R U That Girl

The TBoz and Chile show to replace Left Eye. They are holding auditions in NYC for tonight's episode. Chile and TBoz are heading out on the road to find that girl. Chile is so hot and the concept of show is American Idol meets hot little Chippies. The RU the Girl into is lame with their dancing. They seem a little too rehearsed. First girl up is Meah. Bartender Slash hot Mama. They say they are going to suprise her but she seems awful made up and what a terrible job acting surprised. Too many cameras in the bar before she saw them. They go to get something to eat and a gay guy comes out with a book he made for them and it just seems so rehearsed.

Brandy is up next and she is 19. Little too young for the girls who be getting on in their years. She is saying she is broke and has no choice but to be a rapper singer. Now she is telling her about the struggle. Little too blase.

Next up is Lauren the first white girl. Cannot see that happening. But she likes to tan so maybe it will work out inthe end if she can get real tan. Her dad was in Boston or something like that. What she sang was pretty piss poor, but they are gonna call her on the phone. The call is so fake and set up. How are they going to get her the cd and why is she all made up for the camera.

TBoz and Chile really have no one following them around. But man can they shop. No wonder they are broke.

Next up Alju. 21 years old and she is a little smoking hottie. She has a low crop and some nice tight curls. She could be the one based on her pesonality and looks. She is in a band already.

Next up they go to Ruby Fooz in NYC. Another gay waiter and he is in love with them too. The girls just called him out when he said he was from Jamaica. They asked him one question and he lied. Now all the girls are in one room. Of the four so far it has to Alju or Meah.

Here we go. Miss Meah. Singing at last by Etta James. It seems like it was done in a studio and not live in front of them.

Miss Lauren. Complicated by Avril. Once again it seems like it was produced outside the room they are in. At best it was poor. So far Meah was good.

Alju, Tweet. She screwed up. So far she has the best voice. but she messed up.

Brandi did a scream version with no music of a Beyonce song. All over the place. They should pick Alju and Meah.

The girls will discuss and make a call. Here we go. They are going to take three. They are taking Meah, Lauren, and drum roll please........Alju. Brandi is not going. They are going to build her up and tell her how great she is..blah blah blah