Monday, January 16, 2006

The 63rd Golden Globes Award

Here we go the show begins... The pussy cat dolls parody song begins the final assault into the stadium of wealth and stupidness. Queen L comes out to open the show. Shout out to MLK Jr. Adrianne Brody and Natalie Portman... First award. Best supporting actor... George Clooney Syrianna, Matt Dillon in Crash, Will Farrel in poducers, Paul Giamatti Cindarella man..Bob Hodgkins..Golden Globe to George for Syrianna. He thank Jack Abramoff for no reason and said who would name their kid Jack with the last name off

Best supporting actress Scarlett Johansen, shirly Mcclain, Franics Mcdormand, Rachel VIce, Michelle Wiliams...and the winner is Rachel Vice for something for something. Her accent (british which explains her teeth) is evident. Her hair is horrible..too overstyled.. Scarlet should have won.

Back from break...Jessica Alba and the guy from
Paul Newman, Jerry Piven, Randy Quaid,Donaald Sutherland for best TV actor..Paul Newman not around

Terry Hatcher and Brandon Ralph for Best supporting actress tv..Candice Bergman, cameron manheim elvis, Sandra Oh, Elisabeth Perkins, Joanne Woodward... Winner is Sandra Oh Greys Anatomy.. She was good and was great in Arlis..Her dress is ready to fall off.. She is very happy..back to a break 8 23

Back from break with Drew Barrymore... No bra and her boobs are out there in a green dress. Next to some chic called Elly. Oh God we need to say hey to the Foreign press. They are so great. Nicollette Sherriden and some other dude from law and order..Best Actess TV series Drama.. Patricia Arquette, Glen close, Gina Davis, Kyra Sedgewick, Polly Walker.... Winner is Gina Davis Commander in Chief...So lame. It is such a bad show with really bad acting.She won cause she is a woman playing the prez just like you win the Oscar for playing the role of a handicap. Her thanks was funny when she announced that the story of the girl tugging at her dress was fake. Ian Mcshain from deadwood and Lilly chick from Lost//BEst Actor TV drama..Patrick Dempsey, Mathew Fox, Guy from house, guy from Prison break, and Keifer Sutherland... Hugh from House won and fittingly. He is a talent. Did a funny thing where he put there names on a piece of paper and pulled them out..Pretty funny..THe dude has an english accent.. Go figure. His wife smiled and she has British teeth..WOW.

Break at 839 back at 844..Dakota Johnson is tonight's Miss Golden Globe.. Matt Dillon and the Queen are out to present Best Mini or movie for TV... Empire falls, Into the west, Lakawanna Blues, Sleeper Cell, Viva Blackpool, Warm Springs..Winner is......Empire Falls. Have not seen one of those movies or shows. Pam Anderson and the guy from stacked... Best actor tv series comedy.. Zack Braff, larry david, jason lee, charlie sheen, and the 40 year old vigin.. Goes to Steve Carrel for the office. Funny thanks though. The Golden Globes always has funny acceptance speeches.

Back at 855..Tim Robbins shows scenes from Constant Gardner...Next Jamie Fox Best Actress Movie muscial or comedy..Judy Dench, Kierra Knightly, Laura Linly, Sarah Jessica Parker, Reese Witherspoon....Winner is Reese for walk the line..I have not seen the movie but people say she did great. She first announced spousal abuse...and then with a tender voice thanked all the people that do not spend much time in her life... He is saluting her like a freak, something is wrong. Next up Chris Rock... MLK day shout out...Best Actress in TV comedy...all the chicks from Desperate housewives, and Mary Louisse Parker. The woman all lined up strutting and the winner is....Mary Louise Parker for Weeds... She is a good actor and should have won for west wing

Back at 910 with Emma Thompson..She is going to show a movie clip...Kate Bechinsale and some Eric dude...Best actor in mini series or tv movies...Ken Branagh, Ed Harris, Bill Nighy, Jon Rhys Meyers, Donald Sutherland....Winner is John Rhys Meyers for Elvis... An Irish dude playing Elvis...I have seen it all...Same two up for best actress in the same...Halle Berry, Kelly McDonald, S Epatha Merkeson, Cynthia Nixon, and Mira Sorvino..S Epatha won for Lakawanna Blues.... She is 53 and it is her first lead in a film.. Said she feels like 16 if not for the hot flashes... Very gracious speach thanking NBC for employment and the current movie. Out at 921

Back at 925..Indian a Jones and some chic I know but do not know..Best screenplay Movie..Matchpoint, Good night and Good luck, Crash, Munich, Brokeback Mt ...Winner is Broke Back Mt won....Hear it is good but no one wants to see it cause they think it is gay.....

Back from break 935 best tv series music or comedu..Curb your, Desperate House, Entourage, Everybody hates chris, my name is earl and weeds.. Winner is Desperate Housewives..All the other shows should have won over.. The show is not that great..Marcia Cross is a freak.. She has over acted since the red carpet....

Not wo Penelope Cruz..god her accents sux. Matt Mconohaugh and Sarah Jessica...Best Foreign Lang Film..FRance, China, Palestine, China, South Africa.... Paradise now Palestine..How do you thank for a country..I want to thank Allah, and the wrath of the great one... I denounce ET and all the other Jew films and Jews here tonight... What is up with that.. Most of the audience is Jewish and Palestine won..

Back at 946 Rosario Dawson..Best score.. Ah who cares..Rosario looks so good...
Mariah C for the next award...Best original song.. Love will grow old, xmas in love, the producers, transamerica and chronicals...Broker back mt

Back after some crap....1012 Best Director, good night and good luck, king kong, broke back mt, match point, munich...Winner is Broke Back Mt...Ang Lee..It is so funny because the guys that did a great job in that movie have to show how not gay they are. He thanked all the dude he was up against and said how great films are this year in the usa..Not true...Most suck. Most people are afraid to see broke back MT..I am so not that way that I will ask my cousin Randy to go see it and we will sit next to each other and hold each other during the film..

John Travolta out for the next award...Best Actor in music or comedy..Pierce Bronson, Jeff Daniels, Johnny Depp, Nathan Lane, Kilian Murphy, and Jouquim Phoneix...and Joaquin Phoneix won.... for Walk The Line....Ouch he never thanks Reese...

Back at 1024 Some country guy up there...Show the walk the line..Rne strusts out like a lady to present...Best motion pic music or comedy...Mrs Henerson, Pride and Predjudice, the producers, the squid and eel and walk the line....winner is Walk the line... No one from the cast hopping up...Freaky..They also cut to Reese and her hubby and he is looking at someone else everytime.. Their marriage is over shortly, around the end of March I give it.... When they know the camera is on them they are all over each other..

Back at 1035 Cast of Will and Grace people...Best tv series drama..Commander in Chief, Grey's Anatomy, Lost, Prison Break, and Rome....Winner is Lost....Thank God not commander in chief...Now to Dennis Quaid to show Broke back Mt..THen to Leonardo for best actress in a drama movie felicity, charlizze, Szi jang, and Gwynith...Felicity Huffman for her transamerica film.. She cried through her whole rap.

Back at 1048 with Hillary Swank Best Actor in Drama..Russell Crow, Phillip Seymore, Terrence Howard, Heath Ledger, David Something.....Phillip Seymore Hoffman for Capote..Dude is a good actor...best movie is happiness...They cut to Jamie foxx in the audience who looks like he could care less but last year he was crying to everyone and now looks kind of lame.... Last break

We are back at 1055 with Denzel for best pic drama..Broke back, Constant Gardner, Good night, a history of violence, match point...Winner is....Broke back Mt...And that is the end of the 63rd annual golden globes award.

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