Tonight our idols are taking on the sounds of Motown and once again the idol judges come walking in next to their egos... Paula is wearing a Cinderella dress...Barry Gordy and Smokey R in the house. They are complimenting last weeks loser. So very nice...Out comes the crew.
Tribute to Detroit and the Motown sound and its place in America... The music the movement and the talent...Gordy telling the idols basically that they are taking a short cut to success..True...
Smokey the guest expert this week..Gordy sitting with a young chippy. and here we go....
Matt G....Doing a Marvin song..Love Marvin, good song and lets see how it goes.....Playing the piano, and not blind.... starting out good on the piano but when he comes to the runs its pitchy...There are parts that are really good and then some parts that fall short..This song can move you and this one is just not getting it on if I may be so cheeky....8...Not great not bad...Randy said he is happy tonight and that Matt set it off...I do not agree..Randy said his voice was strong..Kara said there are a lot of girls that want to have sex with you and you played the piano and you got up and it was solid..Paula said you are comfortable and sexy and cool...Simon said it was cool and you got up and your voice suits the song...You are a front runner..Don't buy it..JV thinks he is groovy...Manny gave it a 9..JV gives him a BVAL score of 9...
Chris...This could be a dark horse..How Sweet It Is...Hmmmmm..Original and fresh..and on tune..9....Happy and good...Kara said you did not do the other artists you did you boo...She is right...Best of the night so far...Paula said it is nice to see and it was a great song something about an infection and she is proud..Simon said you are doing good and it was smart but you need to believe in yourself....Randy said it is all good..Ryan and Simon fighting a bit...
Scott..The blind guy..Paula said he gonna bring it..Can't hurry love...selling himself as single in the promo and its just lame...My mouth is open..Starts out slow and hokie...wait it gets worse..fast..He is singing too slow for the song and he just messed up the lyrics, and now he is screaming now which sounds shitty..I think he may be deaf too...6, maybe a 5....I think I may be deaf now...Paula said you brought singers standing around you and I have no idea what he said..Simon said I cannot take much more..Said it was cheap...Thinks that he is better than that but week after week he picks the wrong song...I agree..Randy said he agrees that he takes no risks and the song sucks...Nothing great...Kara said you brought tempo but you took liberty with the melody but execution sucked... The cut to his blind sister..Here we go Scott beg and tell them what you were trying to do. Making excuses...Now we are back to Paula who gives Simon crayons and going under the table.. Oh God this is getting very uncomfortable with him trying to put three fingers up. I think he gave us the finger, and the peace sign at the same time...
Megan..Once In Life..She had a good voice but she sings it like a freak sometimes..She sings like a pirate...Band sounds good..Its like she falls just short of being Amy Winehouse..He voice sounds strained...She sounds like she cannot hear what is going on behind her...she is off..6... and she looks freaky dancing... Randy said I have mad love and the dress is good..Randy said a train wreck and crazy..Kara said she agrees with Randy and it was off...Paula said you are stunning but she agrees that she started off too low and then too high...Simon said horrible and fire the advice person...Vocals were all over the place and you are in trouble....She does sultry requests for the men to give a call...
Anoop Dog..Doing a Smokey song..Hindu Kiss Ass...Sitting on the side of the stage..Starting off good..OOOOFFFFF, some pitch problems, but then gets better and then goes off again..The song is slow and does not match up but a good job..8...He will be ok I think....Kara said it was a hard song to sing but there were moments that I loved it but others that were off but did a good job...Paula said you are brazen and sweet and tender and doing a good job..Simon said it was a great vocal and you looked asleep and it was a little like a musical..Randy said when you sat down that you were serious..I do not get the actions thing..They are singers, not sitters...Randy repeating...Kumar does American Idol..I'm writing the script...
Mike..Letting everyone know that he was sick all week...Ain't to proud to beg...Cheese Dick...Lame..Its like he is Rocky's retarded brutha Rucky...Its just off...Hey at least he will be a home town celeb..A bus tour might be opened... I really don't know what church would want him..7....maybe a 6..Paula said it was tough..Vegas Lounge....Notes were off..Simon said I have no idea what you said to Paula..Simon said he wanted it to end and he was screaming and shouting...You are not going to win..Mike cant take criticism..come on Mike mouth off..here we go sassy Mike respects it but gave it 100% ..Randy said its a big song and too big for him and you do not have R&B chops...Tried to do too much..Kara said you are not an artist, well in so many words and you need to bring that......So far Chris and Matt are the or should be the winners....
Lil Rounds..Heatwave...I do not like this song..She got one big ass booty.. She thick...Hate the song and the version and she appears to over singing but she is able too..She is singing it too fast but she can belt it...8.5....Always good...Randy said you have mad crazy vocals but it was not the right songs and you were rushing...He is right...Kara said you are the diva and this was your week and you did not nail it and it was not the right song...You were screaming and you do not have to...Paula said something about the outfit but your vocals were fresh and you owned it..Simon said it was a bad song and there was no moment and too fast. You are one of the best singers...
Adam...Oh God Tracks of my Tears...Holy shit he looks like Elvis...I do not like this fuck but I have to say that this is one of the best renditions of this song....I never really liked this song..Im thinking that Robin Thicke should sing this version...9.5....Best performance of the night...Not acting the freak and becoming legit,..Wow...Kara stood up and said the best of the night...Paula said that you are in your own league..I have new found respect for him... Simon said it was the best performance of the night,,You are original and made it sound as good today and you have emerged as a star...Randy said you have the range and could do anything...Hot...I am actually going back right now and watching it again..Manny gave it a 10...Watching back it is a little pitchy in 2 spots but I stand by that Robin Thicke should do that song or Maxwell....
Danny...Get Ready...I do not like this song that much and we are seeing that he can compete also..His voice is a raspy and rich and is fantastic..He liked to the Smokester..told him he would sing all the words and yet he let the back up singers do the other parts..9.5 as well..Nice job..Paula said something really good...Simon it was clumsy..Randy said you remind me not your best but love energy....Kara said good not great..Do not agree...
Allison...Papa Was A Rolling Stone...Paula is already standing up...Perfect song for her voice...Rich and on spot..I cannot this girl is 16...Thats an old soul....I think we have our 10..Best performance of the night...Randy said you are 16 but u is dope and hot...Kara said OMG and you were in the bottom three...singing like you are 400...Paula said hehehhe she has crayon on her and she could not say much...Simon is laughing...that is funny..Simon said one of your best performances.......
There are the following: Lil, Adam, Danny, Allison are your tops with Chris and Matt as dark horses..Matt's voice is not as strong as the others
2 comments:
i give matty g a bval score of 9
I look forward to reading this blog every week. I like the way you put a twist on telling the story. It is well written and funny. I still do not understand why you don't like Adam.
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