American Idol St Patty Day 2009-11 To Go

Dramatic entrance again...Ryan at his most affected. Oh No the set turned green and talk of pints fell from Ryan's mouth..Country week is on for tonight. I hate country week..Ryan kids Simon about his love for the genre and then we get the intro to the quasi stars...

First up after the Randy Travis piece....Travis looks like Skelator

Mike Sarver.... The guy playing the harmonica seems more into this.This is always a hard one to judge because it all sounds the same and everyone sings country...Just don't know...7...Randy said it was a cool song but not sure about it showing range? Kara said we got to see your personality..No big notes..He made a country request to his fans....Paula said you had fun and we had fun and if you had the harmonica player had fun and their was charm and fun and fun is fun and the fun is fun...Simon said he could not understand a single word and Mike got sassy and said country folk did..Said it was clumsy and he don't get it and Mike got sassy again and Simon said he would give it 1.2...Hahahah...

Allison...Singing some country song...Don't like the song but her voice is very strong and she is starting to show that she might be able to sing any genre...9..for her voice..In tune and good... Makes it look simple. Kara said you can sing really well and you make it your own...Every week you are getting better...Paula said rock solid and no one can take away the power of your voice..Paula said you should experiement...amazin..Simon said it was good but you were struggling to remember the words..She said no..Simon said precocious..Randy said it was dope..

Chris....No guitar...In tune, the low and the high...He is actually doing a pretty good job..Quirky...slow song but did a nice job..Have to say nice. He is starting to sound like a contender.9....Paula said I'm surprised..Honest pure and vulnerable...She said some pitchy but I did not see it...Simon said it was terrific....Great choice of song, took it back and in control and did not go over the top..First time were I think you may have a shot of doing good..Randy said tender moments..Kara said ti did not even sound country...

Lil rounds....Have no idea what song this is...Sounds good..Horrible song...Great job with it..9...Randy said it ambitious but did not feel comfortable...Kara said that is part of being an artist and you are a great singer and faulting her for her but they picked the country..Paula said you look good..said something..Simon said Little it came over as a girl that has to sing at a wedding and it felt forced...I dont understand this because they picked this crap genre...Lil getting sassy...I liked it as much as I could

Adam...Freaked out Skellator...Very NinchNails....was good at the start but in the middle when he went high it was odd...Skellator is right....what is this odd, good, strange..I don't know...Its making me laugh...Cannot score this...Kara said Adam does country music...Strange said she does not know what to make of it...Paula said you stand out and are true and it sounded like Led Zepp..don't see that..Simon said what the hell was that and that it was rubbish...Randy said imagine nine inch nails doing country..Hmmm read my comments above...

Scott..Blind guy...Guy should not even be here...wow this changes me so much...I thought everyone could sing country..Wrong..Horrible song lower register pitchy and flat and the whole thing sounded like a theme song from the greatest american hero or a bad 80's movie..I expect to see him on a bike with a mannequin..6.... Paula said it was impressive lovely and you work harder than most..The piano is a crutch... Simon said Paula's comments were stupid...and they battled..Simon said your song choice is bad and it is going over my head...Randy said its not the song but no crazy vocals..You are good and safe...Kara said up your game...I will say this after this performace I wish I were deaf... I tried to scratch my eyes out but my hand still hurts

Alexis Grace... Jolene..great dolly song..Coming down the staircase...In the song at the fourth Jolene Dolly goes stronger...She sounds behind in the song and it does not seems strong..Randy must have been on crack to think that did not need to change..7..She back off on the strong parts..Randy said you did not hit it too well..Did not work..Kara said you lost your edge..flat..Paula said down and dirty vocals and you took something...Simon said it was ok sound alike...She asked what does sound alike..We will forget about it...Travis looks possesed..

Danny...He is such a kiss ass... Do not know the song but he has a very distinctive voice and what the fuck is this song..He is singing about a car accident...and Jesus driving and I am not sure they had cars back then..They had carts...He is good but the song sux.. 9... Kara said when you hit your stride it is great..First part not great...Paula said something about love and respect and ...Simon said he agrees with Paula but he does not understand what he is wearing..Randy said you blazed some parts and not the verses...

Anoop up now..Slow and soft and an easy song to sing but he is doing a nice job...At least people know it..at the end he kicked it up..9..Good job people know the song..Paula said you are back...Proud of him tender and sweet..Simon said you went from 0 to hero and you have performed well..Randy said this is the reason why we want you...Kara said it was a classic song and it was the biggest surprise of the night... I smell a movie..Anoop and Kumar do American Idol...

Megan....I like that its a blue grass country..OMG we got mellons hanging by a thread..She is on display....Its unique..sultry and sexy and they are going to say it makes her look old...I thinks its fun that she can sing that.. Towards the end it sounds shakey....8...Nice and fun..My lord the boulder holders... She was sick and that is why her voice sounded like that...Randy said he was impressed country soulful it worked..Kara said perfect song perfect look and you have the flu...Wow that make the song a 9 kinda of..Paula said something..Simon said you are great and look good..she is a whack job but fun....

There was a strange wierd glitch in the show and it cut to black and then an asian voice came out and then we lost the sound to idol....

Matt....Just a lot of mumbling but he should be ok because the blind guy should be going home or Alexis Grace...I dont know bout this guy..8 maybe a 7..voice is not strong but it seems like he has a pro teacher telling how to fake it..Kara loved it and he is going to cry...Paula tried to say something but forgot the words and something..Simon you have not had enough credit..You out sang them..Like Mike Booooble..that little fuck...Randy said you got it going on...