My Friend CK got another email from her Latin BF in Rio. She is a very conservative girl. No calls past nine, her underwear is earmarked for each day of the week. Except there are no undies for Sundy...That is God's day. God always hated undies...Just ask Eve. Anyway, her man from the land down below sent the following message and I am the one to translate for her. It reads as followed.
CK, I hope this note finds you well and in God's arms. However, I miss the way your voice makes my manhood stand like a beam in the building of a new house. Your voice is sweet as sugar in coffee. It makes the days pass quietly as my loins ache for you again. The passing of those days only makes me want to love you more. Marry me and grant me the green card that I so desire and we will make bootleg CDs to support our many babies. The actual text is below.
Ck, Oi estou com saudades e você esta bem, espero> que sim, võcê gostou do dvd , vou te mandar outros> que eu produzi, me passe seu endereço que vou te> passar o meu. >
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