AI the Vote Off Show

Frankie Avalon to open the show singing Venus from the year 1959..Then we get treated to the group doing Cant get you out of my head..Scott is having a hard time with the dance step and looks freakish. The group sounds flat....How horrible...If this is any indication of how the tour is I think there may be an issue

Back from commercial break into a commercial. Matt should think about having something gnaw that mole off his forehead. Its like that commercial with the stain on the shirt..It talks to you,

Ryan after banter with Adam is ready to start the vote off..Adam, Chris, Anoop..Adam is safe...Chris safe and Anoop is down in the bottom three.

Flo Rida in the House,Ya know its funny the sell the show like its a family show and then you have The Flo making it snow, singing about girls on the pole...Hmmm Maybe those are our family values.

Back to the next group Danny up and Danny is safe....Matt is up and Matt is safe...Scott is up and Scott is in the final three, and he walked the wrong way..Allison is up and so is Lil and Alison is safe and the Lil Round is in the bottom three..

The PickMeister is up next and is being billed as a country sensation...Hmmmm..I think she is secretly married to Ryan. Horrible song and sung horrible and they should not save her..How is everyone friends with Taylor Swift..Who is Taylor Swift..I think she has a pack with the devil.

Bottom three to the center of the stage..Lil is safe once again and let this be a lesson to her and getting her act together...

Scott and Anoop..Let it be Scott..Oh Thank God..Now this is gonna mess my world up if they save him. Happy hands Scotto and go to your safety spot...Judges are putting on a show like they are discussing his fate..Guys he is blind, he cannot see you acting all false.There is that note again, the one that breaks the bonds of earth and shatters the heavens..

Vote is tied 2-2 and Scott is giving the I am having fun blah blah..Here we go..Dont do it Simon..Good send him home...Do the recap of his journey and send him packing

Paula said you are an inspiration and talent and we all watch AI so we can witness artists like you classy man..Wait, he is not an artist, he is a loser