Tommy Lee Goes to College

Univ of Nebraska is letting Tommy Lee in. So he starts by saying goodbye to his mother. She sounds like Dr Ruth. Tommy drives up in his vintage Ferrari. Meets a couple chicks and asks where the Dean is. The old woman that greets him is turned on by him and calls him quite striking. Sitting with the Chancelor now and Tommy is being read the rules. Guy tells him not to trash the campus. The guy is really set up. Everyone loves him and he is a major celebrity magnfied.

After the break Tommy is looking for a roommate. Couple chicks say take me and now he is going door to door. You know he is looking for the biggest geek. Look its Chris Noll. Aka Van Wilder..Nope he is kinda geeky. So now he is going to have to redocrate. And he took all of the guys stuff out of the room.

Tommy is now addressing the class. He is in english class now. Tommy only actually autographs everything. Everything is bananas. His teacher is his mentor. His mentor is getting him a tutor to help him out. Of course they send in a hot chic. Looks like she may get tutored in her panties in a few episodes. Tommy is only seeing a few numbers and letter during this lesson and that is 34 DD. So now he is walking the campus and thinking about his life.

Next Episode:
His mentor is showing him the ropes around his classroom and Tommy hits a button that his teacher tells him not to. Adding value to his english class and now on to chemistry and he is sitting next to a hot chic. Tommy is now getting ready for drumming class (Band). Oh my God its Pat as the band director. She wants to know who Tommy is as if she does not know. She is telling Tommy what she or he expects. Tommy is struggling to make the band right now but they are going to give him a chance.

Tommy is back and going to class. Botany class has got him out of focus. Now his tutor is dressing in underwear tops. With Rocky playing in the backround Tommy is studying hard. Shots of him in bed reading and in the libraray are getting us ready for his first F. Back to band practice. He is hanging withe boys.

Back from commercial he is doing laundry with his roomie. He is asking what Pam is like and talking about his video. Tommy late for class again. Tommy is having problems in class and sent a help message. His tutor is coming to help in his room but it is not the hottie but a fugglie. She just bitched him out. When all else fails have a party and the chics are hot. Should have shown more of the party.