A Dog's Life

"Okay, I think I have this down to a science now..Go out to the green spot and take a pee. Come back and hop into the front seat of the car. Go get coffee. Pretend like I am protecting the car. Act surprised when he gets back in. Drive to park. Hop out and go for a walk. Drop a couple of gifts so I feel relaxed for the day, you know drop the kids off at the lake so to speak. Hop back in car. Eat breakfast grab a drink. Hang while he gets ready to leave....Watch door close, flip off cats and watch the world pass by the window. Nap when tired, explore when curious, don't piss off the cats after the flip off incidence. Act surprised when he comes home. Go for walk. Eat dinner. Watch TV. Go to bed, grab spot under cover, lick a leg or two to make him feel like I love him, grab a good night's sleep and do it all again until tomorrow. He won't let me take the car out by myself but it ain't that bad of a life