Tuesday, April 06, 2010

AI The Final Nine

Ellen dressed like a Cowboy tonight and talking and Kara is yapping.

Aaron up first...Ok the intro is creepy..Doing Long and Winding Road...Ruff at the start..Sounds like his voice is really rough tonight..Doing an OK job with the song..Slow but then changes it up a bit...not bad not super great...Kind of lulls you to sleep...7....Randy said you have a good voice but sleepy..said he should have changed it up..Ellen said it was a long and winding song...The place boo'd..Kara said its the same performance and I want to see you move..Simon asked him why he picked that song..then said it was boring and old fashioned..Someone shouted and caused a ruckus... If Fox was smart they would have put the hoodlum on TV and questioned him..

Katie...Sitting Ryan the luckiest man in show biz...Let It Be...This is such a safe song to sing unless you change it to the point where its a gospel....She is just singing it..its good not beyond incredible...Her voice is just not strong...8...better than Yoda...Randy said it was her best ever...Dude that was hot...Hmmm..Ellen jumps on the band wagon and said the same thing over and over...Kara said you are confident..Simon said you got it right tonight and the credit goes to him...

Andy Garcia..well this should suck...Singing who gives a shit who gives a fuck...In another get to you know you piece, Andy is great what a friend and funny blah blah blah...Cant buy me love...Get the wine cause Andy bought the cheese..and lots of it...This song is not going to buy him votes....6...Worst so far...Randy said you sounded good little corny..Ellen said you can buy love...Kara said I want to love it but I don't and I want to see more and I love the song and I liked the break down...Simon said its like the backup singer at a wedding..Corny..all wrong..Sorry
I see him being a big hit at a fiesta.

Big Mike...Ellenor Rigby...OH NO...Gonna sing it like Seal...He is behind in the music and it sounds more like he is talking in some of the parts...The chorus is better towards the end which may save it...7...Not my fave...Randy said not all of it worked but the parts that did worked great..Ellen thought it was incredible...Kara thought it was fire and amazin and the drama and you sold it and she is nutz...Simon said I did not love it as much of the others and it sounded like a musical..Took you backwards..too over the top...Randy compared it to glee which proved Simon right...

Crystal is made up again.....Like when a burnout goes to prom...Come Together..Good song but may not translate...She is heads and tails above the rest...She rocked it..Her voice and swagger on stage is great....9.5..Best of the night...Randy said it was solid but not your best..hmmmm freak..you in the zone..Ellen thought it was cool and I only worry about telling you how great you are..blah blah blah...Kara said it was one of my fave..playful sexy and fun..Simon said that is a song that i can hear on the radio.....

OMG a cut shot to our fave idol Tim Urban with his classic cheese dick smile rubbing his chin..No less thinking who is going to sing better than me tonight and then get voted out...

Tim Urban....All My Lovin...Strumming on the electric blues guitar...Sounded good until it got to the first chorus...Better than Andy Garcia...It was not too terrible...Sounded like something out of back to the future..7....Randy said you are in your own category..Much better than last week..Ellen liked it..Kara said a whole bunch of stuff but never said if she liked it...Simon said I will not judge you on a Tim performance, I really liked it and the way you handle the bad stuff we give you and I commend you..

Casey...Jealous Guy..Good song choice..first good song choice of the night....Just him on the guitar and a violin...So far this is one of his best performances.....Could play this on a coffee house station...changed it up enough but kept true..9.5...Really good job...Randy said loved it...Ellen said your best performance to date, soulful...she was moved and blah blah..Kara said something? Simon said it was the best of the night...

Siobahn....Across the Universe..Good Song...She is sitting singing like a ferry to the wood nymphs....Its like your waiting for something to pop and it does not.safe good..8..nothing new...Then it popped at the end..they cut to a shot of her friends and one of them looks like carrot top with really horrible acne...EEEKKKK..Randy loved the outfit..Song was sleepy..Ellen said a beat a drum and your special..and I guess she said she liked it..Kara said from singing it was controlled and good but it was polite..Simon asked her what made a connection and then she cried and then Simon said it was better than last week and then the guy in crowd shouted again... and they must have read my blog cause they asked him to stand up..He has to be a part of some show somewhere..We will read about it tomorrow....Then he came on stage..wouldn't it be great if her was a terrorist trying to take down our American Idol.....

Lee...Hey Jude..good choice for him..The intro was about his bromance...Just him and his six string...Good, not as good as last week....but solid but then it came to the last part and the bagpiper came on and the piper sounded muffled so I think you lost that affect and then it just seems weird..Tried to make it like a pub sing along..8.5..Randy said it was hot..Ellen said your smiling when the guy from the parade got lost..loved it..Kara said good and bad moments but I'm still a fan....Simon said I do not know what is going on but I would not have done that with the bag pipe player...It was funny cause it was so odd.