Tuesday, April 13, 2010

AI still at 9

Doing Elvis tonight..Hmmmm, this may not translate with these little teenie boppers. Mentor tonight Glambert..Wait, he was an AI loser with no big hits? Ryan talking with Glambert and made a comment about how talented Glambert is with his tongue

Crystal....Real blues feel...Solid job like every other week...Hit it well again..leave her as the benchmark..9....Randy said dude you have energy a record bonnie and love....Ellen said you are great..Kara said you did some really good things...Simon said you did not pick an obvious song and did not fall into the karaoke trap that others will tonight..Terrific....

Up next the cheese dick special of the night...Andy Garcia...Wow Glambert told him it was boring..singing Hound Dog...and it is..He is walking around and pointing to people and stunts to make it better but it sucks...BORING...6....Randy said it was karaoke..Ellen said you changed it..HUH..yes made it slower and sucky..Kara said it was bad..Simon said it was lazy and the part of the musical that no one wants to see.

Looks as if they are trying to group the cheese dick performances by having our fave CD up next Tim Urban...I have to say Glambert is doing a good job mentoring them...Cant help falling in love with you....Good strumming..first part bad...second part not as bad..sounds flat in some parts..higher is a little better...ending was good..not so bad..you will remember this one..8....Randy said I liked it..Ellen said I really enjoyed it..Kara said my favorite Tim performance...agreed..well done..Simon said you have gone from zero to hero...well done...I have to say he did a really good job this week..

Lee D....Little less conversation ..great choice for him..solid again..not much to say about it..9....Randy said you are in the zone, amazin..Ellen said that was current and engagement and better..Kara said you went for it..vocal was fire...Simon said on the money...

Aaron..Blue Suede Shoes...Hmmm it may be a boring choice...He even said it was a good song for him....Coming down the stairs and mugging for the cam...Cheese alert...8...not bad but not all the great....better than Garcia...Randy said did not like the start but second was good...Ellen said it was a big song did a good job not all the way there..Kara said you seemed younger and current...Simon said it made you older... it was a HS performance and not original..not crazy for it....

Sobahn....I hate her with her hair up...Like it down..Glambert said its sleepy...I don't get the hair....Oh God back the crowd and mugging for the camera....Its too made up..Its like she walks pauses sticks her neck out and then sings....pitchy off good in some spots maybe 7.5..Randy said kinda good and you can sing..Ellen said she liked the second half..Kara said its confusing and I am not crazy about it..Simon said first part was bad and the second part you did not hit all the points of the song and it sounds crazy...Uh OH she is now talking back to Simon and said she does not know who she is and why label myself....Someone should label that hair as a shitdoooo...

Big Mike...In the Ghetto....Good song choice....Acoustic...so far this is my fave Mike song...9..nice job with the song...simple powerful...Randy said it was sleepy but it was hot...Ellen said I am glad we saved you..Kara said good song..Simon said my fave mike performance..

Katey Stevens...Odd outfit ... It sounds OK but I just don't understand where she goes if she wins...No one is gonna see her in concert or get her CD..Boring...8...Randy said entertaining..Ellen said it was a horny song..Kara said you showed us...Simon said loud and annoying everyone liked it so it does not matter.......

Casey to close out the show...blues song which will fit him and it sounds good...9..Casey, Lee, and Crystal should be your final three....The two guys are more marketable, Crystal too flower child like....Randy said very blues nothing different but solid...Ellen said you're always good..Kara said it fell short...Simon said it was forgettable but your vocal was good.