Wednesday, October 05, 2005
America's Next Top Model
With Ebony gone last week, lets see what Tyra has in store for the ladies of Auntie M/
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
America's Next Top Model
With Ashley out we head to week two. The girls are waking up after their first vote off and there is Tyra mail already. They head off to Louis Liccardi hair salon. They are going to fuck with the girls to see which ones complains first. One down, Cassandra is crying like a baby and we know Trya does not like that. The girls love the fact that she is crying. With a few snips it is off and it is nothing but drama. She did do it. The girls do not look happy and they are getting perhaps about a 3000 dollar hair cut. So far each girl looks 100 percent better. Wow Nik looked incredible and so did Ebony.
Cassandra is on the phone crying to her boyfriend but she looks better. So now they get 500 bucks to pick out an outfit. Very sad when you give money to hot young chics to shop..oh wait, snap that is called dating and I am a little guilty of the myself. The girls do not look much different. Lisa wins and get to choose Kim the boy and ebony. Do not be afraid of fashion, always dress up. Lisa is making a lot of enemies. Even her friends.
Back from commercial. Up at 6 am for their shoot. On a farm. They pick a partner. Twist is that it is their rival now. Get ing touched up. Nik Vs Bre. I love both girls. Outfit is old west outfit. Both girls look good. Coryn and Sarah. Both lok good. Lisa VS Ebony. Lisa is too hight on herself. Now Ebony. Lisa has freaked out. Nicole and Diane. Kyle and Kim. Kyle looks good and so does Kim. Cassandra and Jayla. Jayla has a strange lip thing. Cassandra was ver uncomfortable. The girls head back to the house and get the mail for the next elimination.
Back from commercial. Trya looks good. Sarah and Coryn first two up. Coryn looks good and better. Kyle and Kim. Winner Kim. Cassandra and Jayla. Winner Tie. Ebony and Lisa Winner is Lisa. Nicole and Diane.. Winner Nicole. Nik and Bre. Winner both look great.
Trya is calling the girls that made it...Here we go Cassandra, Nicole, Corynn, Kim, Lisa, Nik. Left with 6. Bre, could not send her home. Jayla, Sarah, Kyle.. Ebony and Dianne. Dianne is gonna go. Whose photo. Diane, and Ebony is going home. I do not agree with this. Ebony looks so good, but I love the black ladies. I do not agree with her going this soon. She had a nice attitude as well
Cassandra is on the phone crying to her boyfriend but she looks better. So now they get 500 bucks to pick out an outfit. Very sad when you give money to hot young chics to shop..oh wait, snap that is called dating and I am a little guilty of the myself. The girls do not look much different. Lisa wins and get to choose Kim the boy and ebony. Do not be afraid of fashion, always dress up. Lisa is making a lot of enemies. Even her friends.
Back from commercial. Up at 6 am for their shoot. On a farm. They pick a partner. Twist is that it is their rival now. Get ing touched up. Nik Vs Bre. I love both girls. Outfit is old west outfit. Both girls look good. Coryn and Sarah. Both lok good. Lisa VS Ebony. Lisa is too hight on herself. Now Ebony. Lisa has freaked out. Nicole and Diane. Kyle and Kim. Kyle looks good and so does Kim. Cassandra and Jayla. Jayla has a strange lip thing. Cassandra was ver uncomfortable. The girls head back to the house and get the mail for the next elimination.
Back from commercial. Trya looks good. Sarah and Coryn first two up. Coryn looks good and better. Kyle and Kim. Winner Kim. Cassandra and Jayla. Winner Tie. Ebony and Lisa Winner is Lisa. Nicole and Diane.. Winner Nicole. Nik and Bre. Winner both look great.
Trya is calling the girls that made it...Here we go Cassandra, Nicole, Corynn, Kim, Lisa, Nik. Left with 6. Bre, could not send her home. Jayla, Sarah, Kyle.. Ebony and Dianne. Dianne is gonna go. Whose photo. Diane, and Ebony is going home. I do not agree with this. Ebony looks so good, but I love the black ladies. I do not agree with her going this soon. She had a nice attitude as well
Tuesday, September 27, 2005
The Amazing Race
Families are: Gaghan Family from CT. The kids are too young. Linz family.. Three guys and one chic all in their 20s. Paolo family, two older parents and two boys that are late teens. The Black family who are black. The family do karate together. Kids too young. Dad and three hot chicks.. That was disturbing. Weaver family. Dad is dead and there are two hot daughters. Aielllo family, dad and three son and laws. Shroeder family. Dad and step mom..two kids. I can see the problems here. I hate you I hate you I hate you. Godlewski, four blonde chicks..I think the producer likes blond chicks. Rogers family two and two. Dad thinks guys are better. They are meeting in Brooklyn. Under the the BK bridge. BK in the house. I think the younger kids will prove to be a liability. Rules are read and we are ready to start. First prod placement was GMC trucks. No idea why they are sprinting. First to Soho and they have to find eastern mt sports. Get supplies. One lady took a dive. Already we are seeing the older kids are going to be really pissed at the parents if they are slow. They are racing through the city in SUVs. I have done that. The girls are using sex to get maps. FOr the Weaver family I cannot tell if the one kid is a girl or a guy. Lots of fighting going on. Now they are going to 91st street to a hotdog stand. At park and lexington.. Easy run up park.
AFter first break the teams are still finding there way through the streets of York. Lots of screaming going on with the girl teams and it is so annoying. The father with the step mom is a freak. The aiello boyz are freaks. Now they have to find Washington crossing in PA. I know exactly where it is. I would be in first place right now. This is just too much tv for me tonight. Three shows that I want to watch are all on at the same hour tonight. Right now the Paolo family is in last place. Yankee sucks are being yelled at the family from Boston. I actually like the Black family with their young kids and the other family with the young kids. Most even tempered right now.
They have to row across the river they get a flag and bring it back. I hope they understand the currents of the river. Water flow. The aiello family which I stated up top are not the freaks. They are in first right now and doing well on the river.
Now in they have to go to Philly where they will camp out for the night The Perv Dad with his daughters are freaky. He just keeps talking about his daughter. You are in a race for god sake stop checking out your daughters. The Black family is in the boat and the father is telling everyone to paddle but him and his wife are not doing anything. They are floating down the river. Although the CFS does not look fast rest assured it is.
The next day starts and it is raining. They are heading into Lancaster county. Build it or buggy it. Take the buggy. The Weaver family lost control of their buggy and ran over the mom. The family freaked out since there dad was hit by a car and killed. The little kids are singing she will be coming round the mountain pissed off some people. It looks as if building it was the better option for this one.
First Family there... Godalewski chix are team number 1. They scream way too much but they won 20 g for being first. Gaghans are team 2 and Weavers are team 3. The last family is the Black's. They have been eliminated. Sometimes you win and sometimes you don't, the father is sad but not disappointed.
AFter first break the teams are still finding there way through the streets of York. Lots of screaming going on with the girl teams and it is so annoying. The father with the step mom is a freak. The aiello boyz are freaks. Now they have to find Washington crossing in PA. I know exactly where it is. I would be in first place right now. This is just too much tv for me tonight. Three shows that I want to watch are all on at the same hour tonight. Right now the Paolo family is in last place. Yankee sucks are being yelled at the family from Boston. I actually like the Black family with their young kids and the other family with the young kids. Most even tempered right now.
They have to row across the river they get a flag and bring it back. I hope they understand the currents of the river. Water flow. The aiello family which I stated up top are not the freaks. They are in first right now and doing well on the river.
Now in they have to go to Philly where they will camp out for the night The Perv Dad with his daughters are freaky. He just keeps talking about his daughter. You are in a race for god sake stop checking out your daughters. The Black family is in the boat and the father is telling everyone to paddle but him and his wife are not doing anything. They are floating down the river. Although the CFS does not look fast rest assured it is.
The next day starts and it is raining. They are heading into Lancaster county. Build it or buggy it. Take the buggy. The Weaver family lost control of their buggy and ran over the mom. The family freaked out since there dad was hit by a car and killed. The little kids are singing she will be coming round the mountain pissed off some people. It looks as if building it was the better option for this one.
First Family there... Godalewski chix are team number 1. They scream way too much but they won 20 g for being first. Gaghans are team 2 and Weavers are team 3. The last family is the Black's. They have been eliminated. Sometimes you win and sometimes you don't, the father is sad but not disappointed.
America's Next Top Model
Tonight brings the first episode of ANTM. Or as I like to call it Auntie M. Changes this year include the release of the first supermodel whatever her name was. Disputes in the off season cost her the job. Back in Beverly Hill and the two J's walk up. The final 13 are being told what is expected from them from the two Queens. Today they are going take a tour of the Stars home with Robin Leech. What a little pervert he is.. Man after my own heart. So off they go to Rodeo Drive. They are saving the last home.. Whose house is it. It is where the girls are going to live. The house has a pool and it look like a department store. Each room has something different. The girls are crying. That scares me that hats, bags and shoes can make you cry. The one girl is a lesbo and she looks like a little boy. Ouch, the next statement may sound gay but she is cute. The girls are already beginning to hate one another. Where is the love. 13 chicks and the hate is starting. 4 pm and the limo shows up. Stretch Navi with bling wheel spinners. Certainly a dubbed out buggy. As we come to the first commercial break, the girls are getting nervous about their first review.Back from commercial and the ladies have to get into makeup. Most do not know how to do it. The one girl does not know how to do her own makeup and her good friend will not help her. The runway is a maze and girls will collide. Nate Dawg is there for some reason. First dibs probably. The girls are going the wrong way but so far are doing a bad job. Mo 18 almost took a dive. Walked out like a linebacker, and almost fell off the stage twice. She is going to be singled out later. The one girl has strange eyebrows. Like someone took a weed wacker and shave them off slowly.
Back from commercial the one girl said she is a whacky. Their first shoot 530 am. Girls got out of Limo and there is alot of rigging. The girls will be flying. First up Kimberly. Did not do a good job and her friend told her she sucked. Ashley next. Struggled as well. Bre is up next. Looked good and comfortable. She was funny and fun. Nik is next she is hot too. DId good. Kyle did good, Diane did pretty good. Lisa is stoked. She did good. First complainer. Coryn. Scared of heights. Wierd brows. She did a good job. Cassandra did good as well. Nicole. Should have called her Nippole. Ebony up next. She did good. Sarah looked out of sorts. This is the girl who cannot walk. Now they are back into the limo and the Tyra mail is there letting them know they will be judged.
Back from commercial and they are in the judging room.. Judges Nigel Barker, J. Alexander, and Twiggy. Lisa first. Good look and good attitude, J said he can help her walk Her picture lloked good. Nicole walked well and her best shot not that great. Told her she looked wide. Kyle on runway was ok. Picture was ok. Bre looked like a horse walk on runway. Her photo shot was good. Kim walk not great. Picture not great. Ebony walk ok, phto shot not that good. Diane walk was bad. Picture face was good not pose. Ashley. Walk not good too slow. Best shot was not that good. Nik. Sexy walk and her photo was great. Coryn good walk but did not carry walk. Her shot was pretty good. Casandra not good on runway but shot was good. Sarah last, The girl that fell and her photo was good as a close up. Which girl will be eliminated.
The last two are.....Sarah and Ashley....Ashley let go
Situation Room with Wolfman, Jack, and the Seaner -REVISED
I checked back with CNN today because someone I know told me that more was said during the banter between Jack and Wolf when they read the email yesterday. Here is the revised transcript.
And Sean in Newark, New Jersey, "I like the president's idea of having the military in charge of all natural disasters. I'm also hoping he suggests they provide other services like Christmas shopping and gift wrapping during the holidays."
BLITZER: Sean is a funny guy in Newark, New Jersey.
CAFFERTY: I like Sean.
BLITZER: I like Sean, too. All right. Thanks, Jack.
CAFFERTY: What do you mean "you like Sean, too"? I liked him first.
SOLEDAD: I love Sean.
BLITZER: Slut.
CAFFERTY: I bet you've never even been to Newark Wolf.
SOLEDAD: Oh, I've been to Newark.
BLITZER: I'm actually having dinner in Newark with Sean
CAFFERTY: I bet you're going to Murphy's.
SOLEDAD: Oh, I've been to Murphy's.
BLITZER: You must have me mistaken for McGreavy...to the Situation Command Center...the wind is now blowing at 10 mph and it's going to rain.....
And Sean in Newark, New Jersey, "I like the president's idea of having the military in charge of all natural disasters. I'm also hoping he suggests they provide other services like Christmas shopping and gift wrapping during the holidays."
BLITZER: Sean is a funny guy in Newark, New Jersey.
CAFFERTY: I like Sean.
BLITZER: I like Sean, too. All right. Thanks, Jack.
CAFFERTY: What do you mean "you like Sean, too"? I liked him first.
SOLEDAD: I love Sean.
BLITZER: Slut.
CAFFERTY: I bet you've never even been to Newark Wolf.
SOLEDAD: Oh, I've been to Newark.
BLITZER: I'm actually having dinner in Newark with Sean
CAFFERTY: I bet you're going to Murphy's.
SOLEDAD: Oh, I've been to Murphy's.
BLITZER: You must have me mistaken for McGreavy...to the Situation Command Center...the wind is now blowing at 10 mph and it's going to rain.....
Monday, September 26, 2005
How I Met Your Mother
In a word. Bad. This show lacks one thing for a comedy. Laughs. Painful does not describe the feeling you feel when the cheesy dialogue is exchanged. Note to my future kids if I have them. I will never explain to you how I met your mother like this show is trying to do. You can read about it in the police blotter.
In the Situation Room, Wolf, Jack, and Seaner
Having CNN at work allows the me the luxury of making sure that no one is blowing up NYC and its adjacent cities. One show I love is The Situation Room with Wolf Blitzer. The reason I love it so much is because of Jack Cafferty and of course the Wolfman. The reason I love Wolf is for his affected tone. Every single story that comes into the situation is breaking news. Even if it his assistant telling him lunch has arrived. But everyday I send in notes with comments on the question of the day to Jack Cafferty. For those of you that do not know him he is an older news caster from Fox that CNN hired on to be their old curmudgeon. Unlike Andy Rooney, his rants are focused on topical news events rather than why the sweet and low package is not purple. Ever wonder why....
Today however, our worlds met. Seaner, Wolf, and Jack met at the intersection of CNN and absurdity. The absurdity is off course the comment made by Bush that the Pentagon should be in charge of natural disasters. The following is the transcript from the CNN Website placed for your review and enjoyment.
BLITZER: Let's go to New York. Jack Cafferty has been going through your e-mail. He's joining us live with "The Cafferty File" -- Jack.
CAFFERTY: Wolf, you actually had no day off at all this week, did you? I saw you anchoring coverage on Saturday. You're doing a show on Sunday. I mean, you are setting a standard entirely too high for the rest of us.
BLITZER: It's a big story. You got to work.
CAFFERTY: I understand. You were down in Atlanta and did a nice job.
BLITZER: I like Atlanta, too.
CAFFERTY: Do you?
BLITZER: Yes.
CAFFERTY: Do you like it better than Washington?
BLITZER: I like Washington. I like Atlanta. I like New York. I like all these places.
CAFFERTY: You know, some day you and I are going to have to meet. You should come to New York. And with all the overtime pay you've been getting for seven days a week, you could take me out and buy me an expensive meal.
BLITZER: I will do that.
CAFFERTY: All right. You're on. President Bush wants Congress to consider putting the Pentagon in charge of disaster rescues if senior officers in the military say there's a need. The question this hour, is it a good idea to have the military in charge of national disaster response?
Tom, in Alma, West Virginia, "I have misgivings about putting the Pentagon in charge of anything. The current set up is screwed up. Take FEMA out of homeland security. Let FEMA handle nature and homeland security handle terrorists."
Jack writes, "Of course, they should be in charge. Trained in logistics, protection and teamwork, they'll be far superior to appointed political hacks."
Doug in Arizona writes, "this is nuts, man. While President Bush is at it, let him put the military in charge of delivering our mail, as if they don't have enough to do already. These departments were made for a reason. And now the president's diverting attention, trying to make it look proactive. To me it just looks lazy and ridiculous and I live in a red state."
Robert writes, "the military should not be placed in charge of responses to civilian disasters, especially weather disasters. This is equivalent to declaring martial law every time there's a hurricane, earthquake, et cetera. Far more important for civilian authorities to get their acts together."
And Sean in Newark, New Jersey, "I like the president's idea of having the military in charge of all natural disasters. I'm also hoping he suggests they provide other services like Christmas shopping and gift wrapping during the holidays."
BLITZER: Sean is a funny guy in Newark, New Jersey.
CAFFERTY: I like Sean.
BLITZER: I like Sean, too. All right. Thanks, Jack.
CAFFERTY: I'll see you later.
Wow, Wolf and Jack like me, they really really like me.
Today however, our worlds met. Seaner, Wolf, and Jack met at the intersection of CNN and absurdity. The absurdity is off course the comment made by Bush that the Pentagon should be in charge of natural disasters. The following is the transcript from the CNN Website placed for your review and enjoyment.
BLITZER: Let's go to New York. Jack Cafferty has been going through your e-mail. He's joining us live with "The Cafferty File" -- Jack.
CAFFERTY: Wolf, you actually had no day off at all this week, did you? I saw you anchoring coverage on Saturday. You're doing a show on Sunday. I mean, you are setting a standard entirely too high for the rest of us.
BLITZER: It's a big story. You got to work.
CAFFERTY: I understand. You were down in Atlanta and did a nice job.
BLITZER: I like Atlanta, too.
CAFFERTY: Do you?
BLITZER: Yes.
CAFFERTY: Do you like it better than Washington?
BLITZER: I like Washington. I like Atlanta. I like New York. I like all these places.
CAFFERTY: You know, some day you and I are going to have to meet. You should come to New York. And with all the overtime pay you've been getting for seven days a week, you could take me out and buy me an expensive meal.
BLITZER: I will do that.
CAFFERTY: All right. You're on. President Bush wants Congress to consider putting the Pentagon in charge of disaster rescues if senior officers in the military say there's a need. The question this hour, is it a good idea to have the military in charge of national disaster response?
Tom, in Alma, West Virginia, "I have misgivings about putting the Pentagon in charge of anything. The current set up is screwed up. Take FEMA out of homeland security. Let FEMA handle nature and homeland security handle terrorists."
Jack writes, "Of course, they should be in charge. Trained in logistics, protection and teamwork, they'll be far superior to appointed political hacks."
Doug in Arizona writes, "this is nuts, man. While President Bush is at it, let him put the military in charge of delivering our mail, as if they don't have enough to do already. These departments were made for a reason. And now the president's diverting attention, trying to make it look proactive. To me it just looks lazy and ridiculous and I live in a red state."
Robert writes, "the military should not be placed in charge of responses to civilian disasters, especially weather disasters. This is equivalent to declaring martial law every time there's a hurricane, earthquake, et cetera. Far more important for civilian authorities to get their acts together."
And Sean in Newark, New Jersey, "I like the president's idea of having the military in charge of all natural disasters. I'm also hoping he suggests they provide other services like Christmas shopping and gift wrapping during the holidays."
BLITZER: Sean is a funny guy in Newark, New Jersey.
CAFFERTY: I like Sean.
BLITZER: I like Sean, too. All right. Thanks, Jack.
CAFFERTY: I'll see you later.
Wow, Wolf and Jack like me, they really really like me.
Thursday, September 22, 2005
The Apprentice New Season Number 4
The sounds of the Ojays are once again heard on Thursday night, and that means one thing. Tonight they show the peeps packing their bags and heading out. 18 new people heading to Bedminster NJ. They are all in cabs and Donald will arrive by copter. Once again, there is a very limited number of black people on the show. One of each again is about the ratio they pick for this and every other show.
Switching over on commercial to the WB, I get to see one of the sexiest ladies on TV Eve. There she is. Shelly. Eve looks better and better every year.
Back to the apprentice. The peeps are all lined up outside. Mr Trump is on the 10th green. George and Carolyn are right at his side. Men VS Woman are the teams right now. There is one little short dude this time. If he comes up the shoulder of the shortest girl I would be surprised. The Donald tells them to find the copter. First person there, two team members get to ride back to the city to pick out the best Gym for their first test
Back from commercial two dudes are in the copter and they are taking the Bally in Manhattan. The woman get the Spanish Harlem place. The one spanish chic is speaking up but pissing people off. The white woman are turned off by her. The guys are thinking that their leader is a flake.
Back after commercial. Black dude is on the phone with some woman. Not sure who it is. His grandmother has died and his wife was on the phone. Woman are out on the streets to try and drum up business. They are telling people they do not have to join but can come take the classes. The spanish chic has some ideas but continues to rub people the wrong way. The men are working on the people on the machines at Bally. They picked the name Excel which everyone does. Team name of the girls is Capital Edge. Melissa is talking smack to Carolyn and is turning off the team. She is going to be first on the block. The white chic took her off and put her in accounting.
Now both teams are in the board room. Donald last to arrive. George. Capital Edge made 516. Excel did good and won with 527. Reward is going to the Fryars club. Boyz win but no exemption for the leader. He keeps the black guy behind to talk about his grandmother. Donald is going to fly him to Philly for his GM funeral
Back from commercial in the big apple. The guy Markus is such a talker. Donald sees through it. The girls are looking to dump Melissa. This is coming down to the board room. Does she take one or two. Donald late as always. Why did you lose. The girls are turning on each other. Melissa turned on the team, a few have turned on her. Donald asked her who she is bringing back. She brought back one. That is a mistake. You always bring back two. All three Judges raised their eyes when she brought back one.
Carol hates the marketing but agrees with Melissa being negative. Donald has her talking. She is hanging herself. Said she cannot work with woman. Too crazy. Melissa got fired. The other chic smiled and got yelled at for it. Melissa fired herself.
Switching over on commercial to the WB, I get to see one of the sexiest ladies on TV Eve. There she is. Shelly. Eve looks better and better every year.
Back to the apprentice. The peeps are all lined up outside. Mr Trump is on the 10th green. George and Carolyn are right at his side. Men VS Woman are the teams right now. There is one little short dude this time. If he comes up the shoulder of the shortest girl I would be surprised. The Donald tells them to find the copter. First person there, two team members get to ride back to the city to pick out the best Gym for their first test
Back from commercial two dudes are in the copter and they are taking the Bally in Manhattan. The woman get the Spanish Harlem place. The one spanish chic is speaking up but pissing people off. The white woman are turned off by her. The guys are thinking that their leader is a flake.
Back after commercial. Black dude is on the phone with some woman. Not sure who it is. His grandmother has died and his wife was on the phone. Woman are out on the streets to try and drum up business. They are telling people they do not have to join but can come take the classes. The spanish chic has some ideas but continues to rub people the wrong way. The men are working on the people on the machines at Bally. They picked the name Excel which everyone does. Team name of the girls is Capital Edge. Melissa is talking smack to Carolyn and is turning off the team. She is going to be first on the block. The white chic took her off and put her in accounting.
Now both teams are in the board room. Donald last to arrive. George. Capital Edge made 516. Excel did good and won with 527. Reward is going to the Fryars club. Boyz win but no exemption for the leader. He keeps the black guy behind to talk about his grandmother. Donald is going to fly him to Philly for his GM funeral
Back from commercial in the big apple. The guy Markus is such a talker. Donald sees through it. The girls are looking to dump Melissa. This is coming down to the board room. Does she take one or two. Donald late as always. Why did you lose. The girls are turning on each other. Melissa turned on the team, a few have turned on her. Donald asked her who she is bringing back. She brought back one. That is a mistake. You always bring back two. All three Judges raised their eyes when she brought back one.
Carol hates the marketing but agrees with Melissa being negative. Donald has her talking. She is hanging herself. Said she cannot work with woman. Too crazy. Melissa got fired. The other chic smiled and got yelled at for it. Melissa fired herself.
Survivor Week 2
Week two of the survivor. Start of with the recap of the first week. At the start of week two we find the boyz still sick like last week. Yaxha is having a great time getting to know each other. Something about Steph braiding the one girls hair in a bikini. Blake is still down for the count. Shortness of breath after getting struck by the spike branch.
First reward challenge. Obstacle course with 8 bags. Get a bag fall into water, get out. Get all bags out you win fishing items, to get some fish. Cindy made up a lot of time for nakum. Dead even at three bags. Nakum in the lead after the red headed dude falls in. 5 bags tie. Nakun in the lead again with 6. Blake and Brian in a race to the finish. Nakum wins the award with the guy that cannot breathe wins the challenge.
Back at camp Nakum is fishing. They caught a few small fish but that is it. Yaxha is scrounging for food. Eating insects and anything they can get their hands on. Morgan either has bad skin or some insects feasted on her face. They are eating ants and little minnows. At 830 pm Blake is ready to collapse again. Judd is getting pissed because he sees him laying down doing nothing and then performing well on the challenges.
Back from break and they are off to Immunity. The challenge tonight is a tug of war. Wow CBS has out done themselves. The first ever mud wrestling contest in prime time. The girls bikinis are coming off. Now they are dirty tired and hungry. Nakum is leading two to nothing on the one on ones. Jamie is looking to get one. Nakum wins immunity on the back of Judd.
Back at camp with the losers, they are all bathing to get the mud off. We are seeing the building of the alliance. They are making it seem like they are going to vote Stephanie but you know this is just their way of making it seem that way. An Alliance is forming with Steph, the Red Head, and some chic. Now they are looking at Lydia or Morgan. The red headed dude is right. You need to unify one vote otherwise it is fractured.
Morgan, Lydia, Morgan, Morgan, Morgan, and the next person Morgan. Lydia now knows she is expendable. Morgan's family moment was gay and fresh. Just like Frabreeze.
First reward challenge. Obstacle course with 8 bags. Get a bag fall into water, get out. Get all bags out you win fishing items, to get some fish. Cindy made up a lot of time for nakum. Dead even at three bags. Nakum in the lead after the red headed dude falls in. 5 bags tie. Nakun in the lead again with 6. Blake and Brian in a race to the finish. Nakum wins the award with the guy that cannot breathe wins the challenge.
Back at camp Nakum is fishing. They caught a few small fish but that is it. Yaxha is scrounging for food. Eating insects and anything they can get their hands on. Morgan either has bad skin or some insects feasted on her face. They are eating ants and little minnows. At 830 pm Blake is ready to collapse again. Judd is getting pissed because he sees him laying down doing nothing and then performing well on the challenges.
Back from break and they are off to Immunity. The challenge tonight is a tug of war. Wow CBS has out done themselves. The first ever mud wrestling contest in prime time. The girls bikinis are coming off. Now they are dirty tired and hungry. Nakum is leading two to nothing on the one on ones. Jamie is looking to get one. Nakum wins immunity on the back of Judd.
Back at camp with the losers, they are all bathing to get the mud off. We are seeing the building of the alliance. They are making it seem like they are going to vote Stephanie but you know this is just their way of making it seem that way. An Alliance is forming with Steph, the Red Head, and some chic. Now they are looking at Lydia or Morgan. The red headed dude is right. You need to unify one vote otherwise it is fractured.
Morgan, Lydia, Morgan, Morgan, Morgan, and the next person Morgan. Lydia now knows she is expendable. Morgan's family moment was gay and fresh. Just like Frabreeze.
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
R U That Girl Live Performance
Ryan Devlin comes out first and he is a hokie little cheese dick. Now he announced them as the top selling girl group of all time but I thought that was Destiny's Child. The guy is talking way too much. We cut to their best vids and songs. My only problem with the show is that they say the audition process was grueling but it really was not. We are now back to the MTV cheeese dick dude and he just keeps asking the crowd, Meah or Crispy. Almost as if there was no script at all but you know there is a teleprompter there.
Finally Tboz and Chilli come out. With their hair all did, these girls are short. Why are these girls explaining their song to the crowd. So far the show is slow. Now they are doing a retrospect of each girl. Mirrah is first, nice retro, the girl is very pretty and now she is on stage. There is way to much shouting going on in the audience. Oh so Crispy. She is cute and young. I think she is going to be the winner. She can dance, rap and sing. She just came out on stage and her hair is up in big rollers. Backed to the canned footage. Showing them the dance steps for the song they are going to do with Tboz and Chilli. Oh so Crispy seemed to be struggling with the dance steps whereas Mirrah did better. Oh Clean and Clear just did a product placement by giving the girls face cream. Kind of cheap when they give cars away on other shows.
Back from commercial. They are up in the rafter asking questions. They had to write lyrics to their new song. Oh So is freaked out by criticism and although she did good (do not show you too much) she has to get over it. Mirrah is doing a good job and her rap was pretty good. She is taking advice well. She could be the winner.
Now TLC is going to perform. They got dancers coming from the audience. I hate that so much. Stage opens and it is the two girls singing ain't to bad to beg. Now they are doing Friends which was their first big hit. It is kinda just a dance thing. Into a lipped version of I ve got so much loving babe, and then into creep. IT is kind of bringing the show to a creep. Too slow of a performance. There dance steps are so slow I could do them well. Into Waterfalls and there is a strange re-enactment of the videop going on over the top of the video being shown. I am not sure what that was but it was not the greatest. Chilli looked bored during the one song.
We are one break away from the winner. The two girls are on stage and they are about to announce. The girls are pretending to convince us they have not made their choice yet. Now they just walked out. Words to both to build them up. The two girls are holding hands and being all nervous. Oh So Crispy won and now her family is coming out of the woodwork. Instant Posse on the stage. She also had to introduce the guy that gave her the name. What was that.
Back with Mirrah and her hubby. So the song we have been hearing the whole time is their new single. Is Oh so a dancer or a part of the group. Let the girl dress like the band Tboz. Please. Poor girl. On the other shows they get a million bucks. This one they get to perform with her.
Finally Tboz and Chilli come out. With their hair all did, these girls are short. Why are these girls explaining their song to the crowd. So far the show is slow. Now they are doing a retrospect of each girl. Mirrah is first, nice retro, the girl is very pretty and now she is on stage. There is way to much shouting going on in the audience. Oh so Crispy. She is cute and young. I think she is going to be the winner. She can dance, rap and sing. She just came out on stage and her hair is up in big rollers. Backed to the canned footage. Showing them the dance steps for the song they are going to do with Tboz and Chilli. Oh so Crispy seemed to be struggling with the dance steps whereas Mirrah did better. Oh Clean and Clear just did a product placement by giving the girls face cream. Kind of cheap when they give cars away on other shows.
Back from commercial. They are up in the rafter asking questions. They had to write lyrics to their new song. Oh So is freaked out by criticism and although she did good (do not show you too much) she has to get over it. Mirrah is doing a good job and her rap was pretty good. She is taking advice well. She could be the winner.
Now TLC is going to perform. They got dancers coming from the audience. I hate that so much. Stage opens and it is the two girls singing ain't to bad to beg. Now they are doing Friends which was their first big hit. It is kinda just a dance thing. Into a lipped version of I ve got so much loving babe, and then into creep. IT is kind of bringing the show to a creep. Too slow of a performance. There dance steps are so slow I could do them well. Into Waterfalls and there is a strange re-enactment of the videop going on over the top of the video being shown. I am not sure what that was but it was not the greatest. Chilli looked bored during the one song.
We are one break away from the winner. The two girls are on stage and they are about to announce. The girls are pretending to convince us they have not made their choice yet. Now they just walked out. Words to both to build them up. The two girls are holding hands and being all nervous. Oh So Crispy won and now her family is coming out of the woodwork. Instant Posse on the stage. She also had to introduce the guy that gave her the name. What was that.
Back with Mirrah and her hubby. So the song we have been hearing the whole time is their new single. Is Oh so a dancer or a part of the group. Let the girl dress like the band Tboz. Please. Poor girl. On the other shows they get a million bucks. This one they get to perform with her.
Thursday, September 15, 2005
Survivor Guatemala
Tonight we see the return of Survivor. I have to say the show has staying power. Fun to watch and fun to bet on. We have been teased all week with the two mystery return Survivor All-Stars. Who will it be..Probably not Richard, he will be starring in Survivor-Federal Prison. Got to pay them taxes boy. Lets see how they are dumped into the wilderness. I wish they would take a plane and crash it into the mountain and see how many survive the crash. Then those survivors would have to hike 20 miles to camp. Once at camp they would make fire for the first time, and then help CBS place products for the rest of the season. Here we go. Probst has them all lined up and in tribes. They will be given Myan tools and Bobbie John and Stephanie from the other season. Bobbie is the first to freak out. He is in love with her from the show and he is flaming. The girls love Bobbie John.
First challenge is for reward. 11 mile trek for dibs on the best camp, with flint. So everyone is just walking through the woods. One guy is an ex nfl quarterback. A branch with spikes on it hits one guy. A nurse in the group comes to his aid. The thorns are now making him throw up. Night has fallen and the two tribes have to stop where they are and get up in the morning to figure out where they are. There are monkeys and other animals making crazy noises. It is now daybreak and the two tribes meet in the woods. Now it is a foot race. Bobby John is now cramping up and the tribe is like freaking out because he was the ringer for their team. Nakum is in the lead at the canoe but Yaxha is gaining. Bobby John is cramping again and another guy fell in quicksand. Nakum wins best camp and flint. The Yaxha team has to canoe to the crap camp. Too bad they did not know how bad Bush and his crew would screw up this country. We could have had a survivor Baghdad or New Orleans and pumped some money into the US.
So now the loser are heading to their camp which is across the lake. They keep showing crocs like they are going to kill them, but they are actually hired for the show and kept by Disney. Back to Nakum and the dude is still throwing up now with about 5 others. The nurse chic is earning her keep. Maybe they should name the show ER. All the guys are down. The next day. Perhaps day break brings salvation. The first immunity challenge. The idol this time is a little dude sitting in a squat position. They have to paddle, grab a torch. They then have to come in and move the boat through the land using logs. The race is on, and they are in a dead heat coming to the beach. Yaxha is in the lead. Lots of legs getting caught. Yaxha wins and they get flint as well. Of course the flint is made by Flints Unlimited at flintsunlimited.com.
Back from commercial the old guy tells the nurse he snapped his bicep. The guy is down again. You have to vote him out. The other dudes need to hydrate but this guy needs a doctor. They are now ready to pick the person to go home. Probst asks the questions and here we go to the vote.
The music plays, people write, and Probsts tallies. Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.... 5 votes and we say goodbye to the Jimbo. Jim's wife, compliments of Frebreaze gets to wish her first out loser hubby great job. IN the past we used to lead our elders into the wilderness or snow and let them pass. Now we have CBS just snuff out their torches. The tribe has spoken.
First challenge is for reward. 11 mile trek for dibs on the best camp, with flint. So everyone is just walking through the woods. One guy is an ex nfl quarterback. A branch with spikes on it hits one guy. A nurse in the group comes to his aid. The thorns are now making him throw up. Night has fallen and the two tribes have to stop where they are and get up in the morning to figure out where they are. There are monkeys and other animals making crazy noises. It is now daybreak and the two tribes meet in the woods. Now it is a foot race. Bobby John is now cramping up and the tribe is like freaking out because he was the ringer for their team. Nakum is in the lead at the canoe but Yaxha is gaining. Bobby John is cramping again and another guy fell in quicksand. Nakum wins best camp and flint. The Yaxha team has to canoe to the crap camp. Too bad they did not know how bad Bush and his crew would screw up this country. We could have had a survivor Baghdad or New Orleans and pumped some money into the US.
So now the loser are heading to their camp which is across the lake. They keep showing crocs like they are going to kill them, but they are actually hired for the show and kept by Disney. Back to Nakum and the dude is still throwing up now with about 5 others. The nurse chic is earning her keep. Maybe they should name the show ER. All the guys are down. The next day. Perhaps day break brings salvation. The first immunity challenge. The idol this time is a little dude sitting in a squat position. They have to paddle, grab a torch. They then have to come in and move the boat through the land using logs. The race is on, and they are in a dead heat coming to the beach. Yaxha is in the lead. Lots of legs getting caught. Yaxha wins and they get flint as well. Of course the flint is made by Flints Unlimited at flintsunlimited.com.
Back from commercial the old guy tells the nurse he snapped his bicep. The guy is down again. You have to vote him out. The other dudes need to hydrate but this guy needs a doctor. They are now ready to pick the person to go home. Probst asks the questions and here we go to the vote.
The music plays, people write, and Probsts tallies. Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim, Jim.... 5 votes and we say goodbye to the Jimbo. Jim's wife, compliments of Frebreaze gets to wish her first out loser hubby great job. IN the past we used to lead our elders into the wilderness or snow and let them pass. Now we have CBS just snuff out their torches. The tribe has spoken.
Tuesday, September 13, 2005
Bones
Should have named the show Lame or Predictable. The show comes complete with all the cookie cutter gimmicks. Witty banter, sexual tension, odd yet genius characters, and the boss who calls all the shots that will be the thorn in the side every episode, only to get shown up at the end and forced to eat crow pie. Oh yeah, one other thing, the computer that can do anything. Since war games I have never ever seen a computer portrayed without great exagerations. All with just the push of one button. The show is a poor shot at MTV meets Quincy. The show just plasters music over scenes from contemporary sell out artists. LIke the music artists themselves, the show will not run much longer that the one hit wonders time on the billboard.
The show will serve its purpose to run ads for the OC and other Fox hits. In October we will see the cast at the world series eating hot dogs and blocking peoples view as Fox ushers stars from failing Fox shows into seats to buld synergy. The networks must really think we are dumb as doorknobs.
The show will serve its purpose to run ads for the OC and other Fox hits. In October we will see the cast at the world series eating hot dogs and blocking peoples view as Fox ushers stars from failing Fox shows into seats to buld synergy. The networks must really think we are dumb as doorknobs.
Sunday, August 28, 2005
2005 Video Music Awards
Well it is that time of the year again when MTV hosts its Video Music Awards. A show I have been watching since the 80's. As always I will do my best to review the event. The awards this year again are in Miami. It is so much better in NYC. This year the big talk will be about the Hurricane.
Red Carpet 6:00 PM.
It starts out with an interview with Usher. Is he going to do the gay thing again and bring his mom so the crowd sighs. Now The Game arrives in a low rider with 24's. 75 Caprice Convertible. Suchin Pak is sitting with the old fart Kurt Loader. Or as we like to call him, Kurt the Load. Give him the lifetime achievement award for being a load and send him away.
Lil Bow is saying anything can happen. Sway is dressed like a rasta man again even though he is a rasta wanna be. Green Day arriving early in a beat up suped up car. Sway kissing the ass of Green Day..Oh Sway just called them his home boys.
A nod to Madonna for her not being there since she fell off her horse. But they are going to run an advertisement for her new DVD. Love how this is commercials between the commercials. Its great we get to see a 65 year old Madonna in her undies. I hope when she hits 90 she does a record and video with her in depends. That would be bananas.
My chemical Romance came in a brinks truck..SO stupid. No one even knows who they are. Pulling out the old west coast east coast joke. Preview of their next vid, another placement. Wow, just like green day they are going to a video about war.. Copy Cats. And they are decked out with their suits and converse sneakers.. They have the MTV handbook on who to be without being. Back to John Norris with Lil John on the boat. Yeah. Lil John shout out to Tommy Hilfigger (sp). One guy jumping in and announcing the record and when its gonna drop. One of his dudes just keeps making a buzzard sound. Video on what it is like to be from Houston Texas. Mike Jones and his posse from Texas doing the first performance. There is music but no band. Gotta love music today and mystery of the invisible instruments. Just a blah performance. No wonder we have not heard of the Houston sound. Its rap is boring, non melodic, and dragging. They sound like a retarded Fat Joe. See you in ATL baby.
I like how MTV really helps out their dumb viewers by keeping a clock letting them now exactly how many minutes until the VMA. It starts at 8pm for the ones who dont need it.
Kelly Clarkson on the boat. She looks bad with her hair up. Her hair is a bad blonde and the dress does not work with her small breasts. They should probably hit her up with a little ice before her interviews. Hard nipples could save the look.
Back to sway dressed like a Bob Marley Buffalo Soldier. Here he is with Kanye. Walking in with John Legend. Lotta guys brining other guys in with them. Quick Ad for Late registration his next album. Cut to Kurt Loader with Black Eyed Peas and Alicia Keyes. Kurt looks a little befuddled. He may have had a slight stroke during the last commercial break. Ask them about their break up. Talk about the Pink Elephant. ALicia looks good. She is talking about her upcoming movie and now they are showing her unplugged clip. Problem is that she has electric key boards and electric guitars. Is that really unplugged?? I ask you Please.
Ricky Martin arrives. John Norris's outfit is stupid. They are advertising his next album with Amerie and Fat Joe. That is not going to be a hit. Back to Suchin. Ciarra and Bow Wow. Ciarra looks different. Too made up. Ciarra and Bow Wow are dating and she has a rock on her finger. Bow Wow s pissed since she put her in heals and Bow Wow is puppy size. Nelly arriving in his whip. 72 Chevy on 24's. Nelly cursed and he was reprimanded by Sway but hell its cable. I know the word shit. Nelly advice to the new peeps, just bring it. Cut to the Killers and Loader. Boy they are really asking the hard questions. So how has your year been.
Rhianna is singing from her album but she is really just up there to dance for the folks. It is color by number but it has the crowd going. Now cut to Jessica Alba who is saying it is hot. Paris and Nickie Hilton are there. Being interviewed by Suchin. Her interview skills are so bad they should call her Suckin. Lil Kim hoppin out. Ask her about her jail time upcoming. Nope not Sway, just asking her about upcoming album
Here comes in Snoop Dogg. Double Gizzle. Gwen is coming in now and she has nothing to say. Wearing animal skin dress and hair up which if you read all my other reviews does not look good on her. Oh look it is Ashley Simpson who looks so foul.. She brought her band. Yes we all know how good that bqand is. Lets schlep for the record. Her hair is up which really shows what a big nose she has. Ludacris is arriving with LV grill 75 Pontiac.
The load interviewing JZ. He keeps asking the same question to him. Now Jamie Fox is with Norris. I wonder if Jamie is going to be Ray tonight. Now there is an ad for Jamie Foxx's new record. Now Suchin is doing the part of the MTV hand book where they sign something for charity. Load is talking to a hot sista who said Kanye was the best dressed.. Jamie with Quincy now. Lame
Fall Out Boyz.. Ok doing the punk thing where they are all jumping around. At least they are singing and playing their own music.
50 Cent with Mob Deep and Mase. I really think Mase is retarded. He does nothing but repeat the same thing over and over.
Destiny's child is in the house. Michelle is in blue and does not look great. Kelly and Beyonce look great.
It is now 8PM and it is time for the show to start.
Green Day opens up with I walk alone which was pretty predictable. They are playing live which is good. Some mic problems but sounds pretty good. Lacking a little energy like they have sung it a billion times. The crowd is into it though. Blue stage and falmes getting the people crazy.. We have Kiss to thank for that. Fireworks too. Best performance so far from the preshow to now.
The host is Diddy, please no P. He is sitting with some hotties and now he is jumping into the pool and swimming to the show. Insert joke here. Computers are asking us to follow his instructions and now it goes black and here is he coming out of the bottom. Coming up to relax dont do it. He is shaking around in a Diddy way. Him and Kanye look the same now. Could they be the same people? More flames and now black again. Lights up chicks shaking and coming down from thede Diddy. As we proceed.... Bros like Diddy dressed like Diddy are dancing around the D meister. Nelly and Lindsay are coming to give the first award.
Ciarra and Missy to introduce Luda and Little Valentine to singing pimping all over the world. They have the soundtrack behind them and they are rapping it but they are talking all over each other. Sounds bad. Piano is a little too loud along with the special effect songs. Now into Rhianna's dancers doing a West Indies thing. Steel drums and Carnival outfits with hot little sistas in chearleader outfits. Luda's rap is so all over the place you do not even recognize the song. Not a great performance. Green day got about an 8.5 and they are the best, I give that about a 6.
Now to the Diddy at 8:27 PM asking people to not curse etc, but then he curses. Cut to a little boy sitting next to Usher. Diddy just gave away a Jacob watch. Probably staged. Now to henchmen come out showing 100 K who are going to get the money to give to a charity.
Orlando Bloom and Kirstin Dunst to give out the next award. Best rock video see my picks below. I picked Foo but I also pt Green Day down cause they are going to win. The Foo should win. And the winner is...... Green Day what a shocker. What will they say. Thanking the record company and rock but no message this time.
Coming back from commercial and its the Grandmaster Flash. Diddy is being interrupted by a chick in the crowd but it is all planned. Now Omarion is up there dancing. Now some chicks are doing it. Now a hype man is up there and Destiny's child look confused as to what is going on..How is that a surprise. MC Hammer is now being introduced. The black eyed P dude is going nuts like a retard. I cant tell which one is hammer though.
Jessica and Ashley presenting. Jessica is dressed like a slut. See my pick below. It should be Ciarra but John Legend is going to win but they don't think about the vid part. Alicia Keyes Karma won. Did not pick that one but I aint mad at it. Good song but the video was not that great. It must be so sad that they have to dress Jessica up like a fool. Typical thanks from Alicia.
Next to Jessica Alba and Dwayne Waye to make the next presentation. I hate these dumb setups..But here comes Shakira. Cut to a big vid screen of her looking hot. She is wearing a bra and cargo pants. What a sexy girl. I cannot tell if they are lip synching. I don't think they are. No they are not and I like they are singing the whole thing in Spanish. She is the perfect mix of talent and beauty. I think some of it was lipped. Out at 8:55
Back at 9PM and now to Usher. He is introducing a dance battle. Which would be good if it were not made up. Now the chic from Black Eyed is standing up. Usher is so full of himself. Best dance video. I picked Ciarra since it was a full dance vid. Missy and Ciarra won. Did not think that one was as great as Ciarra. Missy walks girls around like they are her love toyz.
Eric Roberts is now doing a presentation. Now he is doing an ad for his nephew. R Kelly trapped in the closet something??? I am not sure what this is.. Is it a Rap Opera?? I think I just coined that phrase. Now this is live and he is doing the worst lip synch job and it makes no sense and it has to be the most confusing MTV moment. This is going on forever. I have no idea what that was. That had to be the worst moment that MTV ever had on its agenda.
Back at 9:19 and they are asking us to stay tuned for a great performance by the GAP. Diddy has to be the worst host ever. Diddy just said Damn me and Kanye look the same. I ask that you go up a few paragraphs to see what I said.
Hilary Duff and some guy. Its her BF but Hilary looks gaunt and bad. The Killers live. They are at some hotel in Miami. They are performing live too which is good. I give it and 8.5 with Green Day and Shakira. Lil Kim and Jeremy from Entourage. Very strange script . best rap. This should go to the game and 50. Gave it to Luda. Not sure if I agree with this. Gonna be a shooting tonight. Beavis and Butt Head doing an announcement. To get them back on the air.
Diddy giving shout outs and here comes another Diddy surprise. He turned off all the lights. Now he is directing an Orhestra. Its Big Poppy. Kind of lame and it really is not the Diddy shot.
Johnny Knoxville and Common presenting. Winner of MTV 2 Awards. I picked Akon but its going to My Chemical or Gasolina or Fall Out Boy since they are loved by MTV. Did not see that since MTV has backed the band. Will not hear much from them in a few years. Lots of People he has to thank. Thank MTV.
Fat Joe on stage: Introducing some no name from the PR. Bad song and the crowd is dead. Some other dude got up as well have no idea who he is but now they got Daddy Yankee doing gasolina. That band is a uno hit wonder.
Best Hip Hop Video. I picked Kanye. And the winner is Missy Eliot. Taking all the awards. Someone was yelling fuck that. Missy better get protection. Diddy introducing Pharrell. The band is Cold Play. Piano too loud. Mic not good. Seems flat. Now he ran up the stairs in the audience but I think he is near six the guy that calls Howard and breaks into award shows.
BAck at 10:10 being introduced by D5 to introduce someone. Best Pop VId should go to Kelly Clarkson. Could go to Gwen though. Winner is Kelly Clarkson and the crowd hates it but you have to give her her due. She has had 5 number one hits and she belongs with them. Shame on them for not accepting her.
Alicia and John Legend presenting. Introducing Kanye West and Jaime Foxx. Boy got the ghost of Ray in him. Jaime just wants to take his shirt off.. So with about 30 mins left I have to say it is one of the lamest ones I have seen.
Back at 1024 with the Snoop. Introducing Danny Cook. He is a stand up dude and is yet to make me laugh. Wow that was so lame. Best New Artist in a Vid. Should go to Ciarra..Winner is The Killers..aaaaaaaaaahhhhh
Back to the Didd man. He is giving his 100 k to Gwen and Snoop won. Desperate housewife Eva Longorie with camel toe. She is introducing Mariah Carey singing shake it off. It see like she cannot move from the position she is in. She is singing a bit to the track but lipping most. Now she is singing we belong together. Does not sound that great. Brought to you by Pepsi.
Lil John and some Rubio Chick. Break through Vid I picked Gorrillaz. Winner is the Gorrillaz which no one ever accepts. Black eyed Peas introducing 50 Cent. Shake that Ass Girl. Track in the back and lyrics on the mic. Now 50 is in the middle of a ring of fire. What ever happened to performing. For the last performance it was not that great. 50 said something to fat joe at the end that was bleeped but it went on and on.
Last award. Video of the year. No, they are having Chemical Romance do a song. The images the songs the noise. Not too great. 8 on the scale. His voice sounds horrible. Bow Wow and Paris Hilton. Bow Wow has to be about 5 ft tall. Viewer Choice award. I picked Shakira but its going to be Green Day, and it is.
Jamie Foxx to present and wow another costume change. He is like a chick. Vid of the Year. He is bringing out DC. Green Day won again..Now will he make a statement...Thanking everyone again. To the soldiers lets bring them home safe. Thanking live 8.
Kelly Clarkson closes it out. She is singing her own stuff. She is trying to yell it off. You cannot even hear her over the people shouting. Most electric of the night. Out at 11 23
The ones that I think should win are highlighted in RED.
Video of the Year
Coldplay, "Speed of Sound"
Green Day, "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"
Gwen Stefani, "Hollaback Girl"
Kanye West, "Jesus Walks"
Snoop Dogg w/Pharrell, "Drop It Like It's Hot"
Best Male Video
50 Cent, "Candy Shop"
Beck, "E-Pro"
John Legend, "Ordinary People"
Kanye West, "Jesus Walks"
Usher, "Caught Up"
Best Female Video
Amerie, "1 Thing"
Gwen Stefani, "Hollaback Girl"
Kelly Clarkson, "Since U Been Gone"
Mariah Carey, "We Belong Together"
Shakira w/Alejandro Sanz, "La Tortura"
Kelly and Kanye won but why are they bringing them up together. Kelly did the humble thing like oh my god I did not expect this and Kanye did the I deserve this. I picked both right. The Shakira vid could have won too. It was a super hot and good video so good it makes the song.
Best Group Video
Black Eyed Peas, "Don't Phunk With My Heart"
Destiny's Child w/T.I & Lil' Wayne, "Soldier"
Green Day, "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"
The Killers, "Mr. Brightside"
U2, "Vertigo"
Best Rap Video
Eminem, "Just Lose It"
The Game & 50 Cent, "Hate It or Love It"
Ludacris, "Number One Spot"
T.I., "You Don't Know Me"
Ying Tang Twins, "Wait (The Whisper Song)"
Best R&B Video
Alicia Keys, "Karma"
Ciara w/Ludacris, "Oh"
John Legend, "Ordinary People"
Mariah Carey, "We Belong Together"
Usher w/Alicia Keys, "My Boo"
Best Hip-Hop Video
Common, "Go"
Kanye West, "Jesus Walks"
Missy Elliott w/Ciara & Fat Man Scoop, "Lose Control"
Nas w/ Olu Dara, "Bridging the Gap"
Snoop Dogg w/Pharrell, "Drop It Like It's Hot"
Best Dance Video
Ciara, "1, 2 Step"
Destiny's Child, "Lose My Breath"
Jennifer Lopez, "Get Right"
Missy Elliott w/Ciara & Fat Man Scoop, "Lose Control"
Shakira w/Alejandro Sanz, "La Tortura"
Best Rock Video
Foo Fighters, "Best of You"
Green Day, "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"
The Killers, "Mr. Brightside"
My Chemical Romance, "Helena"
Weezer, "Beverly Hills"
Best Pop Video
Ashlee Simpson, "Pieces of Me"
Gwen Stefani, "Hollaback Girl"
Jesse McCartney, "Beautiful Soul"
Kelly Clarkson, "Since U Been Gone"
Lindsay Lohan, "Rumors"
Best New Artist In A Video
Ciara, "1, 2 Step"
The Game, "Dreams"
John Legend, "Ordinary People"
The Killers, "Mr. Brightside"
My Chemical Romance, "Helena"
MTV2 Award
Akon w/Styles P, "Locked Up"
The Bravery, "An Honest Mistake"
Daddy Yankee, "Gasolina"
Fall Out Boy, "Sugar, We're Going Down"
Mike Jomes w/Slim Thug & Paul Wall, "Still Tippin'"
My Chemical Romance, "Helena"
Breakthrough Video
Eminem, "Mosh"
Gorillaz, "Feel Good Inc."
Missy Elliott w/Ciara & Fat Man Scoop, "Lose Control"
Sarah McLachlan, "World on Fire"
U2, "Vertigo"
Red Carpet 6:00 PM.
It starts out with an interview with Usher. Is he going to do the gay thing again and bring his mom so the crowd sighs. Now The Game arrives in a low rider with 24's. 75 Caprice Convertible. Suchin Pak is sitting with the old fart Kurt Loader. Or as we like to call him, Kurt the Load. Give him the lifetime achievement award for being a load and send him away.
Lil Bow is saying anything can happen. Sway is dressed like a rasta man again even though he is a rasta wanna be. Green Day arriving early in a beat up suped up car. Sway kissing the ass of Green Day..Oh Sway just called them his home boys.
A nod to Madonna for her not being there since she fell off her horse. But they are going to run an advertisement for her new DVD. Love how this is commercials between the commercials. Its great we get to see a 65 year old Madonna in her undies. I hope when she hits 90 she does a record and video with her in depends. That would be bananas.
My chemical Romance came in a brinks truck..SO stupid. No one even knows who they are. Pulling out the old west coast east coast joke. Preview of their next vid, another placement. Wow, just like green day they are going to a video about war.. Copy Cats. And they are decked out with their suits and converse sneakers.. They have the MTV handbook on who to be without being. Back to John Norris with Lil John on the boat. Yeah. Lil John shout out to Tommy Hilfigger (sp). One guy jumping in and announcing the record and when its gonna drop. One of his dudes just keeps making a buzzard sound. Video on what it is like to be from Houston Texas. Mike Jones and his posse from Texas doing the first performance. There is music but no band. Gotta love music today and mystery of the invisible instruments. Just a blah performance. No wonder we have not heard of the Houston sound. Its rap is boring, non melodic, and dragging. They sound like a retarded Fat Joe. See you in ATL baby.
I like how MTV really helps out their dumb viewers by keeping a clock letting them now exactly how many minutes until the VMA. It starts at 8pm for the ones who dont need it.
Kelly Clarkson on the boat. She looks bad with her hair up. Her hair is a bad blonde and the dress does not work with her small breasts. They should probably hit her up with a little ice before her interviews. Hard nipples could save the look.
Back to sway dressed like a Bob Marley Buffalo Soldier. Here he is with Kanye. Walking in with John Legend. Lotta guys brining other guys in with them. Quick Ad for Late registration his next album. Cut to Kurt Loader with Black Eyed Peas and Alicia Keyes. Kurt looks a little befuddled. He may have had a slight stroke during the last commercial break. Ask them about their break up. Talk about the Pink Elephant. ALicia looks good. She is talking about her upcoming movie and now they are showing her unplugged clip. Problem is that she has electric key boards and electric guitars. Is that really unplugged?? I ask you Please.
Ricky Martin arrives. John Norris's outfit is stupid. They are advertising his next album with Amerie and Fat Joe. That is not going to be a hit. Back to Suchin. Ciarra and Bow Wow. Ciarra looks different. Too made up. Ciarra and Bow Wow are dating and she has a rock on her finger. Bow Wow s pissed since she put her in heals and Bow Wow is puppy size. Nelly arriving in his whip. 72 Chevy on 24's. Nelly cursed and he was reprimanded by Sway but hell its cable. I know the word shit. Nelly advice to the new peeps, just bring it. Cut to the Killers and Loader. Boy they are really asking the hard questions. So how has your year been.
Rhianna is singing from her album but she is really just up there to dance for the folks. It is color by number but it has the crowd going. Now cut to Jessica Alba who is saying it is hot. Paris and Nickie Hilton are there. Being interviewed by Suchin. Her interview skills are so bad they should call her Suckin. Lil Kim hoppin out. Ask her about her jail time upcoming. Nope not Sway, just asking her about upcoming album
Here comes in Snoop Dogg. Double Gizzle. Gwen is coming in now and she has nothing to say. Wearing animal skin dress and hair up which if you read all my other reviews does not look good on her. Oh look it is Ashley Simpson who looks so foul.. She brought her band. Yes we all know how good that bqand is. Lets schlep for the record. Her hair is up which really shows what a big nose she has. Ludacris is arriving with LV grill 75 Pontiac.
The load interviewing JZ. He keeps asking the same question to him. Now Jamie Fox is with Norris. I wonder if Jamie is going to be Ray tonight. Now there is an ad for Jamie Foxx's new record. Now Suchin is doing the part of the MTV hand book where they sign something for charity. Load is talking to a hot sista who said Kanye was the best dressed.. Jamie with Quincy now. Lame
Fall Out Boyz.. Ok doing the punk thing where they are all jumping around. At least they are singing and playing their own music.
50 Cent with Mob Deep and Mase. I really think Mase is retarded. He does nothing but repeat the same thing over and over.
Destiny's child is in the house. Michelle is in blue and does not look great. Kelly and Beyonce look great.
It is now 8PM and it is time for the show to start.
Green Day opens up with I walk alone which was pretty predictable. They are playing live which is good. Some mic problems but sounds pretty good. Lacking a little energy like they have sung it a billion times. The crowd is into it though. Blue stage and falmes getting the people crazy.. We have Kiss to thank for that. Fireworks too. Best performance so far from the preshow to now.
The host is Diddy, please no P. He is sitting with some hotties and now he is jumping into the pool and swimming to the show. Insert joke here. Computers are asking us to follow his instructions and now it goes black and here is he coming out of the bottom. Coming up to relax dont do it. He is shaking around in a Diddy way. Him and Kanye look the same now. Could they be the same people? More flames and now black again. Lights up chicks shaking and coming down from thede Diddy. As we proceed.... Bros like Diddy dressed like Diddy are dancing around the D meister. Nelly and Lindsay are coming to give the first award.
Ciarra and Missy to introduce Luda and Little Valentine to singing pimping all over the world. They have the soundtrack behind them and they are rapping it but they are talking all over each other. Sounds bad. Piano is a little too loud along with the special effect songs. Now into Rhianna's dancers doing a West Indies thing. Steel drums and Carnival outfits with hot little sistas in chearleader outfits. Luda's rap is so all over the place you do not even recognize the song. Not a great performance. Green day got about an 8.5 and they are the best, I give that about a 6.
Now to the Diddy at 8:27 PM asking people to not curse etc, but then he curses. Cut to a little boy sitting next to Usher. Diddy just gave away a Jacob watch. Probably staged. Now to henchmen come out showing 100 K who are going to get the money to give to a charity.
Orlando Bloom and Kirstin Dunst to give out the next award. Best rock video see my picks below. I picked Foo but I also pt Green Day down cause they are going to win. The Foo should win. And the winner is...... Green Day what a shocker. What will they say. Thanking the record company and rock but no message this time.
Coming back from commercial and its the Grandmaster Flash. Diddy is being interrupted by a chick in the crowd but it is all planned. Now Omarion is up there dancing. Now some chicks are doing it. Now a hype man is up there and Destiny's child look confused as to what is going on..How is that a surprise. MC Hammer is now being introduced. The black eyed P dude is going nuts like a retard. I cant tell which one is hammer though.
Jessica and Ashley presenting. Jessica is dressed like a slut. See my pick below. It should be Ciarra but John Legend is going to win but they don't think about the vid part. Alicia Keyes Karma won. Did not pick that one but I aint mad at it. Good song but the video was not that great. It must be so sad that they have to dress Jessica up like a fool. Typical thanks from Alicia.
Next to Jessica Alba and Dwayne Waye to make the next presentation. I hate these dumb setups..But here comes Shakira. Cut to a big vid screen of her looking hot. She is wearing a bra and cargo pants. What a sexy girl. I cannot tell if they are lip synching. I don't think they are. No they are not and I like they are singing the whole thing in Spanish. She is the perfect mix of talent and beauty. I think some of it was lipped. Out at 8:55
Back at 9PM and now to Usher. He is introducing a dance battle. Which would be good if it were not made up. Now the chic from Black Eyed is standing up. Usher is so full of himself. Best dance video. I picked Ciarra since it was a full dance vid. Missy and Ciarra won. Did not think that one was as great as Ciarra. Missy walks girls around like they are her love toyz.
Eric Roberts is now doing a presentation. Now he is doing an ad for his nephew. R Kelly trapped in the closet something??? I am not sure what this is.. Is it a Rap Opera?? I think I just coined that phrase. Now this is live and he is doing the worst lip synch job and it makes no sense and it has to be the most confusing MTV moment. This is going on forever. I have no idea what that was. That had to be the worst moment that MTV ever had on its agenda.
Back at 9:19 and they are asking us to stay tuned for a great performance by the GAP. Diddy has to be the worst host ever. Diddy just said Damn me and Kanye look the same. I ask that you go up a few paragraphs to see what I said.
Hilary Duff and some guy. Its her BF but Hilary looks gaunt and bad. The Killers live. They are at some hotel in Miami. They are performing live too which is good. I give it and 8.5 with Green Day and Shakira. Lil Kim and Jeremy from Entourage. Very strange script . best rap. This should go to the game and 50. Gave it to Luda. Not sure if I agree with this. Gonna be a shooting tonight. Beavis and Butt Head doing an announcement. To get them back on the air.
Diddy giving shout outs and here comes another Diddy surprise. He turned off all the lights. Now he is directing an Orhestra. Its Big Poppy. Kind of lame and it really is not the Diddy shot.
Johnny Knoxville and Common presenting. Winner of MTV 2 Awards. I picked Akon but its going to My Chemical or Gasolina or Fall Out Boy since they are loved by MTV. Did not see that since MTV has backed the band. Will not hear much from them in a few years. Lots of People he has to thank. Thank MTV.
Fat Joe on stage: Introducing some no name from the PR. Bad song and the crowd is dead. Some other dude got up as well have no idea who he is but now they got Daddy Yankee doing gasolina. That band is a uno hit wonder.
Best Hip Hop Video. I picked Kanye. And the winner is Missy Eliot. Taking all the awards. Someone was yelling fuck that. Missy better get protection. Diddy introducing Pharrell. The band is Cold Play. Piano too loud. Mic not good. Seems flat. Now he ran up the stairs in the audience but I think he is near six the guy that calls Howard and breaks into award shows.
BAck at 10:10 being introduced by D5 to introduce someone. Best Pop VId should go to Kelly Clarkson. Could go to Gwen though. Winner is Kelly Clarkson and the crowd hates it but you have to give her her due. She has had 5 number one hits and she belongs with them. Shame on them for not accepting her.
Alicia and John Legend presenting. Introducing Kanye West and Jaime Foxx. Boy got the ghost of Ray in him. Jaime just wants to take his shirt off.. So with about 30 mins left I have to say it is one of the lamest ones I have seen.
Back at 1024 with the Snoop. Introducing Danny Cook. He is a stand up dude and is yet to make me laugh. Wow that was so lame. Best New Artist in a Vid. Should go to Ciarra..Winner is The Killers..aaaaaaaaaahhhhh
Back to the Didd man. He is giving his 100 k to Gwen and Snoop won. Desperate housewife Eva Longorie with camel toe. She is introducing Mariah Carey singing shake it off. It see like she cannot move from the position she is in. She is singing a bit to the track but lipping most. Now she is singing we belong together. Does not sound that great. Brought to you by Pepsi.
Lil John and some Rubio Chick. Break through Vid I picked Gorrillaz. Winner is the Gorrillaz which no one ever accepts. Black eyed Peas introducing 50 Cent. Shake that Ass Girl. Track in the back and lyrics on the mic. Now 50 is in the middle of a ring of fire. What ever happened to performing. For the last performance it was not that great. 50 said something to fat joe at the end that was bleeped but it went on and on.
Last award. Video of the year. No, they are having Chemical Romance do a song. The images the songs the noise. Not too great. 8 on the scale. His voice sounds horrible. Bow Wow and Paris Hilton. Bow Wow has to be about 5 ft tall. Viewer Choice award. I picked Shakira but its going to be Green Day, and it is.
Jamie Foxx to present and wow another costume change. He is like a chick. Vid of the Year. He is bringing out DC. Green Day won again..Now will he make a statement...Thanking everyone again. To the soldiers lets bring them home safe. Thanking live 8.
Kelly Clarkson closes it out. She is singing her own stuff. She is trying to yell it off. You cannot even hear her over the people shouting. Most electric of the night. Out at 11 23
The ones that I think should win are highlighted in RED.
Video of the Year
Coldplay, "Speed of Sound"
Green Day, "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"
Gwen Stefani, "Hollaback Girl"
Kanye West, "Jesus Walks"
Snoop Dogg w/Pharrell, "Drop It Like It's Hot"
Best Male Video
50 Cent, "Candy Shop"
Beck, "E-Pro"
John Legend, "Ordinary People"
Kanye West, "Jesus Walks"
Usher, "Caught Up"
Best Female Video
Amerie, "1 Thing"
Gwen Stefani, "Hollaback Girl"
Kelly Clarkson, "Since U Been Gone"
Mariah Carey, "We Belong Together"
Shakira w/Alejandro Sanz, "La Tortura"
Kelly and Kanye won but why are they bringing them up together. Kelly did the humble thing like oh my god I did not expect this and Kanye did the I deserve this. I picked both right. The Shakira vid could have won too. It was a super hot and good video so good it makes the song.
Best Group Video
Black Eyed Peas, "Don't Phunk With My Heart"
Destiny's Child w/T.I & Lil' Wayne, "Soldier"
Green Day, "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"
The Killers, "Mr. Brightside"
U2, "Vertigo"
Best Rap Video
Eminem, "Just Lose It"
The Game & 50 Cent, "Hate It or Love It"
Ludacris, "Number One Spot"
T.I., "You Don't Know Me"
Ying Tang Twins, "Wait (The Whisper Song)"
Best R&B Video
Alicia Keys, "Karma"
Ciara w/Ludacris, "Oh"
John Legend, "Ordinary People"
Mariah Carey, "We Belong Together"
Usher w/Alicia Keys, "My Boo"
Best Hip-Hop Video
Common, "Go"
Kanye West, "Jesus Walks"
Missy Elliott w/Ciara & Fat Man Scoop, "Lose Control"
Nas w/ Olu Dara, "Bridging the Gap"
Snoop Dogg w/Pharrell, "Drop It Like It's Hot"
Best Dance Video
Ciara, "1, 2 Step"
Destiny's Child, "Lose My Breath"
Jennifer Lopez, "Get Right"
Missy Elliott w/Ciara & Fat Man Scoop, "Lose Control"
Shakira w/Alejandro Sanz, "La Tortura"
Best Rock Video
Foo Fighters, "Best of You"
Green Day, "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"
The Killers, "Mr. Brightside"
My Chemical Romance, "Helena"
Weezer, "Beverly Hills"
Best Pop Video
Ashlee Simpson, "Pieces of Me"
Gwen Stefani, "Hollaback Girl"
Jesse McCartney, "Beautiful Soul"
Kelly Clarkson, "Since U Been Gone"
Lindsay Lohan, "Rumors"
Best New Artist In A Video
Ciara, "1, 2 Step"
The Game, "Dreams"
John Legend, "Ordinary People"
The Killers, "Mr. Brightside"
My Chemical Romance, "Helena"
MTV2 Award
Akon w/Styles P, "Locked Up"
The Bravery, "An Honest Mistake"
Daddy Yankee, "Gasolina"
Fall Out Boy, "Sugar, We're Going Down"
Mike Jomes w/Slim Thug & Paul Wall, "Still Tippin'"
My Chemical Romance, "Helena"
Breakthrough Video
Eminem, "Mosh"
Gorillaz, "Feel Good Inc."
Missy Elliott w/Ciara & Fat Man Scoop, "Lose Control"
Sarah McLachlan, "World on Fire"
U2, "Vertigo"
Tuesday, August 16, 2005
Tommy Lee Goes to College
Univ of Nebraska is letting Tommy Lee in. So he starts by saying goodbye to his mother. She sounds like Dr Ruth. Tommy drives up in his vintage Ferrari. Meets a couple chicks and asks where the Dean is. The old woman that greets him is turned on by him and calls him quite striking. Sitting with the Chancelor now and Tommy is being read the rules. Guy tells him not to trash the campus. The guy is really set up. Everyone loves him and he is a major celebrity magnfied.
After the break Tommy is looking for a roommate. Couple chicks say take me and now he is going door to door. You know he is looking for the biggest geek. Look its Chris Noll. Aka Van Wilder..Nope he is kinda geeky. So now he is going to have to redocrate. And he took all of the guys stuff out of the room.
Tommy is now addressing the class. He is in english class now. Tommy only actually autographs everything. Everything is bananas. His teacher is his mentor. His mentor is getting him a tutor to help him out. Of course they send in a hot chic. Looks like she may get tutored in her panties in a few episodes. Tommy is only seeing a few numbers and letter during this lesson and that is 34 DD. So now he is walking the campus and thinking about his life.
Next Episode:
His mentor is showing him the ropes around his classroom and Tommy hits a button that his teacher tells him not to. Adding value to his english class and now on to chemistry and he is sitting next to a hot chic. Tommy is now getting ready for drumming class (Band). Oh my God its Pat as the band director. She wants to know who Tommy is as if she does not know. She is telling Tommy what she or he expects. Tommy is struggling to make the band right now but they are going to give him a chance.
Tommy is back and going to class. Botany class has got him out of focus. Now his tutor is dressing in underwear tops. With Rocky playing in the backround Tommy is studying hard. Shots of him in bed reading and in the libraray are getting us ready for his first F. Back to band practice. He is hanging withe boys.
Back from commercial he is doing laundry with his roomie. He is asking what Pam is like and talking about his video. Tommy late for class again. Tommy is having problems in class and sent a help message. His tutor is coming to help in his room but it is not the hottie but a fugglie. She just bitched him out. When all else fails have a party and the chics are hot. Should have shown more of the party.
After the break Tommy is looking for a roommate. Couple chicks say take me and now he is going door to door. You know he is looking for the biggest geek. Look its Chris Noll. Aka Van Wilder..Nope he is kinda geeky. So now he is going to have to redocrate. And he took all of the guys stuff out of the room.
Tommy is now addressing the class. He is in english class now. Tommy only actually autographs everything. Everything is bananas. His teacher is his mentor. His mentor is getting him a tutor to help him out. Of course they send in a hot chic. Looks like she may get tutored in her panties in a few episodes. Tommy is only seeing a few numbers and letter during this lesson and that is 34 DD. So now he is walking the campus and thinking about his life.
Next Episode:
His mentor is showing him the ropes around his classroom and Tommy hits a button that his teacher tells him not to. Adding value to his english class and now on to chemistry and he is sitting next to a hot chic. Tommy is now getting ready for drumming class (Band). Oh my God its Pat as the band director. She wants to know who Tommy is as if she does not know. She is telling Tommy what she or he expects. Tommy is struggling to make the band right now but they are going to give him a chance.
Tommy is back and going to class. Botany class has got him out of focus. Now his tutor is dressing in underwear tops. With Rocky playing in the backround Tommy is studying hard. Shots of him in bed reading and in the libraray are getting us ready for his first F. Back to band practice. He is hanging withe boys.
Back from commercial he is doing laundry with his roomie. He is asking what Pam is like and talking about his video. Tommy late for class again. Tommy is having problems in class and sent a help message. His tutor is coming to help in his room but it is not the hottie but a fugglie. She just bitched him out. When all else fails have a party and the chics are hot. Should have shown more of the party.
Tuesday, August 02, 2005
R U That Girl
The TBoz and Chile show to replace Left Eye. They are holding auditions in NYC for tonight's episode. Chile and TBoz are heading out on the road to find that girl. Chile is so hot and the concept of show is American Idol meets hot little Chippies. The RU the Girl into is lame with their dancing. They seem a little too rehearsed. First girl up is Meah. Bartender Slash hot Mama. They say they are going to suprise her but she seems awful made up and what a terrible job acting surprised. Too many cameras in the bar before she saw them. They go to get something to eat and a gay guy comes out with a book he made for them and it just seems so rehearsed.
Brandy is up next and she is 19. Little too young for the girls who be getting on in their years. She is saying she is broke and has no choice but to be a rapper singer. Now she is telling her about the struggle. Little too blase.
Next up is Lauren the first white girl. Cannot see that happening. But she likes to tan so maybe it will work out inthe end if she can get real tan. Her dad was in Boston or something like that. What she sang was pretty piss poor, but they are gonna call her on the phone. The call is so fake and set up. How are they going to get her the cd and why is she all made up for the camera.
TBoz and Chile really have no one following them around. But man can they shop. No wonder they are broke.
Next up Alju. 21 years old and she is a little smoking hottie. She has a low crop and some nice tight curls. She could be the one based on her pesonality and looks. She is in a band already.
Next up they go to Ruby Fooz in NYC. Another gay waiter and he is in love with them too. The girls just called him out when he said he was from Jamaica. They asked him one question and he lied. Now all the girls are in one room. Of the four so far it has to Alju or Meah.
Here we go. Miss Meah. Singing at last by Etta James. It seems like it was done in a studio and not live in front of them.
Miss Lauren. Complicated by Avril. Once again it seems like it was produced outside the room they are in. At best it was poor. So far Meah was good.
Alju, Tweet. She screwed up. So far she has the best voice. but she messed up.
Brandi did a scream version with no music of a Beyonce song. All over the place. They should pick Alju and Meah.
The girls will discuss and make a call. Here we go. They are going to take three. They are taking Meah, Lauren, and drum roll please........Alju. Brandi is not going. They are going to build her up and tell her how great she is..blah blah blah
Brandy is up next and she is 19. Little too young for the girls who be getting on in their years. She is saying she is broke and has no choice but to be a rapper singer. Now she is telling her about the struggle. Little too blase.
Next up is Lauren the first white girl. Cannot see that happening. But she likes to tan so maybe it will work out inthe end if she can get real tan. Her dad was in Boston or something like that. What she sang was pretty piss poor, but they are gonna call her on the phone. The call is so fake and set up. How are they going to get her the cd and why is she all made up for the camera.
TBoz and Chile really have no one following them around. But man can they shop. No wonder they are broke.
Next up Alju. 21 years old and she is a little smoking hottie. She has a low crop and some nice tight curls. She could be the one based on her pesonality and looks. She is in a band already.
Next up they go to Ruby Fooz in NYC. Another gay waiter and he is in love with them too. The girls just called him out when he said he was from Jamaica. They asked him one question and he lied. Now all the girls are in one room. Of the four so far it has to Alju or Meah.
Here we go. Miss Meah. Singing at last by Etta James. It seems like it was done in a studio and not live in front of them.
Miss Lauren. Complicated by Avril. Once again it seems like it was produced outside the room they are in. At best it was poor. So far Meah was good.
Alju, Tweet. She screwed up. So far she has the best voice. but she messed up.
Brandi did a scream version with no music of a Beyonce song. All over the place. They should pick Alju and Meah.
The girls will discuss and make a call. Here we go. They are going to take three. They are taking Meah, Lauren, and drum roll please........Alju. Brandi is not going. They are going to build her up and tell her how great she is..blah blah blah
Monday, July 11, 2005
INXS Rock Star
Summer repeats has us all down a bit for those that love the Tele. However, a new show started tonight that has drawn itself to me. INXS is picking a new front man to replace its fallen leader Michael Hutchinson. Brooke Burke and Dave Navarro and INXS are going to the people who say you are fired and who will rate the talent. Tonight's first task, sing for the group.
Jordis Baba O'Reilly Young and a chick. All tatted out, no real stage pressence but can sing. Looks like a dark haired tatted out Hilary Duff. Rated her performance an 8
Marty You really go me: More shouting than singing. Too much jumping around. Bad choice of songs. 6
Tara Middle of the road. Sang a pretender song. Good singer. 7
Neal Brown Sugar:Looks like Mick. Did not think his voice was that great 6
Daphe Blondie song 7.5 good song for her voice
Ty Cult of Personality cannot tell if this one is that great. too many edits 7
Dana Knocking on heavens door. Looks like Kira Sedgwick. Not bad just kind of slow. 7
Diana Blonde Girls Singing ..take a little piece of my heart. Dark low voice. Not bad 8
Mig Smells like teen spirit: The band is really good. Not a good song for him Sounds like Duran Duran singing Grunge song. Place going nuts but that is for the song.. 6
Jessica Hole song Good song for her voice. 7
Will We can be heros. Good song for him Did not sho much of him singing 7
Heather Red head Burning down the house 7
Brandon Kiss Rock and Roll DOnt show much of him either. 7
JD American Woman All show not too serious about singing 6
Suzy Remedy Black Crows: Missed her que and messed it up but a better voice than most the others. 7.5
Overall the girls are better than the guys. Now they are at the mansion and everyone is drinking, singing and crying. The girls def have better voices than the guys and I hope they are not going to hold their sex against them. If INXS truely wants a new sound they should start fresh.
The show is too supportive. Why is this happening with reality shows. They kept JD and told him that e over did it. Dana, great tone but songs was pitchy and suzy forgot lyrics.... Jd got saved no its down to the two last girls. Suzy was saved and Dana was cut and they go over and get down on their knees to say sorry. Now Brooke is going to tell them how hard it is etc. Se does look great.
Overall, the show can survive the season. It is interesting enought so far. Need to change so much of the love.
Jordis Baba O'Reilly Young and a chick. All tatted out, no real stage pressence but can sing. Looks like a dark haired tatted out Hilary Duff. Rated her performance an 8
Marty You really go me: More shouting than singing. Too much jumping around. Bad choice of songs. 6
Tara Middle of the road. Sang a pretender song. Good singer. 7
Neal Brown Sugar:Looks like Mick. Did not think his voice was that great 6
Daphe Blondie song 7.5 good song for her voice
Ty Cult of Personality cannot tell if this one is that great. too many edits 7
Dana Knocking on heavens door. Looks like Kira Sedgwick. Not bad just kind of slow. 7
Diana Blonde Girls Singing ..take a little piece of my heart. Dark low voice. Not bad 8
Mig Smells like teen spirit: The band is really good. Not a good song for him Sounds like Duran Duran singing Grunge song. Place going nuts but that is for the song.. 6
Jessica Hole song Good song for her voice. 7
Will We can be heros. Good song for him Did not sho much of him singing 7
Heather Red head Burning down the house 7
Brandon Kiss Rock and Roll DOnt show much of him either. 7
JD American Woman All show not too serious about singing 6
Suzy Remedy Black Crows: Missed her que and messed it up but a better voice than most the others. 7.5
Overall the girls are better than the guys. Now they are at the mansion and everyone is drinking, singing and crying. The girls def have better voices than the guys and I hope they are not going to hold their sex against them. If INXS truely wants a new sound they should start fresh.
The show is too supportive. Why is this happening with reality shows. They kept JD and told him that e over did it. Dana, great tone but songs was pitchy and suzy forgot lyrics.... Jd got saved no its down to the two last girls. Suzy was saved and Dana was cut and they go over and get down on their knees to say sorry. Now Brooke is going to tell them how hard it is etc. Se does look great.
Overall, the show can survive the season. It is interesting enought so far. Need to change so much of the love.
Monday, June 20, 2005
Six Feet Under
The story opens tonight with a toe headed boy watching him mother pops pills. It must be the 50's. She is popping pills fast. Mommy is going to sleep really soon. She is making her son hold her hand even if she dies. Which she did in 1953. We now learn this is George's mother. And now George just tried to crash another funeral in the house. Billy and Claire are enjoying life for the moment. Claire is going to get laid. He wants to run off to Spain with Claire. He is wearing black underwear. I think it is DKNY. Cut to the fighting couple adopting a child. David and Keith are filling out forms. They need to include their various charges, assault, getting with young hookers etc. Make sure they are good parents. Nate and Ruth are at the table and Ruth is letting George run to the store. I think she wants him to get lost. So now Brenda is with a sick young girl and Brenda is going to make her feel good about herself. George is at the supermarket. He is seeing his mother at the store. He just freaked. Now back to David and Keith. They pick up a letter from Roger who says you did not try to kill me. Ah my friend Federico. He is out at a dating social and runs into his wife. He tries to sweet talk her but then has to watch her on the prowl. Now to Nate and Brenda. He tells her of an invite to dinner. Cut to Claire and Billy, Billy is like he is on speed. Now to a convention of funeral directors. Rico is there and he sees a lady adjusting her hoses. Their eyes meet. They meet later over a casket. If I had a dime for every time I met a chick over a casket. Cut to Brenda who got pushed around by a dude in her office and now to Claire. Her credit card is getting declined. Keith and David got turned do...oops someone called and I missed a few minutes.
Claire and Billy again. Billy is coked out frantic. David and Keith are in bed again and fighting. But david is saying he is sorry, with his mouth. Rico is getting laid by the freak chic from the conference. George and Ruth are sitting on the couch. Ruth is really being a pain in the neck to George. Cut Rico and the freak. The morning after. Looks like another go around. Ruth is doing the laundry and has found bread and an apple in George's pants. He used to do that as a child. Ruth is making him feel bad for it. Rico is back again with the freak. Now David and Keith are interviewing chicks to carry their demon seed. This woman is a freak, she lives to have babies for others. Claire and Ruth are having a fight and Ruth goes to hit her and she says I will hit back this time. Ruth throws her out. Back to Brenda and Nate. Brenda and Nate have a strange vibe going on and she keeps talking about them being a family. Claire and Billy are at home. He went on a shopping spree and bought mega things. Ruth, George, and his daughter are watching TV. Ruth leaves to take a batch and says goodbye, but correct herself and says i mean good night. George wants more shock treatments and knows he is losing Ruth. I think Ruth is going to off herself. It fades away to a haunting piano solo..
Claire and Billy again. Billy is coked out frantic. David and Keith are in bed again and fighting. But david is saying he is sorry, with his mouth. Rico is getting laid by the freak chic from the conference. George and Ruth are sitting on the couch. Ruth is really being a pain in the neck to George. Cut Rico and the freak. The morning after. Looks like another go around. Ruth is doing the laundry and has found bread and an apple in George's pants. He used to do that as a child. Ruth is making him feel bad for it. Rico is back again with the freak. Now David and Keith are interviewing chicks to carry their demon seed. This woman is a freak, she lives to have babies for others. Claire and Ruth are having a fight and Ruth goes to hit her and she says I will hit back this time. Ruth throws her out. Back to Brenda and Nate. Brenda and Nate have a strange vibe going on and she keeps talking about them being a family. Claire and Billy are at home. He went on a shopping spree and bought mega things. Ruth, George, and his daughter are watching TV. Ruth leaves to take a batch and says goodbye, but correct herself and says i mean good night. George wants more shock treatments and knows he is losing Ruth. I think Ruth is going to off herself. It fades away to a haunting piano solo..
Monday, June 06, 2005
Six Feet Under-Last Season First Show
A woman starts off talking with her shrink. The woman is dealing with issues and in the next scene the woman is telling her friend about how she make her feel insignificant. She is doing it to all her friends and family. She is now telling her father who is crying and now she is telling her husband. Her husband has become distraught. An argument ensues and she falls onto an end iron. On the first day she feels empowered she dies. My friend Alanis told me that is ironic. Cut to the wedding of Lisa and Nate that Brenda is watching. Nate now sees a guy in his video in a heated discussion with Lisa. Ruth is dealing with her hubby going crazy. The scenes are going fast and furious. They show Rico as the new mortuary stud. Ruth is getting George shock therapy. But Ruth does not want to bring him home. Neither would I. Brenda's crazy brutha is asking Claire to move in and she is really digging it. She is getting ready to go to Nate's for a party. Brenda is serving crackers, grapes and cheese. I think Nate likes being a family man. Claire arrived and its a party. Rico on date, back to to the Nate party. Talking about adoption and now David and his Keith boy are getting into an argument. Ruth and Rico are talking after his dte. Ruth offers him a drink. It seems like Ruth will bang anything that lives in that room. She tells him to enjoy dating but do not get blinded for lust. Now David, Claire and Keith are getting high, hitting the bone, smoking the spleef. David and Claire discuss why she has not talked to her mom. Nate got a bowl and now they are arguing over Brenda's crazy brutha. It is now the next morning and Brenda woke up suddenly. She reaches into her legs and she is bleeding. Reminds me of the Godfather. She has to go back to the DR on Monday which is a few days after her marriage. Claire had a moment where she thought Billy was gonna kill her. A huge strike of lightening just blew outside my window. Davis is now looking at models who are birthing chicks. David tells Keith he cannot rent a girls uterus. Rico and his wife are discussing who Rico should be dating. She tells Rico that he does better with someone. George is hsowing that he has lost some memory. George is showing he is lucid and now wants to attend the wedding. Back to Claire and Nate's house and she is taking Vicodine to ease the pain. Nate and Claire are now talking about not having the wedding. She is in pain about losing the baby. She is freaking out and it is freaking me out cause she is all like hugging Nate with her man hands. Wow a bolt just came down as if Thor was aiming to strike me dead. Nate told David about the dead baby in Brenda's womb. He is saying I will not get said and I am gonna knock her up asap to make her happy. Flash back time again. Everyone is watching the vows and thinking about their love. Keith kisses David hand which may still stink of gas. Claire is doing the photogs. Rico who was coming to the wedding alone but showed up with a date. Ruth slapped Claire because she took a picture of George after Ruth spilt wine on George. People are in shock and Ruth is screaming. David and Keith are talking about kids. They are going to adopt one kid and let Keith seed impregnate another woman. I have a feeling that Brenda may be the carrier. SNAP, Lisa just showed up to argue with Brenda. Lisa is being really mean for a dead person. She is calling a slut and a loser. Enter Nate stage door right. She is asking Nate to hit her. Now they embrace and hug and now he is giving a sappy speach all sweet and stuff. They are having their first dance. People are dancing. George and Ruth look miserable. Nate sees a seagull eating the cake and looks distressed. Claire snaps a photo. Next Monday they are at the doctors and she is getting the baby removed. Nate cannot go in. And when he is alone he begins to cry. Fade out to a song. Sounds like Ella or Billie Holiday.
Scenes from next week
Scenes from next week
Thursday, June 02, 2005
Wednesday, June 01, 2005
Dancing withe Stars
We have come full circle. Actors in reality shows. New Kids on the Block, Joey someone. He must be the forgotten kid. They are doing the Cha Cha to Beyonce's Crazy with a horrible singer. Joe guy is not really doing much dancing. He just kind of stands and she dances around him. They cut to the judges who are fiercely working calculators to figure out the score. You would have thought they were splitting the atom. This is becoming too complicated. Now they are backstage. Poorly staged. Here are the scores Total Score 20.
Rachel Hunter and some Guy. I missed her whole dance because I got so bored with the intro to her and how hard it is and she is so sick with the stomach flu that I ended up watching king of queen. Judges scores 20.
I just popped back and Evander is dancing with some woman. But the show does not grab me and bring me back in. I am watching King of Queens. Oh that Carrie and Doug. They always get themselves into strange situations.
9:46 and I am done with dancing with the STARS. I am watching 6ft under. This is the episode where David is abducted.
Rachel Hunter and some Guy. I missed her whole dance because I got so bored with the intro to her and how hard it is and she is so sick with the stomach flu that I ended up watching king of queen. Judges scores 20.
I just popped back and Evander is dancing with some woman. But the show does not grab me and bring me back in. I am watching King of Queens. Oh that Carrie and Doug. They always get themselves into strange situations.
9:46 and I am done with dancing with the STARS. I am watching 6ft under. This is the episode where David is abducted.
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