Ryan starts off gabbing with the new girl..She says it has been wonderful..Advice for the singers..Don't be nervous..Paula said this. This is your dream so hit the center stage and make magic happen..And if you don't look to the left and right and whoever is better your going to go home. Ryan said it sums it up and everyone laughed. Simon said only three are going thru.
36 to 12..Only three stay..First up
Jackie Tone...Less Conversation by Elvis...WTF is that outfit...I cannot get past the outfit...Odd song choice..not a bad job but it will be forgotten..6.5...No energy for the first song..Just OK...Randy said way to start it off. Not blown away by the song and eh..New Girl said you can work the stage..Not the best vocals but you worked it..Paula said you had me dancing..I love you and remember you the most..Perfect is boring and you are a performer..Simon said you have a good voice but played the clown..Gimmicky and do not think you did yourself any favors...Simon said he does not like the trousers..Now we are with her parents which is odd and very uncomfortable...She should be going home..
Rickie Bratty....Is telling the audience that making chicken fingers was not for him anymore..O M Fing God...Chickens don't have fingers..They have talons...Some song by Leon Russell...Nice song choice and he sounds really good...Nice choice for his voice..He is puffing too much in the mic..Hit the high notes but did not roll it but overall a very very good job.. 8..he is the guy to beat..He lacks richness in his voice but nice tone...Randy said this is what I'm talking about this is the start right here..But he said Jackie as well..Randy which is the start..Dude that great...Nice tone.. New Girl said you killed it, effortless..Paula said she is proud..You deserve to go far...Simon said it was very very good..I'm not jumping out of my chair like you other three..Nice shy guy that needs to believe in himself..Good vocal not as good as the other three... Simon is right...
Alexis Grace...Never Loved A Man...She is sooooooooooo white..She needs a tan..I can see bruises on her legs.She is translucent... She is doing good..She has beaten Jackie already..Nice tone..Not as great as Aretha and most fall even attempting but she held her own..I give her an 8.5.. She is the girl to beat right now..Randy said love seeing you are dirty..you worked it out and I am loving it..Kara said its a new girl..Paula said your present so much soul and you are small and very large..WTF...You are wonderful... Simon said you are the best so far tonight. You are the one to watch. Cut to NPH staring lovingly at Ted Danson..Looks like Ted has a new BF..Cut to her dad who was a member of CCR based on his haircut....
Brent Keith..They are having a tape problem...He works at home depot...Hit Town...Voice has good tone..He has the look but it is a country song...I don't think he is going for the win, I think that he is going to get his name out there for a contract maybe... Song is just boring but I am not into country that much...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oops just woke up.. 7...Randy said I like what you did and we can go to a cookout...Kara said I like you but you were safe..You have more in you..Paula said it was safe but I can see you as a country star...She said you can see what happened to Bucky Covington...Bucky sucked....Simon what did happen to Bucky Covington..The crowd moaned..It was not original and you may have blown a massive opportunity...
Steve Wright... You Belong With Me..Taylor Swift....Oh god...Started off really bad.like she was nervous..its flat and horrible..Sounds like a cat fight...This is really bad....5..She is heading home...I want to help her,,By the end she is just yelling.. Randy said Yo wow wow wow..Not hot not feeling it..Kara said you have an identity crisis...Paula said I agree with you..Not the right song..Low was bad...Simon said it was terrible..Song was ok, out of tune and you were nervous...Cut to NPH and Ted. NPH is making faces for the cam. She is so young and I am surprised she is not crying..
Anoop Dog....This guy is very surprising..He has a nice attitude..Angel of Mine Great song odd choice for a guy..here we go... I don't know what to say...I like it I think he is doing a good job but the version is off just a bit..too many pauses.. But he is hitting it..he is tied for the top spot at this time with an 8...Randy said interesting song choice but the song was sharp..Kara said she agreed with Randy..I do not agree with them.. I do not think his rolls were strong but...Kara added hard to sing that song and you did not nail it but you have great potential... Paula said America has connected with you..How do she know..Its like a thermos..Keeps hot hot, Keeps cold cold..How do it know what gonna be in it...Simon said why did you chose it..You must have been about two. Too grown up for you and too serious..Simon well say thanks to America and we will forget you..He reminds me of Kumar..OMG this is going to be good..Interview with his parents..Apu and Nita...Indians are becoming very American and this proves it..
Kasey Carlson.....This girl is vapid...Every little thing she does...Very very hard song to sing...What is that outfit and what is up with the hair and her stupid little dip dance
She cant sing and dance at the same time..This is sooo bad but not because of the singing..Singing is average..The movement is freaky...6..this is bad...Like a dancing monkey doll...The boots even look bad...Dances like Elaine..Randy said not good..Wierd..Wrong for you..Kara said it was wrong...you leave the police was wrong and the dancing was strange and ugghhhh..Paula said guys love you and that is so wrong..she essentially said to her that guys just want to touch you and have you touch them in places where it tickles and that is all you have to offer...She looked so sad...Simon said how did you think it went...Singing was bad and it was the worse song..You blew it..She is gonna cry...OH god the lame ass mom..
Mike Sarver...I don't wanna be...Good song choice..starting off slow...He is not hitting like he should..Sounds like he is talking it more than singing it..The register is low and he is having trouble with that but with the higher is ok..Good job but not blowing anyone out...7.5...Randy said you can sing, but it was pitchy..Kara said you have more in you and you are like able..Not the best..Paula said you did a real good job..Simon said it was tricky..We put you here because we like you but it was not great...But he hopes they give him a shot.. Now with his wife she said sing pretty..He did not..For the record I hate that the families are so involved.Music is about being along...
Erin Brokovich....Natural Woman...Aretha again..You have to bring it...Slow part good...In tune nice pitch... She is doing good..Bridge sounds more country than soul..coming to the middle she is really hitting it...She is the best girl singer tonight by far at this point..She has a strong voice and it was in tune and she did Aretha...9...Cut to Ted Danson..Randy said how do you think you did..He said it was not the right choice...Randy said she fell short...Kara said that she felt it was old fashioned...I think they are wrong...so far...Paula said I think you did better than you have in past..it is a huge song and soul and you gave it your all.... Simon said if I'm being honest you would be the best hotel singer and her voice is not that good for that song..I think they are wrong....I thought it sounded really good...
Steve Fowler...I like this guy..Rock with you..MJ..I don't know...soulful but a little flat and a little behind the song.. Bad choice for his voice..He should be singing Anthony Hamilton...wow I do not know what happened to him... 7.5 because he has a good voice but this was lame....Randy said I don't know what is going on..Never thought you would have chosen that..Kara said something about being connected again..Paula said something about cook and connection and rock and something...Simon said it was pointless and it was terrible... Said you made a mistake and said it was corny...Fowler out the house...
Tatiyanna..The most annoying fuck on AI...Saving all My Love by Whitney..She is crying again..and laughing...Starts off flat and she is behind in the song..Flat...and slow..Middle part is not bad but pitchy in some parts but hits the high parts..screechy at the end...I do not know with this one..I want to say about an 8...Standing O for what..Randy said there were some moments where I was like YO you can sing..Kara you are like a roller coaster and you are reserved and there were moments where do you fit in this industry..are you an artist or a character..Paula said you are the most talked about but it was pitchy and I don't know who you are....Simon said you are a drama queen..Never met anyone except Paula who wants fame....You are desperate to be famous.. A fight ensued...Simon said it was not bad and they all did her lame laugh....
Last to sing is Danny Gokey..Hero by Mariah...I ain't mad at him but ..... Very soulful voice....Piano is way too loud.... Has a lot of control over his voice and he is really doing a nice job with the song... Best make singer of the night..... 9...Raspy male version..Did it well..Best performance of the night..Randy said redeemer..Kara said it was great..Paula said sold out arena.. Simon said it was good..but not fantastic, not buying the hype right now...
Three that should go thru...Danny for the guys, and Erin or Alexis for the girls..Wild cards are Anoop and ricky Braddy or bobby or what ever..
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