Third Female Moves In-This one is a Dog..Cats Not Happy

Tonight, I brought home another chic. This one is here to stay not like the last ones... That is a story for another day for another Psychiatrist. This one is Suzie. It has been a long time since I had a dog. I have two cats that were both taken from the streets. That will explain the attitude that I got when I got home. Here is Suzie's story and about her first night in her new home. A few weeks ago I mentioned to a person that I work with, SA, that I should take in a dog since I had not had one in years. Now I am surprised he even made the whole thing happen after I desecrated the xmas card he sent out to friends with a picure of his Rott licking his chops. Needless to say what the card became was less then mature.

He then got in touch with a friend DR who volunteers at the Clifton Animal Shelter. She told SA that the most perfect little creature she called Suzie came into the shelter. I filled out the paper work but ran into problems with the current cats and their shots being up to date. Although it would be hard to convince most now I actually have a very complex file set up for the cats with all their paper work, I had to take my current strays to the shelter for shots. Since the last time they were given shots was January of 2004. Over the summer last year I put all my important documents in files and in bins. But enough about that. I am a guy and we sometimes lapse.

So lets get back on track. What they told me about Suzie is that she was living with an older woman that passeed and they are not too sure how she was treated. She falls into a submisive position as soon as you go near her which kind of breaks your heart a bit. I went to see her a few times over the last two weeks and was finally allowed to take her home tonight. It seemed as if the whole shelter came out to see her off. DR was there and prepped her for the ride home. Once all the papres were signed we took the little princess out for her ride to her new home. Newark, NJ... What a lucky dog. She will have other places in the country to go to but for now she is an Urban Pooch.

She was very quiet on the ride home. JSP called to see how things were going. RP and her will be a big resource as I attempt to make the little one hapy in her new home. We rapped and then it was time to get Suzie out of the car. As I looked into crate I thought to myself that DR must have put her special little toy in the crate with her. What I found was that her first act with me would be a complete three orafice evacuation. It did answer one question I forgot to ask. Did you already feed her tonight. Thankgod for the crate. I carried it into the house and let her out. She fell to the ground, got up, sniffed, but whenever I spoke or went near her she fell to the ground with her paws up near her chin with her little tongue jetting out like she is licking snowflakes in the air. I dry heaved as I cleaned out the crate.. She took a position laying under my feet as I opened up the laptop to type out today's events. I sat with and pet her but she kept one eye open and always watching. I then spread a blanket out on the couch to coax her up. Would not come up right away but I did her get up. Once up she jumped down and fell into her pose on the floor. However at about 800pm she hopped up when I called her and layed down next to me. I wrapped her up in the blanket and she laid quietly next to me. She had stopped shaking too. We made some head way.. I took her for a walk, and she would not go to the bathroom. And now at 930 she is laying on the couch. I catch her falling a sleep but when I look she opens her eyes.

Side notes: Both Cats are extremely angry at the new arrival. Although the cats have taken to holding secret meetings behind the litter box, I managed to capture two pictures of the cats that I posted here. They have taken up a new hobby of gun collecting. The little one claims that she just likes looking through the scope when we take Suzie for a walk. Its a little creepy watching the red laser point bounce from my forehead to Suzie but I guess its in good fun. I just wish the cat would stop with the chew tobacco. She is making a mess on the window.

The 63rd Golden Globes Award

Here we go the show begins... The pussy cat dolls parody song begins the final assault into the stadium of wealth and stupidness. Queen L comes out to open the show. Shout out to MLK Jr. Adrianne Brody and Natalie Portman... First award. Best supporting actor... George Clooney Syrianna, Matt Dillon in Crash, Will Farrel in poducers, Paul Giamatti Cindarella man..Bob Hodgkins..Golden Globe to George for Syrianna. He thank Jack Abramoff for no reason and said who would name their kid Jack with the last name off

Best supporting actress Scarlett Johansen, shirly Mcclain, Franics Mcdormand, Rachel VIce, Michelle Wiliams...and the winner is Rachel Vice for something for something. Her accent (british which explains her teeth) is evident. Her hair is horrible..too overstyled.. Scarlet should have won.

Back from break...Jessica Alba and the guy from
Paul Newman, Jerry Piven, Randy Quaid,Donaald Sutherland for best TV actor..Paul Newman not around

Terry Hatcher and Brandon Ralph for Best supporting actress tv..Candice Bergman, cameron manheim elvis, Sandra Oh, Elisabeth Perkins, Joanne Woodward... Winner is Sandra Oh Greys Anatomy.. She was good and was great in Arlis..Her dress is ready to fall off.. She is very happy..back to a break 8 23

Back from break with Drew Barrymore... No bra and her boobs are out there in a green dress. Next to some chic called Elly. Oh God we need to say hey to the Foreign press. They are so great. Nicollette Sherriden and some other dude from law and order..Best Actess TV series Drama.. Patricia Arquette, Glen close, Gina Davis, Kyra Sedgewick, Polly Walker.... Winner is Gina Davis Commander in Chief...So lame. It is such a bad show with really bad acting.She won cause she is a woman playing the prez just like you win the Oscar for playing the role of a handicap. Her thanks was funny when she announced that the story of the girl tugging at her dress was fake. Ian Mcshain from deadwood and Lilly chick from Lost//BEst Actor TV drama..Patrick Dempsey, Mathew Fox, Guy from house, guy from Prison break, and Keifer Sutherland... Hugh from House won and fittingly. He is a talent. Did a funny thing where he put there names on a piece of paper and pulled them out..Pretty funny..THe dude has an english accent.. Go figure. His wife smiled and she has British teeth..WOW.

Break at 839 back at 844..Dakota Johnson is tonight's Miss Golden Globe.. Matt Dillon and the Queen are out to present Best Mini or movie for TV... Empire falls, Into the west, Lakawanna Blues, Sleeper Cell, Viva Blackpool, Warm Springs..Winner is......Empire Falls. Have not seen one of those movies or shows. Pam Anderson and the guy from stacked... Best actor tv series comedy.. Zack Braff, larry david, jason lee, charlie sheen, and the 40 year old vigin.. Goes to Steve Carrel for the office. Funny thanks though. The Golden Globes always has funny acceptance speeches.

Back at 855..Tim Robbins shows scenes from Constant Gardner...Next Jamie Fox Best Actress Movie muscial or comedy..Judy Dench, Kierra Knightly, Laura Linly, Sarah Jessica Parker, Reese Witherspoon....Winner is Reese for walk the line..I have not seen the movie but people say she did great. She first announced spousal abuse...and then with a tender voice thanked all the people that do not spend much time in her life... He is saluting her like a freak, something is wrong. Next up Chris Rock... MLK day shout out...Best Actress in TV comedy...all the chicks from Desperate housewives, and Mary Louisse Parker. The woman all lined up strutting and the winner is....Mary Louise Parker for Weeds... She is a good actor and should have won for west wing

Back at 910 with Emma Thompson..She is going to show a movie clip...Kate Bechinsale and some Eric dude...Best actor in mini series or tv movies...Ken Branagh, Ed Harris, Bill Nighy, Jon Rhys Meyers, Donald Sutherland....Winner is John Rhys Meyers for Elvis... An Irish dude playing Elvis...I have seen it all...Same two up for best actress in the same...Halle Berry, Kelly McDonald, S Epatha Merkeson, Cynthia Nixon, and Mira Sorvino..S Epatha won for Lakawanna Blues.... She is 53 and it is her first lead in a film.. Said she feels like 16 if not for the hot flashes... Very gracious speach thanking NBC for employment and the current movie. Out at 921

Back at 925..Indian a Jones and some chic I know but do not know..Best screenplay Movie..Matchpoint, Good night and Good luck, Crash, Munich, Brokeback Mt ...Winner is Broke Back Mt won....Hear it is good but no one wants to see it cause they think it is gay.....

Back from break 935 best tv series music or comedu..Curb your, Desperate House, Entourage, Everybody hates chris, my name is earl and weeds.. Winner is Desperate Housewives..All the other shows should have won over.. The show is not that great..Marcia Cross is a freak.. She has over acted since the red carpet....

Not wo Penelope Cruz..god her accents sux. Matt Mconohaugh and Sarah Jessica...Best Foreign Lang Film..FRance, China, Palestine, China, South Africa.... Paradise now Palestine..How do you thank for a country..I want to thank Allah, and the wrath of the great one... I denounce ET and all the other Jew films and Jews here tonight... What is up with that.. Most of the audience is Jewish and Palestine won..

Back at 946 Rosario Dawson..Best score.. Ah who cares..Rosario looks so good...
Mariah C for the next award...Best original song.. Love will grow old, xmas in love, the producers, transamerica and chronicals...Broker back mt

Back after some crap....1012 Best Director, good night and good luck, king kong, broke back mt, match point, munich...Winner is Broke Back Mt...Ang Lee..It is so funny because the guys that did a great job in that movie have to show how not gay they are. He thanked all the dude he was up against and said how great films are this year in the usa..Not true...Most suck. Most people are afraid to see broke back MT..I am so not that way that I will ask my cousin Randy to go see it and we will sit next to each other and hold each other during the film..

John Travolta out for the next award...Best Actor in music or comedy..Pierce Bronson, Jeff Daniels, Johnny Depp, Nathan Lane, Kilian Murphy, and Jouquim Phoneix...and Joaquin Phoneix won.... for Walk The Line....Ouch he never thanks Reese...

Back at 1024 Some country guy up there...Show the walk the line..Rne strusts out like a lady to present...Best motion pic music or comedy...Mrs Henerson, Pride and Predjudice, the producers, the squid and eel and walk the line....winner is Walk the line... No one from the cast hopping up...Freaky..They also cut to Reese and her hubby and he is looking at someone else everytime.. Their marriage is over shortly, around the end of March I give it.... When they know the camera is on them they are all over each other..

Back at 1035 Cast of Will and Grace people...Best tv series drama..Commander in Chief, Grey's Anatomy, Lost, Prison Break, and Rome....Winner is Lost....Thank God not commander in chief...Now to Dennis Quaid to show Broke back Mt..THen to Leonardo for best actress in a drama movie felicity, charlizze, Szi jang, and Gwynith...Felicity Huffman for her transamerica film.. She cried through her whole rap.

Back at 1048 with Hillary Swank Best Actor in Drama..Russell Crow, Phillip Seymore, Terrence Howard, Heath Ledger, David Something.....Phillip Seymore Hoffman for Capote..Dude is a good actor...best movie is happiness...They cut to Jamie foxx in the audience who looks like he could care less but last year he was crying to everyone and now looks kind of lame.... Last break

We are back at 1055 with Denzel for best pic drama..Broke back, Constant Gardner, Good night, a history of violence, match point...Winner is....Broke back Mt...And that is the end of the 63rd annual golden globes award.

The Golden Globes Red Carpet

Tonight we have the Golden Globes. Many call it the dry run for the Oscars. I call it another opportunity to see hot chics wearing cool outfits acting like they are the shit although everything they say is vapid. It is mindless TV at its best. The only thing worse than me watching and blogging are the poor fools that hang in line for days to see the celebs walk in live. My favorite part is the red carpet coverage. The problem is trying to find the best coverage. Tonight I will be flipping between E and WNBC. E is usually the most real. I love how sometimes they leave one guest mid interview to go to an A celeb. Make you really feel like a B grade celeb.. E has a gay guy Issac, never heard of him but he seems funny and NCB has the blonde chick I forget her name from the insider or something and the very lovely Sean Robinson..She is hot. She is with Gwinnith Paltrow who is pregnant. They cut to Gina Davis who is nominated and she should be happy since the show sucks. Somehow people think the show is good. Back to E they are asking better questions than NBC. NBC how is the family?? E..what did you eat this morning. NBC has more commerical. I may have to stay with E. E also has Ryan and some other chic. Issac with Felicity and William H Macy. She is nominated twice and he told her she should dress like a man for movie. He is asking questions about her limo..They came in a towncar.. No one wants to spend gas anymore. I see Chris Rock coming in and Jessica Alba. Back to NBC Chris Rock is on and they sometimes have a way of making someone that funny not funny.. Sean is with George Clooney. Nothing out of the ordinary. Sean has body make up on and it makes her look pale as it rides up her face. Back on E Issac with Jessica... Jessica says that no one will see her Nana I guess refering to her vagina but maybe she should let everyone see it since she cannot act for a dime. Marcia Cross just jumped into her shot and told a very uncomfortable story about her husband seeing Jessica on the beach and how she was wet and he blocked his view.. I thought Marcia was a Lesbo??? Issac is good he has a way of taking a shot at them and then following up with how nice their make up is... Issac with Gwynith... She made the ultimate faux pas...she did not know how to pronounce the dress make name... Issac helped her out. Apple is at home with Dad..The bun in the oven must be Peaches. Issac with Sarah Jessica and her husband.. Matt. Who is gayer, Issac or Matt B. Issac made a joke about Matt going to see broke back MT....It is sooo funny cause Issac is making Ryan Secrist look straight. I have to say I like Issac. I am going back and forth but NBC is mostly commercials with waterdowned interviews.

Thirty mins to the show and the A celebs start coming in now. Issac with Queen LaTiffa. Funny interview. She tells us that she would love to date George Clooney and nothing to shake up Hwood with an interracial grouping. She is wearing a thong to hide lines. We are with Reese wearing vintage Channel. Polished everything they ask her is lovely and about her kids. She is talking up the marriage even though it is rumored to be on the rocks. She is happy to be here and meeting everyone and they are lovely and the world is good and lovely and the war in Iraq is lovely.. They bailed in the middle for Gina Davis with Issac.. Good call cause Reese was about to talk about the lovely shit she takes. Gina is an idiot so they bailed for Scarlett Johansen. Her hair is down for the first time and she looks really good. Issac just felt her up after the underwear question. Then he announced he felt her boob. Julianna is with the chic from lost Evangallile lilly. She is wearing green which is her color. She is doing the nice interview again. Issac with Charlizze . She looks really good. He is going through her purse. She is heading to the Warner Bros Party. Issac is right since her hair is not pulled up and just left natural it looks really good. Mariah arrived and her hair is up, looks bad.

I always hate when women put their hair up. It really takes away from whatever beauty they were given. Enought said.

Ten minutes to curtain. Issace with Hillary. She does lok good and freshly on the market. He asked her what she was working on and she is talking about her new movie but she should have said on her divorce..Issac threw a quote in about her being single but it did not go well. Issac with Mariah. Of course there are many split screens and there is Rosario Dawson who looks fantastic. Posing for pics. Back to last commercial and we are into the show in 5 minutes.

Back with the rap up but cable has done there test of the emergency broadcast system which cut out their voices. Funny how on 9-11 never heard from those dude about where to go and what to do..We all just watched tv. Ironic.

The People's Choice Award

Tonight is the 32nd PCA. This years host is Craig Furguson from the late show. They are going to open up the show with Jessica Simpson in a saloon with lines running up down to make it seems an old film. She is here to let everyone know that she is divorced. Unlike her sister I think she is singing the song. Oh boy the back ground dancers are dressed like Garth and they are starting to do a line dance behind her. The audience looks bored. Out comes Craig...The standup started off slow and got a little slow. He is a funny guy but he seems nervous and he just kind of says hi to everyone and waves to everyone. Too many pauses... Not too good... First award of the night is favorite leading lady. Nominees are...Cameron Diaz (in her shoes) Reese Witherspoon (will be the winner for walk the line)..Rene Zellwigger...Winner Reese since she is there. Frumpy dress, her hair is back like a prom trying to look yung but she is older now. Did not say much did not even single out her hubby..Marriage over.. Cut to Lara in the crowd outside doing a product plug for nice and easy giving a gay hair award and now into a commercial about hair nice and easy and I do not know if we are in the show but Faith won it andI do not know how since no one voted but I guess it was a commercial.....

Now Jenna Elfman to give Favorite Male TV star...Ray Romano, Charlie Sheen , Keefer Sutherland, Winer is Ray Romano Ray was there so I guess he wins and he tried to get his sons up that did not want to go up so he went into the crowd and grabbed the kid from 2.5 men who stood up there and Ray was really funny...Best acceptance. Fav Daytime talk show presented by Everyone loves earl whch is bad... Ellen, Regis and Kelly, Oprah..Ellen is there so does she win....Ellen..did not see that coming...She has vid camera to show people what it is like to win the award.. Did not say much other than you you you and thanks.... So far no one has thanked God..First commercial and now wer are back

Craig is passing out crackers or rather throwing them at them. Next presenters are the gu from NUmbers and Nicolette Sheriden. FAv reality show..Survivor, AI, Fear Factor...and the winner is ...Has to be AI...AI.. I can call it. Randy Jackon up there to accept Dawg... What will he say...Not much... Some dude to present next category...Fav Male Action Star....Matt McConohay for that really bad filklm he did..Brad Pitt for him and Anjolie, and the Rock...Prob going to Matt..Sure enough he is there and he heads up..Crowd is going nuts. Have no idea what he is saying.. Tells everyone to let the revolution live and keep on living.

Back from commercial...Eva Mendes topresent... Fav Male Movie Star Nck Cage, Johnny Depp, and Sam Jackson,,,Winner is what a category I guess Depp??? Depp wins but of course he is never there. He gave his thanks from a far away place....Now up Josh Lucas to present.... FAv Female Singer.....Kelly Clarkson, Faith Hill, and Gwen Steffanni..going to Kelly since I saw her..and the winner is....Kelly won and she is hugging some suits...People hate that she wins since she is an outsider.. But I say she has more talent then most. Almost one hour in and no one thanked God and now back to Lara and she is hocking a product placement award...when we return we see who wins but a crest commercial came on and now the winner is Cameron Diaz and that really sucks and they should be ashamed. Back to Craig who is introducing Harrison Ford who came out in an old Gray beard and he is presenting for Fav movie...Batman, Hitch, Starwars what a crap selection...Prob going to Hitch... Winner is..Star Wars...Lucas says the crowd rules and that is the only people I make movies for.. Bacl Lara and here we go with the PP..Oil of Olay Angelina, Reese, and Jenn Anniston and now to an Oil of Olay commercial and the winner is...Reese since she is there..no it goes to Jenn A. Back to Craig....next presenter Doris Roberts the mother. Category Fav groups... Black Eyed Peas, Destiny;s Child, Green Day..GD is going to win...Winner is.....Green Day wow either I am so hip or I can just see the crowd and pick it. Next presenter is from Lost..Some english dude did not hear his name Fav Female TV star....Jenn Garner, Terry Hatcher, Jenn Love Hewitt???that show sucks..this category sucks I really do not care who wins...Winner is Jenn Garner who cannot be there But she accepted remotely and dressed like a witch...

Back from commercial..Jessica Simpson to present the next award Fav Movie Comedy...Hitch, Longest Yard, and Wedding Crasher... Gonna be WC since they are thereWedding wis and there is Owen....Next award is Fav new TV drama..Commander in chief, Criminal minds, Prison break...Cin C will win but it is not that great. Well PB won and how bad it that cause it sucks. Cut to a really bad PP again for Prilosec it is so shitty..Back to Craig How I met your mother cast to present the next award... Fav TV Comedy..LOves Raymond, Simpson, and 70s show what a strange mix..Raymond won again and the whole crew is getting up...Freaky thing about Ray's real kids is that the one has such a freaky tick where he blinks his eyes and his head rolls and then his eyes roll and then his head shakes his hair......Freaky

Back from commercial...George Lopez to make next award....Fav Female George L is funny mde a joke about Nick and then asked if she was laughing then said that is make up for Dukes of H...FAv Female Movie Star... He keeps cutting on people but it is soo funny... Sandra Bulloch who will win since she is in the front row, Angelina she is too big for this, and Nicole Kidman...Winner is Sandra how did I know..She is acting all humble..Out next is Kelsey Grammer Fav New Comedy.....Hates Chris, How I met ur mom is going to win since they are there but it sucks, and Name is earl..Winner should be hates Chris but one of these two will win...Winner is Earl..Did not see that coming

Back from break...Tyra Banks out tp present. She is hot...Fav song from a movie...1 thing amerie, boots made for walking and Nelly..Boots is gonna win but it should be amerie..Winner is..... Jessica won..wow go figure sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fake and the last category is for best show on TV CSI, desperate housewives, or law and order and they all suck so I have turned away....I really do not care