For Manni

AI Down to Three

Tonight the singers pick one and the judges pick one. Danny, Adam, and Chris..We get to see when they went home...

Danny G up first..Gets his pick from Paula..Terrence Trent Darby..Dance Little Sista...Well he does not sound like TTD and sounds more like McDonald...Horrible choice of a song because no one knows it..Sounded flat at first but then came into its own towards the end but Paula may have lost this for him by her song choice....8....Randy said it was dope. losts of energy...Kara said nice song bad dancing...Paula said you did really good and not that but what is great is that magic carries. Simon said vocally good music horrible horrible song choice... SECOND SONG....
Joe Cocker a nice song choice for him..Starts off slow..They are going to say that it was not a challenging song but he did change it into a gospel song and I really like it at the end of song..Better than the first..9.5....Randy said check it out, amazing song you showed them you can really sing..Mad vocals...Kara said stunning...Paula said you left us with no breath and the structure and magic and infusion and chords and structure and you nailed it down..Simon said I love the song and what you did was a vocal masterclass....





Chris Allen..Song choice Kara and Randy....Apolgize by One Republic...Excellent song choice for him...Chris on the piano...Singing too close to the mic and very slow but very good...Higher register is not too strong but he compensated and sang it lower..He puts his heart into the song each time he sings...Not being able to hit the high note will hurt him on the song but nice job...8...Liked it better mostly song choice...Randy said this is the artist you could be in the future..Kara said it was good but not out of the park...You did not make it your own...Paula said the song sits in a place with a voice and with bums and they are loud and all three are worthy...Simon said he does not understand Paula and you cannot pick a song for him then not like it...I blame Kara for this...Hmmm good point. Second Song.... Doing Kanye...Heartless...Starting off really really good....lets get to the rap..Little off at the start of it but you have to say it was original..I am thinking it is brilliant...9.5..Fantastic....Out of the box....Randy said it will be a tough night..It was better than the original...Kara....It was bold and brave and you did it kudos...Paula said you sung about Simon and I commend you..Simon said I thought it was a lame choice the first song but that performace was great..They are correct...




Adam up next..Simon chose...One by U2 Nice choice of song..Slow piano interlude....Hard song to beat since U2 does it so good...Starts off well but the arrangement is not good..The band is not great and it turns into him just singing and shouting...Its in tune I am not sure what note....7....Hmmmmm not great ruined the song...Randy said yo yo yo dude you are in a zone..said he lost it in this song did not feel it..Kara said you are a strategist...and it was fantastic..Do not see it..Paula said my life is miserable and brilliant and something..Simon said it was a brilliant song choice, you worked out what you wanted to do and if you are not in the final it will be an upset...SECOND SONG....Aerosmith...Cryin....Hmmmmm...All of his songs are starting to sound the same..It sounds like the backup singers are trying to out sing him..Its turned into yelling for me...Not bad but not my cup of tea tonight.....Wow he can hit all the high notes...9....Randy said...dude you are one of the best that we have ever had on the stage...Kara said how do you hit those notes and still talk the next day...Amazing Paula said mentors are high in the sky and frequent flier miles and in the start we will see you for the next years..Simon said I am not going to suck up like the rest and dont assume that you will be there so people vote for you..

My picks are Chris and Danny.........

AI Down To Four

Ryan out tonight to welcome us very live as he says..They had a strange day on the set. An accident has left the singers unprepared..Duets tonight..Odd...Alison should do leather and lace..Perhaps she should do it with Chris...Slash is in the house..Just never went anywhere without GUNS N Roses..Hmmmmm are the catering to Adam... Sometimes his music is stuck in the pre-grunge last stand of rock and roll era..Well its time to sell out and promote Mr Slash...

Adam..Led Zep..This is a first and it is rock and roll....Ricky Minor hitting it hard....He is starting off fast..the whole song is a little fast and is coming off like it is yelling. Its the Broadway production of the song...8....Too short to do the some right..Its too much in your face and what makes this song great is the fact that it is subtle and loud..He can scream isn tune....Randy said Yo Yo Yo listen..I love this rock star tonight..You and Slash could make a record..Kara said you are a rock God..Classic and Glam and vocal stuff and do it..SCREAM..Paula said the band sounded great and you are a whole lotta perfect..Simon said it was understated to laughs and it could have been a disaster and it was a hard song and it was good..Nobody can top it...Ryan said first time for Zep...



Alison up next...Looking like a hot mess..I wonder if Slash hit it this week...Cry Baby..I think this is Janis.....Perfect for her voice and she is hugging the mic..She is singing it in tune and hitting all the subtle parts of the song as if she was around when it came out...Nice job..We are getting a show tonight...8.5.. I think she did better than Adam..Randy said you can sing your face off but it was a bad song choice and it was just a cry baby thing..I think he is wrong...Kara said right person wrong song..Paula said bio pic Janis Joplin roll..Simon said you are 17 and where you are is staggering... Tried to sound too much like Janis and make it.. not sound original.. I think they are wrong but now there is a fight going on..I cannot wait for the first live meltdown....


Chris and Danny...Renegade by STYXX...An Interlude..First part really good but the music kicked in and it became pitchy at first but then came back in line..Nice job I am not sure if I am supposed to judge this...Randy said the harmonies were good, individual vocals ok..Kara said you are not renegades..Sum of the parts are better..Paula said its great introductions to powerful compelling things....Simon said Danny you were better than Chris...


Chris Allen up next....AK in house...Doing the Beatles..Come Together??? Singing it well.. I am not mad at him. Its a cover but not a bad one..Its different and a really good job...9...Hit it well..Randy said so you picked it not blown away but loved the way you played the guitar..Kara said it not great...Paula said it is difficult to see a signature behind you and I always see when you are laughing..an artist with a stage...Simon said I did not like it...

Danny...Dream On....Hard Song..Ya know all these singers are doing hard songs....Why is he in a 3 piece suit...Little behind the music at first... Sounds nasal in some parts and not off but different at the start..The arrangement is off cause its a song that needs to build and it jumps to parts..Doing a good job...End was just screaming and odd..8.....People love it..Randy said Yo its not your genre but it was ok but I say you tried to do it...Kara said you added edge but it was too far..Paula said go with the song that you are drawing and I am a fan of yours and it was not a favorite but whose a fan..Simon said the last note was a horror movie..Friday the 13th..Paula's boobs boobs are hanging out tonight.....

Adam and Ally.. Slow Ride..Horrible choice...Cheese dick song..Its slow but they can sing it so I guess that makes up..God its just a horrible song...The original was tooo...Danny and Chris were better....Randy loved it and that was the bomb..Kara said it was right and you pushed each other..Paula said you two are married but I will tell you duet and synch and pretty..Simon said you won the show for the duets and Adam you may have saved Alison...

AI-Rat Pack Standards Night

I mentioned to Suzie that it was Rat Pack Standard Night on AI tonight and she disappeared and showed up dressed like this. I asked why. She said Rat Pack...Scuba Duba Doo??? I understand though..She was confused. She is a dog

Ryan and the Idols are all lined up in suits..Shocking, Matt has his Frank Hat on...I hate that hat..Mystery helper this week is Jamie Foxx..Blame it in the AAAAA AI if his career takes a dive after this..I am ROTFLMAO..He should be funny though....MDL just called from upstairs to say the TV is not working..I gotta cook and clean and make sure all the TVs work on command..She already broke one TV..hmmmm So they siked us out and went to commercial....I am making corn on the cob which I love so much... Back from the break and Chris is up.

Chris....The Way You Look Tonight...Jamie said he would do a record with him...Jamie is dressed like Irkle....He has a funny little mouth and it contorts but it seems as if the ladie love it...All the song will most likely be slow tonight because of the genre but he is adding a little speed to it and his runs are all in key and aside from the fact that its not what he would normally sing, I give him a 8....He has becomes as solid as Adam...I paused when it ran across his wife..She is going to miss him when he bangs Brittany at age 32....Randy said Yo wow check it out and you are in it to win it and it is your best performance and you took your time and told a story..Kara said you set a technical standard for tonight..Diction (heheheh) and timing and you are a dark horse in the race...Paula said you became a handsome sophisticated man from an adorable boy...Your confidence make a croon peck..Simon said it was wet...Taking a dog for a walk and it is safe and quite nice and incredible....Ryan asked what do you mean by wet in which Simon said not dry....

Alison up next only girl left in the competition turning 17 and in a house of boys...Jamie said she was innocent and 16 and love and time and family and flow and shocking the world.....Don't know the song but her voice is perfect for the song..Her voice is extra raspy tonight and she is singing beyond her years...I don't have a benchmark to compare to but it was nice and controlled and she did a great job...9...Randy said Yo Yo Yo...you sing like Pink look like Brittany Murphy and you did it..Kara said girl I am not nervous about you being in the bottom three tonight and it was gut wrenching beyond your years and you are going to the finals...Paula said I have been waiting to hear a ballad and driving but delivery allure and tender and proudness..Simon said do you think you can win and she said yes we all can and Simon said I don't feel it from you but you need to think it...and you could be in trouble tonight..They are telling Simon he is crazy...



Matt G..Funny Valentine and what a cheesy choice...and if you get excited about this week ya may have some other issues..Jaime said its a big song and each part needs something and Jaime called him back and told him to change key..Tell him to change the hat it must stink...Pitchy at the first word and a little flat..It sounds like he is a little nervous but getting better and then getting worse..MDL horrible. I agree. Parts are good but for the most part slow and flat....7...Randy said Yo Yo Matt for me it was a hard song to sing but it was pitchy, some good some bad but did not come together...Kara said it is stiff tonight and you need to be the leader of the pack but I did not feel like you were connected to it..Paula said I loved it I felt the connection and by lowering the key...Wait didn't Jaime say take it up..Simon said I am going to disagree with Randy and it was the most authentic and it was brilliant..WHAT...Oh Matt do not wink at us, it insults us

Danny Goki up next...Come Rain or Come Shine...Jamie and Danny were staring at each other and getting close and freaky...I like Jaime and he is creeping me out tonight,..He has the voice for these song too...but its a song that you kind of want to forget though...Sounds a little like Elvis Costello a bit...Boring song but nicely sung...8...Bringing it home at the end and really freaking out and that may earn him another point or half a point....Randy said Yo You check it out and its ballads and tempo come on Randy say something different..Said he could have an album of songs like that and win..Kara said I have been missing the rat pack swagger which you had tonight and you were creative and rasp and tone..Paula said stella stella stella ...Simon agreed with Kara. You came out and proved a point...Outstanding ..sorry...

Adam up last....Feeling Good but rocking it out...Jamie said WHAAAAAAAAAAAt Incredible..Jamie doing a lot of hugging on the boys...Walking down the Secrist staircase in white as if he were Jesus descending to save his flock from an AI night of song and dance..Once again he picks a song that most know and starts slow and now its cabaret as he struts down and like a play but this is what he does...When you hear black women sing it its more gospel and I am not sure what he is doing to it but he is hitting some freaky ass notes...Once again I cant judge it because it leaves you guessing..That is Adam..Everyone looks stunned..Randy said yo yo yo Adam, theatrical and Broadway but you are in the zone..Kara said my mouth drops and you confuse me shocking and sleazy and superb..Paula said words cannot describe you make me feel like an Olympian smoking weed with Michael Phelps...Simon said Randy sounds like a cow mooing.. I get the feeling that you want to win and the best entrance and Ryan has been banned from using it..

If Matt G goes home tomorrow then they have picked the correct final four

AI Disco Night

Suzie getting ready for Disco Night on AI. Disco night.Perhaps the worst nite ever on American Idol..Front runners suck and the bottom few suck even worse...Now my theory for a good Disco night on AI is take a disco song and slow it down..Don't try to sing it fast and like the original..IT WILL ONLY SUCK..

If you recall, last week Matt G made idol history by being the first saved loser. Someone threw him a frikin bone..Ok so Ryan is all suited up and affected...Out come the top 7.....

Lil Rounds doing I'm Every Woman...She looks good in her one piece leotard..Good song choice if she brings it..She sounds good but this week you have to blow them away..Backup singers are doing most of the singing..She is good in the parts that she is but not a blow you away performance...8..Not bad but not off the hook...Randy said you got the party started but it sounded wild..You can sing but does not show us much..Kara said we have been waiting for you to sing Chaka but it was not worth the wait...Paula said I was with you yesterday and your voice is hurting but you did not hit the mark..Simon said you look sad and there she is saying she had fun, Simon said I'm happy you did because this is your last night...He may be right..Someone shouted something but I could not hear...

Chris Allen....Got his guitar..She Works Hard For The Money...I have a feeling this may be good..If he slows it down...This is what needs to be done..Sounds like the Doobie Brothers..I said Doobie....Simple acoustic good tone and is making this a song that they would play the Coffee House stations around the country..Best of the night so far...10..Gonna be hard to beat...Put together nicely....Kara said you took a risk and it paid off...Take a Donna Summer and manage to make it yours..Paula said it had a Santana feel and you like to shop at a woman's store you contender..Simon said he needs a translator for Paula..Simon said that it was original and even if you buy ladies underwear it was fantastic..Randy said you know who you are and you are ready for the big time...Could be the AI winner this year...Cut to Alison and Danny who are up next and they are doing the dopey crap that Fox wants them to do

Danny...September..Earth Wind and Fire..September...Screaming at first. Very nice soulful..solid job. A very good rendition..Into a medley of See Clearly Now..Hmmmm was that on purpose and back into the main song..Not bad...9 to 9.5....Maybe a little higher but not a 10...Randy said he was worried but said he brought it..Kara said she was worried about him as well...But she said he is a good singer...Paula said when i think of the top you go higher and the arrangement and you are agile and brilliant...and you have a sexy voice..Simon said I agree with everyone but the performance does not give star power and you need to make it special...

Alison...Hot Stuff..On the Secrist Stairs..Starts off slow and very southern rockish...Alana Miles and she is dressed in leather... Solid performance again and as good as the last two...It is amazing that she is 16...9.5 to 10 as well..three strong performances in a row..Standing O for the girl who rocked it...Randy has two things. Does not love it but you are one of the best singers in the show...Kara said you picked the right song but too slow..I disagree and you are a great singer and it was a 9-10..Paula said your vocabulary is edgy and I don't mind your authentic notes and the chart..Simon said it has nothing to do with slow or fast but you were an underdog this week because of disco and you were brilliant...I agree...

Adam Lambert...SNF If I Can't Have You..Suited up again and hair tweaked...Bee Gees...Once again he has hit the mark and taken a song and made it completely different..9.5-10...Standing O again...Randy said Dog you should show your range, you are ready right now dog...Paula said you are brilliant and you upped it again and the emotion and it is inspiring...Paula said I never question my response when you perform and you did a disco song and I felt your pain and you tore your heart out and you are brilliant..Simon said I would have bet you would have done Donna Summer and it was original and never heard it before and the vocals were spot on...Oh and Adam giving credit to his arranger..He has really changed my thought process on his talent..Where I thought he was a wanna be he is not..

Matt G...Staying Alive...O fuck me that shitty hat again..I hope something falls on that hot..so not bad but compared to others it does not hold up...Him and Lil are going home...8...Jumping around and screaming to make it seem like he is holding it down...Randy said yo yo check it out...did not love the song choice or arrangement but you can sing...Kara said you brought disco back and vocals were good...Paula said you pick songs and go bowling and you struck it and life was saved by you..Simon said I did not like it..You have to get out of idol land.It seemed desperate, vocals not great and not original sorry...

Anoop Dog to close it out..Tonight's its all the way..Pitchy at the start but mellow and slow but then speeding up and starts to lose its integrity for a second but he brings it back and its actually not a bad job..He should be safe for one more week...Maybe..8.5....Randy said he did not love it and it was corny but you can sing also...Nice Job..Kara said it was a ballad and it could be on the radio and it was a good performance..Paula said your look with the growth and you look good and real men know how to wear pink...You hit magic and you smile and your teeth..Simon said I disagree and said it mediocre at best..Prayed that the temp would not pick up and it did and your worst performance....

Bottom three are Lil, Matt, and Anoop...One will stay for one more week

AI Vote Off

Hannah Montanna amongst the performers this nite. The world is excited..JHud also performing.That should be touching consider what she has done and what has happened..Cheese dick intro and Ryan up on the stage...I really think that it is written in REVELATION that Miley Sirus is one of the Horsemen and when she appears on the idol stage the last seal will be opened and the heavens will become silent...Regardless, either then world will end or we will be treated to some of the most horrible TV on earth.

True to what I just wrote we get to hear Freeze Frame in a Ford commercial followed by a really bad version of Maniac....When they show this I just want them all voted off the island so from the shows 8 commercials into 8 more official ones...

Back from the break we are now kissing Tarantino ass and showing how the group went to Zach's movie...Oh look 17 teen again..I liked it better when it was called BIG...Cut to Zach in the audience who is wearing his too cool hat because it must be cold in the building..

Alison...OMG stop being so fake....safe....Adam ....safe and sitting down..This cannot bode well for Anoop....in the bottom three

Back from the break, Ryan is introducing JHud..Love this girl..Grammy, Oscar, the bitch got it all and is here to show Simon how wrong he was...Starting out strange..MIC problems or having a hard time singing over the track...I hate this track singing..I miss that shitty Ricky Minor right now..Now when they interview I hope Ryan brings up the tragedy otherwise its a wuss out...Sad part is your heart breaks for her every time you see her now...Ryan on stage with her and yet another girl taller than him. Lame ass interview...The show needs some ballz...

Back from break and they are rapping to Anoop.. They ask if he deserves to be there and Simon is the only one who said yes...They have Chris and Lil stand up and OMG there are pointed rockets at the AI audience..WTF Lil that is hot and you must be cold cold cold...Lil is now defending herself and blaming the crew...Lil is in the bottom..That was expected..Lil has lost a lot of weight since being on the show...Matt and Danny..Should be Matt on the block...Matt is in the bottom..Based on the performance last night, Matt should go...One is safe that person is.....Anoop is safe.. I am mesmerized by Lils condition...

Back from break Miley..Smoke on the stage and her big teeth come out and start singing..Well the good thing is that she is singing live I think and has her band and it actually sounds pretty good..I think I would dig her if there was not some crazy marketing machine behind her. She is growing hips too...Hanging out with Taylor too much..Singing her little heart out and you know it because when they go in close you can see the dry wet spit in her mouth...Like at the Grammies I actually think she did a good job..I may have become a Miley fan..well lets not get crazy....

Back from break...36 million voted and Lil is safe and Matt is going home unless saved by the judges..Will he sing for his life...yes he will...ooh started off ruff again and the judges are doing the thing again where they gesture..He is doing a horrible job and should not be saved..Everyone on the side is dancing and the judges are acting dopey....This version is flat at best sharp most of the time and just outright horrible....So here we go do they save him.....It was not better than last night...SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DRAMATIC....Simon said not better than last night and no chance winning....OH God what a bunch of crap..Its like the stimulus check..Gave it to you last year and yanked it back this year....Why are these freaks so happy he was saved..They are going to vote two of you off next week

Test

American-Movie Sound Track Night

The final 7 get to sing songs from movie soundtrack..How do they pick a song?
so many choices....They dominated the small screen but take on the big screen... OMG they have gay'd up poor Tarintino..and he announces that this is American Idol...Last time he was on he was a really good judge...Band on stage tonight, Ricky Minor..They are a minor league band, not that I can do much better... Kara looks like she has just been laid. Paula is wearing some kind of diamond runway down her front and Simon dressed as normal

Alison up first..I don't want to close my eyes...Comes out a little huffy at first and slow..a little too slow...You can feel it starting to build..sounds good, the piece is jerky as it was put together but it was pretty solid..This is a hard song to sing. she has been solid the whole time..9.Paula said a champion talented young lady..Simon said it was BBQ sauce that Paula was referring..You are the girls only hope left in the competition.Said you sung it better than any other woman let alone anyone else.

Anoop...Bryan Adams...Solid choice for the AI crowd since they know. He is changing it up a little but...So far it is his best performance of the competition...Voice sounds fantastic and strong and made it more gospel...Nice job..I have to give it a 9 for the night...They are gonna say it is too simple..Randy said the last few weeks you found your zone..It was in tune and you did a great job...Kara said its pop and you added your soul..It was one of your best performances..Funny thing about Quenton is that he is not a singer but he gives advice as if he is..

Adam Born To Be Wild...comes skipping out..Once again its different but I do not think it was a great song to sing..JV just said awful and MDL said hot..I just don't get him but you wait to see what he is gonna do..I cant rate this fuck...OMG he is just screaming like Axel....The crowd loves him.He is going to be on tour with an old band one day. Paula said the reason you shake it up because you dare to dance in the path of greatness and you are brave ever..Simon said you need to learn how to express yourself..vocally great but like the RHPS..go see my comments from a few weeks ago...Not as popular as the one last week..Regardless he makes you want to see what he is doing...MDL likes the fact that he can change his hair suit and makeup and look and sound different..JV just said awful

Matt...His dressing is too thought out..OH GOD DAMN he is wearing that fucking hat again..The hat purpose is to hide the berry on the head...To Love a Woman by Bryan Adams again...Behind the piano..He is doing a good job but it is an easy song for his voice..Nice choice since the audience has reference..Pitchy in the high parts but overall a good job..Ooops high spot off sent him reeling a bit and forgot the words...8...not bad...Not blow me away...Anoop best of the night so far..Randy said it was interesting until it went off pitch..You are doing so much in a simple song..Kara said you are going back and forth and you changed parts that took away...

Danny Gokey..Bought a guitar...Endless Love..Nice song choice of songs for his voice..Harp player...People are going to be thinking he is singing to his dead wife..Hit a real sour spot after the first verse...but it is building nicely and he is really bringing it home at the end and singing his heart out...9...solid performance and people are gonna love it..Paula said the key should have been lowered and timber in your voice and you magic and forgetting about the end and you grab me and make me slay something..Simon said cannot fault the way you sang it but I am disappointed that it was traditional and bored with it but having said that the song means a lot to you and I congratulate you for that..

Chris Allen...Falling Slowly....Starting off slow and singing alone on the MIC..I know this song and it is a great choice for him..Except for the one week he has picked the right songs and has performed each perfectly and he is really singing his heart out tonight...Him and Anoop are the best so far...9...Randy said for him it did not catch on and pitchy..Kara said it was difficult and your best moment..I agree...

Lil Rounds..I have supported her and I think she has potential but if she does not bring it tonight she is going to be out...The Rose..Once again a big song but will she deliver..She looks hot...She is making it gospel and it is good and I still think she has one of the biggest voices in the competition but she is not bringing it again..8..MH said she destroyed it..I would not say that but not too great...Paula said something about a road..Simon said I have no idea what you said.. song too soft too middle of the road, nice moments and you are not the artist that we thought you were...Lil got sassy and she is bout to get into a fight...

MDL was watching tonight's AI with me..She thinks that Adam will win the show.Paula is retarded and will not shut up, and Simon is annoyed with Paula and her pearls of wisdom..She thinks that she is getting her quotes from Bartlett's a few minutes before she goes on stage..Take another pain killer Paula. She also enjoyed texting MH while I was blogging

AI the Vote Off Show

Frankie Avalon to open the show singing Venus from the year 1959..Then we get treated to the group doing Cant get you out of my head..Scott is having a hard time with the dance step and looks freakish. The group sounds flat....How horrible...If this is any indication of how the tour is I think there may be an issue

Back from commercial break into a commercial. Matt should think about having something gnaw that mole off his forehead. Its like that commercial with the stain on the shirt..It talks to you,

Ryan after banter with Adam is ready to start the vote off..Adam, Chris, Anoop..Adam is safe...Chris safe and Anoop is down in the bottom three.

Flo Rida in the House,Ya know its funny the sell the show like its a family show and then you have The Flo making it snow, singing about girls on the pole...Hmmm Maybe those are our family values.

Back to the next group Danny up and Danny is safe....Matt is up and Matt is safe...Scott is up and Scott is in the final three, and he walked the wrong way..Allison is up and so is Lil and Alison is safe and the Lil Round is in the bottom three..

The PickMeister is up next and is being billed as a country sensation...Hmmmm..I think she is secretly married to Ryan. Horrible song and sung horrible and they should not save her..How is everyone friends with Taylor Swift..Who is Taylor Swift..I think she has a pack with the devil.

Bottom three to the center of the stage..Lil is safe once again and let this be a lesson to her and getting her act together...

Scott and Anoop..Let it be Scott..Oh Thank God..Now this is gonna mess my world up if they save him. Happy hands Scotto and go to your safety spot...Judges are putting on a show like they are discussing his fate..Guys he is blind, he cannot see you acting all false.There is that note again, the one that breaks the bonds of earth and shatters the heavens..

Vote is tied 2-2 and Scott is giving the I am having fun blah blah..Here we go..Dont do it Simon..Good send him home...Do the recap of his journey and send him packing

Paula said you are an inspiration and talent and we all watch AI so we can witness artists like you classy man..Wait, he is not an artist, he is a loser

AI-8 Left-Songs From The Day They Was Born

The show starts off and they are showing pictures of the judges when they were younger..Jokes all around.

Danny Gokey..1980...Stand By Me...Doing an R&B version of the song..The slow part sounds good, cheesy in the middle but still on tune...Could be forgotten but the end he brings it home..Soulful..8.5... Best so far...Randy said he did not love the arrangement..but you made me love it because of your voice..Kara said you took it to many levels and did it well..Paula said wow you set the bar and people have to run to catch you and the liberties were creative and chords were brilliant..Simon...said the start was good, the middle was lazy, and the end was great..At the start Simon was telling Paula that he hates when she speaks..Heheheh.That is what we all love

Chris Allen...1985..His parents are bad mouthing taxi drivers...All She Wants To Do Is Dance...Song seems like it picks up right in the middle...Lame choice for a song..He is singing it well but it is just a lame choice..Hard to rate..He is standing in the middle of the crowd last week like Matt they are all around him its lame so I give him an 8..Kara said I am a huge fan and I am happy you picked a fast song but it felt like jazz funk homework and it lost itself..Very true...Paula said its wonderful is that the heart feels genuine and took a song and made it your own and we like you..Simon said likable yes, but boring, indulgent, forgettable..people yelling that he was hot and Simon said yes so am I...said it was a stupid song choice..Randy said the same thing Simon said but added that its not the song but you as the singer..Simon and Ryan fighting at the end but its all good...

Lil Rounds...1984..Whats Love Got To Do..Big song she has to bring it...She is over enunciating the song at the start which makes it sound flat..Coming to the first stanza she is still trying say all the words and does not really start sounding good until the end..She gets points for taking on a big song but they are going to say its yelling..Does not connect that well.. 7.5....Paula said you look hot which she does and Paula said it was important for you to kill this week and you are a brilliant singer but you are not taking the lead...and she kept talking..Simon said I think what Paula is looking to say that we are not looking for a third rate Tina and is was a copy that failed and you are making wrong choices..Randy said we love you and you have mad talent but he agrees with Simon and its not clicking.Kara said you are not making that jump from singers to star..Lower register is bad...This could be bad for her

OMG WTF the return of the Six Flags man. I hate that fucker and I think he finally did himself in by talking...We now know it is not an old man and its just lame. I suggest to you readers that this may be the last we see of my arch nemesis...

Anoop Dawg...Shout out to UNC..Saying sorry for his attitude towards Kara..Anoop has jumped the shark..1986...Anoop in his Bollywood outfit...after watching House last night I feel like he may shoot himself....True Colors..Nice song choice...One of the nicest songs of the 80's...Doing a very nice job with the song..Its a easy song..getting fast in the middle, thought for a second that could be bad...good song choice nice job...same as Danny..8.5...Randy said good for UNC and you pulled it back and party guy and you can sing and very nice vocal..Kara said you controlled the song and your not being something you are not..Paula said flawless phrasing and satin and rainbows..Simon said you are a singing yo yo your up and down, was not fantastic but good.. And don't say you are sorry....

Oh God up next is Scott....Hmmmmmmm
1985 Don't understand the what the intro is about..Standing with a guitar and rocking out with some open E strumming..That is how I like my rockers guitar heroish..WOW he hit that high note and my dog fell off the couch...Horrible..Just don't like it want him to be gone..6.5...Kara said bad choice good moments and off too..Parts I like and part I did not... Paula said you stepped away from the piano and guitar and he said he is a punk and you have a nice sense of humor..Simon said go back to the piano.Song was horrible and Scott said it was not that bad and it was strange watching the bad guitar over a horrible song..Randy said dude it was ok and it did not show you as a star...Randy wants him to leap off the stage..Be careful he cant see and he might walk off by accident...

Allison 1992...I cant make you love me..Good song choice for her..Pitchy at start but smoothing out..This is the performance of the night....Almost as good as the original...9...Paula said one note and its you and its a gift with no price and I love tenderness and gut wrenches and heart and you gave us your own...Simon said it was very good...Sort you out and make you more likable and lighten up...Randy said you remind me of Kelly Clarkson and you are like her and you talk too much...best of the night...Kara you made this young and lets go make a record.....She is like Pink there is going to be a big market for her..

Matt...1985...Part Time Lovers..Oh God return of the hat..I feel like its Top Chef...If you do Stevie bring Stevie..Bring the Wonder..Did not bring it in most of the song...Towards the middle it sounds a little better..Oh God now he is dancing like Jacko and he is having pitch problems and at the end his run ends in a scream..He brought Scott..7.5...Vocally the best of the night.. Kara said incredible, Paula Standing O, and Simon said better than last week..Do not see that

Adam...1982...Adam was interested in everything..No sports, dress up..Penis? Hmmm. Sitting again and his hair down...Like something out of a play..I do not know the song but is sound familiar...Once again I do not know how to rate it...He leaves you blank at the end and I guess that is good because you don't forget it..Simon said we are out of time and Simon gave him a standing O.. Its different.

American Idol Vote Off

Up first Megan, Matt and Chris.... Puts them in the far side of the stage...
Adam, Lil Rounds, and Alison..Center stage,
Scott, Danny, and Anoop...

They are making it seem like two of the groups are safe but they will mix it up...They are probably mix them up after the excuse one group. Center stage group should be safe. They then are going to ask the safe group to pick the worst group which they will not do...

The should exchange Megan for Danny..

Here we go...Chris is safe...Matt is safe...Megan is not safe and she flew and made a noise like a bird and sat down...Lil Rounds is safe..Alison is in the bottom three which means Adam is safe and he is...Danny up next and is safe...Scott and Anoop..Scott safe and Anoop not..That damn Scott

OMG Lady GAGA..Doing some wierd shit with a really strange piano..The slow version of poker face...Hoofa usually they lipsynch but she is not. She probably should have..Lots of dancing Will Smiths...This performance was stranger than Adam...

Safe is Alison..We knew that..Who is going home....Megan..Anoop is safe to sing another day..Hoooha and it is so freaky.She is a strange cookie

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The little bitch Ciela or however you spell it pulled a bitch move and ratted out Talia..Well the girls from NJ got the burn girl's back and called out Ms Eva Braun..There was a ghetto fight but my NJ girls were right..NJ ladies you rock my world...Back to the show, Howard Stern's wife is the guest model. She is very sweet.Not like these bitches and skeezers, except for my Jersey girls..They rock my world..

Girls now have to pose their face in Tyra's pic and convey an emotion...Fo looked like she was sleeping, most the girls could not understand what to do...Natalie did it good and got the first bing, and London were the only girls to do good...And Nat won the competition..and wins 50% more photos at the next shoot..

Back at the house Nat gets to read the mail and they are told they are looking pale..First impressions were they are going to get painted. Thalia and Celia are trying to patch things up.

Photo Shoot: Color splash and they have to be that color...
Allison sucked and did not seem to care
Animat..Looked good..
Tahlia..Good job
Teyona..smiled too much
Fo did good
London looked lame but what do i know
Natalie not so good
Sandra..not sure
Celia did good..bitch..

Back at the house..Getting mail about meeting with the judges..
Aminat or whateva...Very nice
Natalie..Pasty and angry
Talia..Nice
Celia...ick but they liked it...
Teyana...Nice
London...nothing
Alison..nothing
Sandra..blah
Fo..I dont like it but they love it

Safe:
Fo, Teyona, Thalia, Aminat, Alison, Natalie, London, ...Down to Sandy and Celia..and going home is...and they are sending Sandra home...But the C got the Tyra lecture..Its sad because they painted her as a mean girl, I think she acted out at the start cause she was scared...

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American Idol-Niner In The Hole

Idol back on tonight..JV called and said it was most downloaded songs of the Internet...Could be a recipe for disaster....The obligatory banter between the judges and Ryan. Of course we go into a Ryan infomercial....

Anoop..Singing Usher....Just gonna go out there and have fun...This is going to be a hard song for him to pull off...More screaming than singing and he is behind the song. It is just blah and did not really get the crowd going. Bad choice because Usher is a big voice..His is not..7...Randy said you picked up your swagger..Said vocally good but not right song for you..Kara said when you pick Usher you have to for it and you did not..Frat guy dare...Paula said you went back to the playful side.Your vocals sounded good but work on stage act and go for it..Simon said it was a mess. Said it was a poser song...Kumar is fighting for his life now and it is making me very uneasy...

Megan..Bob Marley..This is a good song and a nice choice for her... She makes weird faces and sounds like she sings thru her nose...She can't dance at all and it was flat....6...Freaky....Kara said I like you but you are in trouble...said it was not a good choice for her..Paula said you need to take us by surprise and dig deep for beauty and there will be a stool with a light and no movement and see the ballad and rip the heart out... Simon said so she needs a chair...It was boring and indulgent and you are becoming that..The audience sounds crazy tonight...Randy said it was like watching paint dry..He repeated Kara...I think she can be good but she is lost... She said she will bring it now that she knows but Simon is right she has had a few weeks to bring it...

Ya know I don't understand last years stimulus check...I am doing some one's taxes and they got 600 last year but then it was yanked back this year..Can someone explain..

Danny .....What Hurts the Most..Actually probably a really good song choice for him...The lone violinist....starting out ok and good at the first stanza...I am not sure if its good or if its just yelling and runs...Its good...8.5....Paula said you thrive from the first note to the cadence and I want more and I will hit you...twice..Simon said we were not on the same page...this week he feels that it was his best performance...like two snails competing with a race horse...I don't know if it was great but solid...Randy said you brought it crazy and the show started now...Randy is about swagger...Kara said you moved everyone emotionally...Hmmm don't see it...Kara be in love...

Allison....Don't speak...Hair teased..Lighting is odd..Its distracting...Strange outfit..starts out good but at the stanza sounds a little cheesy but towards the end she really does bring it..She is by far the best rocker chic this idol has seen...8.5....Should have done Pink...Randy said you can sing but you were ahead of the beat but dude what are you wearing..Mad love but can I say it polease....Kara said you are the part, don't dress it and it was forced and distracting..Good job not best. Paula said you have an axe and an edge..singers are twice your age and masterful and going skating bye to the finish..Simon said we cannot ignore the outfit its like the Adams family..it seemed a bit dressy uppy and being a rock star...and you were shouting the song..

Scott.. They should rename him lucky..Doing Billy Joel..His hair looks like the chic from the bride of Frankenstein..Ok so it sounds good but its an easy song to sing...I hope they play this for him the night he leaves....I hope to hear it again tomorrow night...Better than the last few weeks but its not a hard song....7... for the song..Kara said right song and I like the look..He is touchy the freak hair..Paula said that I am proud of you and nothing to do with your challenge but you make me forget..It must be a thrill for a lagotto...Simon said this is your best performance by a country mile..We have the Ryan S hair..Randy said the best of the night..Which Night Randy...

Matty G...The Fray..You Found Me..Good Song...Flat at the start..Ooohhh HoooFa ..He is in the crowd playing the keyboard..getting a little better as it goes on but he is yelling too much and it is hard to make out the song by the way he is doing it..Not bad, not great...7....Paula said Ok but you had an abortion and sitting in a false voice and it sound like Issac and it was a cold play.. Simon said I do not get it, felt put on up tight and you are lost trying to become others..Randy said it was not you and you have more chops..Kara said you have to commit and you don't deserve to go home...

Lil Rounds...Celine Dion.She gotta bring it...Hair looks hot..I don't know this song..Is this her Whitney moment...She has a super strong voice but yelling in some points but I have no reference point...8.5...Not a great song but she did a great job..Randy said I wanted more swagger..again....Kara said I was surprised because its effortless and you are a singer that can let it out..Paula said I do not want to see an adult Lil round and heaven..Simon said it was a safe song and it was a wedding performance..They all agree do Mary J and it shows no personality...Love fest for Randy and Lil is crying for her babies..Do we need more kids in the house

Adam..Play that Funky Music..Sporting his Elvis hair..Well we all know the song..Odd to say the least..the version sucked but he is just yelling and screaming and I do not know what the hell this is...Different odd...Cant score it don't understand it don't know if I like it...Paula said true genius shatters things and liberty and you are in a class with Jagger..Simon said it was very brave and we got rid of the crap...Randy said thought it was going to be corny...and a shout to Ricky Minor...Kara said I cannot wait to see what you will do next....

Last singer of the night...

Chris....Ain't No Sunshine...Fantastic Song...Christina Christenson did this in the first season and it was great....Haunting and first and getting faster..It is different than the original but just a little to make it fresh...Best performance of the night...10..sung perfectly and just fantastic...Wow...Randy said you are in a zone..Kara said that is artistry..Paula said you are pacing yourself strong...Simon said you brought it nice arrangement best performance. Winner for the night...Could be your next Daughtry...

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American Idol-Motown

Tonight our idols are taking on the sounds of Motown and once again the idol judges come walking in next to their egos... Paula is wearing a Cinderella dress...Barry Gordy and Smokey R in the house. They are complimenting last weeks loser. So very nice...Out comes the crew.

Tribute to Detroit and the Motown sound and its place in America... The music the movement and the talent...Gordy telling the idols basically that they are taking a short cut to success..True...

Smokey the guest expert this week..Gordy sitting with a young chippy. and here we go....

Matt G....Doing a Marvin song..Love Marvin, good song and lets see how it goes.....Playing the piano, and not blind.... starting out good on the piano but when he comes to the runs its pitchy...There are parts that are really good and then some parts that fall short..This song can move you and this one is just not getting it on if I may be so cheeky....8...Not great not bad...Randy said he is happy tonight and that Matt set it off...I do not agree..Randy said his voice was strong..Kara said there are a lot of girls that want to have sex with you and you played the piano and you got up and it was solid..Paula said you are comfortable and sexy and cool...Simon said it was cool and you got up and your voice suits the song...You are a front runner..Don't buy it..JV thinks he is groovy...Manny gave it a 9..JV gives him a BVAL score of 9...

Chris...This could be a dark horse..How Sweet It Is...Hmmmmm..Original and fresh..and on tune..9....Happy and good...Kara said you did not do the other artists you did you boo...She is right...Best of the night so far...Paula said it is nice to see and it was a great song something about an infection and she is proud..Simon said you are doing good and it was smart but you need to believe in yourself....Randy said it is all good..Ryan and Simon fighting a bit...

Scott..The blind guy..Paula said he gonna bring it..Can't hurry love...selling himself as single in the promo and its just lame...My mouth is open..Starts out slow and hokie...wait it gets worse..fast..He is singing too slow for the song and he just messed up the lyrics, and now he is screaming now which sounds shitty..I think he may be deaf too...6, maybe a 5....I think I may be deaf now...Paula said you brought singers standing around you and I have no idea what he said..Simon said I cannot take much more..Said it was cheap...Thinks that he is better than that but week after week he picks the wrong song...I agree..Randy said he agrees that he takes no risks and the song sucks...Nothing great...Kara said you brought tempo but you took liberty with the melody but execution sucked... The cut to his blind sister..Here we go Scott beg and tell them what you were trying to do. Making excuses...Now we are back to Paula who gives Simon crayons and going under the table.. Oh God this is getting very uncomfortable with him trying to put three fingers up. I think he gave us the finger, and the peace sign at the same time...

Megan..Once In Life..She had a good voice but she sings it like a freak sometimes..She sings like a pirate...Band sounds good..Its like she falls just short of being Amy Winehouse..He voice sounds strained...She sounds like she cannot hear what is going on behind her...she is off..6... and she looks freaky dancing... Randy said I have mad love and the dress is good..Randy said a train wreck and crazy..Kara said she agrees with Randy and it was off...Paula said you are stunning but she agrees that she started off too low and then too high...Simon said horrible and fire the advice person...Vocals were all over the place and you are in trouble....She does sultry requests for the men to give a call...

Anoop Dog..Doing a Smokey song..Hindu Kiss Ass...Sitting on the side of the stage..Starting off good..OOOOFFFFF, some pitch problems, but then gets better and then goes off again..The song is slow and does not match up but a good job..8...He will be ok I think....Kara said it was a hard song to sing but there were moments that I loved it but others that were off but did a good job...Paula said you are brazen and sweet and tender and doing a good job..Simon said it was a great vocal and you looked asleep and it was a little like a musical..Randy said when you sat down that you were serious..I do not get the actions thing..They are singers, not sitters...Randy repeating...Kumar does American Idol..I'm writing the script...

Mike..Letting everyone know that he was sick all week...Ain't to proud to beg...Cheese Dick...Lame..Its like he is Rocky's retarded brutha Rucky...Its just off...Hey at least he will be a home town celeb..A bus tour might be opened... I really don't know what church would want him..7....maybe a 6..Paula said it was tough..Vegas Lounge....Notes were off..Simon said I have no idea what you said to Paula..Simon said he wanted it to end and he was screaming and shouting...You are not going to win..Mike cant take criticism..come on Mike mouth off..here we go sassy Mike respects it but gave it 100% ..Randy said its a big song and too big for him and you do not have R&B chops...Tried to do too much..Kara said you are not an artist, well in so many words and you need to bring that......So far Chris and Matt are the or should be the winners....

Lil Rounds..Heatwave...I do not like this song..She got one big ass booty.. She thick...Hate the song and the version and she appears to over singing but she is able too..She is singing it too fast but she can belt it...8.5....Always good...Randy said you have mad crazy vocals but it was not the right songs and you were rushing...He is right...Kara said you are the diva and this was your week and you did not nail it and it was not the right song...You were screaming and you do not have to...Paula said something about the outfit but your vocals were fresh and you owned it..Simon said it was a bad song and there was no moment and too fast. You are one of the best singers...

Adam...Oh God Tracks of my Tears...Holy shit he looks like Elvis...I do not like this fuck but I have to say that this is one of the best renditions of this song....I never really liked this song..Im thinking that Robin Thicke should sing this version...9.5....Best performance of the night...Not acting the freak and becoming legit,..Wow...Kara stood up and said the best of the night...Paula said that you are in your own league..I have new found respect for him... Simon said it was the best performance of the night,,You are original and made it sound as good today and you have emerged as a star...Randy said you have the range and could do anything...Hot...I am actually going back right now and watching it again..Manny gave it a 10...Watching back it is a little pitchy in 2 spots but I stand by that Robin Thicke should do that song or Maxwell....

Danny...Get Ready...I do not like this song that much and we are seeing that he can compete also..His voice is a raspy and rich and is fantastic..He liked to the Smokester..told him he would sing all the words and yet he let the back up singers do the other parts..9.5 as well..Nice job..Paula said something really good...Simon it was clumsy..Randy said you remind me not your best but love energy....Kara said good not great..Do not agree...

Allison...Papa Was A Rolling Stone...Paula is already standing up...Perfect song for her voice...Rich and on spot..I cannot this girl is 16...Thats an old soul....I think we have our 10..Best performance of the night...Randy said you are 16 but u is dope and hot...Kara said OMG and you were in the bottom three...singing like you are 400...Paula said hehehhe she has crayon on her and she could not say much...Simon is laughing...that is funny..Simon said one of your best performances.......

There are the following: Lil, Adam, Danny, Allison are your tops with Chris and Matt as dark horses..Matt's voice is not as strong as the others

American Idol Vote Off Show

The vote off show..Hmmmmm well lets see lets make them all dance and sing like puppets and advertise for the man..got what a horrible little song..Oh god and then into a Ford Fusion ad....Are they not insolvent???

They give us a look at life after being voted off.. I realize that Jorge sounds like our friend SB..Just a tad snarky..Damn that Jazmin can cry..I just want to hold her and let her know that things will be OK..Back from the shoot they question Mike about being away from the family and I am getting so sick of our AIs being strapped with cubs..I hate it....

Danny up first and is safe and on the tour..He has a job for the next year..Lil..They have her hair up too high...Lil is safe as well and screaming..And she thanked Jesus..Anoop up next and is safe as well..first three up and first three down...Ally and Mike next up...She should be safe and he should be gone...Paula asked who should got to Paula and she would not answer the question...Allison in the bottom three..Do not agree with that..Mike is not a singer...Mike is down too....Good...

Blind guy Scott is safe..What a crock of shit...He is safe and Ally is not...Megan is safe...Matt is safe...Chris is safe as well..So down to Adam and Alexis and Alexis should not be safe...Alexis rounds out the three...Ally safe..Never should have been down there...


Now we have to sit thru Skellator sucking the life out of Carrie Underwood...Wow Travis is burning a hole in her with his stare...I think that the the country music industry are vampire and Carrie is their Suki...They are going to drink her blood and feed off her...Randy T's fangs just popped and he is feeding off her...

Back to the losers..Simon said they would save one..Mike is safe and Alexis is going home....But wait what are the judges saying..It could be her but she has to sing for her supper...Oh god they are doing the fake huddle as if they care..She is heading home...What a great dynamic she is in panic mode and her voice is cracking. Horrible..Don't waste the save boys...They said no and Paula is telling her her life will be changed forever..

She said things happen for a reason but I do not know if I agree with that..Look at Natasha Richardson

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The ladies met with Ms J and learned how to walk a little. Small cat fights ensued after they played truth and dare and then it was off the reward challenge..Walking down the cat walk holding bags...Blah Blah blah...The one chic one..Thalia has to stop crying and thinking she is being beat up all the time...

Cut to Mr J on the NYC sightseeing bus. The photo shoot is on the bus and all around the city...

Fo and Aminat..Wall Street..They seemed to a really good job..They were having a fun time..J seemed happy.

Kortinie and Nijah in Soho..Nijah struggling at the start. Kortinae did a nice job and they seemed to get it together at the end.

Sandra and Celia...Nanies..Seemed to be doing a good job. Sandra has calmed down since the first week and is not a snotty little African..

Allison and London...From the get go Alison is saying she cannot do it.. What a loser..I hope her and her big eyes fall over.They are being snotty..Mr J loved London but was not really impressed with Ally..She looks like someone out of a desperately seeking Susan movie..

Thalia and Natalie..They hate each other...and Teyona...T was eating a pretzel like a crack ho and Mr J said to get rid of it and she spit it off the side of the bus....Mr J was feeling most but not Natalie...

They wrap the shoot and get ready to meet with the judges...It comes to the segment of the show where the girls talk about how great they did or how bad they did...Alison is a pill but she is real person

The girls walk in and most look good. I hate Paulina P..Dumb fuck..

Being called up as the group..

Nijah and Kortinae..The best shot was at best bad...Nijah getting the worst of it. Its a shame because Nijah is pretty in person but her photo was bad

Fo and Aminat..Tyra says they look good today. Aminat looks better..she looks like a ebony goth hippie.... Picture was fantastic..

Celia and Sandra..Ms J called out Sandra for having black ashy knees. Throw some Lubriderm on those things..J offered spit.. Picture was ok. I did not like it but the critics do.

Thalia, Nat, and Teyona...Shot looks fun..Natalie took the hardest hit.

London and Alli..The group felt the shoot failed. London got the most praise...Lets see who goes home.

The judges deliberated and have made their choices.. Who is safe from best to worse..

Here we go.....
Sandra the best
Aminat
Thalia
Fo
Good so far.
Celia do not get her
Kortinae
London
Teyona
Natalie

Last two Nijah and Ally..They should send home Ally...Damn Ally won and I am not happy...They are starting to send home my home girls...

American Idol St Patty Day 2009-11 To Go

Dramatic entrance again...Ryan at his most affected. Oh No the set turned green and talk of pints fell from Ryan's mouth..Country week is on for tonight. I hate country week..Ryan kids Simon about his love for the genre and then we get the intro to the quasi stars...

First up after the Randy Travis piece....Travis looks like Skelator

Mike Sarver.... The guy playing the harmonica seems more into this.This is always a hard one to judge because it all sounds the same and everyone sings country...Just don't know...7...Randy said it was a cool song but not sure about it showing range? Kara said we got to see your personality..No big notes..He made a country request to his fans....Paula said you had fun and we had fun and if you had the harmonica player had fun and their was charm and fun and fun is fun and the fun is fun...Simon said he could not understand a single word and Mike got sassy and said country folk did..Said it was clumsy and he don't get it and Mike got sassy again and Simon said he would give it 1.2...Hahahah...

Allison...Singing some country song...Don't like the song but her voice is very strong and she is starting to show that she might be able to sing any genre...9..for her voice..In tune and good... Makes it look simple. Kara said you can sing really well and you make it your own...Every week you are getting better...Paula said rock solid and no one can take away the power of your voice..Paula said you should experiement...amazin..Simon said it was good but you were struggling to remember the words..She said no..Simon said precocious..Randy said it was dope..

Chris....No guitar...In tune, the low and the high...He is actually doing a pretty good job..Quirky...slow song but did a nice job..Have to say nice. He is starting to sound like a contender.9....Paula said I'm surprised..Honest pure and vulnerable...She said some pitchy but I did not see it...Simon said it was terrific....Great choice of song, took it back and in control and did not go over the top..First time were I think you may have a shot of doing good..Randy said tender moments..Kara said ti did not even sound country...

Lil rounds....Have no idea what song this is...Sounds good..Horrible song...Great job with it..9...Randy said it ambitious but did not feel comfortable...Kara said that is part of being an artist and you are a great singer and faulting her for her but they picked the country..Paula said you look good..said something..Simon said Little it came over as a girl that has to sing at a wedding and it felt forced...I dont understand this because they picked this crap genre...Lil getting sassy...I liked it as much as I could

Adam...Freaked out Skellator...Very NinchNails....was good at the start but in the middle when he went high it was odd...Skellator is right....what is this odd, good, strange..I don't know...Its making me laugh...Cannot score this...Kara said Adam does country music...Strange said she does not know what to make of it...Paula said you stand out and are true and it sounded like Led Zepp..don't see that..Simon said what the hell was that and that it was rubbish...Randy said imagine nine inch nails doing country..Hmmm read my comments above...

Scott..Blind guy...Guy should not even be here...wow this changes me so much...I thought everyone could sing country..Wrong..Horrible song lower register pitchy and flat and the whole thing sounded like a theme song from the greatest american hero or a bad 80's movie..I expect to see him on a bike with a mannequin..6.... Paula said it was impressive lovely and you work harder than most..The piano is a crutch... Simon said Paula's comments were stupid...and they battled..Simon said your song choice is bad and it is going over my head...Randy said its not the song but no crazy vocals..You are good and safe...Kara said up your game...I will say this after this performace I wish I were deaf... I tried to scratch my eyes out but my hand still hurts

Alexis Grace... Jolene..great dolly song..Coming down the staircase...In the song at the fourth Jolene Dolly goes stronger...She sounds behind in the song and it does not seems strong..Randy must have been on crack to think that did not need to change..7..She back off on the strong parts..Randy said you did not hit it too well..Did not work..Kara said you lost your edge..flat..Paula said down and dirty vocals and you took something...Simon said it was ok sound alike...She asked what does sound alike..We will forget about it...Travis looks possesed..

Danny...He is such a kiss ass... Do not know the song but he has a very distinctive voice and what the fuck is this song..He is singing about a car accident...and Jesus driving and I am not sure they had cars back then..They had carts...He is good but the song sux.. 9... Kara said when you hit your stride it is great..First part not great...Paula said something about love and respect and ...Simon said he agrees with Paula but he does not understand what he is wearing..Randy said you blazed some parts and not the verses...

Anoop up now..Slow and soft and an easy song to sing but he is doing a nice job...At least people know it..at the end he kicked it up..9..Good job people know the song..Paula said you are back...Proud of him tender and sweet..Simon said you went from 0 to hero and you have performed well..Randy said this is the reason why we want you...Kara said it was a classic song and it was the biggest surprise of the night... I smell a movie..Anoop and Kumar do American Idol...

Megan....I like that its a blue grass country..OMG we got mellons hanging by a thread..She is on display....Its unique..sultry and sexy and they are going to say it makes her look old...I thinks its fun that she can sing that.. Towards the end it sounds shakey....8...Nice and fun..My lord the boulder holders... She was sick and that is why her voice sounded like that...Randy said he was impressed country soulful it worked..Kara said perfect song perfect look and you have the flu...Wow that make the song a 9 kinda of..Paula said something..Simon said you are great and look good..she is a whack job but fun....

There was a strange wierd glitch in the show and it cut to black and then an asian voice came out and then we lost the sound to idol....

Matt....Just a lot of mumbling but he should be ok because the blind guy should be going home or Alexis Grace...I dont know bout this guy..8 maybe a 7..voice is not strong but it seems like he has a pro teacher telling how to fake it..Kara loved it and he is going to cry...Paula tried to say something but forgot the words and something..Simon you have not had enough credit..You out sang them..Like Mike Booooble..that little fuck...Randy said you got it going on...

ANTM: Only 12 Left

I still dont know how Alison won last week. Anamati tells Sandra that the whole house wishes that they got rid of Sandra..She was sooo right to do that..Some general posturing goes on and then of course the Tyra mail comes..A stretch madress limo. The girls are stoked about it and high fiving...The Jays are getting a message from Tyra who is dressed like the last guy from American Idol last night who was dressing like JT who was dressing like MJ..She says whip them into shape..The obligatory MTV scream comes from the ladies.. The Jays anounce make over madness. These are the best episodes...Some girl always freaks out and ruins her chances...



Jessica chopped short with red highlightes..Looked good.

Sandra short and white...She looks soo good...

Alison..How she is on this show baffles me...They made her blonde with extensions.. I guess it looks better but I just dont het her at all.

Nijah,,:Longer weave but it looks really good. I hope she is around to the end.

Fo..Cut it off..I am not sure if I like it.

Ciela..short..first freak out..ick...

missed one...

Anamati..Took the weave out...Ms Jay used it as a Boa..Funny...I love both of her hairs..

Courtney...Bright red..love it love it

LOndon short hair and blonde..like it too

Natalie..first to freak and take us to the commercial..How dare she say wait to Tyra..Back from commercial and Tyra does nothing....But it may cost her in the long run...

Teyona..Love this girl...Gave her a big weave to and it looks good

Thalia ..blonde weave looks good

Fo freaking out but after the fact..



Back at the house Fo is still freaking out..WTF girl your going to get gone good...Jesscia loving hers and loving herself a little too Sandra... They go and then the show and do a covergirl commercial for like an hour...The break them into 4 teams and they have 20 mins to go get somebody off the street and teach them about the makeup...Team one out in

American Idol Final 13

With last Thursday's baker dozen surprise, Anoop Dawg was left in the house. Down to the final 13 tonight. Tonight the songs of Mike Jackson, the Jacko, the Jackaloop..Wouldn't it be strange if MJ showed up to announce his tour..That would be huge for AI..Most of the contestants are young this year so he should feel at ease.

My pick at this point in the competition to win is the lady above..Lil Rounds..Chic has got some pipes, and she sings good too.

A new intro with the judges walking out and Ryan ascending from heaven.. Ryan kidding Simon about loving that way too much...Which celebrity will we see in the show tonight..Who has an upcoming show. Stage is lit up in AI blue. Advise for the singers..Randy gotta bring it, Kara said its gonna be harder and its her job to and then she stopped..Paula looking like she collided with a bird..Perhaps she was on flight 1594 with Sully..Her advise was that it was a big stage..Simon said don't forget the words and prove that you are not swallowed up by the stage...I hate that the blind guy has to be led out like a puppet..Its freaky...Hottest chicks by far Jasmin, then Lil and then Adam...Simon announced that two go home tomorrow and not one.

Lil Rounds up first..singing Way You Make Me Feel...coming down the stair case..Don't dig the outfit..Makes the booty look real big..Singing it well but its just a blah song...she does have a really big voice...9....Let her be the mark to beat..Randy said this is the way to kick it off. Send you made the song new again..Don't agree with that...Kara said what you just did everyone else needs to be scared...Paula said wearing a freaky makeup scheme..Paula liked the outfit and way to start it out and Simon said what.Simon said it was good and said it was a lazy song choice and I hate what you are wearing...

Scott up next.. Boy they cut to him doing something in his dressing room..I don't know what he was doing. Keep the Faith? Gets to play the piano..Started off pitchy but got better, but when he came to the bridge it was off again..Horrible choice of song because no one really knows it or if they do he is not singing it right..His high register is ICK...7...Song choice bad...Kara said did you just learn that..Most did not know the song but it has a message, not dynamic..Paula said its magical seeing you instrument at your fingertips..hhhmmmmm....Simon said he hated the song and no one knows it. Bad song choice...Randy said the song was OK but it was too safe......

Danny...PYT...Hope he does a different version...Neo Soul version..A little off at the start...Then he breaks into the old version...He has a very rich voice and that is what saves him on this because the performance is odd...He does have a strong voice...9..guy to beat right now...Did get the place rocking. Paula said you are on your way to the finals..Simon said the vocals are brilliant, a white guy with soul but the dancing bad...Randy said he has range and you got it and he loved it all because the dancing was not pro and that is what you felt..Kara said it was dancing singing and joy...

Mike..Oil Rigger...Heading home to the job and family...You Are Not Alone...Making it a country version..Nice tone..Sings through his nose a lot but doing a pretty good job....Does not get lost in the song...Not a bad job...I would say just as good as Danny...8.5...Surprised me this week...Simon said you are not the best singer..but you make up for it...Randy said Dawg listen you are one of the best..Kara said it shows you can sing...Did a good job and you bring your game...Paula said you are liked, you are something and sounded out a word and color or something like that....Oh God a shameless plug for her daddy...

Jasmine up next...She better bring it..She has been nervous the last few weeks and it has shown..She is hot and so are her sistas...Ill be there..Good Choice...Starting off really good...perfect tone and showing that she can do this..I was getting scared by her last two performances...Did not change it from Mariah version...9....Nice job..here and Lil's..Randy dropped the fact that he recorded that but said you did a really good job...Kara said she was surprised too but take it a half key down and good stage presence..Paula said you are lovely and poised..Not sure what she was watching..Simon said it was a good attempt but robotic..I do not agree with them...

Chris...Oh God not another I sit around with my whole family and sing...Remember the Time...Trying to act like John Mayer with his guitar. Does not make sense of him having the guitar since you cannot hear him play..maybe at the end..Not doing a bad job either...Yelling at the end but there is a market for him somewhere...8...Kara said the girls love you..I am happy to see you with the guitar..few notes off but good performance...Paula said something and Simon's hands were doing something under the table and I lost her...Simon said the song did not suit the guitar the vocals were good but hide the wife..Randy said he loved the wife Jason Mrazy...

Allison....Strange little thing doing song in front of no one...First Braces Grill...Give it to Me?? Rich voice and singing really really well but what song is this..You are starting to see that MJ had a few clunkers...Bad choice of song good voice..8.5..Nice job..Maybe a 9....Paula said something and stay true.. Simon said good performance good confidence...Randy said you got it...Kara said keep being the rocker girl..

Anoop Dawg....He is a pretty calm and cool guy...Beat It...Gonna be hard...Its gonna sound like a bar version...he wont be able to sing it like Mike and there is only one version..He sounds good but the song is too big for him..good tone but its hard to describe..7... Paula said she was not prepared..not a good choice of song cause only one can do it...Simon said it was horrible...light weight and stupid...failed MJ..Randy said it was the wrong choice...Kara said well the same thing..Little disconnected...

Jorge...Never Can Say Goodbye..good song...Off right from the start but then came back in line but when off again during the Never Can Say Goodbye part but brought it home..Have to say did not do that bad...7.5...Randy said pitchy just not the right song..Kara said wrong song..Paula said you were not yourself..Simon said it was corny and he could not wait for it to end.. I did not think it all that bad

Meagan...Something evil about that sleeve of Tatts...Like her with the brown hair..Oh god these idols are strapped with kids...Rocking Robin...Bad choice...Well maybe not her..I am confused by this..I think she sang it really well but I think it was an odd choice...Crazy shit at the end...7.5...Kara said its Meagan...Paula said she loves her and her voice and you picked the right song but did not hear it to the end..Simon said we like you but what a stupid song choice said it was clumsy...Randy said the song choice and someone screamed and then it got lost..Simon kicked it to Gordon Ramsey..Our first celebrity to see what he thought..no mic but it was funny

Adam...The Girl Boy....We get to see his black nails and goth look..Black and White...Gonna unify the races...This guy freaks me but he is a performer...The girl boy you hate to love or love to hate..He will kill on Axel Rose night...he made it his own..Or Journey night..8.5..not for me but not bad....Paula said take it all in...I am into you and fashion and music and package and love and something...Simon said it was in a different league...said it was an original version...Randy said you are right now,,Kara said she hopes MJ is watching,, I don't get it but hey...

GF MDL called and said she thinks Paula had a mini stroke..She thinks she stroked out after that performance and her mouth is now drooping..

Matt..I hate him wearing that MJ hat all the time..Shocking not on tonight..Piano singing human nature...nice version..not standout at this time..he thinks he is MJ and JT..not bad..trying to be like Maroon 5..8...Randy said you sound like Robin and Justin..Kara said good..Paula said something...Simon said solid...

Up last Alexis....God another kid..This is becoming AI the mothers version...Dirty Diana...Hmmmm Hate the white blond hair on woman..Like an old woman...She has a good voice in a short black dress..It was strange I was having a digital feed issues and it made her look like a robot from a tool video..8.6...Kara said you are back...Paula said watch the over singing...Simon said over the top..Randy said good..

Scott and Anoop should be going home