sang bad and you looked uncomfortable..Randy said you have mad talent and you have to go for difficult songs...If he does that it will be a long 15 weeks..Simon told Ryan to zip it..In a word..Matt Sux..

Janine up next..The only other hot chic in this show...Nice lips...This Love by Moron 5...This is gonna be a bad song for her. Low register again is off and it started to sound good a bit but once again it is flat and off tune and all over the place. It sounds as if they cannot hear the music.I hear more drumming than anything else. Its like the music is not mixed right. Could this be the work of the Taliban..Could this be terrorism in its worst form...The killing of American Idol... So lets rate this..She is hot so I give her a 10..Singing was not so good but so far the best of the night..6...Sad Sad Night...Paula said great legs...Simon said it terrible..Your not picking the right song..You do have nice legs..Randy said nice legs but the best part is that it was over.. Kara said overdone and wrong...She was honest and she seems realistic about how she did. Paula said she does not deserve a shot..She does glow...

Up the next, Nick or Norman..the confused Man Boy from Hoboken no Joking...Oh God Norman Gentle showed up... He starts off by by saying this is for group 2...He is hanging on the rail..I hope he jumps...Singing J Hud song from Dream Girls...Its a cabaret show and the sad part is he is the best soooo far and his singing is not great but at least he understands the joke...Do not even know how to judge it but it is very very funny...Better pitch than most and crying and all over the floor...10 for fun but he is crap... Simon said I hope I speak for America that I pray you do not go thru...His parent look at Simon..Said it was horrible...Now he is acting up..Randy said it was entertaining..Kara said at least we remember you...You wear the same shirt like Simon every week...Paula said this is America...You are fun....Simon asked Ryan if he liked it and Ryan said in a different way and Simon said I can believe that..the crowd ooohhhh'd like some crazy joke has been told and Ryan was taken aback.. Ryan asked if Paula would vote for him based on his singing..Her response I saw Simon smile...

Alison...16 and either has a grill or braces..Acting all strange..She is a strange person... Once again the low register starts off bad but not as bad as the others...the song is good for her voice..She has a husky voice for 16. Hitting the stanza and wow her voice comes out and although pitchy is some parts but her voice is very strong and the best serius performance of the night...8...Girl to beat now for tonight... Randy said funny show comedy bad songs and now you hit the ball out of the park...Kara said you a good....OMG I just hit my finger...Paula said you can sing the telly book..Simon said you are the best tonight so far. Very impressed.. With Ryan she said she does not remember what happened. I think she is bi polar....

Chris Allan....Doing Mike Jackson low again is a little off, he is doing a little hoppy thing...some good parts but no one is going to remember...better at the end...Best of the guys...Maybe a 7.5 ..Just ok for me... Kara said back half is good but front is bad and it is not the right song..Not great..Paula said she disagrees and said he nailed it but he did not..Mike J did...Simon agreed with Paula..huh you are not the best singer but you are easy to forget..Randy said Simon is partly right....You did it..Nice jump off

Megan Joy Cockery...Hehehe Put Ur Records on by Corinne..good song for her... there are issues with sound..Something does not sound right..This girl can sing and its sounds bad.. Its like all you hear one vocal chord..she is doing a little strange dance like she is trying to shake a terd off her ass. Her voice is good but I am not sure what it really sounded like..I want to say 8 but it may have been better or worse..Im not sure..Paula said it was great and you did it right....Simon said you are a funny little thing..Startred it off good but oversang it but I hope they vote for you but wished the vocals were better..Randy said you have that vibe so he hopes to sing her again nice job..Kara said you are a package and with the right song you could be the best...MDL just txt me and she said she does not feel her... Hmmmm...

Matt....Welder..Tonic....Good song for him..This is the right song for his voice...Best guy singer of the night so far...Simple song and not challenging but give him an 8..Know thyself..Simon said I like you but hated that song, boring etc etc no favors...Randy said he agreed but it was good and cool..Kara said it showed no side it fell flat...Paula said you put everything into it...

Jesse.. Betty Davis Eyes...What a horrible song....Your hair hollow gold...Too fast to start off..She has her grammy's sweater on and it is just blah...She can sing in tune which is good tonight cause many have not. I just don't get it..7..Randy said it was ok but he was not blown away...There is a strange convo going on with Randy..Kara said you look good and there was moments.. This becoming odd..Paula said you were captivating..I think its blah..Simon said you will be forgotten..Just flat line.

Kai......What Becomes of the Broken hearted...Good song..Finally a person that can start the song off right..In tune not pitchy. Not too exciting though...Ya know this mom is funny..she is sick all the time and cant get out of bed except for this...I smell rat. anyway good sound not exciting 8...Kara said I like you. She said pitch issues and song was old fashion..Paula said you like the throw back songs....Simon said he heard many performances like that at weddings nothing distinct a good back up singer..Randy agreed..

So far the singers tonight are hovering around suck....

Miesha...Drops of Jupiter...In tune at the start and she has a strong voice... not all that exciting but they will like it...8...Paula said she is fan song not a good choice but you can sing..Simon said great song and its not you and it left him cold...said your 18 and act 50..It did not do it for Randy and Kara said you are put together and shake it out and she was acting strange at the end to show she was young but it was hokey

Last up is perhaps the creepiest guy on AI..He wears too much make up.. Satisfaction....Rolling Stones...the creepy version. OMY its the Broadway version of the Stones the Scarlet Pimpernel of the rock stage and he is screaming and i am now scared of AI... I don't want anyone to go through tonight..I want to go to my happy place..Which by the way is not walking the dog...That has fast become my sad place... Paula up first No words to express this I am watching an Adam Lambert concert... Simon said this is difficult because parts are bad and brilliant..Randy loved it and here is why..You are current but manic..The bomb..Kara you have good vocals..He will be here for a bit but we will soon forget him

I hope no one goes thru and the place blows up