I missed the first 20 mins since I was making my Lil Bro a crabby patty melt. So we are down to Nik, Bre, Jayla, and Nicole. Nik won the challenge and gets 100 frames at the next shoot. The other girls get 25 less as they go lower in the order. Bre ends up with only 50 frames and is angry because she will also not be allowed to look at herself in the mirror.
The girls have to pair up for a walk around London. Nik and Jalya went together and the fueding Bre and Nicole had to pair off. If you remember last week, the granola red bull saga was the drama de jour. But today as expected they put their differences aside and said they were sorry. Getting ready for the shoot Bre has a migraine and feels ill. But the show goes on and she did look good. Jayla looks expressionless and Mr Jay is saying the same thing. Just an ok shot Nicole is next. I just do not see her being a model but the group loves her. Nigel thinks she is doing great. Nik is last and she looks really great. She has 100 frames but she nailed it on the first one. After the shoot the go out for diner. Nigel shows up to be the waiter as well. He is telling the story of his mum who is Sri Lanken. She is telling the girls to learn...learn...learn.. She teaches the girls how to put on a Sari. Bre is smart because she thinks they will make them put one on in the morning at the final review. Bre is doubting why she is there still.. No confidence for such a hot girl.
AT the final cut the girls have 3 minutes to update a outfit to modern fashion witha sari. Nicole looked bad...Her pic met with mixed review. Bre's pic look pretty good. Nik's pic they loved. Jayla was next and she was well received. You could not pick her out of the photo shoot.
Winners are Nicole, Nik, leaving Bre and Jayla at the bottom. I hope they get rid of Jayla.... and the name called is Bre and Jayla heads home this week. Until next week my model friends
Wednesday, November 30, 2005
Tuesday, November 29, 2005
The Amazin Race
Weavers arrived last and stripped cash in the last show. The Linz family won last leg so they leave first. Bransen Family leaves second. Godlewski's leave third, and the Weaver's last. They are going to Park City Utah. Been skiing there. Once there the teams have to inflate a hot air balloon. I hope one of the balloons blow up casting a shadow upon the games. The weavers are a freaky bunch though, jumping all around and frontin. The Linz family are first in the sky and the others are following pretty much in order. The balloons are drifting and landing pretty much in order too. Their cars are shuttled over to where they are landing and they have to head to a railway station next. The Weaver family landed very close to a road and are hanging on a very crazy side of the mountain. They will be ok.
Back from commercial, everyone is heading to the railroad. They come to a detour. Spike it or steam it. Spike some rails or shovel and load 400 pounds of coal. Putting together the rails is proving to more manual the shoveling the coal. However, the Linz family took the lead. They are funny guys. The one brother bragged about it only taking him three strokes to get the nail in. His brothers were quick to point out he is the same way in bed too. The Weavers finished the coal first and are in third place. All the teams are heading to the Bonneville Salt Flats. They have to search for the tree of life. An art piece built there to add color the white salt flats.
Back from commercial the Godlewski family is fighting. They seem to hate the one sister. Linz family first and all the other teams are close together. The order has not changed. Well it has. The Linz family camera guy killed their battery. That sucks. They are going to a ranch now.
The godlewski family had to have someone turn their car around. They have to heard a bunch of cows at this ranch. The Linz family is in last and that stinks since it was not their fault. EAch of the families made an easy go of it. I think the cows were taught to run through the gates. They have to head to Yellow Stone Park to find old faithful. Set to go off at 4:28 and 92 minutes. The first two fams see it go off. The other two at 6pm..Now it is a race to to the ranch which is probably the last part of this leg. All cars converge. The first two families get there but it is not the end of the leg. Disbelief in their eyes and soul..When will this end.
Back from commercial, everyone is heading to the railroad. They come to a detour. Spike it or steam it. Spike some rails or shovel and load 400 pounds of coal. Putting together the rails is proving to more manual the shoveling the coal. However, the Linz family took the lead. They are funny guys. The one brother bragged about it only taking him three strokes to get the nail in. His brothers were quick to point out he is the same way in bed too. The Weavers finished the coal first and are in third place. All the teams are heading to the Bonneville Salt Flats. They have to search for the tree of life. An art piece built there to add color the white salt flats.
Back from commercial the Godlewski family is fighting. They seem to hate the one sister. Linz family first and all the other teams are close together. The order has not changed. Well it has. The Linz family camera guy killed their battery. That sucks. They are going to a ranch now.
The godlewski family had to have someone turn their car around. They have to heard a bunch of cows at this ranch. The Linz family is in last and that stinks since it was not their fault. EAch of the families made an easy go of it. I think the cows were taught to run through the gates. They have to head to Yellow Stone Park to find old faithful. Set to go off at 4:28 and 92 minutes. The first two fams see it go off. The other two at 6pm..Now it is a race to to the ranch which is probably the last part of this leg. All cars converge. The first two families get there but it is not the end of the leg. Disbelief in their eyes and soul..When will this end.
Thursday, November 24, 2005
Turkey Day Apprentice
Clay was let go last wek since no one could get along with him. Tonight the Trump apartment is waiting to see who comes back. The two survivors Randal and Rebecca who really have not done much of nothing. Randy is upset that she said it but sadly the only thing he has done was go to his Grandmother's funeral. Randy is going to be the PM on the next task.
Back from commercial break...Trump Bar in the Trump tower is where they are meeting today. Week 10 and Bill is back and he is an idiot too. Today they are working with Shania Twain. They are going to market the product, wrap something and 10G to advertise. Team with the most calls on the 800 number wins the task. Randy and Rebecca are one team. Randy wants to put sandwich boards on people and have them walk around the city advertising the product. They did not talk to anyone about the product. Team Edge are trying to think about what to wrap. The one dude said the back of a horse carriage. Felisha suggested people. Little bit on fighting since Felisha is saying to get the carriages and horses wrapped would be major.
Back from commercial Randy and Rebecca found out there are only 10 megaphones and the other team got them. However, R&R are going to steal them which they did. A cab race ensuues and R&R get there first and take them. The edge peeps are really angry.. Another quick commercial break and we are seeing xmas ads again. Must be xmas..
Back from commercial The one team is wrapping carriages and complaining about the non english speaking people. R&R have a whole team of people ready to go. Rebecca sent a team to spanish harlem. Good move..It looks like his team is doing good. The carriage team is failing a bit. But they think they are winning. We now head to the board room where Carolyn and Bill are looking very serious. R&R got 978 and the other got 5 less. They get to hang out with Shanaia and have dinner.
Back from break and the two are going horse back riding. Randy cannot handle a horse. They then head to Oceana for dinner in the wine cellar. But they are drinking water. They are gonna ask her questions about success. A toast to Randy from Rebecca with honor and respect in winning but they really were very underhanded. Adam is with Alla trying to save his ass. So off to the board room. The three walk in. Donald comes in. Says how come you lost. The are getting beat up for not having enough people. The Donald says he is not firing Alla. Down to Adam and Felicia. Donald just told them they are the weakest and do not to be there. Now it is a free for all fight and Adam is the one asked to leave. Another one bites the dust. His idea to get the horses makes him look like a horses ass.
Back from commercial break...Trump Bar in the Trump tower is where they are meeting today. Week 10 and Bill is back and he is an idiot too. Today they are working with Shania Twain. They are going to market the product, wrap something and 10G to advertise. Team with the most calls on the 800 number wins the task. Randy and Rebecca are one team. Randy wants to put sandwich boards on people and have them walk around the city advertising the product. They did not talk to anyone about the product. Team Edge are trying to think about what to wrap. The one dude said the back of a horse carriage. Felisha suggested people. Little bit on fighting since Felisha is saying to get the carriages and horses wrapped would be major.
Back from commercial Randy and Rebecca found out there are only 10 megaphones and the other team got them. However, R&R are going to steal them which they did. A cab race ensuues and R&R get there first and take them. The edge peeps are really angry.. Another quick commercial break and we are seeing xmas ads again. Must be xmas..
Back from commercial The one team is wrapping carriages and complaining about the non english speaking people. R&R have a whole team of people ready to go. Rebecca sent a team to spanish harlem. Good move..It looks like his team is doing good. The carriage team is failing a bit. But they think they are winning. We now head to the board room where Carolyn and Bill are looking very serious. R&R got 978 and the other got 5 less. They get to hang out with Shanaia and have dinner.
Back from break and the two are going horse back riding. Randy cannot handle a horse. They then head to Oceana for dinner in the wine cellar. But they are drinking water. They are gonna ask her questions about success. A toast to Randy from Rebecca with honor and respect in winning but they really were very underhanded. Adam is with Alla trying to save his ass. So off to the board room. The three walk in. Donald comes in. Says how come you lost. The are getting beat up for not having enough people. The Donald says he is not firing Alla. Down to Adam and Felicia. Donald just told them they are the weakest and do not to be there. Now it is a free for all fight and Adam is the one asked to leave. Another one bites the dust. His idea to get the horses makes him look like a horses ass.
Survivor Thanksgiving
I have been in conference calls the past few weeks and have not been able to catch up.. Tonight I will. Jaime was voted off last week and he shouted blind sided nice. Probst was quick to point out the importance of what he said. Tonight we are down to a handful and looking to see who goes next.
The scene opens after many many xmas commercials. Ty from Extreme Home Makeover and Trading Spaces has quite a few. They are all going to bed and they wake to day 28 on the island. Gary is asking Lydia a lot of questions about who are the strongest 4 of the 7 left. Everyone is now talking within groups. It has become a game of teaming up now.
First up the reward challenge. They have three pots filled with corn and they will answer questions. If they get it right they will be able smash the other persons bowl of corn. They are hating on each other now. The challenge comes to Raif and Cindy. Cindy wins but she takes Raif.
Back at camp and Stephanie is letting everyone know that the rewards have been pretty even though everyone thinks she has eaten the best. They are starting to argue over the food situation. Meanwhile Raif and Cindy are at their spa like waterfall. They are eating and drinking Mojidos. Watermelon and shish Kabobs. Now they sample the warm and cool waters. They soap up and shower as they get ready for their massages. The island girls are there to give them their massages. Meanwhile back at camp they wait for them to come back. They tell them it really was not much but Lydia is pissed and the others are jealous. Steph, Raif, Judd, and Cindy are going to cut Lydia if they can.
After commercial they are up to immunity challenge. Probst will tell a story and they have to remember. They have to read a clue from a puzzle and then answer correctly. If they get it right they get a flag, if wrong a stick to throw on the fire. Gary and Raif are in the lead. Raif won in a footrace at the end. Gary could have won but looked weak on the run back. Raif is safe and it looks like Lydia is going to bite it. Can she twist the game to fit her needs.
Back from commercial Raif is surprised he won again. Steph thinks their aliance is strong. Gary is trying to get into their group. Raif made a major error by telling Gary that he does not trust Judd. So at 852pm EST on Tgiving night, we are back at tribal council. Probst is trying to stir the pot by talking to Lydia. Judd says he has never lied but he has. Was that his first lie. Gary just outed Judd as a liar. Too funny. Probst is in the back room counting the votes...Here we go... Gary, Cindy, Gary, Gary, Gary...Gary voted out...Probst right on again with his comments about no one going down without a fight.
The scene opens after many many xmas commercials. Ty from Extreme Home Makeover and Trading Spaces has quite a few. They are all going to bed and they wake to day 28 on the island. Gary is asking Lydia a lot of questions about who are the strongest 4 of the 7 left. Everyone is now talking within groups. It has become a game of teaming up now.
First up the reward challenge. They have three pots filled with corn and they will answer questions. If they get it right they will be able smash the other persons bowl of corn. They are hating on each other now. The challenge comes to Raif and Cindy. Cindy wins but she takes Raif.
Back at camp and Stephanie is letting everyone know that the rewards have been pretty even though everyone thinks she has eaten the best. They are starting to argue over the food situation. Meanwhile Raif and Cindy are at their spa like waterfall. They are eating and drinking Mojidos. Watermelon and shish Kabobs. Now they sample the warm and cool waters. They soap up and shower as they get ready for their massages. The island girls are there to give them their massages. Meanwhile back at camp they wait for them to come back. They tell them it really was not much but Lydia is pissed and the others are jealous. Steph, Raif, Judd, and Cindy are going to cut Lydia if they can.
After commercial they are up to immunity challenge. Probst will tell a story and they have to remember. They have to read a clue from a puzzle and then answer correctly. If they get it right they get a flag, if wrong a stick to throw on the fire. Gary and Raif are in the lead. Raif won in a footrace at the end. Gary could have won but looked weak on the run back. Raif is safe and it looks like Lydia is going to bite it. Can she twist the game to fit her needs.
Back from commercial Raif is surprised he won again. Steph thinks their aliance is strong. Gary is trying to get into their group. Raif made a major error by telling Gary that he does not trust Judd. So at 852pm EST on Tgiving night, we are back at tribal council. Probst is trying to stir the pot by talking to Lydia. Judd says he has never lied but he has. Was that his first lie. Gary just outed Judd as a liar. Too funny. Probst is in the back room counting the votes...Here we go... Gary, Cindy, Gary, Gary, Gary...Gary voted out...Probst right on again with his comments about no one going down without a fight.
Wednesday, November 23, 2005
ANTM
With Lisa going home last week, the girls are in shock. Kim is still talking about the Limo thing. Bre and her are talking about it and bonding again. Tyra mail says they will find out the pecking order in the morning. The reward challenge is to teach them how to pose. But extended posing. They go to Regent park and there they see Jay Alexander posd. The ladies are getting made into statues. The girls are posing and pigeons are landing on their heads. Some of the girls are freaking out. Nik and Bre did the best. Winner gets to go on a 15 g shopping spree. Nik won and she gets to take two friends. She picks Bre and Jayla to go shopping. Nicole and Bre are starting to butt heads now. Bre took Nicole's drink stuff and poured it down the drain. There was a brief wrestling match between Bre and Kim which was sexy but then it went to commercial.
Back from commercial. Nik and the girls are going to Harod via the Rolls Royce. Nicole and Kim are talking about the Bre incident. At Harod's they are getting a personal shopper and they are tearing through the store. They are done shopping and then they head off to their photo shoot. They are going to be posing but they are going to be posing as famous works of art. Mona Lisa, David, etc etc. Kim is trying to broker a peace deal but it back fired. Oh well.. Into commercial
Back from commercial.. So far Kim did pretty bad, Nik and Jayla did great. Nicole did a good job as well. Bre did a good job as well. Nicole and Bre and confronting each other. I just wish the girls would love each other, touch and maybe kiss a bit.. Make love not war is my motto.
Back from commercial..Tyra mail is there letting them know that the voting is tomorrow. Here we go. Nicole first not really great to me...but they like it. NIK next.. Did a good jo. Bre next.. Did a pretty good job...Kim's pix not that great but they liked them. Jayla pix was pretty good. Judges are going to deliberate. Bre is crying and then there is a huge argument after they left the judges area. Tyra lectured Bre a bit during her time but not too major but I think Bre is thinking they are seeing her as a theif. Question is, who took Bre's stuff??? If it was Nicole I think Bre was right then. Into commercial..
Back from commercial and Kim and Bre are arguing. Bre is calling Kim ugly..The judges are liking everyone.. They are leading us to believe they are cutting Bre, but probably not.
Here we go.....Nik....Jayla.....Nicole is next but I do not agree with it..Bre and Km left....could they both be gone. Bre is saved... and Kim is going..not sure I agree with that... I think Nicole and Jayla should go and the last three should have been Kim, Bre, and Nik.
And we are back
Back from commercial. Nik and the girls are going to Harod via the Rolls Royce. Nicole and Kim are talking about the Bre incident. At Harod's they are getting a personal shopper and they are tearing through the store. They are done shopping and then they head off to their photo shoot. They are going to be posing but they are going to be posing as famous works of art. Mona Lisa, David, etc etc. Kim is trying to broker a peace deal but it back fired. Oh well.. Into commercial
Back from commercial.. So far Kim did pretty bad, Nik and Jayla did great. Nicole did a good job as well. Bre did a good job as well. Nicole and Bre and confronting each other. I just wish the girls would love each other, touch and maybe kiss a bit.. Make love not war is my motto.
Back from commercial..Tyra mail is there letting them know that the voting is tomorrow. Here we go. Nicole first not really great to me...but they like it. NIK next.. Did a good jo. Bre next.. Did a pretty good job...Kim's pix not that great but they liked them. Jayla pix was pretty good. Judges are going to deliberate. Bre is crying and then there is a huge argument after they left the judges area. Tyra lectured Bre a bit during her time but not too major but I think Bre is thinking they are seeing her as a theif. Question is, who took Bre's stuff??? If it was Nicole I think Bre was right then. Into commercial..
Back from commercial and Kim and Bre are arguing. Bre is calling Kim ugly..The judges are liking everyone.. They are leading us to believe they are cutting Bre, but probably not.
Here we go.....Nik....Jayla.....Nicole is next but I do not agree with it..Bre and Km left....could they both be gone. Bre is saved... and Kim is going..not sure I agree with that... I think Nicole and Jayla should go and the last three should have been Kim, Bre, and Nik.
And we are back
Tuesday, November 22, 2005
ANTM
6 Ladies left tonight. There is one guy telling them hw to perform in the world. He showed them some photos of them that they did not know were being taken. Kim is a girl I think could go all the way. The girls think Kim talks negative. Bre asks Jayla if she talks behind their backs.
Back from break. The girls want to leave for England but there is one more shoot. Probably an ambush. They are heading out to Prints of the City.. Their passport photos were taken but it turns out that was the test. Bre won for being the most prepared. She also got a phone with messages from loved one to each girl. Now they are in the limo, and Kim hears Nik and Bre talking about her. Kim is trying to defend herself but she is crying and now Nicole is jumping in and so is everyone else and now they are trying to reconcile byt everyone hates her. I do not think she was being mean, just shooting the shit.
Back from commercial... They get picked up by Jay in London in a double decker. A chance for rebirth... They are staying at 212 in the Savoy... They turn the corner and they see all the photogs. Taking thier picks... They claim their new rooms and they are putting their problems aside. Nik and Bre get a tour of the city by horse and buggy. They are taking them to a fine dinner. The two are thankful for their night out and now they are in the cab going back and they are getting sad since they do not want to fight. They see a letter from the bed from Kim saying I am sorry but they blow it off. The poto shoot is called its your call. They have to pose together in a phone booth...Hair and makeup later the girls all stank asses and all are in the booth. Kim did good and Lisa did good and I think Bre did good and Nik.. I think Jayla and Nicole did the worse.
BAck from break with Tyra..The judges and rules are read and shown. Kim and Bre did good. Lisa did good too. Nicole did good too but Tyra thinks not. Jayla did good in one part but her phone booth photo looked bad. Nik next her one not good and her phone booth shot great. Judges deliberate in the break.
And the survivors are..... Kim, Bre, Nicole, Nik,...final two...Jayla and Lisa They pick Jayla and vote of Lisa.... Lisa is surprised. Took it like a man though..Gotta respect the chick.. But she is sad and in goodbye she is sad and crying.
Back from break. The girls want to leave for England but there is one more shoot. Probably an ambush. They are heading out to Prints of the City.. Their passport photos were taken but it turns out that was the test. Bre won for being the most prepared. She also got a phone with messages from loved one to each girl. Now they are in the limo, and Kim hears Nik and Bre talking about her. Kim is trying to defend herself but she is crying and now Nicole is jumping in and so is everyone else and now they are trying to reconcile byt everyone hates her. I do not think she was being mean, just shooting the shit.
Back from commercial... They get picked up by Jay in London in a double decker. A chance for rebirth... They are staying at 212 in the Savoy... They turn the corner and they see all the photogs. Taking thier picks... They claim their new rooms and they are putting their problems aside. Nik and Bre get a tour of the city by horse and buggy. They are taking them to a fine dinner. The two are thankful for their night out and now they are in the cab going back and they are getting sad since they do not want to fight. They see a letter from the bed from Kim saying I am sorry but they blow it off. The poto shoot is called its your call. They have to pose together in a phone booth...Hair and makeup later the girls all stank asses and all are in the booth. Kim did good and Lisa did good and I think Bre did good and Nik.. I think Jayla and Nicole did the worse.
BAck from break with Tyra..The judges and rules are read and shown. Kim and Bre did good. Lisa did good too. Nicole did good too but Tyra thinks not. Jayla did good in one part but her phone booth photo looked bad. Nik next her one not good and her phone booth shot great. Judges deliberate in the break.
And the survivors are..... Kim, Bre, Nicole, Nik,...final two...Jayla and Lisa They pick Jayla and vote of Lisa.... Lisa is surprised. Took it like a man though..Gotta respect the chick.. But she is sad and in goodbye she is sad and crying.
American Music Awards
Some guy Chesney sang a song. I think he was married to someone once and he just sucks. Now they bring out Cedric the entertainer. Cedric doing his standup. Some safe jokes and a visual not looking to get shot. Too safe for Cedric.. Like someone cut his balls off. First off Shakira to the stage. She looks great. Favorite R&B female.. Mariah, Ciara, Fntasia, all three could win...Mariah won. She is looking a little large for the outfit she is wearing.
The show is done..Cedric is in the rafters. A bad sign for all shows. Nicole is up there too, but she is in Utah, Salt Lake. She is looking too thin.. Next two presenters Brookes and Dunn.. Now I am not sure what is going on but the one dude has a massive goatee (sp) on his face but they keep showing his ass and it is smaller than a 12 year old girls. It is actually quite disturbing. It looks atrophied. Not that I am checking out his ass but if they are going to float the little waifs ass in the screen shot, I cannot help but comment. God that guy makes the group look gay. Favorite country female. Matina McBride, Lehane Rhimes, Gretchen Wilson..Gonna bve Gretchen cause ABC has a special with her..Guess who won.. She did. What a pig. Now Emmy Rothum presenting... Introducing Rob Thomas
Been watching the show but it really sucks..I am bailing..See Kenny Chesney will win this one since he was there and has a show... and the winner is....
The show is done..Cedric is in the rafters. A bad sign for all shows. Nicole is up there too, but she is in Utah, Salt Lake. She is looking too thin.. Next two presenters Brookes and Dunn.. Now I am not sure what is going on but the one dude has a massive goatee (sp) on his face but they keep showing his ass and it is smaller than a 12 year old girls. It is actually quite disturbing. It looks atrophied. Not that I am checking out his ass but if they are going to float the little waifs ass in the screen shot, I cannot help but comment. God that guy makes the group look gay. Favorite country female. Matina McBride, Lehane Rhimes, Gretchen Wilson..Gonna bve Gretchen cause ABC has a special with her..Guess who won.. She did. What a pig. Now Emmy Rothum presenting... Introducing Rob Thomas
Been watching the show but it really sucks..I am bailing..See Kenny Chesney will win this one since he was there and has a show... and the winner is....
Monday, November 21, 2005
My Squirrel Story
Being an Audobon enthusiast, I know that fall brings with it great responsibilities. The responsibilities that I speak of are making sure that our friends with feathers are well fed. Now for all you metro sexuals out there, friends with feathers does not include your friend Ian who dresses as a boa clad Carol Channing. I am talking actual birds. Now this year is especially important because I hear that they are all getting winter colds. But during the cold months when food is scarce it is important that we provide them with seed, bread, and fat to help fill their bellies and make it through the cold winter nights. So on schedule I began feed the birds last week. Now each morning one or two show up on their perch and we chirp together before I leave for work. The birds seem to like when I, we sing and whistle the second verse to Moon River.
Two drifters, off to see the world,
There's such a lot of world to see,
We're after the same rainbows end,Waitin' 'round the bend,
My Huckleberry friend,
Moon River, and me!
Then it is off to work, how dee do dah day. Well that brings me to my story about the squirrel. Now, many do not know this about me but I can actually talk to the squirrels. A talent or ability I picked up after falling out of a tree when I was a child. No one was around when I fell and I was knocked out in the fall. But when I came to, I remember seeing a blurry squirrel face in my line of sight, and felt a cold little paw slapping me across the face.... and as I became more aware that I was coming out of my tree fall coma, I heard the rodent saying "are you ok, snap out of it" It faded into the chattering sound. Ever since that day, although I do not hear it in English anymore, I can chirp and hold conversations with squirrels. So yesterday I came home or lunch and found one squirrel in the bird feeder. Now this was not a country squirrel that I have become accustomed to speaking with. This was a hood rat squirrel with attitude. He had a reddish tone to his fur, I suspect he may be a blood. So I made noise to get him away from the feeder but it fell upon deaf rodent ears. I then began to chirp in his own language to him. He stood up and chirped back. This went on for about a minute with this squirrel becoming more aggressive with each passing chirp. Finally I said something that made him take a step back, look around, and then he left. I am not quite sure what I said to him. Perhaps my country squirrel dialect that did the trick
Two drifters, off to see the world,
There's such a lot of world to see,
We're after the same rainbows end,Waitin' 'round the bend,
My Huckleberry friend,
Moon River, and me!
Then it is off to work, how dee do dah day. Well that brings me to my story about the squirrel. Now, many do not know this about me but I can actually talk to the squirrels. A talent or ability I picked up after falling out of a tree when I was a child. No one was around when I fell and I was knocked out in the fall. But when I came to, I remember seeing a blurry squirrel face in my line of sight, and felt a cold little paw slapping me across the face.... and as I became more aware that I was coming out of my tree fall coma, I heard the rodent saying "are you ok, snap out of it" It faded into the chattering sound. Ever since that day, although I do not hear it in English anymore, I can chirp and hold conversations with squirrels. So yesterday I came home or lunch and found one squirrel in the bird feeder. Now this was not a country squirrel that I have become accustomed to speaking with. This was a hood rat squirrel with attitude. He had a reddish tone to his fur, I suspect he may be a blood. So I made noise to get him away from the feeder but it fell upon deaf rodent ears. I then began to chirp in his own language to him. He stood up and chirped back. This went on for about a minute with this squirrel becoming more aggressive with each passing chirp. Finally I said something that made him take a step back, look around, and then he left. I am not quite sure what I said to him. Perhaps my country squirrel dialect that did the trick
Saturday, November 19, 2005
My Friend CK and How I Punched Up Her Match Profile
The Original
Petite lady that is intelligent, independent minded, kind hearted, and genuine. I have passions for travel and horseback riding but also enjoy a variety of other activities that will satisfy my natural curiosity or just keep life exciting! I've spent a little time living overseas (studying in Hong Kong, UK, andEcuador), try to travel when I can or read about it when I can't. I am seeking someone who is interesting,intelligent, driven, genuine and honest. He might have a tough exterior but most importantly he will have abig heart. My occasional intensity will prove to be a turn-on not an intimidation, and my edgy sense of humor will lighten your mood. He would be open to new experiences and accept the fact that I'm far from perfect. We would grow to be best friends yet respect each other's independence. If you can STIMULATE myheart, mind, soul, and (fill I the blank here be creative or follow your instincts), I would love to hear from you.
My version:
Title: Looking for a Cowboy to Tame this Bucking Bronc
I am a petite babe, that is smart, independent thinking, kind hearted and real...And at can only mean one thing...Tie me up and I'll fall in love with you, but there is a chance I am going to escape and rock your world. I like to travel and I love to horseback ride. There is something about going somewhere where I do not live, and bouncing up and down in a frantic motion. That always satisfies this oober curious mind and keeps the men I keep company with on the their toes. Being the hands on bitch that I am, going to a great college over here was not enough. I went around the world and became a student of culture. I am versed in the karma sutra, the tantra method, and the NYC tunnel love job. I am a neolithic godess of love in the 21st century looking for a piece of carbon to polish into my love diamond. Oh yeah, and I know how to amortize a bond correctly. I am seeking a rightous dude, in a loose mood who is fun and honest and ready to put me in a blender with ice, a little vodka, and pour me out and drink me in. A big heart and a bigger you know what. Oh and you must have a job cause I will be damned if you harness this love nest and I have to pay for it. I'm the ho, not you. My occasional intensity is once a month and not permanent..But it does make me moody and ready to run off in search of Bin Laden and his merry men of the sand forest. If you can handle that then you my friend are an soldier in the army of CK and ready for promotion to the highest rank. And even though you may become the general in my bed and heart, we will never forget each others privates. Holla back.
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Petite lady that is intelligent, independent minded, kind hearted, and genuine. I have passions for travel and horseback riding but also enjoy a variety of other activities that will satisfy my natural curiosity or just keep life exciting! I've spent a little time living overseas (studying in Hong Kong, UK, andEcuador), try to travel when I can or read about it when I can't. I am seeking someone who is interesting,intelligent, driven, genuine and honest. He might have a tough exterior but most importantly he will have abig heart. My occasional intensity will prove to be a turn-on not an intimidation, and my edgy sense of humor will lighten your mood. He would be open to new experiences and accept the fact that I'm far from perfect. We would grow to be best friends yet respect each other's independence. If you can STIMULATE myheart, mind, soul, and (fill I the blank here be creative or follow your instincts), I would love to hear from you.
My version:
Title: Looking for a Cowboy to Tame this Bucking Bronc
I am a petite babe, that is smart, independent thinking, kind hearted and real...And at can only mean one thing...Tie me up and I'll fall in love with you, but there is a chance I am going to escape and rock your world. I like to travel and I love to horseback ride. There is something about going somewhere where I do not live, and bouncing up and down in a frantic motion. That always satisfies this oober curious mind and keeps the men I keep company with on the their toes. Being the hands on bitch that I am, going to a great college over here was not enough. I went around the world and became a student of culture. I am versed in the karma sutra, the tantra method, and the NYC tunnel love job. I am a neolithic godess of love in the 21st century looking for a piece of carbon to polish into my love diamond. Oh yeah, and I know how to amortize a bond correctly. I am seeking a rightous dude, in a loose mood who is fun and honest and ready to put me in a blender with ice, a little vodka, and pour me out and drink me in. A big heart and a bigger you know what. Oh and you must have a job cause I will be damned if you harness this love nest and I have to pay for it. I'm the ho, not you. My occasional intensity is once a month and not permanent..But it does make me moody and ready to run off in search of Bin Laden and his merry men of the sand forest. If you can handle that then you my friend are an soldier in the army of CK and ready for promotion to the highest rank. And even though you may become the general in my bed and heart, we will never forget each others privates. Holla back.
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Wednesday, November 16, 2005
The CK Love Story Again
My Friend CK got another email from her Latin BF in Rio. She is a very conservative girl. No calls past nine, her underwear is earmarked for each day of the week. Except there are no undies for Sundy...That is God's day. God always hated undies...Just ask Eve. Anyway, her man from the land down below sent the following message and I am the one to translate for her. It reads as followed.
CK, I hope this note finds you well and in God's arms. However, I miss the way your voice makes my manhood stand like a beam in the building of a new house. Your voice is sweet as sugar in coffee. It makes the days pass quietly as my loins ache for you again. The passing of those days only makes me want to love you more. Marry me and grant me the green card that I so desire and we will make bootleg CDs to support our many babies. The actual text is below.
Ck, Oi estou com saudades e você esta bem, espero> que sim, võcê gostou do dvd , vou te mandar outros> que eu produzi, me passe seu endereço que vou te> passar o meu. >
CK, I hope this note finds you well and in God's arms. However, I miss the way your voice makes my manhood stand like a beam in the building of a new house. Your voice is sweet as sugar in coffee. It makes the days pass quietly as my loins ache for you again. The passing of those days only makes me want to love you more. Marry me and grant me the green card that I so desire and we will make bootleg CDs to support our many babies. The actual text is below.
Ck, Oi estou com saudades e você esta bem, espero> que sim, võcê gostou do dvd , vou te mandar outros> que eu produzi, me passe seu endereço que vou te> passar o meu. >
Wednesday, November 09, 2005
ANTM
Last week's show was just a re-cap of the events so far this season..Story opens tonight with the girls getting home after Kyle was voted out. Kim the boy dyke is crying. Tomorrow they are going to meet with Eva, last years winner. They come upon her in a shoot and she looks so good. Eva Pigford.. What a name for such a pretty girl. She aint no pig. Eva also has a diva puppy. It was a very short visit. Coming back to the house, Lisa has cracked some wine open. She is acting crazy all dressed up with ugly teeth and a nappy wig. What is this girl doing. Most think she is just all crazy and shit.
Back after break and the girls get Tyra mail. They are going to the fashion district and there is a place with clothes and makeup. They meet up with a guy that looks a cartoon. You can see he had a chin implant and other work done. Looks creepy. The girls have to talk to two people who will give them a shot at a TV show.
Nik got choked up
Nicole used the good girl image. Nicole says she is crazy
Bre. Did not do too bad of a job the guy liked her
Jayla Jayle is boring them and going on and on. Just put them asleep
Kim They liked Kim as well.
Lisa. She started crying.
Kim was picked to be on Veronica Mars. Now she is on the set and it looks like she did a pretty good job. Lisa was overally supportive that she won.. So gay
Today's picture. Jay has met them on a roof, but I was on the phone. Jay is now telling them to be angry. Steve O and the MTV wild boyz.
Lisa is first and is doing a good job being angry with the boyz. Bree is up next and she is so not comfortable and hates it. Bree may lose because she is not willing to work with them.
Nicole is trying to be mad and is laughing. Not too good. Jayla only had one look they said. Nik was up and Steve O is jumping up and down and his dick is popping out. Kim is screaming as the people jump in a pool. Of course they grab her and throw her in the pool. Then after the shoot the girls are hanging out and wearing a diaper. Then she took a pee in it. Very classy lady.. Kind of funny though
Back from break the girls are getting ready to meet with Tyra to see who stays. Tyra standing as the girls come in and she looks great. Judges this year are not that great. First up for scrutiny is Jayla.. Not good.Looked up a blowup doll. NIK next pic was pretty good. Kim pic came out great as well. Lisa pic was not good. Bre next. Pic was great. Nicole pic I did not think was that bad. They did not like it. Judges meet
Who survives.....first to survive.....Bre, I love her. Kim, Nik, all good..Lisa..Leaving us with Nicole and Jayla... Both got sent home..Judges got very angry and then she said sike and we are going to London..What a happy ending tonight...No one goes home
Back after break and the girls get Tyra mail. They are going to the fashion district and there is a place with clothes and makeup. They meet up with a guy that looks a cartoon. You can see he had a chin implant and other work done. Looks creepy. The girls have to talk to two people who will give them a shot at a TV show.
Nik got choked up
Nicole used the good girl image. Nicole says she is crazy
Bre. Did not do too bad of a job the guy liked her
Jayla Jayle is boring them and going on and on. Just put them asleep
Kim They liked Kim as well.
Lisa. She started crying.
Kim was picked to be on Veronica Mars. Now she is on the set and it looks like she did a pretty good job. Lisa was overally supportive that she won.. So gay
Today's picture. Jay has met them on a roof, but I was on the phone. Jay is now telling them to be angry. Steve O and the MTV wild boyz.
Lisa is first and is doing a good job being angry with the boyz. Bree is up next and she is so not comfortable and hates it. Bree may lose because she is not willing to work with them.
Nicole is trying to be mad and is laughing. Not too good. Jayla only had one look they said. Nik was up and Steve O is jumping up and down and his dick is popping out. Kim is screaming as the people jump in a pool. Of course they grab her and throw her in the pool. Then after the shoot the girls are hanging out and wearing a diaper. Then she took a pee in it. Very classy lady.. Kind of funny though
Back from break the girls are getting ready to meet with Tyra to see who stays. Tyra standing as the girls come in and she looks great. Judges this year are not that great. First up for scrutiny is Jayla.. Not good.Looked up a blowup doll. NIK next pic was pretty good. Kim pic came out great as well. Lisa pic was not good. Bre next. Pic was great. Nicole pic I did not think was that bad. They did not like it. Judges meet
Who survives.....first to survive.....Bre, I love her. Kim, Nik, all good..Lisa..Leaving us with Nicole and Jayla... Both got sent home..Judges got very angry and then she said sike and we are going to London..What a happy ending tonight...No one goes home
Sunday, November 06, 2005
Evil Thing I Did
I did something that normally goes against everything I stand for. You see I live on a street that has many visitors.. No no, it is not on the Texas Mexican border and it is not on Starbucks Ave. But the street fills up since it is so close to Penn Station in Newark, and because of the great places to eat in the Ironbound. However over the past year there are a few things that have hurt my heart greatly that occur regularly on my street. One thing I cannot stand is people who litter. There is no need for it in our day and age. Even if you have a nice car and do not want the litter to clutter it up, can't you just wait until your next stop to rid the car of trash into the many public and non public trash receptacles?? Any way back to events of last Friday and how I became evil. I was going to bed early and my room overlooks the street. With the windows open in this warm November 2005, I can hear and see all the activity on the street. A car pulled up and the people got out to go to the salsa club a few doors down. But as they got out they poured all of the their beer bottles and trash into the gutter. I happen to be standing there, in my feather head dress and loin. As they walked away a tear fell from my left eye and slowly slid down my cheek. They walked away and I walked outside to correct the problem.. My heart ached. I walked to the gutter and in an act unlike me, took their trash and placed it under their tires. Two of the 4 bottles left on the street were placed under the rear tires of the car and the other two left there to give the illusion upon their return that they desecrated the street near my home. In my mind justice was served and I went to bed. Knowing that in a few hours I may awake once again as I hear them drive off.
Fast forward to 244 am. I had been up for a bit since people leaving the club are loud and me and the cats are light sleepers. Always on guard in the event of any type of emergency. It was then that I saw them come back to their car. I must admit it was kind of scary. I was about to watch the manifestation of the trap I set. The car started and I could hear the Billy Joel song Saigon, playing in my head. The car clicked into gear and pulled away....Two loud Pops....Pop pop milliseconds apart. The car stopped, they looked out but went on. I was laying low in my fox hole in the sky worrying about if they would get a flat but wallowing in the fact that I think I made them think about their littering actions. My friend CK thinks I am environmental Vigilante, exacting my vengeance on a willful but thoughtless public. Was I right, or was I wrong. What did my cats learn from this??
Fast forward to 244 am. I had been up for a bit since people leaving the club are loud and me and the cats are light sleepers. Always on guard in the event of any type of emergency. It was then that I saw them come back to their car. I must admit it was kind of scary. I was about to watch the manifestation of the trap I set. The car started and I could hear the Billy Joel song Saigon, playing in my head. The car clicked into gear and pulled away....Two loud Pops....Pop pop milliseconds apart. The car stopped, they looked out but went on. I was laying low in my fox hole in the sky worrying about if they would get a flat but wallowing in the fact that I think I made them think about their littering actions. My friend CK thinks I am environmental Vigilante, exacting my vengeance on a willful but thoughtless public. Was I right, or was I wrong. What did my cats learn from this??
Tuesday, November 01, 2005
Amazin Race
Tonight the Godlewski girls have to start out with no money no nuttin. The fighting family get to leave first which means they get to fight first. Tonight they head to Costa Rica. I have been there. Lets see where they go. San Jose is where my cousin Randy and I landed as we embarked on a journey in that country. The fighting family is trying to wipe out the Fla team. Someone should really wipe them out. I will say that the Gaughan family really have the right attitude. The race is secondary, showing the kids the world and its people paramount.
Back from commercial. Funn that is the same type car that I had to drive after we killed our car in Costa..Three on the tree as they say. The perv father is fighting with his daughters which is strange since he wants to make love to them each. They are going to the Volcano in San Jose which we were going to go to if the car did not break down. They then are heading to a coffee plantation. It is right near the volcano. Fight family yields the fla family. They nowhave to head to Jaco which is where we went . There was a little place there that had unlimited banana shakes, french toast, pancakes... For about a buck usd. Got some cigars there as well. We hung out at Jaco de Playa. I almost drown there. I got caught in a rip tide there and did everything right to get out but to no avail.
Back from commercial. The roads look much better from when we were there. The places are built up as well. Detour Relic or ripe. Collect bananas or collect trolls. It is bananas. The girls are fighting. The Linz family and Bransen girls are always having a fun time. They are doing relic and have to do the high bridge. After they are all done in Jaco they have to head to Quepos. The fighting family appears to be in first place. The weaver family is stuck in the mud.
It comes down to the final sprint... Wow oh wow what a hot chic they have standing next to the host. Fighting family won this leg and each get a sport vehicle. Jet ski etc..Linz second , bransen third. 4th to the Godlewski family. A race to the end. Weavers and Gaughans. 5th place to Weavers... Last place to the Guaghans. They were eliminated. They lasted longer than I thought they would.
Back from commercial. Funn that is the same type car that I had to drive after we killed our car in Costa..Three on the tree as they say. The perv father is fighting with his daughters which is strange since he wants to make love to them each. They are going to the Volcano in San Jose which we were going to go to if the car did not break down. They then are heading to a coffee plantation. It is right near the volcano. Fight family yields the fla family. They nowhave to head to Jaco which is where we went . There was a little place there that had unlimited banana shakes, french toast, pancakes... For about a buck usd. Got some cigars there as well. We hung out at Jaco de Playa. I almost drown there. I got caught in a rip tide there and did everything right to get out but to no avail.
Back from commercial. The roads look much better from when we were there. The places are built up as well. Detour Relic or ripe. Collect bananas or collect trolls. It is bananas. The girls are fighting. The Linz family and Bransen girls are always having a fun time. They are doing relic and have to do the high bridge. After they are all done in Jaco they have to head to Quepos. The fighting family appears to be in first place. The weaver family is stuck in the mud.
It comes down to the final sprint... Wow oh wow what a hot chic they have standing next to the host. Fighting family won this leg and each get a sport vehicle. Jet ski etc..Linz second , bransen third. 4th to the Godlewski family. A race to the end. Weavers and Gaughans. 5th place to Weavers... Last place to the Guaghans. They were eliminated. They lasted longer than I thought they would.
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