Idol back on tonight..JV called and said it was most downloaded songs of the Internet...Could be a recipe for disaster....The obligatory banter between the judges and Ryan. Of course we go into a Ryan infomercial....
Anoop..Singing Usher....Just gonna go out there and have fun...This is going to be a hard song for him to pull off...More screaming than singing and he is behind the song. It is just blah and did not really get the crowd going. Bad choice because Usher is a big voice..His is not..7...Randy said you picked up your swagger..Said vocally good but not right song for you..Kara said when you pick Usher you have to for it and you did not..Frat guy dare...Paula said you went back to the playful side.Your vocals sounded good but work on stage act and go for it..Simon said it was a mess. Said it was a poser song...Kumar is fighting for his life now and it is making me very uneasy...
Megan..Bob Marley..This is a good song and a nice choice for her... She makes weird faces and sounds like she sings thru her nose...She can't dance at all and it was flat....6...Freaky....Kara said I like you but you are in trouble...said it was not a good choice for her..Paula said you need to take us by surprise and dig deep for beauty and there will be a stool with a light and no movement and see the ballad and rip the heart out... Simon said so she needs a chair...It was boring and indulgent and you are becoming that..The audience sounds crazy tonight...Randy said it was like watching paint dry..He repeated Kara...I think she can be good but she is lost... She said she will bring it now that she knows but Simon is right she has had a few weeks to bring it...
Ya know I don't understand last years stimulus check...I am doing some one's taxes and they got 600 last year but then it was yanked back this year..Can someone explain..
Danny .....What Hurts the Most..Actually probably a really good song choice for him...The lone violinist....starting out ok and good at the first stanza...I am not sure if its good or if its just yelling and runs...Its good...8.5....Paula said you thrive from the first note to the cadence and I want more and I will hit you...twice..Simon said we were not on the same page...this week he feels that it was his best performance...like two snails competing with a race horse...I don't know if it was great but solid...Randy said you brought it crazy and the show started now...Randy is about swagger...Kara said you moved everyone emotionally...Hmmm don't see it...Kara be in love...
Allison....Don't speak...Hair teased..Lighting is odd..Its distracting...Strange outfit..starts out good but at the stanza sounds a little cheesy but towards the end she really does bring it..She is by far the best rocker chic this idol has seen...8.5....Should have done Pink...Randy said you can sing but you were ahead of the beat but dude what are you wearing..Mad love but can I say it polease....Kara said you are the part, don't dress it and it was forced and distracting..Good job not best. Paula said you have an axe and an edge..singers are twice your age and masterful and going skating bye to the finish..Simon said we cannot ignore the outfit its like the Adams family..it seemed a bit dressy uppy and being a rock star...and you were shouting the song..
Scott.. They should rename him lucky..Doing Billy Joel..His hair looks like the chic from the bride of Frankenstein..Ok so it sounds good but its an easy song to sing...I hope they play this for him the night he leaves....I hope to hear it again tomorrow night...Better than the last few weeks but its not a hard song....7... for the song..Kara said right song and I like the look..He is touchy the freak hair..Paula said that I am proud of you and nothing to do with your challenge but you make me forget..It must be a thrill for a lagotto...Simon said this is your best performance by a country mile..We have the Ryan S hair..Randy said the best of the night..Which Night Randy...
Matty G...The Fray..You Found Me..Good Song...Flat at the start..Ooohhh HoooFa ..He is in the crowd playing the keyboard..getting a little better as it goes on but he is yelling too much and it is hard to make out the song by the way he is doing it..Not bad, not great...7....Paula said Ok but you had an abortion and sitting in a false voice and it sound like Issac and it was a cold play.. Simon said I do not get it, felt put on up tight and you are lost trying to become others..Randy said it was not you and you have more chops..Kara said you have to commit and you don't deserve to go home...
Lil Rounds...Celine Dion.She gotta bring it...Hair looks hot..I don't know this song..Is this her Whitney moment...She has a super strong voice but yelling in some points but I have no reference point...8.5...Not a great song but she did a great job..Randy said I wanted more swagger..again....Kara said I was surprised because its effortless and you are a singer that can let it out..Paula said I do not want to see an adult Lil round and heaven..Simon said it was a safe song and it was a wedding performance..They all agree do Mary J and it shows no personality...Love fest for Randy and Lil is crying for her babies..Do we need more kids in the house
Adam..Play that Funky Music..Sporting his Elvis hair..Well we all know the song..Odd to say the least..the version sucked but he is just yelling and screaming and I do not know what the hell this is...Different odd...Cant score it don't understand it don't know if I like it...Paula said true genius shatters things and liberty and you are in a class with Jagger..Simon said it was very brave and we got rid of the crap...Randy said thought it was going to be corny...and a shout to Ricky Minor...Kara said I cannot wait to see what you will do next....
Last singer of the night...
Chris....Ain't No Sunshine...Fantastic Song...Christina Christenson did this in the first season and it was great....Haunting and first and getting faster..It is different than the original but just a little to make it fresh...Best performance of the night...10..sung perfectly and just fantastic...Wow...Randy said you are in a zone..Kara said that is artistry..Paula said you are pacing yourself strong...Simon said you brought it nice arrangement best performance. Winner for the night...Could be your next Daughtry...
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
American Idol-Motown
Tonight our idols are taking on the sounds of Motown and once again the idol judges come walking in next to their egos... Paula is wearing a Cinderella dress...Barry Gordy and Smokey R in the house. They are complimenting last weeks loser. So very nice...Out comes the crew.
Tribute to Detroit and the Motown sound and its place in America... The music the movement and the talent...Gordy telling the idols basically that they are taking a short cut to success..True...
Smokey the guest expert this week..Gordy sitting with a young chippy. and here we go....
Matt G....Doing a Marvin song..Love Marvin, good song and lets see how it goes.....Playing the piano, and not blind.... starting out good on the piano but when he comes to the runs its pitchy...There are parts that are really good and then some parts that fall short..This song can move you and this one is just not getting it on if I may be so cheeky....8...Not great not bad...Randy said he is happy tonight and that Matt set it off...I do not agree..Randy said his voice was strong..Kara said there are a lot of girls that want to have sex with you and you played the piano and you got up and it was solid..Paula said you are comfortable and sexy and cool...Simon said it was cool and you got up and your voice suits the song...You are a front runner..Don't buy it..JV thinks he is groovy...Manny gave it a 9..JV gives him a BVAL score of 9...
Chris...This could be a dark horse..How Sweet It Is...Hmmmmm..Original and fresh..and on tune..9....Happy and good...Kara said you did not do the other artists you did you boo...She is right...Best of the night so far...Paula said it is nice to see and it was a great song something about an infection and she is proud..Simon said you are doing good and it was smart but you need to believe in yourself....Randy said it is all good..Ryan and Simon fighting a bit...
Scott..The blind guy..Paula said he gonna bring it..Can't hurry love...selling himself as single in the promo and its just lame...My mouth is open..Starts out slow and hokie...wait it gets worse..fast..He is singing too slow for the song and he just messed up the lyrics, and now he is screaming now which sounds shitty..I think he may be deaf too...6, maybe a 5....I think I may be deaf now...Paula said you brought singers standing around you and I have no idea what he said..Simon said I cannot take much more..Said it was cheap...Thinks that he is better than that but week after week he picks the wrong song...I agree..Randy said he agrees that he takes no risks and the song sucks...Nothing great...Kara said you brought tempo but you took liberty with the melody but execution sucked... The cut to his blind sister..Here we go Scott beg and tell them what you were trying to do. Making excuses...Now we are back to Paula who gives Simon crayons and going under the table.. Oh God this is getting very uncomfortable with him trying to put three fingers up. I think he gave us the finger, and the peace sign at the same time...
Megan..Once In Life..She had a good voice but she sings it like a freak sometimes..She sings like a pirate...Band sounds good..Its like she falls just short of being Amy Winehouse..He voice sounds strained...She sounds like she cannot hear what is going on behind her...she is off..6... and she looks freaky dancing... Randy said I have mad love and the dress is good..Randy said a train wreck and crazy..Kara said she agrees with Randy and it was off...Paula said you are stunning but she agrees that she started off too low and then too high...Simon said horrible and fire the advice person...Vocals were all over the place and you are in trouble....She does sultry requests for the men to give a call...
Anoop Dog..Doing a Smokey song..Hindu Kiss Ass...Sitting on the side of the stage..Starting off good..OOOOFFFFF, some pitch problems, but then gets better and then goes off again..The song is slow and does not match up but a good job..8...He will be ok I think....Kara said it was a hard song to sing but there were moments that I loved it but others that were off but did a good job...Paula said you are brazen and sweet and tender and doing a good job..Simon said it was a great vocal and you looked asleep and it was a little like a musical..Randy said when you sat down that you were serious..I do not get the actions thing..They are singers, not sitters...Randy repeating...Kumar does American Idol..I'm writing the script...
Mike..Letting everyone know that he was sick all week...Ain't to proud to beg...Cheese Dick...Lame..Its like he is Rocky's retarded brutha Rucky...Its just off...Hey at least he will be a home town celeb..A bus tour might be opened... I really don't know what church would want him..7....maybe a 6..Paula said it was tough..Vegas Lounge....Notes were off..Simon said I have no idea what you said to Paula..Simon said he wanted it to end and he was screaming and shouting...You are not going to win..Mike cant take criticism..come on Mike mouth off..here we go sassy Mike respects it but gave it 100% ..Randy said its a big song and too big for him and you do not have R&B chops...Tried to do too much..Kara said you are not an artist, well in so many words and you need to bring that......So far Chris and Matt are the or should be the winners....
Lil Rounds..Heatwave...I do not like this song..She got one big ass booty.. She thick...Hate the song and the version and she appears to over singing but she is able too..She is singing it too fast but she can belt it...8.5....Always good...Randy said you have mad crazy vocals but it was not the right songs and you were rushing...He is right...Kara said you are the diva and this was your week and you did not nail it and it was not the right song...You were screaming and you do not have to...Paula said something about the outfit but your vocals were fresh and you owned it..Simon said it was a bad song and there was no moment and too fast. You are one of the best singers...
Adam...Oh God Tracks of my Tears...Holy shit he looks like Elvis...I do not like this fuck but I have to say that this is one of the best renditions of this song....I never really liked this song..Im thinking that Robin Thicke should sing this version...9.5....Best performance of the night...Not acting the freak and becoming legit,..Wow...Kara stood up and said the best of the night...Paula said that you are in your own league..I have new found respect for him... Simon said it was the best performance of the night,,You are original and made it sound as good today and you have emerged as a star...Randy said you have the range and could do anything...Hot...I am actually going back right now and watching it again..Manny gave it a 10...Watching back it is a little pitchy in 2 spots but I stand by that Robin Thicke should do that song or Maxwell....
Danny...Get Ready...I do not like this song that much and we are seeing that he can compete also..His voice is a raspy and rich and is fantastic..He liked to the Smokester..told him he would sing all the words and yet he let the back up singers do the other parts..9.5 as well..Nice job..Paula said something really good...Simon it was clumsy..Randy said you remind me not your best but love energy....Kara said good not great..Do not agree...
Allison...Papa Was A Rolling Stone...Paula is already standing up...Perfect song for her voice...Rich and on spot..I cannot this girl is 16...Thats an old soul....I think we have our 10..Best performance of the night...Randy said you are 16 but u is dope and hot...Kara said OMG and you were in the bottom three...singing like you are 400...Paula said hehehhe she has crayon on her and she could not say much...Simon is laughing...that is funny..Simon said one of your best performances.......
There are the following: Lil, Adam, Danny, Allison are your tops with Chris and Matt as dark horses..Matt's voice is not as strong as the others
Tribute to Detroit and the Motown sound and its place in America... The music the movement and the talent...Gordy telling the idols basically that they are taking a short cut to success..True...
Smokey the guest expert this week..Gordy sitting with a young chippy. and here we go....
Matt G....Doing a Marvin song..Love Marvin, good song and lets see how it goes.....Playing the piano, and not blind.... starting out good on the piano but when he comes to the runs its pitchy...There are parts that are really good and then some parts that fall short..This song can move you and this one is just not getting it on if I may be so cheeky....8...Not great not bad...Randy said he is happy tonight and that Matt set it off...I do not agree..Randy said his voice was strong..Kara said there are a lot of girls that want to have sex with you and you played the piano and you got up and it was solid..Paula said you are comfortable and sexy and cool...Simon said it was cool and you got up and your voice suits the song...You are a front runner..Don't buy it..JV thinks he is groovy...Manny gave it a 9..JV gives him a BVAL score of 9...
Chris...This could be a dark horse..How Sweet It Is...Hmmmmm..Original and fresh..and on tune..9....Happy and good...Kara said you did not do the other artists you did you boo...She is right...Best of the night so far...Paula said it is nice to see and it was a great song something about an infection and she is proud..Simon said you are doing good and it was smart but you need to believe in yourself....Randy said it is all good..Ryan and Simon fighting a bit...
Scott..The blind guy..Paula said he gonna bring it..Can't hurry love...selling himself as single in the promo and its just lame...My mouth is open..Starts out slow and hokie...wait it gets worse..fast..He is singing too slow for the song and he just messed up the lyrics, and now he is screaming now which sounds shitty..I think he may be deaf too...6, maybe a 5....I think I may be deaf now...Paula said you brought singers standing around you and I have no idea what he said..Simon said I cannot take much more..Said it was cheap...Thinks that he is better than that but week after week he picks the wrong song...I agree..Randy said he agrees that he takes no risks and the song sucks...Nothing great...Kara said you brought tempo but you took liberty with the melody but execution sucked... The cut to his blind sister..Here we go Scott beg and tell them what you were trying to do. Making excuses...Now we are back to Paula who gives Simon crayons and going under the table.. Oh God this is getting very uncomfortable with him trying to put three fingers up. I think he gave us the finger, and the peace sign at the same time...
Megan..Once In Life..She had a good voice but she sings it like a freak sometimes..She sings like a pirate...Band sounds good..Its like she falls just short of being Amy Winehouse..He voice sounds strained...She sounds like she cannot hear what is going on behind her...she is off..6... and she looks freaky dancing... Randy said I have mad love and the dress is good..Randy said a train wreck and crazy..Kara said she agrees with Randy and it was off...Paula said you are stunning but she agrees that she started off too low and then too high...Simon said horrible and fire the advice person...Vocals were all over the place and you are in trouble....She does sultry requests for the men to give a call...
Anoop Dog..Doing a Smokey song..Hindu Kiss Ass...Sitting on the side of the stage..Starting off good..OOOOFFFFF, some pitch problems, but then gets better and then goes off again..The song is slow and does not match up but a good job..8...He will be ok I think....Kara said it was a hard song to sing but there were moments that I loved it but others that were off but did a good job...Paula said you are brazen and sweet and tender and doing a good job..Simon said it was a great vocal and you looked asleep and it was a little like a musical..Randy said when you sat down that you were serious..I do not get the actions thing..They are singers, not sitters...Randy repeating...Kumar does American Idol..I'm writing the script...
Mike..Letting everyone know that he was sick all week...Ain't to proud to beg...Cheese Dick...Lame..Its like he is Rocky's retarded brutha Rucky...Its just off...Hey at least he will be a home town celeb..A bus tour might be opened... I really don't know what church would want him..7....maybe a 6..Paula said it was tough..Vegas Lounge....Notes were off..Simon said I have no idea what you said to Paula..Simon said he wanted it to end and he was screaming and shouting...You are not going to win..Mike cant take criticism..come on Mike mouth off..here we go sassy Mike respects it but gave it 100% ..Randy said its a big song and too big for him and you do not have R&B chops...Tried to do too much..Kara said you are not an artist, well in so many words and you need to bring that......So far Chris and Matt are the or should be the winners....
Lil Rounds..Heatwave...I do not like this song..She got one big ass booty.. She thick...Hate the song and the version and she appears to over singing but she is able too..She is singing it too fast but she can belt it...8.5....Always good...Randy said you have mad crazy vocals but it was not the right songs and you were rushing...He is right...Kara said you are the diva and this was your week and you did not nail it and it was not the right song...You were screaming and you do not have to...Paula said something about the outfit but your vocals were fresh and you owned it..Simon said it was a bad song and there was no moment and too fast. You are one of the best singers...
Adam...Oh God Tracks of my Tears...Holy shit he looks like Elvis...I do not like this fuck but I have to say that this is one of the best renditions of this song....I never really liked this song..Im thinking that Robin Thicke should sing this version...9.5....Best performance of the night...Not acting the freak and becoming legit,..Wow...Kara stood up and said the best of the night...Paula said that you are in your own league..I have new found respect for him... Simon said it was the best performance of the night,,You are original and made it sound as good today and you have emerged as a star...Randy said you have the range and could do anything...Hot...I am actually going back right now and watching it again..Manny gave it a 10...Watching back it is a little pitchy in 2 spots but I stand by that Robin Thicke should do that song or Maxwell....
Danny...Get Ready...I do not like this song that much and we are seeing that he can compete also..His voice is a raspy and rich and is fantastic..He liked to the Smokester..told him he would sing all the words and yet he let the back up singers do the other parts..9.5 as well..Nice job..Paula said something really good...Simon it was clumsy..Randy said you remind me not your best but love energy....Kara said good not great..Do not agree...
Allison...Papa Was A Rolling Stone...Paula is already standing up...Perfect song for her voice...Rich and on spot..I cannot this girl is 16...Thats an old soul....I think we have our 10..Best performance of the night...Randy said you are 16 but u is dope and hot...Kara said OMG and you were in the bottom three...singing like you are 400...Paula said hehehhe she has crayon on her and she could not say much...Simon is laughing...that is funny..Simon said one of your best performances.......
There are the following: Lil, Adam, Danny, Allison are your tops with Chris and Matt as dark horses..Matt's voice is not as strong as the others
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
American Idol Vote Off Show
The vote off show..Hmmmmm well lets see lets make them all dance and sing like puppets and advertise for the man..got what a horrible little song..Oh god and then into a Ford Fusion ad....Are they not insolvent???
They give us a look at life after being voted off.. I realize that Jorge sounds like our friend SB..Just a tad snarky..Damn that Jazmin can cry..I just want to hold her and let her know that things will be OK..Back from the shoot they question Mike about being away from the family and I am getting so sick of our AIs being strapped with cubs..I hate it....
Danny up first and is safe and on the tour..He has a job for the next year..Lil..They have her hair up too high...Lil is safe as well and screaming..And she thanked Jesus..Anoop up next and is safe as well..first three up and first three down...Ally and Mike next up...She should be safe and he should be gone...Paula asked who should got to Paula and she would not answer the question...Allison in the bottom three..Do not agree with that..Mike is not a singer...Mike is down too....Good...
Blind guy Scott is safe..What a crock of shit...He is safe and Ally is not...Megan is safe...Matt is safe...Chris is safe as well..So down to Adam and Alexis and Alexis should not be safe...Alexis rounds out the three...Ally safe..Never should have been down there...
Now we have to sit thru Skellator sucking the life out of Carrie Underwood...Wow Travis is burning a hole in her with his stare...I think that the the country music industry are vampire and Carrie is their Suki...They are going to drink her blood and feed off her...Randy T's fangs just popped and he is feeding off her...
Back to the losers..Simon said they would save one..Mike is safe and Alexis is going home....But wait what are the judges saying..It could be her but she has to sing for her supper...Oh god they are doing the fake huddle as if they care..She is heading home...What a great dynamic she is in panic mode and her voice is cracking. Horrible..Don't waste the save boys...They said no and Paula is telling her her life will be changed forever..
She said things happen for a reason but I do not know if I agree with that..Look at Natasha Richardson
They give us a look at life after being voted off.. I realize that Jorge sounds like our friend SB..Just a tad snarky..Damn that Jazmin can cry..I just want to hold her and let her know that things will be OK..Back from the shoot they question Mike about being away from the family and I am getting so sick of our AIs being strapped with cubs..I hate it....
Danny up first and is safe and on the tour..He has a job for the next year..Lil..They have her hair up too high...Lil is safe as well and screaming..And she thanked Jesus..Anoop up next and is safe as well..first three up and first three down...Ally and Mike next up...She should be safe and he should be gone...Paula asked who should got to Paula and she would not answer the question...Allison in the bottom three..Do not agree with that..Mike is not a singer...Mike is down too....Good...
Blind guy Scott is safe..What a crock of shit...He is safe and Ally is not...Megan is safe...Matt is safe...Chris is safe as well..So down to Adam and Alexis and Alexis should not be safe...Alexis rounds out the three...Ally safe..Never should have been down there...
Now we have to sit thru Skellator sucking the life out of Carrie Underwood...Wow Travis is burning a hole in her with his stare...I think that the the country music industry are vampire and Carrie is their Suki...They are going to drink her blood and feed off her...Randy T's fangs just popped and he is feeding off her...
Back to the losers..Simon said they would save one..Mike is safe and Alexis is going home....But wait what are the judges saying..It could be her but she has to sing for her supper...Oh god they are doing the fake huddle as if they care..She is heading home...What a great dynamic she is in panic mode and her voice is cracking. Horrible..Don't waste the save boys...They said no and Paula is telling her her life will be changed forever..
She said things happen for a reason but I do not know if I agree with that..Look at Natasha Richardson
ANTM
The ladies met with Ms J and learned how to walk a little. Small cat fights ensued after they played truth and dare and then it was off the reward challenge..Walking down the cat walk holding bags...Blah Blah blah...The one chic one..Thalia has to stop crying and thinking she is being beat up all the time...
Cut to Mr J on the NYC sightseeing bus. The photo shoot is on the bus and all around the city...
Fo and Aminat..Wall Street..They seemed to a really good job..They were having a fun time..J seemed happy.
Kortinie and Nijah in Soho..Nijah struggling at the start. Kortinae did a nice job and they seemed to get it together at the end.
Sandra and Celia...Nanies..Seemed to be doing a good job. Sandra has calmed down since the first week and is not a snotty little African..
Allison and London...From the get go Alison is saying she cannot do it.. What a loser..I hope her and her big eyes fall over.They are being snotty..Mr J loved London but was not really impressed with Ally..She looks like someone out of a desperately seeking Susan movie..
Thalia and Natalie..They hate each other...and Teyona...T was eating a pretzel like a crack ho and Mr J said to get rid of it and she spit it off the side of the bus....Mr J was feeling most but not Natalie...
They wrap the shoot and get ready to meet with the judges...It comes to the segment of the show where the girls talk about how great they did or how bad they did...Alison is a pill but she is real person
The girls walk in and most look good. I hate Paulina P..Dumb fuck..
Being called up as the group..
Nijah and Kortinae..The best shot was at best bad...Nijah getting the worst of it. Its a shame because Nijah is pretty in person but her photo was bad
Fo and Aminat..Tyra says they look good today. Aminat looks better..she looks like a ebony goth hippie.... Picture was fantastic..
Celia and Sandra..Ms J called out Sandra for having black ashy knees. Throw some Lubriderm on those things..J offered spit.. Picture was ok. I did not like it but the critics do.
Thalia, Nat, and Teyona...Shot looks fun..Natalie took the hardest hit.
London and Alli..The group felt the shoot failed. London got the most praise...Lets see who goes home.
The judges deliberated and have made their choices.. Who is safe from best to worse..
Here we go.....
Sandra the best
Aminat
Thalia
Fo
Good so far.
Celia do not get her
Kortinae
London
Teyona
Natalie
Last two Nijah and Ally..They should send home Ally...Damn Ally won and I am not happy...They are starting to send home my home girls...
Cut to Mr J on the NYC sightseeing bus. The photo shoot is on the bus and all around the city...
Fo and Aminat..Wall Street..They seemed to a really good job..They were having a fun time..J seemed happy.
Kortinie and Nijah in Soho..Nijah struggling at the start. Kortinae did a nice job and they seemed to get it together at the end.
Sandra and Celia...Nanies..Seemed to be doing a good job. Sandra has calmed down since the first week and is not a snotty little African..
Allison and London...From the get go Alison is saying she cannot do it.. What a loser..I hope her and her big eyes fall over.They are being snotty..Mr J loved London but was not really impressed with Ally..She looks like someone out of a desperately seeking Susan movie..
Thalia and Natalie..They hate each other...and Teyona...T was eating a pretzel like a crack ho and Mr J said to get rid of it and she spit it off the side of the bus....Mr J was feeling most but not Natalie...
They wrap the shoot and get ready to meet with the judges...It comes to the segment of the show where the girls talk about how great they did or how bad they did...Alison is a pill but she is real person
The girls walk in and most look good. I hate Paulina P..Dumb fuck..
Being called up as the group..
Nijah and Kortinae..The best shot was at best bad...Nijah getting the worst of it. Its a shame because Nijah is pretty in person but her photo was bad
Fo and Aminat..Tyra says they look good today. Aminat looks better..she looks like a ebony goth hippie.... Picture was fantastic..
Celia and Sandra..Ms J called out Sandra for having black ashy knees. Throw some Lubriderm on those things..J offered spit.. Picture was ok. I did not like it but the critics do.
Thalia, Nat, and Teyona...Shot looks fun..Natalie took the hardest hit.
London and Alli..The group felt the shoot failed. London got the most praise...Lets see who goes home.
The judges deliberated and have made their choices.. Who is safe from best to worse..
Here we go.....
Sandra the best
Aminat
Thalia
Fo
Good so far.
Celia do not get her
Kortinae
London
Teyona
Natalie
Last two Nijah and Ally..They should send home Ally...Damn Ally won and I am not happy...They are starting to send home my home girls...
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
American Idol St Patty Day 2009-11 To Go
Dramatic entrance again...Ryan at his most affected. Oh No the set turned green and talk of pints fell from Ryan's mouth..Country week is on for tonight. I hate country week..Ryan kids Simon about his love for the genre and then we get the intro to the quasi stars...
First up after the Randy Travis piece....Travis looks like Skelator
Mike Sarver.... The guy playing the harmonica seems more into this.This is always a hard one to judge because it all sounds the same and everyone sings country...Just don't know...7...Randy said it was a cool song but not sure about it showing range? Kara said we got to see your personality..No big notes..He made a country request to his fans....Paula said you had fun and we had fun and if you had the harmonica player had fun and their was charm and fun and fun is fun and the fun is fun...Simon said he could not understand a single word and Mike got sassy and said country folk did..Said it was clumsy and he don't get it and Mike got sassy again and Simon said he would give it 1.2...Hahahah...
Allison...Singing some country song...Don't like the song but her voice is very strong and she is starting to show that she might be able to sing any genre...9..for her voice..In tune and good... Makes it look simple. Kara said you can sing really well and you make it your own...Every week you are getting better...Paula said rock solid and no one can take away the power of your voice..Paula said you should experiement...amazin..Simon said it was good but you were struggling to remember the words..She said no..Simon said precocious..Randy said it was dope..
Chris....No guitar...In tune, the low and the high...He is actually doing a pretty good job..Quirky...slow song but did a nice job..Have to say nice. He is starting to sound like a contender.9....Paula said I'm surprised..Honest pure and vulnerable...She said some pitchy but I did not see it...Simon said it was terrific....Great choice of song, took it back and in control and did not go over the top..First time were I think you may have a shot of doing good..Randy said tender moments..Kara said ti did not even sound country...
Lil rounds....Have no idea what song this is...Sounds good..Horrible song...Great job with it..9...Randy said it ambitious but did not feel comfortable...Kara said that is part of being an artist and you are a great singer and faulting her for her but they picked the country..Paula said you look good..said something..Simon said Little it came over as a girl that has to sing at a wedding and it felt forced...I dont understand this because they picked this crap genre...Lil getting sassy...I liked it as much as I could
Adam...Freaked out Skellator...Very NinchNails....was good at the start but in the middle when he went high it was odd...Skellator is right....what is this odd, good, strange..I don't know...Its making me laugh...Cannot score this...Kara said Adam does country music...Strange said she does not know what to make of it...Paula said you stand out and are true and it sounded like Led Zepp..don't see that..Simon said what the hell was that and that it was rubbish...Randy said imagine nine inch nails doing country..Hmmm read my comments above...
Scott..Blind guy...Guy should not even be here...wow this changes me so much...I thought everyone could sing country..Wrong..Horrible song lower register pitchy and flat and the whole thing sounded like a theme song from the greatest american hero or a bad 80's movie..I expect to see him on a bike with a mannequin..6.... Paula said it was impressive lovely and you work harder than most..The piano is a crutch... Simon said Paula's comments were stupid...and they battled..Simon said your song choice is bad and it is going over my head...Randy said its not the song but no crazy vocals..You are good and safe...Kara said up your game...I will say this after this performace I wish I were deaf... I tried to scratch my eyes out but my hand still hurts
Alexis Grace... Jolene..great dolly song..Coming down the staircase...In the song at the fourth Jolene Dolly goes stronger...She sounds behind in the song and it does not seems strong..Randy must have been on crack to think that did not need to change..7..She back off on the strong parts..Randy said you did not hit it too well..Did not work..Kara said you lost your edge..flat..Paula said down and dirty vocals and you took something...Simon said it was ok sound alike...She asked what does sound alike..We will forget about it...Travis looks possesed..
Danny...He is such a kiss ass... Do not know the song but he has a very distinctive voice and what the fuck is this song..He is singing about a car accident...and Jesus driving and I am not sure they had cars back then..They had carts...He is good but the song sux.. 9... Kara said when you hit your stride it is great..First part not great...Paula said something about love and respect and ...Simon said he agrees with Paula but he does not understand what he is wearing..Randy said you blazed some parts and not the verses...
Anoop up now..Slow and soft and an easy song to sing but he is doing a nice job...At least people know it..at the end he kicked it up..9..Good job people know the song..Paula said you are back...Proud of him tender and sweet..Simon said you went from 0 to hero and you have performed well..Randy said this is the reason why we want you...Kara said it was a classic song and it was the biggest surprise of the night... I smell a movie..Anoop and Kumar do American Idol...
Megan....I like that its a blue grass country..OMG we got mellons hanging by a thread..She is on display....Its unique..sultry and sexy and they are going to say it makes her look old...I thinks its fun that she can sing that.. Towards the end it sounds shakey....8...Nice and fun..My lord the boulder holders... She was sick and that is why her voice sounded like that...Randy said he was impressed country soulful it worked..Kara said perfect song perfect look and you have the flu...Wow that make the song a 9 kinda of..Paula said something..Simon said you are great and look good..she is a whack job but fun....
There was a strange wierd glitch in the show and it cut to black and then an asian voice came out and then we lost the sound to idol....
Matt....Just a lot of mumbling but he should be ok because the blind guy should be going home or Alexis Grace...I dont know bout this guy..8 maybe a 7..voice is not strong but it seems like he has a pro teacher telling how to fake it..Kara loved it and he is going to cry...Paula tried to say something but forgot the words and something..Simon you have not had enough credit..You out sang them..Like Mike Booooble..that little fuck...Randy said you got it going on...
First up after the Randy Travis piece....Travis looks like Skelator
Mike Sarver.... The guy playing the harmonica seems more into this.This is always a hard one to judge because it all sounds the same and everyone sings country...Just don't know...7...Randy said it was a cool song but not sure about it showing range? Kara said we got to see your personality..No big notes..He made a country request to his fans....Paula said you had fun and we had fun and if you had the harmonica player had fun and their was charm and fun and fun is fun and the fun is fun...Simon said he could not understand a single word and Mike got sassy and said country folk did..Said it was clumsy and he don't get it and Mike got sassy again and Simon said he would give it 1.2...Hahahah...
Allison...Singing some country song...Don't like the song but her voice is very strong and she is starting to show that she might be able to sing any genre...9..for her voice..In tune and good... Makes it look simple. Kara said you can sing really well and you make it your own...Every week you are getting better...Paula said rock solid and no one can take away the power of your voice..Paula said you should experiement...amazin..Simon said it was good but you were struggling to remember the words..She said no..Simon said precocious..Randy said it was dope..
Chris....No guitar...In tune, the low and the high...He is actually doing a pretty good job..Quirky...slow song but did a nice job..Have to say nice. He is starting to sound like a contender.9....Paula said I'm surprised..Honest pure and vulnerable...She said some pitchy but I did not see it...Simon said it was terrific....Great choice of song, took it back and in control and did not go over the top..First time were I think you may have a shot of doing good..Randy said tender moments..Kara said ti did not even sound country...
Lil rounds....Have no idea what song this is...Sounds good..Horrible song...Great job with it..9...Randy said it ambitious but did not feel comfortable...Kara said that is part of being an artist and you are a great singer and faulting her for her but they picked the country..Paula said you look good..said something..Simon said Little it came over as a girl that has to sing at a wedding and it felt forced...I dont understand this because they picked this crap genre...Lil getting sassy...I liked it as much as I could
Adam...Freaked out Skellator...Very NinchNails....was good at the start but in the middle when he went high it was odd...Skellator is right....what is this odd, good, strange..I don't know...Its making me laugh...Cannot score this...Kara said Adam does country music...Strange said she does not know what to make of it...Paula said you stand out and are true and it sounded like Led Zepp..don't see that..Simon said what the hell was that and that it was rubbish...Randy said imagine nine inch nails doing country..Hmmm read my comments above...
Scott..Blind guy...Guy should not even be here...wow this changes me so much...I thought everyone could sing country..Wrong..Horrible song lower register pitchy and flat and the whole thing sounded like a theme song from the greatest american hero or a bad 80's movie..I expect to see him on a bike with a mannequin..6.... Paula said it was impressive lovely and you work harder than most..The piano is a crutch... Simon said Paula's comments were stupid...and they battled..Simon said your song choice is bad and it is going over my head...Randy said its not the song but no crazy vocals..You are good and safe...Kara said up your game...I will say this after this performace I wish I were deaf... I tried to scratch my eyes out but my hand still hurts
Alexis Grace... Jolene..great dolly song..Coming down the staircase...In the song at the fourth Jolene Dolly goes stronger...She sounds behind in the song and it does not seems strong..Randy must have been on crack to think that did not need to change..7..She back off on the strong parts..Randy said you did not hit it too well..Did not work..Kara said you lost your edge..flat..Paula said down and dirty vocals and you took something...Simon said it was ok sound alike...She asked what does sound alike..We will forget about it...Travis looks possesed..
Danny...He is such a kiss ass... Do not know the song but he has a very distinctive voice and what the fuck is this song..He is singing about a car accident...and Jesus driving and I am not sure they had cars back then..They had carts...He is good but the song sux.. 9... Kara said when you hit your stride it is great..First part not great...Paula said something about love and respect and ...Simon said he agrees with Paula but he does not understand what he is wearing..Randy said you blazed some parts and not the verses...
Anoop up now..Slow and soft and an easy song to sing but he is doing a nice job...At least people know it..at the end he kicked it up..9..Good job people know the song..Paula said you are back...Proud of him tender and sweet..Simon said you went from 0 to hero and you have performed well..Randy said this is the reason why we want you...Kara said it was a classic song and it was the biggest surprise of the night... I smell a movie..Anoop and Kumar do American Idol...
Megan....I like that its a blue grass country..OMG we got mellons hanging by a thread..She is on display....Its unique..sultry and sexy and they are going to say it makes her look old...I thinks its fun that she can sing that.. Towards the end it sounds shakey....8...Nice and fun..My lord the boulder holders... She was sick and that is why her voice sounded like that...Randy said he was impressed country soulful it worked..Kara said perfect song perfect look and you have the flu...Wow that make the song a 9 kinda of..Paula said something..Simon said you are great and look good..she is a whack job but fun....
There was a strange wierd glitch in the show and it cut to black and then an asian voice came out and then we lost the sound to idol....
Matt....Just a lot of mumbling but he should be ok because the blind guy should be going home or Alexis Grace...I dont know bout this guy..8 maybe a 7..voice is not strong but it seems like he has a pro teacher telling how to fake it..Kara loved it and he is going to cry...Paula tried to say something but forgot the words and something..Simon you have not had enough credit..You out sang them..Like Mike Booooble..that little fuck...Randy said you got it going on...
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
ANTM: Only 12 Left
I still dont know how Alison won last week. Anamati tells Sandra that the whole house wishes that they got rid of Sandra..She was sooo right to do that..Some general posturing goes on and then of course the Tyra mail comes..A stretch madress limo. The girls are stoked about it and high fiving...The Jays are getting a message from Tyra who is dressed like the last guy from American Idol last night who was dressing like JT who was dressing like MJ..She says whip them into shape..The obligatory MTV scream comes from the ladies.. The Jays anounce make over madness. These are the best episodes...Some girl always freaks out and ruins her chances...
Jessica chopped short with red highlightes..Looked good.
Sandra short and white...She looks soo good...
Alison..How she is on this show baffles me...They made her blonde with extensions.. I guess it looks better but I just dont het her at all.
Nijah,,:Longer weave but it looks really good. I hope she is around to the end.
Fo..Cut it off..I am not sure if I like it.
Ciela..short..first freak out..ick...
missed one...
Anamati..Took the weave out...Ms Jay used it as a Boa..Funny...I love both of her hairs..
Courtney...Bright red..love it love it
LOndon short hair and blonde..like it too
Natalie..first to freak and take us to the commercial..How dare she say wait to Tyra..Back from commercial and Tyra does nothing....But it may cost her in the long run...
Teyona..Love this girl...Gave her a big weave to and it looks good
Thalia ..blonde weave looks good
Fo freaking out but after the fact..
Back at the house Fo is still freaking out..WTF girl your going to get gone good...Jesscia loving hers and loving herself a little too Sandra... They go and then the show and do a covergirl commercial for like an hour...The break them into 4 teams and they have 20 mins to go get somebody off the street and teach them about the makeup...Team one out in
Jessica chopped short with red highlightes..Looked good.
Sandra short and white...She looks soo good...
Alison..How she is on this show baffles me...They made her blonde with extensions.. I guess it looks better but I just dont het her at all.
Nijah,,:Longer weave but it looks really good. I hope she is around to the end.
Fo..Cut it off..I am not sure if I like it.
Ciela..short..first freak out..ick...
missed one...
Anamati..Took the weave out...Ms Jay used it as a Boa..Funny...I love both of her hairs..
Courtney...Bright red..love it love it
LOndon short hair and blonde..like it too
Natalie..first to freak and take us to the commercial..How dare she say wait to Tyra..Back from commercial and Tyra does nothing....But it may cost her in the long run...
Teyona..Love this girl...Gave her a big weave to and it looks good
Thalia ..blonde weave looks good
Fo freaking out but after the fact..
Back at the house Fo is still freaking out..WTF girl your going to get gone good...Jesscia loving hers and loving herself a little too Sandra... They go and then the show and do a covergirl commercial for like an hour...The break them into 4 teams and they have 20 mins to go get somebody off the street and teach them about the makeup...Team one out in
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
American Idol Final 13
With last Thursday's baker dozen surprise, Anoop Dawg was left in the house. Down to the final 13 tonight. Tonight the songs of Mike Jackson, the Jacko, the Jackaloop..Wouldn't it be strange if MJ showed up to announce his tour..That would be huge for AI..Most of the contestants are young this year so he should feel at ease.
My pick at this point in the competition to win is the lady above..Lil Rounds..Chic has got some pipes, and she sings good too.
A new intro with the judges walking out and Ryan ascending from heaven.. Ryan kidding Simon about loving that way too much...Which celebrity will we see in the show tonight..Who has an upcoming show. Stage is lit up in AI blue. Advise for the singers..Randy gotta bring it, Kara said its gonna be harder and its her job to and then she stopped..Paula looking like she collided with a bird..Perhaps she was on flight 1594 with Sully..Her advise was that it was a big stage..Simon said don't forget the words and prove that you are not swallowed up by the stage...I hate that the blind guy has to be led out like a puppet..Its freaky...Hottest chicks by far Jasmin, then Lil and then Adam...Simon announced that two go home tomorrow and not one.
Lil Rounds up first..singing Way You Make Me Feel...coming down the stair case..Don't dig the outfit..Makes the booty look real big..Singing it well but its just a blah song...she does have a really big voice...9....Let her be the mark to beat..Randy said this is the way to kick it off. Send you made the song new again..Don't agree with that...Kara said what you just did everyone else needs to be scared...Paula said wearing a freaky makeup scheme..Paula liked the outfit and way to start it out and Simon said what.Simon said it was good and said it was a lazy song choice and I hate what you are wearing...
Scott up next.. Boy they cut to him doing something in his dressing room..I don't know what he was doing. Keep the Faith? Gets to play the piano..Started off pitchy but got better, but when he came to the bridge it was off again..Horrible choice of song because no one really knows it or if they do he is not singing it right..His high register is ICK...7...Song choice bad...Kara said did you just learn that..Most did not know the song but it has a message, not dynamic..Paula said its magical seeing you instrument at your fingertips..hhhmmmmm....Simon said he hated the song and no one knows it. Bad song choice...Randy said the song was OK but it was too safe......
Danny...PYT...Hope he does a different version...Neo Soul version..A little off at the start...Then he breaks into the old version...He has a very rich voice and that is what saves him on this because the performance is odd...He does have a strong voice...9..guy to beat right now...Did get the place rocking. Paula said you are on your way to the finals..Simon said the vocals are brilliant, a white guy with soul but the dancing bad...Randy said he has range and you got it and he loved it all because the dancing was not pro and that is what you felt..Kara said it was dancing singing and joy...
Mike..Oil Rigger...Heading home to the job and family...You Are Not Alone...Making it a country version..Nice tone..Sings through his nose a lot but doing a pretty good job....Does not get lost in the song...Not a bad job...I would say just as good as Danny...8.5...Surprised me this week...Simon said you are not the best singer..but you make up for it...Randy said Dawg listen you are one of the best..Kara said it shows you can sing...Did a good job and you bring your game...Paula said you are liked, you are something and sounded out a word and color or something like that....Oh God a shameless plug for her daddy...
Jasmine up next...She better bring it..She has been nervous the last few weeks and it has shown..She is hot and so are her sistas...Ill be there..Good Choice...Starting off really good...perfect tone and showing that she can do this..I was getting scared by her last two performances...Did not change it from Mariah version...9....Nice job..here and Lil's..Randy dropped the fact that he recorded that but said you did a really good job...Kara said she was surprised too but take it a half key down and good stage presence..Paula said you are lovely and poised..Not sure what she was watching..Simon said it was a good attempt but robotic..I do not agree with them...
Chris...Oh God not another I sit around with my whole family and sing...Remember the Time...Trying to act like John Mayer with his guitar. Does not make sense of him having the guitar since you cannot hear him play..maybe at the end..Not doing a bad job either...Yelling at the end but there is a market for him somewhere...8...Kara said the girls love you..I am happy to see you with the guitar..few notes off but good performance...Paula said something and Simon's hands were doing something under the table and I lost her...Simon said the song did not suit the guitar the vocals were good but hide the wife..Randy said he loved the wife Jason Mrazy...
Allison....Strange little thing doing song in front of no one...First Braces Grill...Give it to Me?? Rich voice and singing really really well but what song is this..You are starting to see that MJ had a few clunkers...Bad choice of song good voice..8.5..Nice job..Maybe a 9....Paula said something and stay true.. Simon said good performance good confidence...Randy said you got it...Kara said keep being the rocker girl..
Anoop Dawg....He is a pretty calm and cool guy...Beat It...Gonna be hard...Its gonna sound like a bar version...he wont be able to sing it like Mike and there is only one version..He sounds good but the song is too big for him..good tone but its hard to describe..7... Paula said she was not prepared..not a good choice of song cause only one can do it...Simon said it was horrible...light weight and stupid...failed MJ..Randy said it was the wrong choice...Kara said well the same thing..Little disconnected...
Jorge...Never Can Say Goodbye..good song...Off right from the start but then came back in line but when off again during the Never Can Say Goodbye part but brought it home..Have to say did not do that bad...7.5...Randy said pitchy just not the right song..Kara said wrong song..Paula said you were not yourself..Simon said it was corny and he could not wait for it to end.. I did not think it all that bad
Meagan...Something evil about that sleeve of Tatts...Like her with the brown hair..Oh god these idols are strapped with kids...Rocking Robin...Bad choice...Well maybe not her..I am confused by this..I think she sang it really well but I think it was an odd choice...Crazy shit at the end...7.5...Kara said its Meagan...Paula said she loves her and her voice and you picked the right song but did not hear it to the end..Simon said we like you but what a stupid song choice said it was clumsy...Randy said the song choice and someone screamed and then it got lost..Simon kicked it to Gordon Ramsey..Our first celebrity to see what he thought..no mic but it was funny
Adam...The Girl Boy....We get to see his black nails and goth look..Black and White...Gonna unify the races...This guy freaks me but he is a performer...The girl boy you hate to love or love to hate..He will kill on Axel Rose night...he made it his own..Or Journey night..8.5..not for me but not bad....Paula said take it all in...I am into you and fashion and music and package and love and something...Simon said it was in a different league...said it was an original version...Randy said you are right now,,Kara said she hopes MJ is watching,, I don't get it but hey...
GF MDL called and said she thinks Paula had a mini stroke..She thinks she stroked out after that performance and her mouth is now drooping..
Matt..I hate him wearing that MJ hat all the time..Shocking not on tonight..Piano singing human nature...nice version..not standout at this time..he thinks he is MJ and JT..not bad..trying to be like Maroon 5..8...Randy said you sound like Robin and Justin..Kara said good..Paula said something...Simon said solid...
Up last Alexis....God another kid..This is becoming AI the mothers version...Dirty Diana...Hmmmm Hate the white blond hair on woman..Like an old woman...She has a good voice in a short black dress..It was strange I was having a digital feed issues and it made her look like a robot from a tool video..8.6...Kara said you are back...Paula said watch the over singing...Simon said over the top..Randy said good..
Scott and Anoop should be going home
Thursday, March 05, 2009
Wild Card Show American Idol
Like the format but I came in late..So I cannot blog it...I hope Jasmin gets in....and she does...good choice....I want to watch the show but I cant....Ricky Bobby...Not going thru...Ok,,Meg and Tat...No to Tat...Meg thru good choice and Tat crying yet again..Loser 12 times over.OMG she is gonna pass out...I hope they scanned her for a gun...She is nutz....The network probably said we have to say nice things about her becoming a big star so she does not..One spot left..Jessie ...out... Von..up next..Strutting up and head bobbing and Paula is laying down the verdict..Did not make it...Thank God...Matt and Anoop...Please let it be Anoop the other fuck with fidora on and scarf to keep his voice warm is so poser and he has not reason to be a poser..I hate posers..Posers have this sense of entitlement that is not theirs..the poser made it thru..Well he has fooled them now but he will fail...Wow Simon made it a top 13...Fantastic...Fuck all you readers...Its nutz here..The cats are peeing in the toilet Anoop Dog in the house......
Tuesday, March 03, 2009
I Have To Throw Them Out
Well, I think I hit my limit when I got home from work today..Let's recap the week. I was walking the dog and I ended up messing up my finger. I came home tonight, to one cat screaming for food and knocking objects off of the counter, the dog got into the garbage and left it on the kitchen floor with a few gifts from her bowels, and when I opened the bathroom door, the dog got into the trash in there as well. But, when I turned on the lights, I seeeee this... They dont pay rent, I have to clean up after them and feed them constantly and they seem to love everyone else but me....Now I dont mind that the cat was using the toilet, but what I do mind is that she left the seat down. What am I going to do
American Idol Group #3
Ryan here to tell you about the next two hours. The final group..
Von Smith..Hate the voice and hate this guys voice..Cannot understand why this kid is in it..They should have had Dave Foley instead... Singing Marvin Gaye. His mouth is too close to the mic..he looks like a bass when he sings..His mouth and face make weird faces..Singing better than a lot of the other people from last week.. At first a little pitchy but not a bad job..8....You have to beat him tonight. Randy said tonight you started it off right. Better than you did in Hollywood..Kara said you know what you are doing tonight...Paula said I love you know when to pull back and go forward..Simon said you remind me of Clay Aiken..You sang better than Hollywood.
Taylor 17 and from Utah....If I Ain't Got You....Alicia..Gotta bring it... Starting off good..Quality this week is much better than the last two weeks..Hitting the middle and he is going flat like she lost the tone...Not good...Almost like she got scared now the rest is just catching up..The back up singers are helping her..Not a very strong voice. 6..Nice try maybe next year...Kara said you have a voice and you hit some issues but I'm trying to figure out who you are and it leaves me cold..Paula said you sang it in Hollywood...You showed nothing new..Simon said I don't get the shopping thing...Not something anyone will remember..It was generic and bland.. And the crowd turned on him and forgot Randy..Randy said boring..OMG towers over Ryan..Then again so could a Leprechan.
Alex...Very funny intro with him..He seems very witty...Guess Why They Call It The Blue..Elton...Ugg started off flat but then he runs away from the mic and then he started making these strange noises into the mic like a grunt..Really do not understand this arrangement..Horrible song for him and he is singing thru his lips....5... Paula said you are a showman and you had fun...Simon said we had fun watching you just not listening to you..He said the growling was stupid and said he is a hamster trying to be a Tiger...It was stupid..Randy said it was crazy in a buck wild sort away.. Moves were so wild .Kara said you do you..You are the fun guy..Everyone more or less agreed with Simon..Alex said he was having fun..
Arrianna up next...Winner Takes It All..ABBA..Dont know about the song...Singing a slow version..I am not sure what note she is going for..She is kind of all over the place..Started out sounding like Rhianna and then in the middle like Ri Ri getting beaten by Chris Beat Her Down Brown and then at the end it sound really good..I am very confused...7....Simon said it was horrible dreadful and you failed and that was the problem..Randy said you are young and you can sing big songs and it was the wrong song and it was not good..Kara said you are a beam of sunshine..and tonight it was dark and depressing..Gloomy..Kara said you had some bright moments but the song was old fashion...
Ju'Not..Business owner..I hope he is Ju Yes and not Ju No..He better have his kid in the crowd..Hey there Delilah..WTF He is black...Oh well..Ok I'm feeling him Boo...I'm not mad at him boo,,I thought this was a bad choice but he is singing it better than the original..So far this is the best guy singer of the night...but its not bad..Made it soulful....9..Man to beat tonight...Junot Is Ju Yes..Nice Job..Randy said you took a plain white tee and pulled it off and it was a smart choice.. Kara said the spin was the smooth...Paula said it paid off..Simon said it was better than I thought it was going to be. You should have stripped it down and you are nervous...Junot started talking about taking shots in the butt..God Ryan is a tiny little fuck...
Kristen and Nathanial..I hate this little fuck...Kristen up first..She is a little troll.. She reminds me of Tanya Harding..Give me one reason..She seems very contrived but her voice is pretty good..I think she is 60....She pretends like she is shy and innocent yet is sultry...Best girl of the night..8..So far.. Kara likes the hair you have great tone but not edgy for you but you can sing...Paula said you have range but this song has not range...Simon said you look like a pagent child but your voice is good..Randy said it is an easy song but you tried to do too much..Ryan said who are you..She is a girl just as tall as you Ryan that makes you a short little fuck..Thats who you are Ryan
Nate..Ill do anything for Love...I hate this fuck cause he is a little snarky drama queen. He is so full of himself..He is Rupert Pupkin...He is singing the wrong note and then it gets fast and with the head band he looks like an Olivia Newton John video and he is singing to the Drama Queens be free be free you drama queens...getting fast again and he is sweating to the oldies..Just an odd song..6...When will he cry..come on cry..cry...The judges are stunned..Simon said he would do anything...Some people will like it but most will not....the ONJ head band read above but they will remember you..You are fun...Randy said odd song..You can sing but hard to imagine what kind of record you would put out....Simon said a keep fit video..Kara said you are not serious...Simon said who are you here with and they went to his GM but this is getting strange..Paula said you are cool in Hollywood...boy George version...Simon is not happy with what is going on..
Felicia....No one..by Alicia...Good song...Oops hit a hard spot on the opening...She has a strong voice...sounding good and then in the middle during the no ones she hit a sour note or two....Its gone off from here and its getting jerky right now and this is not good..Its getting more and more flat...7...Paula said you are hot inside and out and I am glad we brought you back..Simon said you came back to prove a point its a copy cat and I am not too happy with it..Randy said you have a good voice and it was hot....WTF Kara said its a good look but problems with the notes...
Scott..The Blind Guy..Mandolin Rain..Great Song by the Hornsman....He cant hold his notes that well and sings thru his nose....ouch some sharp notes and flat notes and he looks like he is gonna kill somebody..I used to love this song...Until the night the blind man from AI sang it..Gov Patterson hates it too...He just called..7..Not that good and going home..His helper is in the crowd clapping..I thought it was horrible when he turned the wrong way..Randy said it was not perfect but props..Kara said you move mountains...Paula said I am happy and proud and you bless us and you are one of the finest..Simon said you grow on me but it was not great..You are not the best singer and you should make it thru the next round..I do not agree....
Kendal singing some country song.. Shows that anyone can sing country...Her voice is really deep and she is looking to be the next blond chic from AI that won all those awards but alas her notes are not as sharp as they are flat...Has moments but just blah..Pitchy but not too bad..7...Kara said you know who you are but it was flat so you had issues..Paula said you have the best outfit..Simon said you are what you are and you like you country..Half way thru I wanted it to end..Not my cup of tea..Randy said good song, nice outfit but not good vocals..
Jorge Nunez up next...Dont Let the Sun Go Down..Elton Again...Is this the spanish version..I think he can sing but only Latin songs...Mi minutos cuando I met tu....go half spanish now cause its not sounding good in english...Not a bad job but no market for him doing english..Not a cross over...8...took half off for the english..Paula said nothing again other than she is proud and somehting..Simon said you should sing with an accent..You are a good singer...Randy said you are good and Kara said you are born to sing you are a singer..thats your gig..Ill shoot her a gig...OMG he is crying..there is no crying in American Idol for the guys..OMG and the spit in his mouth is getting sticky...
Lil Rounds...Now having heard the little I have from her she is one of my top picks.. I think this girl can sing and she is hungry, well, like most of the country these days but nonetheless I hope she kills it..She has a great voice...and she is sexy... Be without you by Mary...Good song..She looks good..Singing a little too fast and above the song...Dont like the arrangement..I dont like this all that much but it does show how strong her voice is..7 for the song 10 for the pipes..Simon said brilliant...I would not have chosen the song because you sounded better than the original and great prospects..Randy said I gotta agree...Kara said Lil you are a powerhouse...You are a steady boat...Paula said you are first class....I like little rounds
Girls Lil Round, Guys Ju'Not Wild card....Von or Jorge
Von Smith..Hate the voice and hate this guys voice..Cannot understand why this kid is in it..They should have had Dave Foley instead... Singing Marvin Gaye. His mouth is too close to the mic..he looks like a bass when he sings..His mouth and face make weird faces..Singing better than a lot of the other people from last week.. At first a little pitchy but not a bad job..8....You have to beat him tonight. Randy said tonight you started it off right. Better than you did in Hollywood..Kara said you know what you are doing tonight...Paula said I love you know when to pull back and go forward..Simon said you remind me of Clay Aiken..You sang better than Hollywood.
Taylor 17 and from Utah....If I Ain't Got You....Alicia..Gotta bring it... Starting off good..Quality this week is much better than the last two weeks..Hitting the middle and he is going flat like she lost the tone...Not good...Almost like she got scared now the rest is just catching up..The back up singers are helping her..Not a very strong voice. 6..Nice try maybe next year...Kara said you have a voice and you hit some issues but I'm trying to figure out who you are and it leaves me cold..Paula said you sang it in Hollywood...You showed nothing new..Simon said I don't get the shopping thing...Not something anyone will remember..It was generic and bland.. And the crowd turned on him and forgot Randy..Randy said boring..OMG towers over Ryan..Then again so could a Leprechan.
Alex...Very funny intro with him..He seems very witty...Guess Why They Call It The Blue..Elton...Ugg started off flat but then he runs away from the mic and then he started making these strange noises into the mic like a grunt..Really do not understand this arrangement..Horrible song for him and he is singing thru his lips....5... Paula said you are a showman and you had fun...Simon said we had fun watching you just not listening to you..He said the growling was stupid and said he is a hamster trying to be a Tiger...It was stupid..Randy said it was crazy in a buck wild sort away.. Moves were so wild .Kara said you do you..You are the fun guy..Everyone more or less agreed with Simon..Alex said he was having fun..
Arrianna up next...Winner Takes It All..ABBA..Dont know about the song...Singing a slow version..I am not sure what note she is going for..She is kind of all over the place..Started out sounding like Rhianna and then in the middle like Ri Ri getting beaten by Chris Beat Her Down Brown and then at the end it sound really good..I am very confused...7....Simon said it was horrible dreadful and you failed and that was the problem..Randy said you are young and you can sing big songs and it was the wrong song and it was not good..Kara said you are a beam of sunshine..and tonight it was dark and depressing..Gloomy..Kara said you had some bright moments but the song was old fashion...
Ju'Not..Business owner..I hope he is Ju Yes and not Ju No..He better have his kid in the crowd..Hey there Delilah..WTF He is black...Oh well..Ok I'm feeling him Boo...I'm not mad at him boo,,I thought this was a bad choice but he is singing it better than the original..So far this is the best guy singer of the night...but its not bad..Made it soulful....9..Man to beat tonight...Junot Is Ju Yes..Nice Job..Randy said you took a plain white tee and pulled it off and it was a smart choice.. Kara said the spin was the smooth...Paula said it paid off..Simon said it was better than I thought it was going to be. You should have stripped it down and you are nervous...Junot started talking about taking shots in the butt..God Ryan is a tiny little fuck...
Kristen and Nathanial..I hate this little fuck...Kristen up first..She is a little troll.. She reminds me of Tanya Harding..Give me one reason..She seems very contrived but her voice is pretty good..I think she is 60....She pretends like she is shy and innocent yet is sultry...Best girl of the night..8..So far.. Kara likes the hair you have great tone but not edgy for you but you can sing...Paula said you have range but this song has not range...Simon said you look like a pagent child but your voice is good..Randy said it is an easy song but you tried to do too much..Ryan said who are you..She is a girl just as tall as you Ryan that makes you a short little fuck..Thats who you are Ryan
Nate..Ill do anything for Love...I hate this fuck cause he is a little snarky drama queen. He is so full of himself..He is Rupert Pupkin...He is singing the wrong note and then it gets fast and with the head band he looks like an Olivia Newton John video and he is singing to the Drama Queens be free be free you drama queens...getting fast again and he is sweating to the oldies..Just an odd song..6...When will he cry..come on cry..cry...The judges are stunned..Simon said he would do anything...Some people will like it but most will not....the ONJ head band read above but they will remember you..You are fun...Randy said odd song..You can sing but hard to imagine what kind of record you would put out....Simon said a keep fit video..Kara said you are not serious...Simon said who are you here with and they went to his GM but this is getting strange..Paula said you are cool in Hollywood...boy George version...Simon is not happy with what is going on..
Felicia....No one..by Alicia...Good song...Oops hit a hard spot on the opening...She has a strong voice...sounding good and then in the middle during the no ones she hit a sour note or two....Its gone off from here and its getting jerky right now and this is not good..Its getting more and more flat...7...Paula said you are hot inside and out and I am glad we brought you back..Simon said you came back to prove a point its a copy cat and I am not too happy with it..Randy said you have a good voice and it was hot....WTF Kara said its a good look but problems with the notes...
Scott..The Blind Guy..Mandolin Rain..Great Song by the Hornsman....He cant hold his notes that well and sings thru his nose....ouch some sharp notes and flat notes and he looks like he is gonna kill somebody..I used to love this song...Until the night the blind man from AI sang it..Gov Patterson hates it too...He just called..7..Not that good and going home..His helper is in the crowd clapping..I thought it was horrible when he turned the wrong way..Randy said it was not perfect but props..Kara said you move mountains...Paula said I am happy and proud and you bless us and you are one of the finest..Simon said you grow on me but it was not great..You are not the best singer and you should make it thru the next round..I do not agree....
Kendal singing some country song.. Shows that anyone can sing country...Her voice is really deep and she is looking to be the next blond chic from AI that won all those awards but alas her notes are not as sharp as they are flat...Has moments but just blah..Pitchy but not too bad..7...Kara said you know who you are but it was flat so you had issues..Paula said you have the best outfit..Simon said you are what you are and you like you country..Half way thru I wanted it to end..Not my cup of tea..Randy said good song, nice outfit but not good vocals..
Jorge Nunez up next...Dont Let the Sun Go Down..Elton Again...Is this the spanish version..I think he can sing but only Latin songs...Mi minutos cuando I met tu....go half spanish now cause its not sounding good in english...Not a bad job but no market for him doing english..Not a cross over...8...took half off for the english..Paula said nothing again other than she is proud and somehting..Simon said you should sing with an accent..You are a good singer...Randy said you are good and Kara said you are born to sing you are a singer..thats your gig..Ill shoot her a gig...OMG he is crying..there is no crying in American Idol for the guys..OMG and the spit in his mouth is getting sticky...
Lil Rounds...Now having heard the little I have from her she is one of my top picks.. I think this girl can sing and she is hungry, well, like most of the country these days but nonetheless I hope she kills it..She has a great voice...and she is sexy... Be without you by Mary...Good song..She looks good..Singing a little too fast and above the song...Dont like the arrangement..I dont like this all that much but it does show how strong her voice is..7 for the song 10 for the pipes..Simon said brilliant...I would not have chosen the song because you sounded better than the original and great prospects..Randy said I gotta agree...Kara said Lil you are a powerhouse...You are a steady boat...Paula said you are first class....I like little rounds
Girls Lil Round, Guys Ju'Not Wild card....Von or Jorge
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