My Friend CK and How I Punched Up Her Match Profile

The Original

Petite lady that is intelligent, independent minded, kind hearted, and genuine. I have passions for travel and horseback riding but also enjoy a variety of other activities that will satisfy my natural curiosity or just keep life exciting! I've spent a little time living overseas (studying in Hong Kong, UK, andEcuador), try to travel when I can or read about it when I can't. I am seeking someone who is interesting,intelligent, driven, genuine and honest. He might have a tough exterior but most importantly he will have abig heart. My occasional intensity will prove to be a turn-on not an intimidation, and my edgy sense of humor will lighten your mood. He would be open to new experiences and accept the fact that I'm far from perfect. We would grow to be best friends yet respect each other's independence. If you can STIMULATE myheart, mind, soul, and (fill I the blank here be creative or follow your instincts), I would love to hear from you.

My version:

Title: Looking for a Cowboy to Tame this Bucking Bronc

I am a petite babe, that is smart, independent thinking, kind hearted and real...And at can only mean one thing...Tie me up and I'll fall in love with you, but there is a chance I am going to escape and rock your world. I like to travel and I love to horseback ride. There is something about going somewhere where I do not live, and bouncing up and down in a frantic motion. That always satisfies this oober curious mind and keeps the men I keep company with on the their toes. Being the hands on bitch that I am, going to a great college over here was not enough. I went around the world and became a student of culture. I am versed in the karma sutra, the tantra method, and the NYC tunnel love job. I am a neolithic godess of love in the 21st century looking for a piece of carbon to polish into my love diamond. Oh yeah, and I know how to amortize a bond correctly. I am seeking a rightous dude, in a loose mood who is fun and honest and ready to put me in a blender with ice, a little vodka, and pour me out and drink me in. A big heart and a bigger you know what. Oh and you must have a job cause I will be damned if you harness this love nest and I have to pay for it. I'm the ho, not you. My occasional intensity is once a month and not permanent..But it does make me moody and ready to run off in search of Bin Laden and his merry men of the sand forest. If you can handle that then you my friend are an soldier in the army of CK and ready for promotion to the highest rank. And even though you may become the general in my bed and heart, we will never forget each others privates. Holla back.

I like my version better