AI-8 Left-Songs From The Day They Was Born

The show starts off and they are showing pictures of the judges when they were younger..Jokes all around.

Danny Gokey..1980...Stand By Me...Doing an R&B version of the song..The slow part sounds good, cheesy in the middle but still on tune...Could be forgotten but the end he brings it home..Soulful..8.5... Best so far...Randy said he did not love the arrangement..but you made me love it because of your voice..Kara said you took it to many levels and did it well..Paula said wow you set the bar and people have to run to catch you and the liberties were creative and chords were brilliant..Simon...said the start was good, the middle was lazy, and the end was great..At the start Simon was telling Paula that he hates when she speaks..Heheheh.That is what we all love

Chris Allen...1985..His parents are bad mouthing taxi drivers...All She Wants To Do Is Dance...Song seems like it picks up right in the middle...Lame choice for a song..He is singing it well but it is just a lame choice..Hard to rate..He is standing in the middle of the crowd last week like Matt they are all around him its lame so I give him an 8..Kara said I am a huge fan and I am happy you picked a fast song but it felt like jazz funk homework and it lost itself..Very true...Paula said its wonderful is that the heart feels genuine and took a song and made it your own and we like you..Simon said likable yes, but boring, indulgent, forgettable..people yelling that he was hot and Simon said yes so am I...said it was a stupid song choice..Randy said the same thing Simon said but added that its not the song but you as the singer..Simon and Ryan fighting at the end but its all good...

Lil Rounds...1984..Whats Love Got To Do..Big song she has to bring it...She is over enunciating the song at the start which makes it sound flat..Coming to the first stanza she is still trying say all the words and does not really start sounding good until the end..She gets points for taking on a big song but they are going to say its yelling..Does not connect that well.. 7.5....Paula said you look hot which she does and Paula said it was important for you to kill this week and you are a brilliant singer but you are not taking the lead...and she kept talking..Simon said I think what Paula is looking to say that we are not looking for a third rate Tina and is was a copy that failed and you are making wrong choices..Randy said we love you and you have mad talent but he agrees with Simon and its not clicking.Kara said you are not making that jump from singers to star..Lower register is bad...This could be bad for her

OMG WTF the return of the Six Flags man. I hate that fucker and I think he finally did himself in by talking...We now know it is not an old man and its just lame. I suggest to you readers that this may be the last we see of my arch nemesis...

Anoop Dawg...Shout out to UNC..Saying sorry for his attitude towards Kara..Anoop has jumped the shark..1986...Anoop in his Bollywood outfit...after watching House last night I feel like he may shoot himself....True Colors..Nice song choice...One of the nicest songs of the 80's...Doing a very nice job with the song..Its a easy song..getting fast in the middle, thought for a second that could be bad...good song choice nice job...same as Danny..8.5...Randy said good for UNC and you pulled it back and party guy and you can sing and very nice vocal..Kara said you controlled the song and your not being something you are not..Paula said flawless phrasing and satin and rainbows..Simon said you are a singing yo yo your up and down, was not fantastic but good.. And don't say you are sorry....

Oh God up next is Scott....Hmmmmmmm
1985 Don't understand the what the intro is about..Standing with a guitar and rocking out with some open E strumming..That is how I like my rockers guitar heroish..WOW he hit that high note and my dog fell off the couch...Horrible..Just don't like it want him to be gone..6.5...Kara said bad choice good moments and off too..Parts I like and part I did not... Paula said you stepped away from the piano and guitar and he said he is a punk and you have a nice sense of humor..Simon said go back to the piano.Song was horrible and Scott said it was not that bad and it was strange watching the bad guitar over a horrible song..Randy said dude it was ok and it did not show you as a star...Randy wants him to leap off the stage..Be careful he cant see and he might walk off by accident...

Allison 1992...I cant make you love me..Good song choice for her..Pitchy at start but smoothing out..This is the performance of the night....Almost as good as the original...9...Paula said one note and its you and its a gift with no price and I love tenderness and gut wrenches and heart and you gave us your own...Simon said it was very good...Sort you out and make you more likable and lighten up...Randy said you remind me of Kelly Clarkson and you are like her and you talk too much...best of the night...Kara you made this young and lets go make a record.....She is like Pink there is going to be a big market for her..

Matt...1985...Part Time Lovers..Oh God return of the hat..I feel like its Top Chef...If you do Stevie bring Stevie..Bring the Wonder..Did not bring it in most of the song...Towards the middle it sounds a little better..Oh God now he is dancing like Jacko and he is having pitch problems and at the end his run ends in a scream..He brought Scott..7.5...Vocally the best of the night.. Kara said incredible, Paula Standing O, and Simon said better than last week..Do not see that

Adam...1982...Adam was interested in everything..No sports, dress up..Penis? Hmmm. Sitting again and his hair down...Like something out of a play..I do not know the song but is sound familiar...Once again I do not know how to rate it...He leaves you blank at the end and I guess that is good because you don't forget it..Simon said we are out of time and Simon gave him a standing O.. Its different.