Tonight is the 32nd PCA. This years host is Craig Furguson from the late show. They are going to open up the show with Jessica Simpson in a saloon with lines running up down to make it seems an old film. She is here to let everyone know that she is divorced. Unlike her sister I think she is singing the song. Oh boy the back ground dancers are dressed like Garth and they are starting to do a line dance behind her. The audience looks bored. Out comes Craig...The standup started off slow and got a little slow. He is a funny guy but he seems nervous and he just kind of says hi to everyone and waves to everyone. Too many pauses... Not too good... First award of the night is favorite leading lady. Nominees are...Cameron Diaz (in her shoes) Reese Witherspoon (will be the winner for walk the line)..Rene Zellwigger...Winner Reese since she is there. Frumpy dress, her hair is back like a prom trying to look yung but she is older now. Did not say much did not even single out her hubby..Marriage over.. Cut to Lara in the crowd outside doing a product plug for nice and easy giving a gay hair award and now into a commercial about hair nice and easy and I do not know if we are in the show but Faith won it andI do not know how since no one voted but I guess it was a commercial.....
Now Jenna Elfman to give Favorite Male TV star...Ray Romano, Charlie Sheen , Keefer Sutherland, Winer is Ray Romano Ray was there so I guess he wins and he tried to get his sons up that did not want to go up so he went into the crowd and grabbed the kid from 2.5 men who stood up there and Ray was really funny...Best acceptance. Fav Daytime talk show presented by Everyone loves earl whch is bad... Ellen, Regis and Kelly, Oprah..Ellen is there so does she win....Ellen..did not see that coming...She has vid camera to show people what it is like to win the award.. Did not say much other than you you you and thanks.... So far no one has thanked God..First commercial and now wer are back
Craig is passing out crackers or rather throwing them at them. Next presenters are the gu from NUmbers and Nicolette Sheriden. FAv reality show..Survivor, AI, Fear Factor...and the winner is ...Has to be AI...AI.. I can call it. Randy Jackon up there to accept Dawg... What will he say...Not much... Some dude to present next category...Fav Male Action Star....Matt McConohay for that really bad filklm he did..Brad Pitt for him and Anjolie, and the Rock...Prob going to Matt..Sure enough he is there and he heads up..Crowd is going nuts. Have no idea what he is saying.. Tells everyone to let the revolution live and keep on living.
Back from commercial...Eva Mendes topresent... Fav Male Movie Star Nck Cage, Johnny Depp, and Sam Jackson,,,Winner is what a category I guess Depp??? Depp wins but of course he is never there. He gave his thanks from a far away place....Now up Josh Lucas to present.... FAv Female Singer.....Kelly Clarkson, Faith Hill, and Gwen Steffanni..going to Kelly since I saw her..and the winner is....Kelly won and she is hugging some suits...People hate that she wins since she is an outsider.. But I say she has more talent then most. Almost one hour in and no one thanked God and now back to Lara and she is hocking a product placement award...when we return we see who wins but a crest commercial came on and now the winner is Cameron Diaz and that really sucks and they should be ashamed. Back to Craig who is introducing Harrison Ford who came out in an old Gray beard and he is presenting for Fav movie...Batman, Hitch, Starwars what a crap selection...Prob going to Hitch... Winner is..Star Wars...Lucas says the crowd rules and that is the only people I make movies for.. Bacl Lara and here we go with the PP..Oil of Olay Angelina, Reese, and Jenn Anniston and now to an Oil of Olay commercial and the winner is...Reese since she is there..no it goes to Jenn A. Back to Craig....next presenter Doris Roberts the mother. Category Fav groups... Black Eyed Peas, Destiny;s Child, Green Day..GD is going to win...Winner is.....Green Day wow either I am so hip or I can just see the crowd and pick it. Next presenter is from Lost..Some english dude did not hear his name Fav Female TV star....Jenn Garner, Terry Hatcher, Jenn Love Hewitt???that show sucks..this category sucks I really do not care who wins...Winner is Jenn Garner who cannot be there But she accepted remotely and dressed like a witch...
Back from commercial..Jessica Simpson to present the next award Fav Movie Comedy...Hitch, Longest Yard, and Wedding Crasher... Gonna be WC since they are thereWedding wis and there is Owen....Next award is Fav new TV drama..Commander in chief, Criminal minds, Prison break...Cin C will win but it is not that great. Well PB won and how bad it that cause it sucks. Cut to a really bad PP again for Prilosec it is so shitty..Back to Craig How I met your mother cast to present the next award... Fav TV Comedy..LOves Raymond, Simpson, and 70s show what a strange mix..Raymond won again and the whole crew is getting up...Freaky thing about Ray's real kids is that the one has such a freaky tick where he blinks his eyes and his head rolls and then his eyes roll and then his head shakes his hair......Freaky
Back from commercial...George Lopez to make next award....Fav Female George L is funny mde a joke about Nick and then asked if she was laughing then said that is make up for Dukes of H...FAv Female Movie Star... He keeps cutting on people but it is soo funny... Sandra Bulloch who will win since she is in the front row, Angelina she is too big for this, and Nicole Kidman...Winner is Sandra how did I know..She is acting all humble..Out next is Kelsey Grammer Fav New Comedy.....Hates Chris, How I met ur mom is going to win since they are there but it sucks, and Name is earl..Winner should be hates Chris but one of these two will win...Winner is Earl..Did not see that coming
Back from break...Tyra Banks out tp present. She is hot...Fav song from a movie...1 thing amerie, boots made for walking and Nelly..Boots is gonna win but it should be amerie..Winner is..... Jessica won..wow go figure sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fake and the last category is for best show on TV CSI, desperate housewives, or law and order and they all suck so I have turned away....I really do not care
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