2008 Posting

Well, I have not posted in a long time. I guess it is because I have felt so inspired, and then so uninspired at the same time. The two X themselves out and there we have the basis of apathy. I do know one thing. I will never ever order anything from Francesca's in Newark on McWhorter's street. Here are my reasons:

Had a sandwich once with a worm in it
Ordered a few pizzas for people coming over and there were chewed chicken bones on it
Many orders came cold and incorrect
If you order vinegar on the side, which comes with the sandwich they charge .75
Everytime you call to complain about the bad service or food, the manager says he cannot talk to you since he is so busy.

The last straw was a week ago. Ordered some food for people. One was a mushroom pie and when it got here it had about 8 mushrooms on it. The other pies were cold. I called to speak with the manager and of course the response was that he was too busy to speak with me..So I became quite angry...I demanded that he call me back and then things became quite heated. Suffice to say there was a lot of name calling and he refused to take back the order...I did what any civil man would do...I stopped payment on the credit card and will sign an affidavit about what a loser he is...Well, my goal is to put that loser out of business in 2008..That said..

The Giants Suck

American Idol Finale 2007

Opens tonight with Randy dressed as Michael Jackson..Simon pointing at Paula's nose which is broken and caked with makeup..Ryan made a joke about the female dog being ok...He said the bitch was ok. They are going into a retrospective..showing how Blake and Jordin came from the same city of Seattle...

They are flipping a coin to see who goes first....Blake sings first..A song they have sung before, one they have not, and the idol song they will record...

Blake singing Shot through the heart...Doing his this....His voice is very weak...but it is original and in a stale Blake way...Doing all the beat spitting...Running around too much and he cannot keep up with the song..Cheese fries anyone.7..I just am tired of it..Randy said...10 for the beat boxing, singing was ok...Paula said something to show that she is strung out on pain killers... Simon said the singing was flat...

Jordin Sparx....Fighter by Christina...Once again I do not know the song which may hurt her... She is singing it well and you can clearly see that she is going to go on and produce a lot of number one hits..She is the Kelly Clarkson...The heir apparent. 10...I have heard of the song.. She looks good too..Randy said was not the greatest but your voice is stellar..Paula said the same thing...Simon said great you chose a younger song but weak in the middle. Calls round one to Blake...Paula said tie, and Randy said vocals to Jordin, and showmanship to Blake...

Blake singing She Will Be Loved..Good song for him...but he is a little flat and not strong...Just like I said before..Wearing his trade mark sweater.....Give it an 8....Some parts are in key but some are not..Randy said great song and nice vocal...Paula said you got into this...Simon said it was good and safe not as good as the first and it makes no impact...

Jordin...A Broken Wing...Voice very controlled..and she is getting towards the end and the big stanza and it sounds really good...Really good...10...Randy said you are the most talented and it was flawless and better than the original...Paula said you look great and sound great..Simon said Now that was good...

Blake...Singing the song written by two dudes called this is my now...Blake. I am just confused by this song...or at least the start...Ok the song is now going on and I am still very confused..The song sucks..maybe it is Blake...either the song is bad or Blake is flat...ouch....7....Randy said it was pretty good...Not great..Paula said it was a good job..Simon said it was odd..Not a bad song but not something great....

Jordin Sparx singing the same stupid song. If she makes this song interesting she should win..There was a commotion in the middle from the crowd..She is singing it really good but the song just sucks...it has no cadence and no flow....I think the writers were in love with the words and had no idea what the thing sounded like..Jordin should win the competition...Damn this song sux...9... Jordin crying at the end...Looked like a fake cry...cause she recovered fast..Randy....You were the best singer tonight...Paula said frickin...then said nothing..Simon said I was wrong about last week..and this is a singing show and you wiped the floor with Blake...I hope she wins at lest there will be some justice...There really is no competition and the title should go to her..

American Idol-Final Three

Although there are reports that Blake has already been selected as the sacrificial lamb by Fox Execs tonight, he should be going home anyway. Last week Lakisha was a bit of a surprise for the few of us that hold out hopes that it will truly be about the singing one day.

A scruffy Seacrest takes the stage tonight.. The judges pick, Producers pick, and each singer picks a song.

Jordin Sparx..Wishing on a Star picked by Simon. Pitchy in the first line but she seems to be getting into it..This was a good pick for her voice...After the first line she hit it out of the park..10.. She could record that song..Randy said she is in it to wind it..Said it was a nice run at the end. Paula said Simon picked a nice song. Simon said it was brilliant when she sung it but he did not like the arrangement. Then she acted a little phony with Ryan at the end.

Blake is looking a little sweet..Paula picked Roxanne..A lot of echo and reverb on the mic to enhance his voice... Hard song to sing and when he gets to the chorus he could not hit the note and took a lower octave..After that he became pitchy...All in all not too bad..7..Randy said it was hot..Paula said you were fantastic...Simon said it was not earth shattering..Said it was good not great...The crowd boo'd like the always do Simon..

Melinda Doolittle...Picked by Randy...I believe in you and me... This could be a great song for her..Starting off slow and in key..Her voice is very very in control. The end will make her or break her..So far so good..I think she changed the song a bit and it is gonna cost her...never hit the big spot...I think she did great and I give her about a 10...Randy said it was hot..Paula said you were great, best performance..Simon said it was difficult to sing and her best performance in the last 4 weeks..

Simon asked Ryan if he was drunk..Ryan looks shaken by the comment.

Jordin Sparx She works hard for the money....Starting off strong...she is walking around a lot and she is doing a good job staying in key but it is not a great choice of song and I wonder why they chose.. She sung it well..Have to give her a 10..Randy said it was hot...Paula said it was fantastic..Simon said it was a good performance but once again the arrangement was not that great....

Blake Lewis..Maroon Five...This Love... Good choice for his voice..Singing it well but his voice does not compare and he is doing the beat boxing in the middle..He is done being original and now is just plain ass cheesy...At the end he is yelling a bit to be heard..8...Randy said it was a good vibe for him...Paula said it is a good nite for him..Simon said he sounded comfortable..

Melinda Doolittle...Nutbush City Limits...Not sure what song this is..What a choice..Singing it really good but the song sucks ass.. I do not think a lot of people know what this song is and that stinks...Wow she is really singing it hard and well...10..Randy said...once again another stellar performance...Paula said did you have fun..Simon said it was another brilliant performance....

Last three songs are by the crew themselves so it should be their favorite songs...

Jordin Sparx...Missed what song it was...She is very controlled and the song choice is good for her cause it allows the soft and the strong in her voice to be showcased...This song could end up being the song that takes her to the prize...10...Randy said great performance, best performance for her tonight..Paula said nothing....Simon said it was sung well but it was such an old song he did not like it..

Blake...Robin Thicke Get you Alone.. He should have done the better song...I am not loving the choice and he is I don't know what to say..7..Randy said it was ok, cool..Paula said it was three great performances..Simon said I actually really liked that..You take a risk and that is what he likes about him...

Melinda Doolittle...I'm a Woman..Odd choice for a song...There is a lot of talking in this song at the start..She is singing it well..Very well put together...the back girls came out and she sang with them.. A nice homage to where she came from...10..Randy said he is seeing the range of Melinda Doolittle..Paula said you are stepping out..Simon said..Love the strip tease..said if he has to give the award for the most consistent every week...It is her...

We should be down to the two ladies tomorrow night....

American Idol-Down to the Final Four

As I predicted last week, the three girls and Blake are left. It should be fun...Now Melinda should win and probably Lakisha second but Jordin is my dark horse surprise..Blake should go after tonight, but he will treat us to one last original performance.

Show opens up with the final four on stage..Tonight we are treated to the sytlings of Barry Gibb..As the intro tells us he is the greats.

Melinda is First..Love you inside and out...She always picks hard songs..I like that about Melinda...Little behind at the start...Slow at first but when she hits the first stanza you can see that she could record this song...She has a nice way of using the back up singers to compliment her and he rolls were good...Have to say about a 9...Randy said..He was not jumping up and down..Paula said something really confusing but consistent..Simon said what Paula was trying to say was it was not incredible...I feel the judges were wrong in what they said

Blake..You should be dancing...Blake bullshitting at first about the legends...Flat from the start with the echo... vocals are bad...This is just strange..His voice is weak compared to the others..but he is an original freak...Strange is sounds like a child singing the vocals... 7....Randy said the beat boxing did not work tonight...Said it was corning like being at a strange disco in another country..Paula said the pitch was off..Not good..You are unique..Simon said unique but it was terrible..

Lakisha..Staying Alive...Hard song to sing..Making it a blues song...Not sure about this..She is not out of pitch but it has not boost to it...They said it was a slower version but I do not see that... 8..Not great... Randy said it was strange..said it did not work...Paula said something but Simon said they are heading for the exit..Simon said no kiss tonight baby...Back to the shouting..Performance was scary..Not great so far tonight..

Jordin Sparxx next singingToo Love Somebody...This is gonna be a good song for her..She will do this one well..Slow start and her pitch is good..Almost sounds country...Nice octave run..This is the best song of the night so far...10...Did not oversell the song and kept it simple..Randy said..the best so far and controlled..Paula said it is the best vocal so far.Simon said great choice, great singing you are back in the competition.

Melinda..Next singing How can you mend a broken heart.....She is singing it well, but the song is not her...middle is picking up..She is on tune and in the middle is really picking it up a notch...I actually like it by the end...10....It built...Randy said second song much better...You are a pro...Paula said no doubt..and something else..Simon...second half has put you into the semi finals.....

Blake..This is where I came in...Again an obscure song. This may be the death of Blake....In his sweater...No one knows what this song is and it has drained the audience of energy...It is not bad just a bad choice...This is gonna get a 7..No one will remember it...Randy said it is better than the last but just not feeling it..Paula said you are the contemporary rebel...Simon said I do not know what that song is and it is tuneless...Does not understand the song of choice.

Lakisha ...Run to Me..Nice song...Starting out acoustic...it changes the song and I am not sure if I like it...She sang it on key and at the end took it up a notch, so it was not bad...9..Randy said Much better that the first..said good luch..Paula said nothing...Simon said that her and Blake might leave tonight.

Into commercial at 852, Jordan could take the night tonight.. It all depends on the song choice and execution....

Jordin..Woman in Love..Good choice is she can pull it out...First note pitchy, but she is taking it slow again..She is singing it as good as Barbara S. She feels all the soul in the song...She gets a 10..Jordin wins the night... By song choice and singing.. Randy said it was pitchy..Don't see that...Paula said it was not something...Simon said it was old fashioned and pageantry...I do not agree with them..

Winners tonight were Jordin and Melinda...Going home is going to be Lakisha. Blake should but too many people like him..Like I said from the start..It should be the three ladies at the end..Lets see what happens tomorrow

American Idol Jon Bon Jovi Night

Ryan taking the stage tonight with his George Michael scruff and thanking all the people for raising 70 million last week..Then right into the Bon Jovi tribute...That high hair spandex wearing Jersey boy...Which idol is going to sing a Jovi song...Jon is giving his take on what he thinks they should do...


First up......Phil Stacey..Blaze of Glory...Jon saying he sang it better than him in so many words...God I hate when they start out in the audience..Where is the crying girl when you need her..Too much running around but he sang it pretty good...Have to say this is one of his best performances...cut out the cheese dick walking and strutting around...give him a 8....Randy name dropped again but then said it was his best...Paula said this is a year out of your life...Simon said it was not authentic...and he is not a rock star...After the critique, Ryan said they are all on a different page...Bickering ensued.

Next up is Jordin Sparxx...Singing Living on a prayer....This is gonna be a hard song to sing...Looking all haughty with her teased hair...She is doing a bad rock impression at first..She should have done a slow version..Like Cornell did with Billie Jean..She is not standing out in her songs like she normally does..She looks hot. I am gonna give her a 8 because she brought it home at the end..I am confused... I think it was good...Randy said not your best, Paula said nothing as usual, Simon said the look was bad, and the singing was out of control..She did agree with them..She should be safe

Lakeisha...Never heard of this song....Her lower register sounds weak compared to her higher one...She is really singing it well...I have to say that since I do not know it she could actually record this song and make a hit with it....She did good this week 10....Standing Ovation..Randy said you are back, little rough at the start and blew it out the box...Paula said nothing...Simon said he could kiss her after that and they brought her down for a kiss, and said he did not know the song but she nailed it..

Blake You Give Love a Bad Name...He started out doing impressions, but this is what I was talking about with Jordin..This guy has to be the most original ever to hit the AI stage...wow, I like it..I give him a 10 for creativity and doing something fun. Randy said you are the most original version on AI..Please read above... Paula said something...Simon said half will hate and half will love it

Chris Richardson...Singing Cowboy...He does sing from his nose..Has not learned to let it come from his belly..Does not sound too bad right now..Walk these street verse went pitchy and shouty...Looks like he is taking a dump...Not bad though give him an 8.....Randy said you did your thing...Paula said you did your thing..Simon said you did do as much as you could with this song, but he is not sure if he will be here next week...

Melinda Doolittle..Have a nice day
Final four
Jordin, Melinda, Lakiesha, Blake

George Bush to thank america for chipping in to save other people so he could continue to bomb and kill children everywhere..How sweet is that.

American Idol Post Sanjaya

Chris Richardson..bobs his head to too much like a bubble head. Singing an Eric Claption song..He always picks good songs but pitchy in some parts and you can see his voice is not that strong....Not doing too bad though. They are going to say he made it his own...8...Randy said You are in it to win it..Fly Jacket..Paula said that is was really exciting..Simon said it was a good vocal, said it was sexy..Said he did well

Melinda Doolittle... Faith Hill..Do not know the song..She looks good tonight..I get lost in her songs a lot fo the time...I do not know the song so I cannot compare it but she is beltin it out and it is very uplifting...She is one of the front runners in this competition...10....She gets a standing ovation...Randy said that she is dope and that she has arrived..Paula said it must feel good getting the support and good words..Simon said he loved it because it was not a copy cat song and it was a vocal master class...

Blake Lewis..Man with a first and last name...John Lennon Imagine..Nice song choice again...sitting in a chair bathed in light..Piano player sounds off..Not a bad choice for him..He is the most original. Easy song...Not a bad job...Give him an 8..Randy said it was alright, just ok...Paula said I was thinking that at the start but changed her mine and said it was a great performance...Simon said it did not go anywhere, but it was sincere so it was good..

Lakiesha I believe...This girl can sing, but not as good as Fantasia...Anyway I have to give it a 9..Randy said pitchy, but he liked it..Paula said she is a power house...Simon thanked Paula for being so brief...Simon said he is having an issue with the shouting again...Simon not impressed...

Phil Stacey...Garth Brooke..I am not familar with this song either...This is the first season where a lot of songs are not known..Singing it pretty good...Give him a 8..Not a bad job, just boring...Randy and Paula said it was good..Simon said you need to connect to the country in your voice

Jordin Sparxx...You will never walk alone...The mic is not on at first..She looks good and hits a soft octave run...but she is ready to let loose, and is singing an old song..She did such a fantastic job...10..Littly pitchy and screamy but fantastic...Randy said it was the best ever on AI..Not true..Paula said nothing..Simon said it was fantastic and said the song is 60 years old and she could have a hit with that.

Once again..the final three should be the ladies....Going home tonight Phil or Blake

American Idol

Tonight is country nite on AI.. Perhaps one of the worst nites on AI. Ryan give a shout out to the people who knew loved ones killed in the VT rampage...

Phil Stacey.....Have no idea what song this is...Anyone can sing country and that says so much about this format..He sounded good..8..Randy said..You can have a career in country music...Paula said this is you...Simon said it has taken 10 weeks that the music and song sounded good...

Jordan Sparxx....Broken Wing..I think she is the prettiest girl in the group...She is tall too..Here we go..Low register is good and sulty...middle slight pitch issue at first but recovered..Wow her high register is fantastic...10..Best of the night so far....Randy said it was the bomb....Paula said she loves her and did a fantastic job...Simon said you could win american idol on that performance based on that performance.....

Sanjaya....Lets give them something to talk about...First note is flat and then all the next ones after that...His voice is sooo weak..Pretty bad and all he is doing is walking around..6..Randy said it was not good...Paula said we are watching someone that loves adverstity..Simon said bad as anything as we have seen at the start of american idol..Simon is making a statement about finding an american idol....Wow this is the show right now

Lakiesha....Dont know the song but she is singing it well...She has taken a country song and made it r and b...She can sing the low and high registers...The middle and ending better than the start...This girl can really sing..10...Randy said pitch problems and he is sooo wrong...said made it more yours..Paula said she said Randy was right...Simon said its like eating a hamburger for breakfast....I think they are all wrong..Said it was the wrong choice of songs..

Chris Rascal Flatts....Wierd at first...Bad choice of songs and he is doing ok but it is not something anyone will remember...8....Very pitchy at the end...7 changing..Randy said he felt no connection..Paula said nothing...Simon said had no impact and said it was nothing...Wow a cheese dick move to shout out to VT to get sympathy votes..

Melinda Doolittle....Trouble is a woman..Wow this girl can sing country too..Picked an upbeat hard song..she is hitting the camera marks and right on key..10..Randy said solid..Paula said way to go..Simon said it was fantastic....Said it was like tina Turner but lose the humble shit....

Blake to close it out..When the stars go blue....I like Blake..Slow at first....but pitchy in the middle.. and thru the song...about a 7..Randy said likes it..Paula said it was fun..simon said it was not jumping out of my chair it ok and he said something to VT

Funny

American Idol-Return of the Sanjaaya

Jlo is AI's guest host...It is actually pretty huge having her on.

Melinda is singing a Latin song. They are gonna say it is a little slow, but she is hitting it again. She is in the genre which is Latin...Kinda Latin blues or jazz Celia Cruz...I give her a 10....Randy said it was solid...See above..Paula said it was good..Simon said it was lazy and wooden...

Lakeisha..Singing a Gloria Estevan....Out of the box it is not the right song for her but she is singing it well..Kind of slow..9...These first two girls are good..Randy said it was hot..Paula said it was safe...Simon agrees with Paula but not a singing song..

Chris...good song choice...but not singing it well..little flat and know where near as good as the original..give him about an 8..Randy said he did a good job..Paula said it was hot...no way..Simon said the vocal was bad...Simon said it felt more contemporary...

Haily..Turn the beat around...She is dressed like a slut again...Dancing around but her voice is getting lost in the band.. Not defined enough...Lame up on top of the stands and Simon is checking out her ass..Singing is all over the place..7...Randy said not good...Paula copied Simon about singer song...Simon said wear the least amount of clothes and have fun...Vocals were bad

Phil..Maria Marianna....Came in too early...Do not know what to say..He is killing it, too slow...It is like a retard trying to sing it..tried something at the end but it gets a 7 from me....Randy said no passion, Paula said it was good except for the end..Simon said you are nice and good song but not original and flat..Not excited

Jordan Sparx....Rhythm is gonna get you...She looks good..Too much dancing takes away from the vocals...Not her best vocals...Wait she is hitting the middle part...and the end was fantastic..Upbeat...give her a 9..Nice choice..Randy said it was great, Paula said the same...Simon said it was nothing..

Blake..doing Mark Anthony...Good song choice for him...Not doing a bad job...Cannot dance...doing a straight song nothing original but not doing a bad job...8...Randy said great..Paula said great..Simon said great...

Last but not least..Sanjaaya...Beseme Mucho..Means kiss me a lot..Goat and teased hair tonight...He is actually singing this one pretty good..until that part it went flat..how great is the Jay man..He did good..Did better than a lot tonight...8..Randy said it was great..Paula said it was nice...Simon said it was not horrible

American Idol-Vote Off Night

They are recapping last night's show...So now we are back into commercial and then we are once again inundated with cheesy Ford commercials....Now to the results and they are divided into three groups...Blake, Chris, and Sanjaaya......find out in a moment...Haley, Gina, and Phil..They are the bottom three....Jordan, Melinda, and Lakisha... and they are safe..They are the best singers....Wow, the first group is safe as well...So bottom three Haley, Gina, and Phil.....

Expected that Sanjaaya is safe again....Some guy came out to sing and I am not sure who he is but he sucks and he looks like he is strung out...my god Sanjaya is better than this shit head..Who is this fuck...Michael Buble..Wow what a total cheese dick this guy is and I just found out he is from Canada which explains some of it but wow what a horrible cheesy performance....I am going to pick him up some more heroin...

Who is safe right now....that person is Phil is safe....two left Haley and Gina..close up of Gina in High Def and she needs to shave.....Gina is going home..cut to a shocked idol cast and a really shocked Sanjaaya and then they cut to her old parents and friends that are crying and one old woman trying to figure out what happened...She says her goodbyes and thanks but we all know who should have went home this week..And yet that little freak is still on

American Idol

Well I missed last week..technical difficulty on my end that I would rather not describe...But I am back this week and ready to produce the most boring blog about American Idol you will ever read.....Tonight its the top 9 mentored by Tony Bennett..Not for nothing but this could suck this week..

Coming out live Ryan says the show is going to be hot...Cut to all 9 backstage and a shout out to the judges and now an introduction for Tony B.....

Blake..Singing Jack the Knife....Just boring.....and although it is ok it is it was not bad but just sommething...8...Randy said there was pitch problems, Paula said Pizzaz...Simon said it was good choice of song performed well...

Phil Stacey..How gay cause Tony is his hero......Kiss Ass MFer...Night and Day and it is pitchy from the start and just so boring..Cause we really want to hear young people singing this crap all night...Not doing a bad job but just boring..7....Randy said it was interesting sang it good but felt no connection..Paula said he sounds like Frank Sinatra...But warm the vocals...Simon said which Frank are you talking about..Simon said it had all the joy of someone singing at a funeral...No life...

Melinda Doolittle..Ive got rhythm...She is either humble or stop the act...She looks good tonight...Wow this is a great singer....Slow part better than the fact at first but she caught up with the speed and it sounds great...She can hit the high the low...10 plus for the night..Standing ovation performance..Randy said Yo yo..You give everyone a lesson in singing...Paula said you are a master class it was flawless...Simon said the first was ok but he loved the second half..it was great and I do not think we could ever critique you.

Chris Richardson....Ouch Mr Saturday is such a bad song...He is dressed the part with the fedora but it started out pitchy and not many people know the song. He is getting lost in the band...Not bad I guess but ..7..Randy said it was great...Paula said it was your best...Simon said it was good...said you made it hip and one of the strongest tonight..I did not see it though..What do I know..

Jordan Sparx...She looks good again sexy for a bigger girl...Don't know the song but she has perfect pitch for a 17 year old....She has really nice hair...Wow she just shows how much better the girls are then the men..three woman have such strong voices...10....Randy said it was the bomb...sound like a pro...Paula...said nothing and then said you are a magnet of joy..Simon is laughing...Simon said you sang it well but did not make it young and current...Randy must be wearing lifts tonight....He is as tall as Jordan and every other week she bends down to be near him..funny...

Gina and Sanjaay next the worst two singers in the competition...This is where it gets hot

Gina is singing smile by Charlie Chaplin...She is dressed in black with her hair up and fishnets on...and sitting..slow songnot singing that bad but once again just not a song you want to hear non pros sing...She is hanging in there...Actually she is kind of dead on with this one a nice choice for her..7...Randy said nice and control and I like it..Paula said flawless, and uderstates..Simon said he can't rave because two girls out sang you tonight..

Sanjaay ...singing cheek to cheek..his goal is to show america he can sing..Heaven off pitch and dressed like the cat from Saturday night fever..Hair slicked back and greased like weezer...He is so behind in the song and he does not care and now he is dancing with Paula and his singing is flat and it is sooooo great...He is our next american idol...I give him a 6....Randy said he cannot comment on the vocal..said he has different hair styles..Paula said vocals were off but it was nice dancing with you..Simon said incredible...He knows that it is a goof..

Haley up and getting a viewer question..Haley has a nice rack...Tony gave some whack advice...She is sitting down too..Many people do not know these songs...too many antics..getting faster in the middle..her voice is not as strong as the other two and it comes off very cabaret...Not bad though I give her an 8....Pussy Cat dolls meets AI..Randy said nothing..Paula said green is a good color..Simon said you have great legs...It was good style, little pagent....

Last up is Lakisha....Stormy Weather...Diva here we go..Perfect voice for this band...Little pitch or maybe just ahead of the band...She is singing it great though. 10...She is getting a standing ovation..Randy said perfect song pitchy in the front...Paula said nothing..Simon said sassy and great performance...

American Idol

Lakisha first..Singing last dance...and as always doing a great job....Just like hearing the original..10.....

My blog was interrupted. To my reader...I am sorry...I was able to only watch Lakisha, Chris, and Jordan...

British Invasion on American Idol

Haley up first...Singing something about love....Kind of blah not bad and it sounds ok but not too strong...not too challenging..give it a 7...Randy said it was the best performance and the yo factor...Paula said it was the perfect song...Simon said you naughty little thing..said it was fun young shriek in the middle...

Chris Richardson next Don't let the sun catch u crying...If he does not fuck it up it might get him into the final four....on pitch but his voice is soft and getting lost...I will give him an 9..nice job and he is not going home.. Randy said it was great, Paula said great and Simon said it was the best performance..

Stephanie..singing You don't have to say...starting off a little slow but sounding on pitch a little too much vibrato....sounds a little behind the band...at the end she is bringing it out which sounds much better..She should finish in 3rd place....9...Randy said it was not her best performance...Paula said really nothing at all...her spirit left her...Simon asked her how she thought she did and he said well...too night club...he misses the passion from her...

Blake...Time of the season...Once again he is the most original...beat boxing the start....not a super strong voice but in the middle getting lost in the back up but it is a good choice for him and allows him to be so free and wild like he is..you have to say this is a good performance..Just not a strong voice...9....Randy said cool vibe factor of a song...made it hot..Paula said he is raising the bar..whatever man..Simon..Million times better than last week...kept the melody in tact without killing the song strongest so far....

Take this time to give out a shout to my only reader of this blog Mike..You are as gay as me...

Lakisha...Diamonds are forever...a slow song...wearing a million worth of diamonds...perfect pitch and such a strong voice and not getting lost in the in the band..pitch in the middle...but the song is so strong and her voice and control perfect...wow at the end she belted it out this is a 10...You cant sing better than that...Randy said did not feel enough of her...he is wrong...Paula said it was right and said you are smart...Simon said you are a fantastic but it is you in 50 yrs time and not his favorite......Ryan said what don't you like about this dress and Simon said your subject...Take the risk take the runs...

Phil Stacey....Tobacco road....He is yelling the song and know one knows the song that much...a little off but not bad but just blah...7..Randy said you let it out...Pitchy..Paula said nothing..Simon said he was not crazy...third division bar band performance...no grit

Jordan Sparx.....She looks really good. I have nothing...yes i would date Jordan...She is very marketable...She starts off on pitch..perfect inflection....wow she is singing her heart out..song gives you goosebumps 10..very strong..Randy said it was your best performance..Paula said the same..Simon you sang it great but i feel like killing myself...

Sanjaay..Up next....Singing you really got me..oh my god this is shitty...such the wrong song for him and they cut to a girl in the crowd that is crying for what i do not know..he is walking on the stage...this so funny and he has MJ white gloves on...6...Randy said it was the best..Paula said it was fun...Simon said nothing

Gina...Paint it Black..Good song choice for what she is going for but it is ok...She has a genre but I do not think that it is what AI is about..Not about bands....Not doing bad for her though which is a 7.5...Randy said it was ok..Paula said nothing...Simon said nothing...there was moments of torture and so off that it was bad....

Chris up next...Shes not there...Chris in the crowd....I think it is a good song for her...sorry for him...not doing a bad job but i hate the crowd thing...taking it up at the end....now he is running around like a rock star which he is not..not sure an 7....Randy said he was ahead of the beat but ended good..but rough..Paula said your dressing nicer...Simon said what else what he could have done to be more free....Simon said you did your thing I thought it was fun and better than last week

Melinda closing it out....As long as he needs me...If you have not seen Oliver then you don't know the song...a little too slow but she sings it well...as most play songs go this is good and the same girl is crying so that chic is fucked up...but she is closing the song out well...10..I think the crew wont like it..Randy said tonight we saved the best vocal for last....Paula said something...Simon said are you as nice as you sing...and said you took a boring song and made it hot...

The Sanjaya dude should go home but it will be Phil or Gina...

Missed Brandon at a work event...Randy did not like the song..Paula said nothing..Simon said it was horrible. gave him a 6

Melinda....home from the wiz...kind of a boring song but she is singing it well for those of you remember the wiz with M jackson..Man this girl can sing..This girl has such a strong voice...If this does not come down to her and Lakisha we have all been robbed..10+...Randy said it was not her favorite...Paula is crying..I actually understand it...Simon said u made a boring song great and you are a young Gladis Knight..

Chris...Singing Endless love..He is lost in the music..I think they are playing a different song..I think they are playing coldplay....They are not playing endless love...wow i just do not understand this song...6..Randy said Randy just said it sounded like Coldplay..Said it was a mess..paula said something and Simon said it was horrible

Gina...Love child good song for her..Not doing a bad job..Better than the guys...perfect song for her voice 8..Randy said it was not good and he is wrong..Paula said nothing..Simon said is was blah

Sanjaay....Even Diana hated it..I just do not know how he got in here..He looks like her right now..He is lost in the music...give him a 5..Not too horrible..Randy said it was sucked..Paula said you pure love...Simon...said Diana is gonna freak..the only thing the same is the hair style
Called him brave..,,

Haley..Missing you...I have to say Diana is giving good advice...Here we go chair scene...Not good in the low register...pitchy in the middle..becoming a boring song..she is doing the hard part by standing up..not bad better than most of the guys 7... Randy said she forgot the words and pitchy...Surprised...Paula said u look hot..and nothing more.Simon said he did not think it was that bad...but she cannot hold it together but she has to to..Her poor fiance..probably took her there if she becomes a star he is out the door..We are now at the halfway markt

Phil Stacey...This is a good song for his voice..He has hit his mark tonight and is now the front runner of the guys...He is singing this song pretty good for a nobody...Have to give him a 9 Randy said...I will tell u the positive...Boys award for the night..Paula said the song was boring he was good...Simon said he chose the right song...Said it was a good choice of song..Better than last week...

Lakisha...Singing a very hard song..God Bless the Child...For of those of you that read my blog... You will have to have heard Billie sing this...Billie was softer but Lakisha is up on stage showing who she is...Wow...the song makes you weep just like Melinda's Wow..she is taking her bow early...Randy said wow...Perfect song choice and it was so good..Paula said Your heart comes through when u sing...Simon said you either have it or not and you do..He said Melinda and you are in a much different league...

If those two are not the finalists we have been raped...

Blake..I like him he is very original...Not sure about this he is making it techno but it is not that bad...not sure how to rate it he is doing something strange to it...8...Not great vocals....Randy did not like it...Paula said she agrees with Randy...she thinks he can have a hit with it..Simon said he did not get it..

Stephanie...Love Hangover...She is singing too strong off the start...and too slow... Arms are doing a wierd thing...She seems behind the song...Forgot the words...that is not good...just off for her tonight...Behind the song but her vocals were good..gotta give her an 8...Randy...said u forgot the words..Paula said not much...Simon said it was strange..you teased us and then failed to deliver...and you chose the wrong song...

Chris....The Boss Lost in the music right now...coming into it pitchy in parts.. Its too fast for him right now..You cannot hear him over the music..He is doing the standing up on the table..Not his best performance..give him an 8 and he should be safe....shouting at the end..bad choice of songs...Randy said....Not my fav but,,Paula said you nailed the blend of contemporary to old...Simon said this is a singing event and take everything else out and it sucked..

I have to give a shout out to my only reader Mike who lends his opinions without callimg me names etc. In addition you should be hearing the sounds of the verve right now..I am going to start putting music out there for my one reader

Jordan Sparx...She has the name...Sitting down and her vocals are very good..Very sexy...This is her coming out song..Not as strong as L and M but really good ..gotta give her a 9....Randy said you just made it a 3 girl race..Paula said nothing, Simon said it was gooey..and that it was a great vocal...and that she has put herself into the finals..

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Jordan sparx singing Pat Benetar..Not a great choice of songs for her...Towards the middle of the song sounds out of breath..Couple little dead spots but overall not bad..7.5...Randy said way to start it off. Paula said she was exploding...Simon said it was bit manic..but she said she did well..But he does not think it was her strongest..

Sabrina up next...Great song choice...En Vogue..Don't let go...A lot of back ground singing but she is doing a good job getting her voice out there..Little screamy but not bad.. Have to give her an 8 right now..Randy said bad song choice, not the best but said it was solid...Paula said she can sing sing sing..Simon said you are a great singer but said she has no personality... Said it was mechanical...

Antonella NJ reprsenting..Singing Corine Baily Raye..Started off a bit...went flat at the start and she has not recovered..She has been flat the whole song and she does not carrry her notes long ..5..Randy said good song choice...Pitchy..Paula said that it was a good song bottom notes are bad...Simon said she has gone as far as she can go..Simon said he feels for her with all the media stuff the audience then applauded her slutty pics..shout out but said he hoped she was a better singer...

Haley...Not sure what song..Low in register..and slow...Middle picking up and her sound is good but the song is just blah..Sounds like a bubble gum pop song not challenging...I expect Barbie and Ken to drive on stage now in the pink vette and dance...7...Randy said it was interesting..Was not jumping up and down..It had no yo..Paula said nothing of relevance..Simon said it was a horrible HS performance...Ryan is trying to start a fight..Ya know there really is 4 girls shooting for 2 spots.

Stephanie up next Singing Chaka...looks great and she is hitting the song right from the start. She is sticking with the R&B she hit a pitch part in the middle but she sounds as good as any professional singer...End was yelly but overall you have to give her a 9...Randy said it was pitchy...Paula said she was flawless..that she fell behind..simon said she goes a little bit copy cat..She said she has earned her place in the top 12...

Lakisha..singing Whitney...This is another challenging song for her...Wow this girl can sing...It is almost like Whitney is singing it...Cannot even type....This is a 10 performance and may be looking at your next idol...Randy said not your best byt it was another solid performance..Paula said you will work on being the next idol..Simon said she brought passion, and everything else tonight...

Gina singing Evanessence..She is supposed to be the rock girl...Just sounds like she is shouting..not too bad give it a 7... Randy said pitchy but not bad...Paula said it is who she is...Simon..you enjoyed it and you looked comfortable..Said you screamed..but he hopes you get in..Shout out to the band...

Melinda is going to close the show out...Im a woman...Wow she can sing too..Picks very different music and this is a hard song to sing...and she is singing it just like they did back when... 10....She forgets how quiet she is... Randy said it was the best of the night..Paula said she is so great..Simon said you are a little tiger...I thought we had a pussy cat..Very nice to see you are enjoying..We will see you a million percent next week...

Back to the AI Boyz

Blake ...Singing ..311.. He does not have a great voice but he picks freaky songs..He is original but this is more of a rap stuff..not bad have to give it an 8..Phone rang and I was talking so I missed the comments..

Sanjay..Oh my God he is doing the hoola..Singing Waiting on the world..Looks like he got his hair did relaxed and pressed..Song is just ok.. give him about a 6..Screaming a bit at the end but it never got going....Randy said not a lot of energy..Not good..Paula said really nothing..Simon said it was not as crappy as last week...Said his hair is keeping him in...

Sundance is up next...Singing Pearl Jam...Holly shit he just cursed on the air.....He is behind in the song..Just not a strong voice..Back up singers on this song....ouch...I would give him a 7....Randy said it was pitchy but not bad...Paula said Sundance kicked in...Simon said he lost his charm..Generic bar singer...

Chris R..Little pitchy but he will go on to next week...Getting better in the song..Slow song but the people like it...Not sure what song it was but I liked it..Gave it an 8..Randy said you put the boys on blast...said he liked it..Paula said nothing much...Simon said it was good..and cute

Jarrod...Singing If you really love me..Stevie..His voice was not strong through the whole song..Steve Wonder super light...Not bad in the middle....Give him a 7...Randy said solid..Paula said he needs to color up the way you sing..Simon said it was not original..says it gets lost in the mix

Brandon..Hehas to pick it up...Celebrate...Ok its got energy...Sounds like the original...They are probably gonna say too safe...Very entertaining..Have to give him one of the best of the night...8...Randy said it was ok and solid..Paula said it was great...Simon said he has not done well in this competition...and it may give him problems this week...

Guy from the army...Singing something..Phil Stacey...Sounds too soft and sappy but not bad job singing it this week..He seems muffled by the music..Have to say he finished it off well..8..Not bad..Randy said it was ok..Paula said nothing..Simon said he just did not get it..

Chris up next..Singing we all something...He looks like side show bob from Simpsons but he comes on and executes each week..Turning out to be one of the stronger guys...Blake, Chris, Brandon, and Chris should be your 4 guys...Give him an 8.5...Randy said it was not a good song but good vocal..Paula said her favorite... Simon said start was good but middle was not good...You have potential

American Idol Week 2 Girls

Gina ....Heart song....Too slow of a song and it is done every single year...Nice tone, but in the middle it was kind of yelling and loud...Very average...7....Randy said this is where u belong, pitch...Paula said excellent....Simon said good choice of song but vocals were forced...

Alainna Sing the Dixie Chicks Pitchy at the start singing a country song,,its ok but a little yelly and forced,..Just ok...7...Randy said it started off good, then it went off..Paula agreed with Randy...Simon said it would be like Randy runny a race..Start off good but would run out of steam.

Lakisha ...Singing Midnite train to Georgia..Wow you could close your eyes and you would think it is the 60s....She sings so well that she gives you the chills....190...Great choice of songs..Randy said she flipped it up and it was hot...Paula loved it...Said she is such a great singer...You can afford to be a big star, change your look...This could be your winner right here.

Melinda Doolittle...Singing My funny Valentine...Bad choice of song but she is singing it well..Sung perfectly well..two performances where u could close your eyes and think you were at a concert where the original was sung....10....She got a stand O..Randy said we have a competition. Paula said what she always says..Simon said that was incredible..Best vocal of the competition and how great she is...Simon continues to sing her praise..

Antonella is going to sing Dion..Is she kidding me..She can barely sing twinkle twinkle...Ouch started out flat at the start, and got back in parts....first stanza end she was behind in the song...Pitchy again...she did the octave run pretty good...give it a 7....Randy said it was the wrong song...she is not celine..Paula said she made leeps and bounds from last week..Simon said she will be sent home...

Jordan Sparx up next..Singing Christina..Started out pitchy...hitting the middle it was great and then a little pitchy..The octave runs where good but the lower parts is where she had some minor problems..give her an 8.5..Randy said it was pitchy in parts but over really good..Paula said she has an infection..or something like that...Simon Said it was not your best but compared to others excellent....

Stephanie Edwards..Singing Beyonce..Hard to do..You gotta sound like her..She is sounds good..it is not as good as Beyonce, and the song sounds slow..Wow, I have to say she did it welll...10...Randy said you look hot and sang it great..Paula said something...Simon said she did it perfect....

Leslie the girl man...Singing Nia Simone..Feeling good...Done last night...Wow she is 100% better than last week and she knocked this one out of the park tonight...She went into a crazy skat thing in the middle which was pitchy..8.5....Randy said pitchy..said it was ok...Paula said she was being you...Simon said the part at the end she sounded like Paula talking..Problem was hit by three or four voices that were much better...

Haley is up next...Singing Queen of the night...Hard to do a Whitney Song..Sounds pale compare to Whitney..Thank god for the backup singers..Just a forgettable performance...7..Randy said it was not great for him..Leeps and bounds better than last week..Simon..said A for effort and manic almost insane..Said he thinks she is going home...

Sabrina up next... Singing Whitney Started out pretty good and on pitch... Sounded like a song from the 80s and her runs where good...Have to give her a 9 for tonight.... Did a good job...Randy said she was alright. Paula said she is a contender..Simon said she is right on her limit..She was screaming and do not confuse that with talent..

American Idol Week 2 Guys

Hopefully they will do better than they did last week. Last week the boys lost Rudy and Paul Kim..I predicted the loss of Paul.....Ryan did a shout out to J Hudson.. Big Oscar winner...

Phil Stacey...Singing Missing you by Waite...I am not sure what to write..It is no good and it is not bad...It is so blah...No definition or something different...His voice is just not strong...7...Randy loved it, and Paula loved it and Simon said he not jumping out of his chair..Said his voice was not original...

Jarrod up next...Singing Marvin Gaye....Pitchy at first...Sounds good but the runs where Marvin would let it ride were short showing a weaker voice... Song is a little slow but not all that bad...Give it about an 8.....At the end just kind of a yell....Randy said pitchy at the start was not bad..Paula is acting strange again...not sure what she was trying to say..Simon said it sounded like the love boat....Corny in parts..Jarrod said that would have been a great love boat...

AJ Tabaldo...Singing Not sure what song but he started off good and the song sounds really good but the song selection may not be great...He can perform on stage.... 9....Randy said it was good..Paula said it was good..Simon said was very good...

Sanjaay...Stepping out??? Tone sounds good but it seems too easy...Not real a challenge for his voice and too jazzy..no one in the crowd cheering.. Poor song choice.......6.5.....Randy said...Bad HS talent show...Weak....Paula said not pitchy..and not nothing..Said it was like a bad lunch..Weak, strange and made no impact..

Chris Sligh..Up next Singing ..He is married??? Not sure what song it is... He does have a good voice. One of the best voices tonight..It is actually disturbing at some points but not bad over all... 8.... Randy said you have a good voice...Paula said it was good..Simon said tonight you were a very good singer...

Nick Pedro....They are singing jazz songs tonight I guess...Fever...Not challenging thought..sounds good with his tone and pitch...His voice sounds muffled and not too strong but he is doing a good job with the song..The runs are short but not too bad...8....Not bad..Randy said everyone had done better tonight...Pitchy and rushing..Paula said she loved the tone of his voice and go for it..Simon thought is was good..Said he lacked charisma..Said the drummer was good..He did a funny thing which was a shout out to Napolean Dyno which was vote for Pedro....

Blake...Singing Jamiaqui,,, Finally a challenging song...He is singing too fast but it is a nice choice fo rhim..did some spitting..He should concentrate more on the singing he is not bad...8.5.....He is original...Randy loved it... Paula said not much...Way to go..Simon said first part said copy, second original, and third pitchy...I agree with him to a point but he has to get points for the difficulty...I like Blake and I hope he goes on further.

Brandon....Singing Cyndi Lauper..Wow stange for a guy...He does have a great voice..Problem is that his voice is a lower register and it got lost in the stanza a bit...He needs to show off his voice off more...I have to give it an 8....Randy said it was boring..Paula said she loved it...Simon said you have to come out and show what a good singer you are like these girls did last week...Brandon has the most talent and he is blowing.

Chris Richardson...Pitchy in the start and you cannot hear him that well...Not sure what song it is...pitchy in a lot of parts but the end was getting better...8....Randy said he was in it to win it but i do not see it...Paula said nothing...Simon said best tonight by a mile...I just do ot see it??? I did not think it was all that great

Sundance...Mustang Sally...Alot of energy and is better than last week....Not bad I am not sure but I give him an 8...Randy said it was the bomb..Paula said greaqt range....Simon said it was good and he thinks he can do better

79th 2007 Oscars

Okay, half hour to the oscars. Jennifer Hudson looked great. Alan Arken up with Ryan and he is nasty. Beyonce looks great..Gwinneth looks lame in a mermade dress.. Showing Eddie with a little chippy...Not sure who she is. Is he gay?? Who is the beard. Lets say hi to Apple for the Paltrows... With Beyonce...She looks great but when she speaks she sounds dumb as a stone and she should not E is that they have Beyonce and then they put it in a small box to show people arriving that are not as huge as her...Cate Blanchet next...She looks like she is 80..Not sure why they try to look so old, like it was 1955..Stop it..It is 2007. Nicole Kidman is one of the last to arrive...757 pm three minutes to the Oscars..

Here we go..the opening is with the happy feet penguins..But now we are back on the red carpet for some reason the show is starting at 830 tonight...Eddie and Tracy Evans....Eddie playing the humble Eddie about not winning but you know he wants to..There is only one person I am wishing wins and that is Jen Hudson since I picked her as my early winner for American Idol... Marky Mark up now acting humble too..Back with Kate Winslett and it has taken her 40 minutes to get to the red carpet.

Show opens up with oscar nominees...they are talking about the nominations...and never winning.. Martin an one dude for sound that has been nominated 19 times with no win... pretty funny and a nice touch...They cut to all of them in the theatre and they are all standing up... Out comes Ellen...Hosting ...All smiles from the crowd..Doing what she does...Her stand up is pretty good...At the end she broke into song with a choir...

Nicole and Dan Craig to present Art Direction.....
Dream Girls
Good Sheperd
Pans Lab
Pirate of the Carib
Prestige....

Winner is....Pan's wins the first Oscar of the night.

Maggie Gynelhall....Saying not much...

Cut to a screen with dancers in the background...which was a cut to the commercial

Will Farrel up next singing a song to Ricky Bobbie..and now Jack Black...and some other guy..
Best make up

Apocolytpco
Click
Pan's
Winner is Pan's ..Second of the night..
Cut to Ellen back stage talking to stage hands...making fun of Dame Judy

Will Smith's kid and another young girl...Best animated short..Will looks so happy for his son
Danish Short
Lifted
Little Match Girl
Maestro
No time for nuts
Winner is.. Danish Poet...

Best live action Short
Binta
Eramos Pocos
Helmer and son
The Savior
West Bank
Winner is West Bank Story...First political speach..about Jews and PLO

Back with Ellen thanking the band...A choir is now doing sound effects Pretty cool...

Steve Correll and Greg Kinnear...Sound Editing
Apocolypto
Blood Diamond
Flags of our Father
Letters from Iwo
Pirates of the Carrib
winner is Letters from Iwo

Sound Mixing
Apocolypto
Blood Diamond
Dream Girls
Flags of our Fathers
Pirates of the....
Winner is Dream Girls

Rachel Vise presenting Best supporting actor
Alan Arkin
Jackie O haley
Blood diamond guy
Eddie Murphy
Marky Mark
Winner is....Alan Arkin he is shaking big time...He put the oscar on the ground...

James Taylor and Randy Newman singing but the mic was hot and static was up in their face
Melissa singing now I need to wake up for the Al Gore song

Leo and Al Gore up next... Cut to Seinfeld...The show has gone green...They are here to lecture us. That was funny Al was going to announce that he was running for Prez but the music came on.

Back to Ellen..She is in the crowd talking to nominees...Back to the dancers and now at 926 with only one big category done we are going to commercial...

Back to Ellen..Best Animated Feature
Cars
Happy Feet
Monster house
Winner is Happy Feet

Next is benniffer...showing writer clips...Lame shit

Tom and Hellen next...Best Adapted Screen Play
Borat
Children of Men
The Departed
Little Children
Notes on a scandel
Winner is.....Departed

Ellen back..Best Costume design
Curse of something
Queen
Devil wears Prada
Dream Girls
Maria Antionnette
Winner is Maria..

Up next is Tom Cruise..To honor ...Sherry Lansing,,,Her boney arms can not hold up the Oscar..Wow what a canned speach, She looked older than Peter O'toole.

Next up Gwinneth to present....Wow her shirt is see through...Best Cineme
Black Daliha...Horrible
Some other thing
The Illusionist
Pan's
Prestige
Pan's Lab is the winner..The speach was heart felt and directed to the director...

Best visual effects...
Pirates
Posieden
Superman
Winner is Pirates

Dont know who these two are but here we go.I have no idea what these people are saying...

Cate and Clive to present...Best foreign film
Missed the first
Missed the second
Germany
Mexico
Water. Cananda
Winner is Germany for the lives of others

Coming out now George Clooney,,, to present supporting actress
Adrianna Borata
Kate Blanchet
Abby
Jen Hudson
Babel chic

Winner is J Hudson..I am so happy for her..

Two freaky peeps up there now to present...Best Doc Short Subject
Missed the first three
Two hands
Someone won

Jerry S up to present best doc feature...He is funny....
Deliver us from evil
An incon truth
Iraq
Jesus camp
My country
Winner is Al Gore won an Oscar

Second political message of the night

Clint up next....best score...No just some lame shit,,,not even sure what this was but ow Celine is singing......Wasting time...

Orig score
Babbel
Good German
Notes on Scandel
Pan's
the Queen
Winner is Babel....

Dunst and Mcguire..They hate each other since they fucked...
Best screenplay
Babel
Letters from....
Little Miss Sunshine
Pan's
Queen

Winner is Little miss

Jlo up and inthe house..introducing Dream girls.. J Hudson and Beyonce...Wow what a performance these two....Now Beyonce alone..Now J Hudson...She is so young and has come so far in two years...Two hot girls for different reasons..Beyonce is singing her heart out...Wow to probably outshine J Hudson...There is a whole gospel thing going on here.now..It is good.

Queen and John Travolta...Best song
Mellissa
Dream Girls
Dream Girls
Cars
Dream Girls

Winner is Melissa Ethridge for truth..speach was ok


Film editing
Babel
Blood Diamond
Children of Men
Departed
United 63..
Winner is Departed.

Jodie up next to show who died...

Best Actress
Pen Cruz
Dame Judy
Hellen from the Queen
Meryl Streep
Kate Winslet
Winner is...Hellen from the Queen

Best actor
Leo
Ryan
Peter o'toole
Will Smith
Forrest
Winner is Forrest.....

American Idol Second Night the Ladies

First Up for the ladies:

Stephanie ..Not sure what song but she is singing it well..Perfect pitch and hitting the all the right chords...The girl hit it right off the bat....9...Randy said it was a huge differences between the guys and girls..Paula said it was great..Simon said it was the best so far in the competition and Simon said it looks like she wants to win

Amy Cress....Singing Melissa Etheridge...Start off on a bad note and was flat it parts...Song is too slow and to easy as well. Give it about a 7..Randy said not that good..Paula did not like it either..Simon said he does not remember her and her personality is like a candle..

Leslie Singing you make feel like a natural which I thought would be bad for her but she sang it pretty good...I would give her about an 8..Randy did not like it , said it was a bad choice..simon said you are a nice girl and she is a dog watcher..She looks uncomfortable....

Sabina Sloan..Singing a song that I think is Aretha...She is not doing a bad job... Hit all the chords and keys....Finished out pretty strong....give her about an 8.5....Randy said she just made it a show and Paula said nothing. Simon said she proved a point by making it great performance...

Antonella Barber....Aerosmith...She is sounding pitchy in some parts and during the stanza she went flat...That made her scared... She cannot carry the note and at the end went flat again...7...Randy told her it was bad and not good..Paula said it was not great but not bad and you are amazing... Simon said the good news is that you are attractive...Song way too big for you

Jordan Sparx...Singing Give me a reason... Not a great song for her,,, But she is singing it pretty good. Little too safe of a song..At the end she broke the song open a little..wow what a great performance.....So far the best of the night...10 Randy said it was not bad..Paula said good song...Simon said you have a really good voice, push yourself and you will surprise people...

Nicole Tranquilla....20 bitch looks like she is 45...Singing not sure...Is this a joke..The faces and the song are not for real...I love the motions..She dances like this guy at work...She is singing through her nose..Thank god for the backup singers...6...Randy said I dont know dog..Paula is stoned...Simon recapped Paula and said it looked fake.....

Haley...Singing When you touch me like this....Pitchy in the first line and it is a Celine song so you have to sing it better than this...It was an ok performance just not strong..7...Randy said it was ok...Same for Paula..Simon said she sounded older...Boring...

Melinda Doolittle...Rescue me...Wow...She can sing....She is singing the song perfect.. She hit every note and chord.. 10.... Finished it well...Randy said blew it out the box..Paula said you are a front runner...Simon said she is soo fantastic..

Alaina Brass in pocket...Horrible,,,from the start....Boring song and no energy and it is hard to concentrate because I keep getting poked...5....Randy said it was not great...Simon said it was not special..Bad song choice...

Gina up next..I never thought she was that good..I cant live without you..Slow song but not a horrible job...8..Better than I thought Randy said it was good...Paula said nothing..Simon said she did not hit the right note...

Lakisha Jones...Singing A dream girl song.. She is a really good singer...She belted out ths ong and it was a good pick for her with the oscars this weekend...10.....She is getting a standing ovation...Randy I do love you...Paula said blah blah blah...Simon said that is the right note..

The ladies kicked ass.

American Idol

Well we are down to the last 12 guys and girls and tonight it is the guys chance to show the world how they can sing. We are know 10 minutes into the show and it has mostly been commericals.

First Up:
Rudy Cardenas...Singing Free Ride.. Seems comfortable but not a great voice.. Not strong Simon is going to say it is blah or kareoke... Shouting by the end... give him a 6..Dancing is horrible. Randy said it was corny....Paula said it was fantastic..Simon said he does not have a distinct voice and it was something not to remember.

Brandon Rogers.....Singing a Michael Jackson song..But singing it very Jazzy at first and then it picked up..He has a very smokey voice..Good control seemed a nervous in some parts..give him an 8...Randy said not your best, Paula said you were great..Simon said you are a good singer but it was a safe and predictable song..

Sundance Head.... Singing Knights in White Satin..Song to slit your wrists to. Starting off a littly pitchy...very pitchy....in some parts..He is very flat in parts of the songs and it does not resonate... 7...Randy said it was pitchy...Paula said you picked the wrong song...Simon said he was like a dad at a wedding. He said it was flat and he did not like him tonight...

Paul Kim.... Singing Careless Whispers...Wow this is bad..Lower register was bad..Higher was a little better..He is behind in the song and then he went to hit the high part and missed it..He is going home...5....Randy said pitchy and the falsetto did not work..Paula said he oversang it and pitchy...Simon said put your shoes on.. said it was ordinary..so far for me he was the worst of the night.

Chris Richardson.... Singing I dont wanna be..More up tempo than the other songs.. Little off at first and off at the first bridge and hook.. The energy is there but the singing is off..from time to time..Give him a 7...Randy said he feels like the show just started...was ok to him..Paula said did a great job..Made it seem like a new song.. Simon said his voice sounded very small and said it was a bad vocal.

Nick Pedro...Singing Richard Marx..Started off flat ...Seemed to calm down in the middle...flat on the second verse..A very safe song , hit the high part ok...It was a 6.5....Randy said are you nervous..It was pitchy, Paula said it fell flat..Simon said it was not that bad and said you will be back next week.....

Blake Lewis....Singing Keane Song..Nice choice...Started off off, but sounding better now...hit a spot in the middle that he either burped or sucked it in..Higher part towards the end threw him off..Just not a super strong.... 7.5..... Randy, Puala, and Simon all like the performance...

Sanjay...This guy looks like a girl....Wow they cut to his sister and she has a nice rack. Singing Stevie... Started off pitchy and such a boring song..got better but was not that good at the end...6..Randy said bad, Paula said it was ok, Simon said it was boring....

Chris..Singing Not sure what song it is..but so far he sounds the best of the night...Energy wise.. Gave him an 8.5....Randy like it...Paula said she liked it,Simon said your humor has you here..said it was a student gig..Not too happy with it.

Jarod Cotter....Singing R Kelly...or Brian McKnight....Sounds good....little pitchy at some points but over all pretty good 8.5....As good as Chris..Randy said it was ok.. Paula said it was ok..Simon said it was not that good...

AJ Tabalado.....Singing ??? Not bad..Energetic..Did a nice job....8.5...Randy said did not bring anything new...Paula said you can sing..Simon said it was good but theme park...Better than he first thought

Phil..Last singer for the night....Singing not sure what song it is..Soft, mumbles..These are the moments song. Not bad...8... Randy said it was rough at first brought it home at the end..Paula..said the same thing....Simon said it was bad at the start..Said it was ok at the end...

Overall I have to say this night was very disappointing.

49 Grammy Awards

49th Annual Grammy

Beyonece 49th Grammy

49th Grammy Awards

Now let me start off this entry by saying I am not gay. I do love the Grammys along with a couple of other award shows. We are one hour to curtain and I am watching E with Ryan and he is doing a pretty good job.

Dixie chix with Ryan and they won a grammy already. Ryan asked them if there has been many regrets about statements and they said no. Like those girls for their committment. They will not say they are sorry for dissing the fucker Bush..The man that has broken everything he has touched including this country..

Paul Wall interview was fantastic. Back with Ryan and the RHC Peppers. Flee dressed as a brit and not being funny with his comments. Freak. They started shooting silly strig. Now they are hopping up and down.. Ryan with a funny joke about strumming his six string as they were cleaning his crotch..

Back at 948... Reba to present to honor Bob Wills and Don Hennley...Carrie Underwood....not a great song but she did it well..Rascal Flats doing hotel CA..Good but not great. Now Carry is singing Desparado...Not bad...This is going on way too long..It is 12 minutes now and going on

Nat Cole and a Jazz dude..Best new artist..Blunt, Brown, Carrie, Corrine..Carrie Underwood won...Second person to thank god..god likes country

Next to Carrie Underwood.. Grammy winner Carrie Underwood. Country Vocal.. Carrie looking good. She denied dating Tony Romo. ..

Now to Shakira.. She looks great. Hair frizzed out and highlighted..Once again I am not gay. It has been a good year for her. She is wearing read.

Scarlett J saying she does not read the papers that say she is dating Justin. Now she is an actor..Why is she there?? Perhaps to hang with Justin... Pink up next..With her husband and she announced she lost her category. Pink is not pink anymore she is blonde?? Hillary Duff is up with brown hair.. I hate her fake teeth. She has the stump message for her..She is wearing Dolce and it was a boring interview. Jenn Hudson. Jenn Hudson looks great. Dressed in red and looking a little to divaish.. They are going to Ryan next..She does look good. Mandy Moore up and looking like an old frump. They cut to Christinna A coming up the carpet and she is dressed in her 40 garb which sucks so much. I have no idea what the image is supposed to be but who wants to see a freak from the 00 dressed like the 40..
Paul Abdul up with Ryan.. She is acting normal. Unlike her. Boring interview and we are now 20 mins to the start of the show.

Back from commercial at 744 with Ryan..John Legen with bow tie open has won two awards already. Cedric looking a Fergie.. Ciara stopped by and she looked good. Terrence Howard with Ryan and he is funny with toe cheese comments. Not many questions flying too many quick cuts away..Cannot concentrate.

Fergie looks like a crack ho. BEP already won one award. Going to break again. Ryan has translated what John Mayer said in Jap when he asked if he was dating Jessica Simpson. The translation when they get back from break

Back from break, the translation, there is no translation..What is up with that. we are ready to start....

8pm coverage from CBS, which I get in HDTV.. Police opening up with Roxanne. Even with throat surgery Sting still sounds pretty good. Taking a lower registger on the Roxy part showing he cant do it anymore. They should have done this acoustic and now they are bringing in sound augmentation. Copeland sounds good on the drums. Kind of lackluster..More hype than content. Got standing O but not deserved.. Remember this is their retirement tour to make money for their kids.

Jamie Fox up first. First Cat.. I missed it cause I was on the phone..Best Pop Collab..Tony B and Stevie beat out Shakira and Wy..Come on the fix is in..... Ouch we are off to a bad start. Wow some batter collabs got screwed that should have won. The mic hit Tony in the face.

Joan Baez up next to introduce Dixie Chix. I have so much respect for these girlz. This song is about not saying sorry to everyone who dumped them when they made comments about G W.. I love people that do not say sorry for their thoughts.

8:18 PM Back from break...Prince introducing Beyonce..One word.. Many people think she is not good but I think she is..Glitter on her skin..How hot..

BEPs up next...Fergie showing how she cannot read. .. Best R& B..Mary J, Jamie Fox , India Arie, Prince..Lionelle..should go to Mary J..Winner is...Mary J won...well deserved. Mary almost in tears and first person to thank god tonight....One of many..who is god and why does he love the record industry so much...She talking about being better human beings...Thanking people who bring her up when the other brought her down...good until she had three hundred..Take her off, God is bored

Up next.. the Queen L... doing the JT song double....should be the first girl...but we are trying to make money for the text message companies

Back from break with Justin talking about a song at 833pm. Taling about the best song he ever wrote..Cut live to the stage. Justin on piano...This guy is a huge talent..Sings live, writes...Where are Fred Durst and EM who took shots at him.. Honest talent is there always. He is doing a freaky thing with the camera that is strange...

Up next and Pink and TI to present an awards to the Doors. I know a little lady who likes that. Best Female R&B...Beyonce, Mary J, Mariah, Natalie, India Arie..Should go to Mary J...winner is Mary J..That song was too good.. I am two for two tonight... Again second thanks to Jesus... Mary and Joseph must be next. Talking about valleys this time and did not get the full thought out.

Back from commercial at 846... Stevie Wonder introducing John Legend, Corrine Baily Rae, and John Mayer...This is going to be good..Corrine singing STAR.. What a talent doing it acoustic..John Mayer joins in doing a slow hand blues fusion addition to the song.. In pops John Legend.. Soft and stoic.. Into the next song which is John Legend.. Mayer playing the basic chord structure on electric...this is the way music is supposed to be..the way that life is supposed to be.. talents from many creating one voice, one vision, one love.....the other two begin singing backup to John..They are prob going to do gravity next... which they are now...wow..This has to be the three best performances tonight...Corinne singing backup... He is the new slow hand..Everyone joining in right now. This is best performance..

Best Pop..Christina, james Blunt..Elvis Costello, John Mayer, Justin ...Got to be Justin..Winner is John Mayer...I am not bad at that..

904 back with Shakira and Wy singing their hit.. Nice job...Burt Backrack and Seal.. A tribute to Albert and Moss or better known as A&M records... Burt going of script....Song of the year.. Mary J...Carrie Underwood...Dixie Chix.. Corrine Baily Rae, and Jame blunt..Should be Mary J.... Dixie Chix win it...I am happy for them.. Going back to break....at 913pm

Back at 918 with How I met your mother peeps...Gnarls Barcley performing..Dressed as an airline pilot.. Have to hand it to the Grammys..Everyone performing live and they sound good... He is doing like a military march... The tarps come down and there are about 50 backup singers in the clounds ...Looks like Ide Amim... This is crazy..We are all crazy... Full Orchestra behind him..Nice job not the best though.

Best Rap Album..Kanye and Common.. Funny exchange..Luda, Lupe, Pharrell, The roots, TI..Not sure..Luda prob...Luda won..Shake your money maker... Thanking the crew..Many of the guys wearing diamond earings. Lame thanks though

Back at 933...Terrence Howard to present....Mary J..Wow, she is such a honest person...too for to long...such a great song...this songs sings of the pains of love... medely into another song..stay with me baby..very passionate performance..walking like a rapper in her gown....Not bad..Not the best we know the best at this point. Standing O for her.

Mandy Moore, Leaanne Rhimes and Luke Wilson..Best Country album..Dixie Chix, Alan Jackson, Little Big town, Willie Nelson, Josh turner..gotta go to Dixie..Dixie won..

I lost 30 mins of my blog some how..Smokey is singing..Lionnel...Now Chris Brown doing a stomp thing..sang a bit of his song..Now Christina coming ut singing James Brown

Mary J and Luda..runaway love..Wierd mic.. not a bad performance..James blunt performing your beautiful... lower lock on the neck of the guitar...mic problem at first...mic problem again..I love when it is acoustic and live.. Good but three mic problems

Jen Hudson to pick the girl.. Robin Troupe..Not the one I picked. Wow what a great song..Justin singing Aint no sunshine... I love this song. Not that great on her part. That was short.... Justin doing My love...This is the all Justin show..TI..doing the show ending song

Quentin and Tony B...Record of the year..Mary J...James Blunt... Dixie Chix...Gnarls...Corrine..should go to Mary J..Dixie Chix won

Chris Rock up to announce RHC Peppers to perform.. Song the ripped off of Tom Petty and they perform is pretty lame..No emotion... God they just look lame.Flee with a tennis outfit on..Just lame...

Al Gore and Queen L to present... Best Rock Album..Joh Mayer, Tom Petty, Raconteurs, RHCP,Neil Young..Should be Joh Mayer...RHCP won..Wow how lame....

It is now 1119 and the show has run long which makes no sense since most of the stuff is crap...

Scarlett J and Don Hennley... Odd..Final grammy of the night... Album of the year..Dixe Chix, Gnarls, John Mayer, RHCP, Justin...I htink Justin... winner is Dixie Chix won...

Have Not Posted In A While

I have not posted in a bit and I do not know why. Busy, not busy, bored and not bored. There is no excuse. A friend had her dog die at only 9 years old. Another friend went to India, Cambodia, and a few other countries and came back and is still bored with her life. I warned her against going to India. She is a funny little creature. Says she only feels alive when in another country. Yet when in India she was groped by a young boy in front of the Taj Mahal. She said she bought me some incense but she threw it out because it smelled. Did not have the heart to tell her that it is supposed to smell but my bet is that she gave it to the boy that groped her. She travels on every holiday. I think she liked the boy who groped her.

Other than that what else is new. I ripped the mirrors off my car in my parking spot, in the same week that I had to replace the breaks and tires. My dog celebrated her 1st year with me. Getting better but not great. American Idol started again and that is about it.